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that's right. it appears va lairIE/robbIE et AL are being .consumed buy fauxking phonIE payper liesense stock markup monIE FUDgePeddling(tm). their minds are being made up for them buy Godless 'bankers & ?pr? ?firm? bullshippers. that's not yOUR problem. just an observation.

cyphering how many babies it costs for a barroll of crudeness, we've decided to cut back, a lot, on wasteful things like giving monIE to felons, to help them destroy the planet/population.

no matter. the #1 task is planet/population rescue. the lights are coming up. we're in crisis mode. you can help.

the unlimited power (such as has never been seen before) is freely available to all, with the possible exception of the aforementioned walking dead.

consult with/trust in yOUR creator. more breathing. vote with yOUR wallet. use newclear (solar/hydro, etc..) power. seek others of non-aggressive intentions/behaviours. that's the spirit, moving you.

pay no heed to the felonious greed/fear based walking dead.

each harmed innocent carries with it a bad toll. it will be repaid by you/us. the Godless felons will not be available to make reparations.

pay attention. that's definitely affordable, plus you might develop skills which could prevent you from being misled any further by phonIE ?pr? ?firm? generated misinformation.

good work so far. there's still much to be done. see you there.

there's some notion that there'll be no genuine elections, as the Godless georgewellian felons know that they may step from being the driving farce behind the unprecedented evile, into one of our finest fudderoll prisms, should they allow themselves to be unseated.

as to the free unlimited energy plan, as the lights come up, more&more folks will stop being misled into sucking up more&more of the infant killing barrolls of crudeness, & learn that it's more than ok to use newclear power generated by natural (hydro, solar, etc...). of course more information about not wasting anything/behaving less frivolously is bound to show up, here&there.

no matter back on task again.

cyphering how many babies it costs for a barroll of crudeness, we've decided to cut back, a lot, on wasteful things like giving monIE to felons, to help them destroy the planet/population.

no matter. the #1 task is planet/population rescue. the lights are coming up. we're in crisis mode. you can help.

the unlimited power (such as has never been seen before) is freely available to all, with the possible exception of the aforementioned walking dead.

consult with/trust in yOUR creator. more breathing. vote with yOUR wallet. seek others of non-aggressive intentions/behaviours. that's the spirit, moving you.

pay no heed to the greed/fear based walking dead.

each harmed innocent carries with it a bad toll. it will be repaid by you/us. the Godless felons will not be available to make reparations.

pay attention. that's definitely affordable, plus you might develop skills which could prevent you from being misled any further by phonIE ?pr? ?firm? generated misinformation.

good work so far. there's still much to be done. see you there. tell 'em robbIE.

cyphering how many babies it costs for a barroll of crudeness, we've decided to cut back, a lot, on wasteful things like giving monIE to felons, to help them destroy the planet/population.

no matter. the #1 task is planet/population rescue. the lights are coming up. we're in crisis mode. you can help.

the unlimited power (such as has never been seen before) is freely available to all, with the possible exception of the aforementioned walking dead.

consult with/trust in yOUR creator. more breathing. vote with yOUR wallet. seek others of non-aggressive intentions/behaviours. that's the spirit, moving you.

pay no heed to the greed/fear based walking dead.

each harmed innocent carries with it a bad toll. it will be repaid by you/us. the Godless felons will not be available to make reparations.

pay attention. that's definitely affordable, plus you might develop skills which could prevent you from being misled any further by phonIE ?pr? ?firm? generated misinformation.

good work so far. there's still much to be done. see you there.

cyphering how many babies it costs for a barroll of crudeness, we've decided to cut back, a lot.

as for linus, the whoreabull Godless thieving/murdering georgewellian fuddites may have met their match there. you know what happens to the good guys, right?

we've saved 1000's, if not 10's of 1000's of $, buy not buying into the payper liesense hostage ransom stock markup execrable such as is distributed buy the felonious kingdumb & IT's naykid furor et AL.

no matter. the #1 task is planet/population rescue. the lights are coming up. we're in crisis mode. you can help.

