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Comments · 15

  1. Re:ah Joust by circletimessquare · · Score: 1 · on Will Classic Games Disappear Forever?

    YHBT. YHL. HAND.

    don't comment on the idiocy of the flamewar when you are stoking it with fuel, my hypocritical friend

    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

    smooches ;-)

  2. Re:Superiority of C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Corporate Fallout Detector

    YHBT

  3. ATTENTION HeUnique by Mr.+Piccolo · · Score: 1 · on Bill Gates's email - about Linux

    YHBT.
    YHL.
    HAND.

    That was sweet. It says, clear as day, at the bottom, that this is a SATIRE, and yet Slashdot posts it as Microsoft news.

    It's even sweeter once you realize that the letter contains a lot of truth.

  4. Re:Right... by red_dragon · · Score: 1 · on Does P = NP?

    Just in case... YHBT, YHL, HAND...

    Now, get on with your lives, I already knew about the x=y=0 issue... geez.

  5. [OT] Feature I'd Like to See by Pope+Slackman · · Score: 2 · on Yup, Somebody Cracked Slashdot

    The feature I'd like to see most is a killfile.
    I can block out story authors that annoy me, I wish I could do the same to posters that annoy me.

    --K
    MODERATORS: Flamebait or Troll. None of this Offtopic, Redundant, or Overrated crap.
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  6. My own Linux powered robot: the "Slashbot" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3 · on Linux Powered Robots
    I have recently built a Linux powered robot, which I named the "Slashbot" in honour of Slashdot's zealous Linux community. Although the Slashbot is able to do many robot tasks such as walking (although it doesn't like to go outside - it prefers to sit in front of the computer. It may be afraid of the opposite sex or daylight) and manipulating objects (it has a special penchant for manipulating its own phallus), I am particularly proud of my Slashbot's artificial intelligence.

    The Slashbot has a very advanced artificial intelligence, and it has even come close to passing the Turing test on several occasions. When humans are presented with text output from the Slashbot, it initially appears as if the text was produced by an intelligent lifeform. However on closer inspection, it can be seen that the Slashbot achieves it's pseudo-intelligence by recycling a series of tired old arguments such as "information wants to be free" and "many eyes make bugs shallow". Detailed analysis of the Slashbot's literary compositions show that the Slashbot is nothing but an over-opinionated, insecure, self-righteous bore.

    My Slashbot can also interpret and respond to text-based information which is supplied to it. Unfortunately, I have been unable to train the Slashbot to stop responding to blatant "troll" input. If I feed the Slashbot data of a form such as "Security is only possible through security", my Slashbot is unable to resist outputting a tedious monolgue detailing the flaws in my argument. I have been unable to stop the Slashbot responding to troll input, even by applying "YHBT YHL HAND" input during the neural network training. A Sourceforge page for the Open Source Slashbot project can be found here.

    Thank you.

  7. Heh. by Pope+Slackman · · Score: 2 · on Open Source Mozilla Crypto Released

    [...]I'm not an encryption expert,[...]

    Obviously.

    --K
    Yeah, I know, IHBT.
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  8. Re:Linux BELONGS TO Linus, you idiot by JanKotz · · Score: 1 · on MontaVista Rolls Out Fully Preemptable Linux
    YHBT, YHL, HAND. Crissakes, the guy works for Natalie Portman Obsessive Technologies!

    Quit replying to "Jon Erikson" troll account.
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  9. Re:Other Ticker Symbol Suggestions by / · · Score: 2 · on Transmeta Files For IPO

    Why not just "YHBT"? It'd be funny to watch how few investors would pick up on the name.

  10. There is so much trolling going on ... by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 2 · on SETI Accelerator Hoax Revealed

    ... on slashdot, and has been going on for such a long tyme, that I find it sad that you don't realize that YHBT.

    Don't feel bad, I've been through this, too.

  11. YHBT. YHL. HAND. by Segfault+11 · · Score: 1 · on SETI Accelerator Hoax Revealed

    Perhaps now everyone will understand the expression: "YHBT. YHL. HAND.. Trolls don't just live under bridges or hang around Slashdot, folks...

  12. Re:Lack of morality in Open Source by Segfault+11 · · Score: 1 · on Judge Conflicted Interest in MPAA/2600 DeCSS Case?
    That flame was so hot, everything within a 10km radius is either molten or in ashes. If CmdrTaco himself had posted it, that comment would be (Score:5, Funny), and everyone else would have laughed at it as much as I did.

    On behalf of the author, I give you:
    YHBT. YHL. HAND.

  13. Re:A shocking event in the ongoing saga of OOG by auntfloyd · · Score: 2 · on Helicopter In Space

    Harvard, eh?

    I think I see what you're getting at "pal", and I'm not so sure I like it. Just leave her out of it, ok?

  14. Re:Stupidity alert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1 · on XFree86 4.0.1 Released

    Have you read my Bio ?

    I think you should be doing the reading here.
    You could start with this, this, and this.

    thank you,

    ++tlt

  15. Re:Is this so horrible? by LocalYokel · · Score: 2 · on Rambus Gets Toshiba To Sign Patent Concession

    I pray that this is a troll. If not, Rambus(t), Inc. is planting employees on /. to spread anti-SDRAM FUD.

    Virtually all "real world" benchmarks contradict this AC's comment, and even Memory specific benchmarks disagree with the parent post.

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