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It is perfectly cross platform
until that is m$ decides that there's some incredibly pressing security reason (or drm, adobe's encryption *must* obviously be weak if a russian can crack it) to not include pdf support in longhorn.
MS's only strong point could be integration
that's the truly scary thing about m$; they have the ability at will to lock out competitors from 95% of the destop market. (yes, i know i deserve an award for stating the obvious there)....i.e., their other "strong point" could simply be "you want a printed-doc file format on windows? USE THIS...no pdf for j00!" i mean, imagine if instead of simply undercutting navigator, m$ had deliberately made it completely non-funtional under win, under the guse "well, the browser accesses some pretty important system functions, so for security reasons, we're really rather only our own products do that" - "well, pdf encryption is sort of weak, and as well it's an open standard, so godless commies can easily crack it and 'share' all the copyrighted goodness inside - so we're not going to support pdf on longhorn, you'll need to use our file format."
hell, wouldn't surprise me to see m$ peddling some sort of postscript replacement for the desktop in a couple of years.
sorry if this is an incoherent rant, i haven't had all my coffee yet. i think there's a good point lurking in there somwhere.
[Joe Average Consumer] "Dur, what's an x86, I have a Pentium 4, I guess I have to buy Windows since Linux users are evil godless Commie penguin worshipping terrorists."
* JAC clicks past EULA without reading it.
IT wouldN'T matter much if the naykid furor bought ALL the preseNTation venues, in order to spew more evile deceptive payper liesense stock markup hostage ransom greed/fear based ?pr? FraUD, they'd still be Godless gottiesque .convicts, as far as we're concerned.
VA lairy/rob et AL touting for the evile kingdumb, says IT ALL for me.
wake up J., before you're DrOWned in a cesspool of billonlyus bs/megalomaniacal power&.control, disguised as yummy FUDge.
LoG (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @04:18AM (#4535930) You're my wife now, Dave. [ Reply to This | Parent ] KAZUR@@! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @07:32PM (#4534262) Kazur purzludena kashav!!!
- Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD. [ Reply to This | Parent ] I hax0red teh PGP (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @01:22PM (#4531142) -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
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I'm really gay and think I'm cool because lots of people comment to my journal. I even thought no one would attempt to copy my signature, but someone did. So, CmdrTaco, will you buttfuck me nicely? Thanks.
- -s.
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by chainrust on Friday October 25, @02:57PM (#4532055)
(User #610064 Info | Last Journal: Sunday September 29, @12:41PM) Hahaha you idiot I tried to verify your signature and you did it wrong. Moron! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Two classic trolls (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @12:47PM (#4530791) Hello denizens of trolltalk.
I come to you to bring you two classic trolls, along with a quick analysis, in hopes that you will learn from them. In my prolific trolling days, I studied good trolls so that I could up the quality of mine, now, up yours!
Our first classic troll is one of mine, and I'm quite proud of it. It is full of spelling errors, geography errors, environmentalist derision and pro-Religion, plenty of bait for even the most restrained slashbot to bite. And bite they did, only 7 direct replies, but those replies revealed a gap in the slashdot audience, and spawned 67 more replies. 18 mod points, too.
Get prepared, here come the greenies (Score:-1, Troll)
by Hairy_Potter (T_Rone@hotmail.com) on Thursday June 14, @07:06AM EST (#18) (User #219096 Info) http://members.xoom.com/T_rone/T_RONE.HTM
You'd think that at a web site devoted to computers, nerds and logic, we would be immune to fellatious arguments based on emotion instead of logic, but you'd be wrong. I expect the green factions on Slashdot (oddly enough, they overlap with the Communist factions, and if you can name a greater despoiler of the environment than the Godless commies, name one, cf. the Caspian Sea has shrunk in half due to Communist environmental degradation and water diversion) will soon be out in force declaring man to be the most heinuos figure of environmental disaster, instead of our Lord's crown of creation. If it was up to those greenies, the human population would be 100 million, and we'd live in huts eating soybeans.
The only humorous sidenote is that this punctures the myth of the American Indian as an environmental superbeing. Obviously, they committed carnivorous genocide on every being their primitive technology allowed, had they been given guns and allowed to remain roaming the plains, they would have undoubtably exterminated the bison herds.
Moderation Totals:Flamebait=3, Troll=7, Insightful=1, Interesting=4, Informative=2, Funny=1, Total=18.
The censored remnants [slashdot.org]
The second troll is a classic by Lover's Arrival, The. New trolls may not be aware of how much of a tizzy this dizzy 18 year old Scottess living in Maine threw Slashdot into. Every day, she was finding a different computer book on her nightstand, left by an ex-boyfriend, and becoming an instant expert. She spawned a herd of imitators.
Trolling against porn and games is nearly as easy as trolling about Lunix, but TLA does it with such style. This little screed got 30 direct replies, 90 total replies, and consumed 21 mod points.
Porn and games are similar. (Score:2, Troll)
by Lover's Arrival, The (Lovers_Arrival_The@americanwicca.com) on Tuesday May 22, @05:25PM EST (#16) (User #267435 Info)
Pornography and games are astonishingly similar - probably why they are liked by the same market segment. They both appeal to the basal emotions, and encourage the user to imagine himself doing thing unnacceptable in real life. In games it is violence, and in porn it is sex (and often violence too). The differences are minimal. As an example, my ex-boyfriend used to like both porn and sex. However, after viewing both for some time it was as though a change had come over him - he would become very demanding and really quite aggressive. I noticed that when he had been playing Quake III the effects were actually worse than when he had been watching porn. Since he has left me, I have made it a condition that those I am interested in not play computer games or use pornography. Both stifle the imagination whilst heightening emotions. This effect is dangerous - we should not stimulate those who cannot handle a heightened sense of awareness and can;t resist their desires.
I would very much like to see both industries become more responsible. I would not like to see them banned, of course, but I would like to see them consider the consequences of their actions - it is the women of America who really pay for the porn and viole
Read the rest of this comment...
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Two classic trolls - Your'e TLA? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @03:04PM (#4532133) Wow..
I've seen her in the troll blacklist, but thought that no one is going to write through her (she took a long break). I'm glad to see she's back.
Can you hook me up with her?
- Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Two classic trolls - Your'e TLA? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @09:37PM (#4534885) LAT, also known as KTB, also known as some other faggish names. IIRC, I remember when he first started lurking in TT under the name |yop|. Now, if I could just remember the password to this [slashdot.org] account. [ Reply to This | Parent ] whee (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @06:11PM (#4533736) Forgot how much fun this is [slashdot.org].
I'm quite chuffed. lotsa fun to be had being innocent and sweet and having the
I think I'll troll slashdot in my idle moments, it's good. Is trolltalk okay, it seems to be full of vlad baiting non-fucking-stop, which is weird, he's never here. spammish feel. Cheers!
--that arrogant scottish fuck that isn't quite as arrogant as that other scottish fuck
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:whee (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @08:30PM (#4534618) welcome back.