consult with/trust in yOUR creator. more breathing. vote with yOUR wallet. seek others of non-aggressive intentions/behaviours. that's the spirit, moving you.

pay no heed to the greed/fear based walking dead.

each harmed innocent carries with it a bad toll. it will be repaid by you/us. the Godless felons will not be available to make reparations.

pay attention. that's definitely affordable, plus you might develop skills which could prevent you from being misled any further by phonIE ?pr? ?firm? generated misinformation.

good work so far. there's still much to be done. see you there.

cyphering how many babies it costs for a barroll of crudeness, we've just cut back, a lot.

as for linus, the whoreabull Godless thieving/murdering georgewellian fuddites may have met their match there. you know what happens to the good guys, right?

we've saved 1000's, if not 10's of 1000's of $, buy not buying into the payper liesense hostage ransom stock markup execrable such as is distributed buy the felonious kingdumb & IT's naykid furor et AL.

no matter. the #1 task is planet/population rescue. the lights are coming up. we're in crisis mode. you can help.

consult with/trust in yOUR creator. more breathing. vote with yOUR wallet. seek others of non-aggressive intentions/behaviours. that's the spirit, moving you.

pay no heed to the greed/fear based walking dead.

each harmed innocent carries with it a bad toll. it will be repaid by you/us. the Godless felons will not be available to make reparations.

pay attention. that's definitely affordable, plus you might develop skills which could prevent you from being misled any further by phonIE ?pr? ?firm? generated misinformation.

good work so far. there's still much to be done. see you there.

not all the time. cyphering how many babies it costs for a barroll of crudeness, we've just cut back, a lot.

as for linus, the whoreabull Godless thieving/murdering georgewellian fuddites may have met their match there. you know what happens to the good guys, right?

we've saved 1000's, if not 10's of 1000's of $, buy not buying into the payper liesense hostage ransom stock markup execrable such as is distributed buy the felonious kingdumb & IT's naykid furor et AL.

no matter. the task is planet/population rescue. the lights are coming up. we're in crisis mode. you can help.

consult with/trust in yOUR creator. more breathing. vote with yOUR wallet. seek others of non-aggressive intentions/behaviours. that's the spirit, moving you.

pay no heed to the greed/fear based walking dead.

each harmed innocent carries with it a bad toll. it will be repaid by you/us. the Godless felons will not be available to make reparations.

pay attention. that's definitely affordable, plus you might develop skills which could prevent you from being misled any further by phonIE ?pr? ?firm? generated misinformation.

good work so far. there's still much to be done. see you there.

actually, there's only one, everything else is incidental/a result of accomplishing #1.

1. planet/population rescue.

that's it. rescue from what? why the unprecedented evile of the Godless greed/fear based georgewellian fuddites of course.

consult with/trust in yOUR creator. vote with yOUR wallet. seek out others who are of non-aggressive intentions/behaviours.

the lights are coming up. we're in crisis mode.

pay attention. that's affordable, & allows for the ability to discern between the facts, & corepirate ?pr? bullshipping.

monIE takeknowledgee? what in the fud is that?

fauxking ediots/cowards. aka, the walking dead.

I usually don't run Windows for gaming. It's a very rare occurence anyway. :-)

Can I get a translator, please? About the only bit I get is the "one of many things" paragraph.

greed/fear based execrable.

no contest. where are you going to fly to, should the senseless murder/destruction fail to subside?

one of many things about the gnu hobbyists (with the obvious exception of the payper liesense stock markup scamsters): when you support their efforts/use their gifts to us, you save money, & that money fails to arrive in the pockets of those who would destroy all of us, in the name of 'business'.

we look forward to the weakend of the corepirate execrable daze.

being able to relocate, & also maitain communications is relevant to these times.

more breathing. consult with/trust in yOUR creator. vote with yOUR wallet. that's the spirit.

yOUR intentions/behaviours will disempower the greed/fear based georgewellian fuddite murdering thieves. that's not a trick you say? right again.

should we (that includes you) fail to assist in the termination of the behaviours of the Godless execrable, there'll be few ports that are worth visiting.

pay attention. it's affordable, & can leave one with the sense of not being misled by the walking dead.