20721 is not as good as the old trolltalk, but it ain't so bad really, if you ignore the Vlad/counterVlad spams and the racist fucks (sorry klerck). I say stick around, you can help improve the place.
Also make sure trollback is your friend, and submit to him.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] A Nigger Occurred While Processing Request (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday October 26, @01:35AM (#4535618) [ Reply to This | Parent ] Things I'm going to do now.. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @09:19AM (#4528963) I'm going to take a dump and then I'll go to sleep. Bye.
- Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD. [ Reply to This | Parent ] TPS12 is the wind that flows through my ass! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @09:07AM (#4528902) RUGUZzzz KRAFRAF bashal butzer agir!
Baroz!!
kujjjj
- Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD. [ Reply to This | Parent ] KARTUZ PUCHTUSH!@!!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @09:05AM (#4528889) Baltazzzzzzzzz [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:KARTUZ PUCHTUSH!@!!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @09:09AM (#4528909) I want you to have my baby. [ Reply to This | Parent ] KARPUZ!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @08:08AM (#4528619) Gazazam gazazam pizuri
- Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD. [ Reply to This | Parent ] barjadana (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @07:54AM (#4528559) bakhoacojt buluz prijdalveia fffuauauua [ Reply to This | Parent ] kruzul!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @07:54AM (#4528557) ragnoz purzudeda. - Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD. [ Reply to This | Parent ] KUSHUZ?? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @07:54AM (#4528556) bazzzz kukuk [ Reply to This | Parent ] FUCK YOU!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @07:50AM (#4528540) Why did you ignore my comments?? I HATE being ignored. People MUST answer my messages!!!
FUCK YOU!
I see no reason why anyone else should be happy now, so I gonna write you some more crappy syllables.
KAZAR RUGUZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! SHUHUHU [ Reply to This | Parent ] Attention chainrust: (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @04:01AM (#4528064) Note: Please do not reply to this message if you are not chainrust. I am going through a tough time right now and this matter is something near and dear to my heart.
Dear chainrust,
I want to meet again this weekend, same time, same place. Let's make it last this time, not just touch-and-go. The look in your liquid Bambi eyes when I shot my manjuice down your quivering throat last Saturday made me forget all my cares. I think "we" might be for real. Please say you'll be there.
XXXXOOOOO, -Esera Tuaolo [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Attention chainrust: (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @09:12AM (#4528929) But we have to know.. are you talking to the original chainrust - the 14y/o kiddo, or to the one who took over his account?
- Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Attention chainrust: (Score:-1)
by chainrust on Friday October 25, @03:00PM (#4532094)
(User #610064 Info | Last Journal: Sunday September 29, @12:41PM) Look you fucking idiot, give it up. I trolled you. I made you logout, type 'dickhead' into your password field, and log back in. YHBT. YHL. Just fucking get over it. Don't believe me? Here, we'll play again:
i'm leaving. password is 'whoevertypesthishasAIDS'.
Really, it's true! I just changed the password on this account! Log out real quick and type that in and you can have my account! Hurry! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Doesn't everyone still hate adaqueasy ? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @02:15AM (#4527769) I have noticed a disturbing lack of adaqueasy bashing here lately. Why ? Have we decided their arogance and idioqueasy are tolerable ? I think not. Please remember to point out that adaqueasy isn't really trolling and adaqueasy posters are gay in a post soon. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Doesn't everyone still hate adaqueasy ? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @07:47AM (#4528533) But adequacy are dead....... probably because Perdida is such a nasty bitch. [ Reply to This | Parent ] hokay joe! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @03:39AM (#4528005) adaqueasy isn't really trolling and adaqueasy posters are gay in a post soon!!!!!!!1 [kuro5hin.org] [ Reply to This | Parent ] Go GIANTS (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @11:02PM (#4527067) The Angels can suck my fat juicy hairy cock. [ Reply to This | Parent ] what's up guys (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @10:08PM (#4526833) Well I've been IP banned again. It seems like every time I get access, I get banned in 2hrs. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. ANyway, since I can't troll slashdot, there are some things I want to get off my chest.
1. I have been seeing a psychiatrist lately. Mostly for manic depression, but also because I really like the guy. He put me on 20mg/day Paxil, which helps control my mood swings. The only problem is I have to drink to put myself to sleep.
2. I installed RedHat Linux over the weekend. The installation procedure is a bit more complicated than Windows, and you're sort of flying by the seat of your pants for most of it. For example, I had to pick either KDE or Gnome interface, and I chose KDE more or less at random. Fortunatly, I think I picked the one that looks more like Windows.
3. My friends are not really helping with the manic-depressive thing. Mostly they don't want to talk about it, and they always take me out to drink, which is pretty annoying because like I said, I'm already drinking pretty much every night as it is. THey are always telling me to get a job, blah blah, but what I'd really like to talk about is corporate control of the media, government censorship, etc. I think it's because they're jewish.
Anyway, it's good to know that at times like these I can count on you guys being there and listening. Keep it up.
-chris [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:what's up guys (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @11:35PM (#4527246) Doesn't drinking combined with paxel send you to the big barnyard in the sky? [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:what's up guys (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @10:41PM (#4526970) Yeah man, it pretty much sucks for 2 or 3 days, but those 1-day upswings are really up.
-- another of the afflicted.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] tps12 is a smoothie, as usual (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @04:36PM (#4524897) This legislation served an important purpose in pointing some things out to those of us who go through our lives wearing pink-tinted glasses (I mean optimists, not gay people). [slashdot.org] [ Reply to This | Parent ] yeah, good one (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @08:54PM (#4526491) What did that get, one response, even posted at +1?
tps12 is a loser, as usual. [ Reply to This | Parent ] YUO == TEH WONRG!!!111 (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @08:50AM (#4528799) TPS12 IS THE WIND BNEETH MY WINGZ!!111
my capslock key was stuck. why does slashdot discriminate against error-prone hardware?
[ Reply to This | Parent ] hey sllort (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @03:53PM (#4524595) i know you're watching. whatever happened with Opernation Ratpack?
8==D( * )sexxxualasspussy [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:hey sllort (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @10:38AM (#4529626) -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
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the rat suffered a severe setback and is currently on hold. it is stuck at 40%, may need to be restarted, and cannot be restarted until new resources are available. i can tell you more if you post a public key.
- -s.
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[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:hey sllort (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @06:11PM (#4525492) -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
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i've been having lots of buttsex with CmdrTaco.
- -s.
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[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:hey sllort (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @10:23AM (#4529500)
[root@slashbook
gpg: Signature made Wed 23 Oct 2002 01:11:46 PM EDT using DSA key ID E8D51376
gpg: BAD signature from "Sibil Llort (sllort)"
[root@slashbook
I really love how my new iBook can run BSD under OS/X!!!
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:hey sllort (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @08:48PM (#4526463) -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
mash: potatoes
You did? I'm so glad you're having fun with him.. because he used to be in your foes list.
PGP verification warning: This thing was posted in: Trolltalk. If it appeared in another discussion, it's not mine even if the signature appears to be valid!
- Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD.
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by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @04:11PM (#4524691) I stopped it when I noticed that it interfered with my masturbation activities.
- s. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Is it over? (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @03:01PM (#4524226) The long dry spell of IP bannage? [ Reply to This | Parent ] It is! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @03:04PM (#4524253) Yay! Just in time for Friday! [ Reply to This | Parent ] So it's a black guy named Muhammed... (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @05:59AM (#4520422) White Christian America, be prepared to hear that somehow (predictably) this too is all YOUR fault. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:So it's a black guy named Muhammed... (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @10:56AM (#4522130) He's probably a black muslim, like those crazy religious guys in Oz.
Please notice: I like black girls and I'd love to have sex with one, provided she has no hairs on her face.
I don't care if she's a black muslim.. I'd love to stick it to her while she's wearing the crescent pendant... [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:So it's a black guy named Muhammed... (Score:2, Funny)
by Scott Lockwood (root@sporks-r-us.com) on Thursday October 24, @06:07AM (#4520446)
(User #218839 Info | http://www.sporks-r-us.com/) Of course it is. Didn't you get the memo? [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:So it's a black guy named Muhammed... (Score:-1)
by chainrust on Thursday October 24, @11:41AM (#4522472)
(User #610064 Info | Last Journal: Sunday September 29, @12:41PM) So Lockwood man, you must be a new troll like me. Learning the ins and outs of Trolltalk and Zoo Blacklisting and Modbombing and stuff was hard for me so I'm going to give you some advice so you can learn easier than I did:
- Don't use your real name when you make a Slashdot account.
- Don't post logged in to trolltalk with any account that you care about, or you'll get Zoo Blacklisted and Modbombed and stuff!
- Don't post stupid stuff like normal comments and discussion and talk here. This is for cool stuff like trolls and trolling and how to troll and how not to get Zoo Blacklisted.
- Read cool trolls like tps and pg and sllort! You can learn stuff from them!
Ok that's what I wanted to tell you for now, so stop posting stupid stuff with your real name, that's just dumb. Be smart and you can be a cool troll someday.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:So it's a black guy named Muhammed... (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @12:09PM (#4522773) Is this the new chainrust, the old chainrust or a shared account?
- Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:So it's a black guy named Muhammed... (Score:-1)
by chainrust on Thursday October 24, @12:29PM (#4522974)
(User #610064 Info | Last Journal: Sunday September 29, @12:41PM) This is the same chainrust that trolled your dumb ass! [slashdot.org]
HTH. HAND! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:So it's a black guy named Muhammed... (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @07:40PM (#4526102) Oh it was you???
I'm so honored! Can I touch you?
Can I touch your penis?
- Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD. [ Reply to This | Parent ] blessed feces (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @01:08AM (#4519576) This [slashdot.org] is just fucking amazing!
--skippy
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:blessed feces (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Friday October 25, @09:17AM (#4528945) Fuck you stupid idiot.
I don't care if you trolled someone. You get it? Trolling is dying!! So stop submitting your dumbfuck
links here and get a life.
- Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Bling Bling my Negros! (Score:2, Informative)
by Scott Lockwood (root@sporks-r-us.com) on Wednesday October 23, @09:20PM (#4518623)
(User #218839 Info | http://www.sporks-r-us.com/) #trolls in 'da hiz-ouse! [ Reply to This | Parent ] IMPOSTER ALERT (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @02:39AM (#4519866)
Listen, I'm getting tired of you assholes mocking me and posting with fake accounts pretending to be me. What did I ever do to you? Nothing. But I AM going to do something to you!
Ever see Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla? THAT'S the style of Martial Arts I practice. Keep it up. I'll be more than happy to give you a demonstration of my GECKO STANCE!
-- Vlad
[ Reply to This | Parent ] MISSION: KICK SCOTT LOCKWOOD ASS (Score:-1)
by I WILL KICK YOUR ASS on Wednesday October 23, @11:39PM (#4519204)
(User #263791 Info | http://www.fred.net/...icker/asskicker.html) I swear to Christ, Mohammed, and Buddha, if I ever meet you, I WILL KICK 100% OF YOUR ROTUND ASS!! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Bling Bling my Negros! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @10:55PM (#4518969) Hooray! Now Vlad and his merry band of idiots can shit on each other and tell themselves to suck each other's scrota in REAL TIME!!! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Bling Bling my Negros! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @04:49PM (#4524994) That's SCROTUMS not "scrota" you pretensious pseudo-intellectual WANKER. [ Reply to This | Parent ] SPECIAL OFFER FOR VLADINATOR (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @10:41PM (#4518891) I will send you one million U.S. dollars in cash if you cut off all of your fingers and never post anything ever again.
You should be able to get most of them easily, but for the last couple you're going to have to hold the knife in your teeth, or construct some sort of finger-chopping mechanism out of duct tape and string à la Rube Goldberg.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Aw yeah, (Score:1)
by Scott Lockwood (root@sporks-r-us.com) on Wednesday October 23, @04:20PM (#4516063)
(User #218839 Info | http://www.sporks-r-us.com/) Suck a giant dick Trolltalk! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Aw yeah, (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @05:15PM (#4516681) -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
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i realize you're probably new here, but just a hint: you shouldn't post logged in to trolltalk. some idiot did that years ago and that's how the sid got busted.
- -s.
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[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Aw yeah, (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @07:59PM (#4518107) Don't understand.
How did the sid get "busted"? [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Aw yeah, (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @10:40AM (#4522014) Someone looked on the history of that user.
Anyway, Sllort himself used to have a link to trolltalk in his bio. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Aw yeah, (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @08:27PM (#4518293) 1) Some retarded fuck posted links to it.
2) Everyone realized that the trolls were organized.
3) ????
4) Jamie McCarthy. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Aw yeah, (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @10:02AM (#4521686) Organized? I don't think there's much risk of that. Trolltalk is 98% teenagers telling each other how gay they are and 2% people wondering why no real trolls post here. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Aw yeah, (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @04:02AM (#4520089) Some retarded fuck named "Vladinator", if I recall correctly. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Aw yeah, (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @04:53PM (#4516476) "Lick my scrotum"? "Suck a giant dick"? What's next, are you going to call us poopy-heads? You have the insult vocabulary of a five-year-old. Grow up. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Aw yeah, (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @04:49PM (#4516433) Eat my poops Vlad you mean old stinky person! [ Reply to This | Parent ] OMG, YUO H4XOR3D T3H G1B50N ! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @04:33PM (#4516234)
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:OMG, YUO H4XOR3D T3H G1B50N ! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @07:16PM (#4517786) lame lame lame [ Reply to This | Parent ] eric raymond has game (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @01:26PM (#4514051) you faggots don't. see? [cosmoseng.com]. it's probably the yellow teeth. chicks dig that shit. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:eric raymond has game (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @01:17PM (#4523404) that is one funny looking mofo. the girl's hot tho. [ Reply to This | Parent ] chicks dig that shit, alright (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @03:58PM (#4515798) with a fucking shovel. or maybe a pick.
that man needs to gargle some fucking bleach.