we don't need no stinking bombs. if you're in the bomb making/shipping/firing 'business', you need to check yourself out. don't think that 'got to make a living' lament will hold up at all.

the lights are coming up now. we're in crisis mode. you can help. do us all a favor, for a change.

pairannoyed? you bet. if you're not, you might want to get some help having your process cleared.

let's guess that you have some near-term ability to operate your os/network, even if it's the whoreabull payper liesense BugWear(tm) distributed buy the evile kingdumb.

now what are you going to do?

more breathing. consult with/trust in yOUR creator. vote with yOUR wallet. that's the spirit.

yOUR intentions/behaviours will disempower the greed/fear based georgewellian fuddite murdering thieves. that's not a trick you say? right again.

should we (that includes you) fail to assist in the termination of the behaviours of the Godless execrable, there'll be few ports that are worth visiting.

pay attention. it's affordable, & can leave one with the sense of not being misled by the walking dead.

we don't need no stinking bombs. if you're in the bomb making/shipping/firing 'business', you need to check yourself out. don't think that 'got to make a living' lament will hold up at all.

the lights are coming up now. we're in crisis mode. you can help. do us all a favor, for a change.

you need to build something alright.

think about a vessel that floats on any substance.

better bomb. that's novel.

lookout bullow.

pay attention. some fauxking murdering megalomaniac's Godless bullined arrogance is how we got into this confrontation with unprecedented evile.

so robbIE wants to be a poster boy for promotion of 'less messy' baby killing machines? pheWWW. fauxking ediots.

consult with/trust in yOUR creator. vote with yOUR wallet. that's the spirit.

the daze of the whoreabull greed/fear based walking dead are #ed. run for your options, if you have any left. tell 'em robbIE. tell 'em about packing FUDge for monIE. maybe later? for sure.

10-12 years of gobbledegoop/spinning massturd degrees, & as it turns out, oddly enough, we're all part of one group. if you doubt it, it's ok.

more breathing. consult with/trust in yOUR creator. vote with yOUR wallet. that's the spirit.

the daze of the Godless georgewellian fuddites is dissolving into coolapps/the abyss.

all harm to innocents carries with it a bad toll. it will be repaid by innocence.

pay attention. it's quite affordable, & results in being less prone to being misled by fauxking greed/fear based felons.

how gooed could it be?

get rid of those 8 cyl. things. even if they hang linus, you'll still be responsible for yOUR roll in the oil for babies program, etc..

don't worry about linux, our site traffic has gone from 2% gnu os/browsers, to around 20%, in just a few months, since the whoreabull motives of the georgewellian payper liesense softwar felons has been known. add to that the lack of trustworthycomputing.com(monsense) in the infactdead BugWear(tm) distributed buy the Godless kingdumb, & its naykid furor & you've got yourself a paradigm, or something like that.

back on task.

pay attention, the returns/good feelings are astounding.

& their cronIEs on capitollist hill..

don't have the best thinking equipment either. take va lairIE's PostBlock(tm) devise, for example.

that's it. the scammage is overt. how many fauxking georgewellian billyonerrors do we need anyway?

conservation is not just for po' folk. there's already not enough to go around, despite the lament of the media that we are 'sluggish' in resourcefulness.

never mind the walking dead. back on task.

the lights are coming up. we're in crisis mode. you can help.

yOUR intentions/behaviours ARE relevant.

consult with/trust in yOUR creator. get more oxygen on yOUR brains. vote with yOUR wallet. that's the spirit, moving you.

pay attention. that's affordable, & provides immesurable returns.

'invest' in yOUR community (possibly starting next door). be very careful of/thoughtful towards, each other. you're all we've got, here.

pay no heed to the greed/fear based misinformers. your well being is not on their agenda.

the current task remains planet/population rescue. yOUR intentions/behaviours are the recipe.

each harmed innocent carries with it a bad toll. the felons are NOT going to be the wons who must do the repairations. it is you/us.