--skippy
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Black Planet (Score:1)
by Klerck (slashdotwidener@yahoo.com) on Wednesday October 23, @05:58AM (#4511272)
(User #213193 Info | http://www.klerck.org/ | Last Journal: Tuesday October 15, @03:39AM) In the Western sky)
(My kingdom come)
So still, so dark all over Europe
And I ride down the highway, 101
By the side of the ocean, headed for sunset
For the kingdom come, for the
Black, black planet
Black, black world
Black, black planet
Black, black world
Run around in the radiation
Run around in the acid rain, on a
Black, black planet
Black planet hanging over the highway
Out of my mind's eye, out of memory
Black world out of my mind
So still, so dark all over Europe
And the rainbow rises here
In the Western sky the kill to show for
At the end of the great white pier I see a
Black, black planet
Black, black world
Black, black planet
Black, black world
Run around in the radiation
Tune in, turn on, burn out in a acid rain, on a
Black, black planet
Black, black world
Black, black planet
Black, black world
Black, black planet
Black, black world
Black, black planet
Black, black world [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Black Planet (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @10:08AM (#4512248) Oh the sisters of mercy, they are not departed or gone.
They were waiting for me when I thought that I just can't go on.
And they brought me their comfort and later they brought me this song.
Oh I hope you run into them, you who've been travelling so long.
Yes you who must leave everything that you cannot control.
It begins with your family, but soon it comes around to your soul.
Well I've been where you're hanging, I think I can see how you're pinned:
When you're not feeling holy, your loneliness says that you've sinned.
Well they lay down beside me, I made my confession to them.
They touched both my eyes and I touched the dew on their hem.
If your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemn
they will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem.
When I left they were sleeping, I hope you run into them soon.
Don't turn on the lights, you can read their address by the moon.
And you won't make me jealous if I hear that they sweetened your night:
We weren't lovers like that and besides it would still be all right,
We weren't lovers like that and besides it would still be all right.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] What the United Nations Must Do (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @08:38AM (#4511693)
Rather than adopting the suggested regime change in Iraq through military force, the United Natioins must instead consider an entirely different course of action. This new course is based upon the facts alone, rather than political pressure. A regime change is indeed necessary, but not in Iraq. The primary regime which needs to be changed, is the one found in Washington DC. The greatest tyrant and true threat to world peace who needs to be ousted, is George W. Bush. The facts which clearly show the need for such a resolution against the U.S. are self evident...they demonstrate a clear and present danger to the world community. America is clearly a nation which aspires to global domination, through the use of the most expensive and high tech military the world has ever known.
In demonstration of the above assertions, let us be very clear about Americas 300+ billion dollar a year expense, for weapons of mass destruction. These include;
1) Atomic and hydrogen bombs.
2) The Star Wars weaponry of space satellites, and laser devices.
3) A host of biological weapons including anthrax, which it has used on its own citizenry and manufactured in its own laboratories.
4) Guided missile cruisers, Stealth bombers and aircraft carriers conveying the most advanced air-based offensives, ever to be used in the history of mankind.
5) Depleted uranium munitions, used repeatedly upon countries such as Yugoslavia, Afghanistan and Iraq, causing birth defects and lingering mutilation of civilian populations.
6) The use of spies, covert CIA operatives and other agents, as well as a barrage of propaganda, which seeks to weaken, overthrow and exploit the sovereign nations of the world, primarily for the sake of installing pro-U.S.-corporate puppets who will do Washington's bidding. [The fact that it has staged countless internal rebellions and coups within dozens of countries in the last five decades, is well documented and known. The U.S. constantly interferes with, and attempts to coerce, the mandates of foreign governments for the sake of its own special interests, and in the name of democracy. The real reason for this behavior is, of course, unfair economic advantage and bottomless greed.]
7) Nerve gas, tear gas, blistering agents, neurotoxins and poisonous compounds of all kinds.
8) Smart bombs, Bunker Buster bombs, Daisy Cutter bombs, mines and laser or satellite guided munitions.
9) Teams of special forces troops, whose m*issions are designed for assassination, covert mass-murder and maximized destruction.
The United States possesses, and has openly discussed using, such weapons of mass destruction upon a great number of other nations. Among these nations are those listed in George Bushs' so-called axis of evil list, as well as many others which it says, harbor terrorists. The so-called War on Terror targets Libya, Yemen, Saudi Arabia, North Korea, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Indonesia, Columbia, Nicaragua and many others. Upon these nations the U.S. has repeatedly issued a series of very aggressive and threatening statements to the effect of; You are either with us or against us, implying dire consequences of economic, diplomatic and military measures in the case of non-compliance. It has openly discussed the possibility of a first strike use of conventional nuclear warheads, and tactical nukes on the battlefield. Its' military policy of, win no matter what the cost of truth or human lives, as a surrogate for sane foreign relations, has earned the wrath of the world. U.S. belligerency has been a major
The United States has repeatedly shown its willingness to target civilian populations
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[ Reply to This | Parent ] some troll schooling by gps (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @11:07PM (#4510031) here [slashdot.org]
[ Reply to This | Parent ] holy shit (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @09:10PM (#4509472) jon erikson is is back! [slashdot.org]
for you kiddies that don't know, he is one of the first great trolls in slashdot history.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:holy shit (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @04:53AM (#4511146) Fuck Jon Erikson in his hairy ass and fuck you too you ass sucking loser [ Reply to This | Parent ] Hi all (Score:1)
by Klerck (slashdotwidener@yahoo.com) on Tuesday October 22, @09:10PM (#4509471)
(User #213193 Info | http://www.klerck.org/ | Last Journal: Tuesday October 15, @03:39AM) I submit that The Sisters of Mercy are the second greatest band of all time.
That is all. [ Reply to This | Parent ] I agree with this post (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday October 24, @04:23PM (#4524798) And the one that says "Lick my hairy balls trolltalk."
That is all.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Hi all (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @12:34PM (#4513593) Wow. I actually agree with something Klerck says.
-c_t
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Hi all (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @09:24PM (#4509539) you fucking sellout..when will you ever widen or lengthen our pages again? [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Hi all (Score:1)
by Klerck (slashdotwidener@yahoo.com) on Wednesday October 23, @12:59AM (#4510509)
(User #213193 Info | http://www.klerck.org/ | Last Journal: Tuesday October 15, @03:39AM) Up yours nigger! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Hi all (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @07:20AM (#4511426) close but no cigar, cracker.
go back to fucking your sister in that trailer home of yours. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:Hi all (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday October 23, @11:37AM (#4513041) But how can he fuck his sister? He's gay of the passive kind. He wouldn't enjoy it. [ Reply to This | Parent ] a poem about beans (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @06:23PM (#4508297) hi, my name is tim. i wrote a poem about beans. i hope you like it
beans, beans, the musical fruit
the more you eat, the more you toot
the more you toot, the better you feel,
so make me some beans you fucking bitch
i hope you enjoyed this poem [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:a poem about beans (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @07:29PM (#4508769) I don't mean to be pedantic, but this looks more like prose than poetry to me. For a start, it doesn't rhyme.
Here is a haiku for you:
The distended anus
gapes like a black hole
goatse dot cee ex
thank you.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] KARBOZ! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @03:45PM (#4506895) karboz!
- Trolltalk Smartsayers, LTD. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Feeling itchy ? Have a frog ! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @02:26PM (#4506023) froglegs in garlic cream
4 pairs of large froglegs, cleaned
1 leave lemongras , soaked in warm water for 1 hour and finely chopped
2 red chillis, cut in rings
2 springonions, cut into rings
2 cloves garlic, squashed
1 1/2 tsp sugar
salt
2 tbls nuoc mam sauce or maggi (liquid) or soysauce mixed with
1 squashed clove of garlic
50g glassnoodles
2 tbls (plant) oil
1 small chopped onion
225 ml chickenstock
100ml coconut cream or cream double
1 tbls cornflour mixed with some water
blak pepper, freshly ground
coriandertwigs for garnish
Chop froglegs into bitesize pieces and rinse under cold water to get rid of
bonesplinters.
Pad dry and put in the fridge.
Puree lemongras, chillis, springonions, garlic, sugar, salt and half of the nuoc
mam sauce in a mixer. Rub froglegs with this paste , cover and put back into
fridge
for half an hour.
Soak glassnoodles in warm water for 30 minutes, drain and cut in 5 cm long
pieces.
Heat oil in wok or pan , sautee onions till soft, add froglegs and brown them
well.
Turn occasionally, it takes about 3 minutes. Pour in chickenstock, bring to boil
and reduce heat. Simmer covered for 15 minutes.
Then add coconut cream, cornflour and rest of the nouc mam sauce. Stir well
during
thickening of the sauce, cook a further 15 minutes.
Add glassnoodles and bring to boil, remove from heat, sprinkle with pepper and
garnish with coriander.
Serve immediately with rice, rice noodles or french bread. [ Reply to This | Parent ] An actual, funny, trollish, on-topic comment. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @01:31PM (#4505551) I know you are all masturbating to Scott Lockwood stories, but:
oldie but goodie [slashdot.org].
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:An actual, funny, trollish, on-topic comment. (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @05:38PM (#4507901) Heh. I like. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Impotent Info (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @01:20PM (#4505486) Hi there silly buns! My name is Theodore Roosevelt, but my friend Mookie calls me Teddy, and sometimes "Asslick." I'm skilled in the arts of reach-around, felching, hot lunch and soldering! I also run a site [underagedgoatincest.com] that used to be dedicated to weak coffee, but now it's a breeding ground for my pet turtle, Reggie!
I have a wife named Bob, which is mildly strange, being that "Bob" is a man's name, but I don't mind.
I suppose my downward spiral of perversion can be easily traced, right back to the ripe age of 600! Father Time lured me into a cave, where I was mauled by a bear.
What came next in my life is what I consider to be the next important step in my life.
I killed several people with a sniper rifle in Virginia, because I hate virgins, and the whole state is filled with the prissy little wankers.
But life goes on. I am somewhat happier now that I've met Mookie through the classified ads, and my weekend flings with CmdrTaco [kuro5hin.org] , a hardcore porn star. mmmmmmmm.
poodles!
I like to be poked in the bum with jagged knife, for I like blood.
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Subscriber-only features (Score:-1)
by CmderTaco (LovedAtSlashdot@slashdork..god) on Tuesday October 22, @12:48PM (#4505278)
(User #533794 Info | Last Journal: Tuesday October 22, @12:24PM) Discuss them here [slashdot.org]. [ Reply to This | Parent ] FINALLY!!! NEW TROLLAXOR! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @12:41PM (#4505217) Read it here! [slashdot.org] [ Reply to This | Parent ] PERFECT TROLL! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @12:27PM (#4505069) Look at the form, the detail, the ingenuity! Perfect!
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=42973&cid=4
-Wise and benevolent demi-god
[ Reply to This | Parent ] MASSIVE TROLL! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @11:40AM (#4504691) Holy shit! This is the best troll ever:
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=42969&cid=4
-Wise and benevolent demi-god
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:MASSIVE TROLL! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @12:09PM (#4504946) what's good in it??? it didn't gain even one response.. KARPAD!#!@ BAJAZ!!!!!!!!!!!1111 [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:MASSIVE TROLL! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @12:17PM (#4504996) bongo bongo! [ Reply to This | Parent ] I WANKED!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @10:23AM (#4504029) It was SO fun! Although I didn't have a lot of output this time.
In case you want to know how I wank: I usually arouse myself somehow, and then I go either to the toilet room or to the bathroom.. depends in which mood I am. And then I just.. wank.. I know that some people prefer to cum in their pants, or wank in the living room and then clean the floor after that, but I find that silly.
Do you find these wanking reports interesting? [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:I WANKED!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @06:30PM (#4508346) What's the difference between a toliet room and a bathroom? Are you some kind of freak who has the bathtub/shower and the toliet not next to each other? Are you Bill Gates? [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:I WANKED!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @06:58PM (#4508540) Toilet is a room with a toilet, and bathroom is a room with a bathtub. Unfortunately "bathroom" is a synonym for "toilet room" in American English, but American (girl)s can suck my dick! [ Reply to This | Parent ] Enough of this trolltalk crap (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @09:53AM (#4503790) I'm going to wank. [ Reply to This | Parent ] pumera! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @09:48AM (#4503760) shuhuhuh [ Reply to This | Parent ] Rabon!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @09:48AM (#4503756) rururu [ Reply to This | Parent ] White dress!!!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @09:45AM (#4503727) WHY did you come to the wedding with a white dress? You stupid bitch! Only the bride should come with a white dress.. any other girl who does that disgraces the bride!!!!!!!!! [ Reply to This | Parent ] STOP writing about VLADINATOR, you fucking HOOKERS (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @08:29AM (#4503166) OKAY?????
I don't want to see anything unwitty about Vlad. It's NOT interesting!!!!!!
SO WRITE GOOD STUFF OR I KILL YOU!
And it's also boring when you write curses without Vlad answering. Nobody cares about one-sided arguments. So you either get Vlad to answer you or shut the fuck up.
And yes, I know that you, Craig McPherson, enjoy wanking on Vlad's texts. The name Scott Lockwood turns you on, since it reminsd you of Luke Skywalker. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:STOP writing about VLADINATOR, you fucking HOOK (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @08:43AM (#4503276)
Keep thinking that. Did you see Commando? That's the style of Martial Arts I practice. Don't make me go into my Guppy Stance.