& their cronIEs on capitollist hill..

that's it. the scammage is overt. how many fauxking georgewellian billyonerrors do we need anyway?

conservation is not just for po' folk. there's already not enough to go around, despite the lament of the media that we are 'sluggish' in resourcefulness.

never mind the walking dead. back on task.

the lights are coming up. we're in crisis mode. you can help.

yOUR intentions/behaviours ARE relevant.

consult with/trust in yOUR creator. get more oxygen on yOUR brains. vote with yOUR wallet. that's the spirit, moving you.

pay attention. that's affordable, & provides immesurable returns.

'invest' in yOUR community (possibly starting next door). be very careful of/thoughtful towards, each other. you're all we've got, here.

pay no heed to the greed/fear based misinformers. your well being is not on their agenda.

the current task remains planet/population rescue. yOUR intentions/behaviours are the recipe.

each harmed innocent carries with it a bad toll. the felons are NOT going to be the wons who must do the reparations. it is you/us.

nasa's 'best' equipment now seems to be it's ?pr? censors. yuk.

what if they 'sense' alaska isn't there anymore? like my olds. the sensors seem to pretend that things aren't working. have to see it to believe it?

pheWWW.

back on task.

almost every felonious payper liesense stock markup fraud billyonerror (see also: the SourceForgerIE(tm)) is plotting some scam to get money out of the hobbyists efforts. nothing wrong with earning some money, but if that's your won desire.?.? it's always all about the motives.

back on task.

consult with/trust in yOUR creator. get more oxygen on yOUR brains. vote with yOUR wallet. that's the spirit.

the daze of the Godless greed/fear based murderous thieving Godless georgewellian fuddites is WANing into coolapps/the abyss. pay attention. that's quite affordable, & leaves one with a feeling of involvement/accomplishment that cannot be matched by hiring somewon to do your thinking for you, or accepting misleading ?pr? ?firm? generated bs as legitimate inf..

the task is planet/population rescue. you ARE involved. each harmed innocent carries an already bad toll further.

pheWWW.

almost every felonious payper liesense stock markup fraud billyonerror (see also: the SourceForgerIE(tm)) is plotting some scam to get money out of the hobbyists efforts. nothing wrong with earning some money, but if that's your won desire.?.? it's always all about the motives.

back on task.

consult with/trust in yOUR creator. vote with yOUR wallet. that's the spirit.

the daze of the Godless greed/fear based murderous thieving Godless georgewellian fuddites is WANing into coolapps/the abyss. pay attention. that's quite affordable, & leaves one with a feeling of involvement/accomplishment that cannot be matched by hiring somewon to do your thinking for you, or accepting misleading ?pr? ?firm? generated bs as legitimate inf..

the task is planet/population rescue. you ARE involved. each harmed innocent carries an already bad toll further.

When I was working Tier 2 for @Home at the shithole @Home contracted to do their support, I made a fatal mistake: I had nothing but short calls all day, had a 96-ounce soda with lunch and was planning for a bathroom break and thought "One more call, then I'll go hit the can."

Well, next call was a total idiot. In 90 minutes, I couldn't get him to the point of having the Network Control Panel open. I had to explain to him several times how to right-click. Getting him to double-click was entirely hopeless.

At this point, my temper is short, my patience is shot, and my bladder is ready to explode. Here's how the end of the call went:

Caller: How do I right click?
Me: (something in brain snaps, I accidentally hit the speakerphone button which was stupidly placed and identical in appearance to the mute button I intended to hit right next to it, Aspect really needs to fix that retarded design on the Telesets) You GODLESS COUCHFUCK!
Cubemate Bob: Baloo...
Me: (still ranting)How clueless can one person be?
CB: (louder) Baloo!
Me: (still ranting)I've been on the phone with you for an hour and a half and explained how to right click in excruciating detail six times, and your sheer incompetance has prevented me from even beginning to troubleshoot your problem!
CB: (shouting) BALOO!
Me: (turning around) Dammit, Bob, what is it?
CB: You're not on mute!
Me: (realising it's really a lost cause now) FUCK! (slaps Release (hang up) button)

Yes, I did get call coached on that. My supervisor thought it was so hilarious he tore up the review instead of holding it against me.