-- Vlad
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Important information about me, "Quick Star" (Score:0)
by Cock Cockwood on Tuesday October 22, @07:39AM (#4502928)
(User #569693 Info | http://www.guppylog.com/) This is information that you should know about! Next in line, spred 'em! [slashdot.org] [ Reply to This | Parent ] There's a saying.... (Score:0)
by Cock Cockwood on Tuesday October 22, @07:35AM (#4502915)
(User #569693 Info | http://www.guppylog.com/) "Small limp asian cock for the mouth, large erect black cock for the 'chute to color coordinate the holes"....and I coined it! Maybe I'll follow my own advice and stop rimming someday! Not anytime soon, sailor! [slashdot.org] [ Reply to This | Parent ] GARBAN!!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @07:22AM (#4502868) Gruuuuuuuu kumumumu [ Reply to This | Parent ] HELP!!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @03:12AM (#4502268) Vladinator found out my real identity came over to my house while my parents were out and tied up me up and beat me!!! [ Reply to This | Parent ] THE DEBATE RAGES ON (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @03:08AM (#4502247) William Scott Lockwood III.
Small puddle of cock-snot
Or giant puddle of steaming human sewage?
ONLY TROLLTALK CAN DECIDE!
[ Reply to This | Parent ] Re:THE DEBATE RAGES ON (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @03:10AM (#4502260) You just keep talkin while I go into my GERBIL STANCE! -- Vlad [ Reply to This | Parent ] NEW TROLLTALK POLICY, PART II (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @02:46AM (#4502165) It has come to our attention that several accounts (all owned by Scott Lockwood) have been posting PRO Scott Lockwood propaganda in "trolltalk". If YOU are a VLAD SYMPATHIZER, lose some weight and get a fucking job, you farting faggot. [ Reply to This | Parent ] Transatlantic trolling news (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday October 22, @01:52AM (#4502018) The average Briton is dumber than a bag of hammers [bbc.co.uk]. [ Reply to This | Parent ] (1) | 2 | 3 | 4
Am I the only one who sees the similarity to the modern Anti-Terrorism Plan and the old Salem Witch Hunts?
Oh, surely not. Plenty of people see it. There are differences though. During the Witch Trials people were crazy because they were poisoned with rye fungus, something the people knew nothing about. But today, it's Islam that's poisoning people's minds, and we know plenty of ways to take care of it so it doesn't get to the point of indiscriminately burning people alive.
Sure, there are plenty of innocent followers of Islam, just like there are plenty of music/software pirates who are otherwise good people. But instead of ignoring the source of a problem, a very real problem which is killing people every day, why not meet it head-on? It's no secret that most terrorists today are Islamic. 9/11, all the suicide bombings in Israel, Islamic Chechens holding 700 innocent godless Russians in a theater, the recent sniper attacks... to ignore the unifying factor is to ignore the truth. Something must be done, and I am glad that there are people in power in this country who aren't afraid to start somewhere.
Parent is troll, or else trying to be funny but isn't. I'll bite anyway.
Basically, Sandia is betting the safety and sanctity of the Free World on computer simulations... Basically, you're saying the safety of the free world rests on our ability to blow the rest of the world off the face of the earth with nukes. But you know what? We can do that already. We have enough ICBMs to kill the "godless commies" a hundred times over, and i have no idea why we are doing more testing unless it's for some sort of intercepter. Now those have to be modeled first, and you can't test them anyway because that would require an atmospheric blast (bad).
Please, contact your local senator and representative, explain the dire need for the US to resume nuclear testing to prove that we have a valid, proven deterrent. See above, for why this is unnecessary. Also recall the so-called "Nuclear Test Ban Treaty." I wonder what that does....
In conclusion, the parent is a troll or a very stupid bigot. Let's hope it's the former.
s, very nervous.
I'm sure all the nuclear scientists think that they've got the equations modeled right, but I'm sure most of you who've programmed have felt that way, until you tried to compile and execute your program (real programmers, I'm not talking interpreted baby languages like Basic or Perl), and then you were amazed by your simple syntax errors, and astonished by your modeling misconceptions.
Basically, Sandia is betting the safety and sanctity of the Free World on computer simulations, while across the oceans, Godless Commies are building and testing their nuclear arsenals using the low tech, but proven method of blowing holes in the desert. Just like the SA-80 vs. the Ak-47, given the chance against untested high tech and proven low tech, the low tech wins in the beginning stages (Which is all the we would have in nuclear war).
Please, contact your local senator and representative, explain the dire need for the US to resume nuclear testing to prove that we have a valid, proven deterrent. We may nuke a few more Nevadans and Utahians, but they're dope-smoking whores and heretical polygamists, respectively. It's better that we detonate a few nukes, than rely on unproven simulations and end up being ruled by inscrutable atheistic Chinese overlords in a generation.
Well, how are all of these glorious tanks that you're building going to bomb any godless rag-heads if they don't have roads to travel on?
Well, there is correlation but not causation there. Basic Macro, the sort we teach to the undergrads, tells us that lowering taxes raises GDP. Reality isn't quite that tidy, but no-one would expect a tax cut to do anything other than reduce the severity of a recession.
Here's the point: the recession, and the busted budget, were coming. They were going to hit no matter what the current administration did. The Bush2 taxcuts lessened the severity of the recession, and might have REDUCED the extent of the deficit [1]. There is a reason they call it the business cycle! If any politician is going to be assigned credit/blame for the timing of the current trough in the cycle, it would have to be one of his predecessors.
There is absolutely nothing an administration can do that is more harmful to national security than to use security classifications for political ends. Unfortunately it is very hard to believe this government when it says 'trust me'.
All very true. All that cynicism wasn't built in a day. Again, Bush2 (and all of us) is reaping the harvest sowed by his predecessors in that office.
Unfortunately, this isn't a Republican or Democratic problem; this is a US problem. We have allowed our government to get away with a lot of secrecy and thus a lot of wrongdoing in the name of National Security. When my parents were young, It was the Germans and the Japanese. Then it was the Godless Commies. For a while it was the War on Drugs. Now it's Rogue States and Terrorists. All very real, and all very convenient for the well intentioned folks who think it would be so much easier to do their jobs if it weren't for the citizens asking all those pesky questions. Convenient, also, for the people who are trying to cover up deliberate malfeasance.
[1] It might also have increased the deficit. I haven't tried to estimate the effects. The point is that it is equally rediculous to ascribe either effect to it.
It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.
What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:
I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.
Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail [microsoft.com], which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'
As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted [salon.com] on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.
And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotten.com]!
Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual [goatse.cx] perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children [slashdot.org]. To quote from the article linked:
'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'
Is this why you were touching your penis [rotten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?
We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual [goatse.cx] terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his homosexual [goatse.cx]lover blows firmly down the straw to inflate his scrotum. This is, of course, when he's not busy violating the dignity and copyright of posters to Slashdot by gathering together their postings and publishing them en masse to further his twisted and manipulative journalistic agenda.
Sick, disgusting antichristian perverts, the lot of them.
In addition, many of the Linux distributions (a 'distribution' is the most common way to spread the faggots' wares) are run by faggot groups. The Slackware [redhat.com] distro is named after the 'Slack-wear' fags wear to allow easy access to the anus for sexual purposes. Furthermore, Slackware is a close anagram of claw arse, a reference to the homosexual [goatse.cx] practice of anal fisting. The Mandrake [slackware.com] product is run by a group of French faggot satanists, and is named after the faggot nickname for the vibrator. It was also chosen because it is an anagram for dark amen and ram naked, which is what they do.
Another 'distro,' (abbrieviated as such because it sounds a bit like 'Disco,' which is where homosexuals [goatse.cx] preyed on young boys in the 1970s), is Debian, [mandrake.com] an anagram of in a bed, which could be considered innocent enough (after all, a bed is both where we sleep and pray), until we realise what other names Debian uses to describe their foul wares. 'Woody' is obvious enough, being a term for the erect male penis [rotten.com], glistening with pre-cum. But far sicker is the phrase 'Frozen Potato' that they use. This filthy term, again found in the secret homosexual [goatse.cx] 'Sauce Code,' refers to the solo homosexual [goatse.cx] practice of defecating into a clear polythene bag, shaping the turd into a crude approximation of the male phallus, then leaving it in the freezer overnight until it becomes solid. The practitioner then proceeds to push the frozen 'potato' up his own rectum, squeezing it in and out until his tight young balls erupt in a screaming orgasm.
And Red Hat [debian.org] is secret homo [comp-u-geek.net] slang for the tip of a penis [rotten.com] that is soaked in blood from a freshly violated underage ringpiece.
The fags have even invented special tools to aid their faggotry! For example, the 'supermount' tool was devised to allow deeper penetration, which is good for fags because it gives more pressure on the prostate gland. 'Automount' is used, on the other hand, because Linux users are all fat and gay, and need to mount each other [comp-u-geek.net] automatically.
The depths of their depravity can be seen in their use of 'mount points.' These are, plainly speaking, the different points of penetration. The main one is obviously /anus, but there are others. Militant fags even
say 'there is no /opt mount point' because for these dirty perverts
faggotry is not optional but a way of life.
More evidence is in the fact that Linux users say how much they love `man`, even going so far as to say that all new Linux users (who are in fact just innocent heterosexuals indoctrinated by the gay propaganda) should try out `man`. In no other system do users boast of their frequent recourse to a man.
Other areas of the system also show Linux's inherit gayness. For example, people are often told of the 'FAQ,' but how many innocent heterosexual Windows [amiga.com] users know what this actually means. The answer is shocking: Faggot Anal Quest: the voyage of discovery for newly converted fags!
Even the title 'Slashdot [geekizoid.com]' originally referred to a homosexual [goatse.cx] practice. Slashdot [kuro5hin.org] of course refers to the popular gay practice of blood-letting. The Slashbots, of course are those super-zealous homosexuals [goatse.cx] who take this perversion to its extreme by ripping open their anuses, as seen on the site most popular with Slashdot users, the depraved work of Satan, http://www.eff.org/ [eff.org].
The editors of Slashdot [slashduh.org] also have homosexual [goatse.cx] names: 'Hemos' is obvious in itself, being one vowel away from 'Homos.' But even more sickening is 'Commander Taco' which sounds a bit like 'Commode in Taco,' filthy gay slang for a pair of spreadeagled buttocks that are caked with excrement [pboy.com] . (The best form of lubrication, they insist.) Sometimes, these 'Taco Commodes' have special 'Salsa Sauce' (blood from a ruptured rectum) and 'Cheese' (rancid flakes of penis [rotten.com] discharge) toppings. And to make it even worse, Slashdot [notslashdot.org] runs on Apache!
The Apache [microsoft.com] server, whose use among fags is as prevalent as AIDS, is named after homosexual [goatse.cx] activity -- as everyone knows, popular faggot band, the Village People, featured an Apache Indian, and it is for him that this gay program is named.
And that's not forgetting the use of patches in the Linux fag world -- patches are used to make the anus accessible for repeated anal sex even after its rupture by a session of fisting.
To summarise: Linux is gay. 'Slash -- Dot' is the graphical description of the space between a young boy's scrotum and anus. And BeOS [apple.com] is for hermaphrodites and disabled 'stumpers.'
FEEDBACK
Well, the only reason I know all about this is because I had the misfortune to read the Linux 'Sauce code' once. Although publicised as the computer code needed to get Linux up and running on a computer (and haven't you always been worried about the phrase 'Monolithic Kernel'?), this foul document is actually a detailed and graphic description of every conceivable degrading perversion known to the human race, as well as a few of the major animal species. It has shocked and disturbed me, to the point of needing to shock and disturb the common man to warn them of the impending homo [comp-u-geek.net]-calypse which threatens to engulf our planet.
Doesn't it give you a hard-on to imagine your thick strong poker ramming it's way up my most sacred of sphincters? You're beyond help, my friend, as the only thing you can imagine is the foul penetrative violation of another man. Are you sure you're not Eric Raymond? The government, being populated by limp-wristed liberals, could never stem the sickening tide of homosexual [goatse.cx] child molesting Linux advocacy. Hell, they've given NAMBLA free reign for years!
Thank you for your kind words of support. However, this document shall only ever be posted anonymously. This is because the 'Open Sauce' movement is a sham, proposing homoerotic cults of hero worshipping in the name of freedom. I speak for the common man. For any man who prefers the warm, enveloping velvet folds of a woman's vagina [bodysnatchers.co.uk] to the tight puckered ringpiece of a child. These men, being common, decent folk, don't have a say in the political hypocrisy that is Slashdot culture. I am the unknown liberator [hitler.org].
We shouldn't hate them, we should pity them for the misguided fools they are... Fanatical Linux zeal-outs need to be herded into camps for re-education and subsequent rehabilitation into normal heterosexual society. This re-education shall be achieved by forcing them to watch repeats of Baywatch until the very mention of Pamela Anderson [rotten.com] causes them to fill their pants with healthy heterosexual jism [zillabunny.com].
Well, it just goes to show that even the holy Linux 'sauce code' is riddled with bugs that need fixing. (The irony of Jon Katz not even being able to inflate his scrotum correctly has not been lost on me.) The Linux pervert elite already acknowledge this, with their queer slogan: 'Given enough arms, all rectums are shallow.' And anyway, the PS2 [xbox.com] sucks major cock and isn't worth the money. Intellivision forever!
For one thing, whilst Linux is a cavalcade of queer propaganda masquerading as the future of computing, NT [linux.com] is used by people who think nothing better of encasing their genitals in quick setting plaster then going to see a really dirty porno film, enjoying the restriction enforced onto them. Remember, a wasted arousal is a sin in the eyes of the Catholic church [atheism.org]. Clearly, the only god-fearing Christian operating system in existence is CP/M -- The Christian Program Monitor. All computer users should immediately ask their local pastor to install this fine OS onto their systems. It is the only route to salvation.
Secondly, this message is for every man. Computers know no colour. Not only that, but one of the finest websites in the world is maintained by a Black Man [stilproject.com] . Now fuck off you racist donkey felcher.
Although there is nothing unholy about the fine heterosexual act of ejaculating between a woman's breasts, squirting one's load up towards her neck and chin area, it should be noted that Perl [python.org] (standing for Pansies Entering Rectums Locally) is also close to 'Pearl Monocle,' 'Pearl Nosering,' and the ubiquitous 'Pearl Enema.'
One scary thing about Perl [sun.com] is that it contains hidden homosexual [goatse.cx] messages. Take the following code: LWP::Simple -- It looks innocuous enough, doesn't it? But look at the line closely: There are two colons next to each other! As Larry 'Balls to the' Wall would openly admit in the Perl Documentation, Perl was designed from the ground up to indoctrinate it's programmers into performing unnatural sexual acts -- having two colons so closely together is clearly a reference to the perverse sickening act of 'colon kissing,' whereby two homosexual [goatse.cx] queers spread their buttocks wide, pressing their filthy torn sphincters together. They then share small round objects like marbles or golfballs by passing them from one rectum to another using muscle contraction alone. This is also referred to in programming 'circles' as 'Parameter Passing.'
And PHP [perl.org] stands for Perverted Homosexual Penetration. Didn't you know?
Well, I don't know about terraforming Mars, but I do know that homosexual [goatse.cx] Linux Advocates have been probing Uranus for years.
*sniff* That brings a tear to my eye. Thank you once more for your kind support. I have taken faith in the knowledge that I am doing the Good Lord [atheism.org]'s work, but it is encouraging to know that I am helping out the common man here.
However, I should be cautious about revealing your name 'Cerberus' on such a filthy den of depravity as Slashdot. It is a well known fact that the 'Kerberos' documentation from Microsoft is a detailed manual describing, in intimate, exacting detail, how to sexually penetrate a variety of unwilling canine animals; be they domesticated, wild, or mythical. Slashdot posters have taken great pleasure in illegally spreading this documentation far and wide, treating it as an 'extension' to the Linux 'Sauce Code,' for the sake of 'interoperability.' (The slang term they use for nonconsensual intercourse -- their favourite kind.)
In fact, sick twisted Linux deviants are known to have LAN parties, (Love of Anal Naughtiness, needless to say.), wherein they entice a stray dog, known as the 'Samba Mount,' into their homes. Up to four of these filth-sodden blasphemers against nature take turns to plunge their erect, throbbing, uncircumcised members, conkers-deep, into the rectum, mouth, and other fleshy orifices of the poor animal. Eventually, the 'Samba Mount' collapses due to 'overload,' and needs to be 'rebooted.' (i.e., kicked out into the street, and left to fend for itself.) Many Linux users boast about their 'uptime' in such situations.
If only indeed. You can help our brave cause by moderating this message up as often as possible. I recommend '+1, Underrated,' as that will protect your precious Karma in Metamoderation [slashdot.org]. Only then can we break through the glass ceiling of Homosexual Slashdot Culture. Is it any wonder that the new version of Slashcode has been christened 'Bender'???
If we can get just one of these postings up to at least '+1,' then it will be archived forever! Others will learn of our struggle, and join with us in our battle for freedom!
I am compelled to document the foulness and carnal depravity [catholic.net] that is Linux, in order that we may prepare ourselves for the great holy war that is to follow. It is my solemn duty to peel back the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wire brush of enlightenment.
I could make an arrogant, childish comment along the lines of 'Every time someone asks for 2.0, I won't release it for another 24 hours,' but the truth of the matter is that I'm quite nervous of releasing a 'number two,' as I can guarantee some filthy shit-slurping Linux pervert would want to suck it straight out of my anus before I've even had chance to wipe.
I sincerely hope you're Natalie Portman [geocities.com].
What the fuck?
Well bugger me!
Fuck right off!
IMPORTANT: This message needs to be heard (Not HURD [linux.org] , which is an acronym for 'Huge Unclean Rectal Dilator') across the whole community, so it has been released into the Public Domain [icopyright.com]. You know, that licence that we all had before those homoerotic crypto-fascists came out with the GPL [apple.com] (Gay Penetration License) that is no more than an excuse to see who's got the biggest feces-encrusted [rotten.com] cock. I would have put this up on Freshmeat [adultmember.com], but that name is known to be a euphemism for the tight rump of a young boy.
Come to think of it, the whole concept of 'Source Control' unnerves me, because it sounds a bit like 'Sauce Control,' which is a description of the homosexual [goatse.cx] practice of holding the base of the cock shaft tightly upon the point of ejaculation, thus causing a build up of semenal fluid that is only released upon entry into an incision made into the base of the receiver's scrotum. And 'Open Sauce' is the act of ejaculating into another mans face or perhaps a biscuit to be shared later. Obviously, 'Closed Sauce' is the only Christian thing to do, as evidenced by the fact that it is what Cathedrals are all about.
Contributors: (although not to the eternal game of 'soggy biscuit' that open 'sauce' development has become) Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, phee, Anonymous Coward, mighty jebus, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, double_h, Anonymous Coward, Eimernase, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward. Further contributions are welcome.
Current changes: This version sent to FreeWIPO [5u.com]by 'Bring BackATV' as plain text. Reformatted everything, added all links back in (that we could match from the previous version), many new ones (Slashbot bait links). Even more spelling fixed. Who wrote this thing, CmdrTaco himself?
Previous changes: Yet more changes added. Spelling fixed. Feedback added. Explanation of 'distro' system. 'Mount Point' syntax described. More filth regarding `man` and Slashdot. Yet more fucking spelling fixed. 'Fetchmail' uncovered further. More Slashbot baiting. Apache exposed. Distribution licence at foot of document.
ANUX -- A full Linux distribution... Up your ass!
The data would miraculously appear in the destination system?
And hosting their sites in the PRC or Korea, where they're basically untouchable. The godless communists (plus the South Koreans) get hard currency, and the spammers get "bullet proof hosting." Time for a cable cut, and soon.
Friend, you need JESUS!!
Who would dare vote against something called the "USA Patriot act"? Imagine what would happen come election time:
/against/ the USA Patriot act to defend you and your families. Senator Sensible voted /against/ the war on Iraq to safeguard this country. Senator Sensible voted /against/ the CBDTPA to improve the quality of your Internet experience and bring digital television to your living room. We want this godless unAmerican traitor shot or deported. We'll settle for voting him out of office. VOTE SENATOR PARTYLINE."
"Senator Sensible voted
Face it people, democracy is about swaying the masses and doing what's popular - not what's right.
It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.
What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:
I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.
Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail, which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'
As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.
And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo slut!
Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children. To quote from the article linked:
'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'
Is this why you were touching your penis in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?
We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his homosexual lover blows firmly down the straw to inflate his scrotum. This is, of course, when he's not busy violating the dignity and copyright of posters to Slashdot by gathering together their postings and publishing them en masse to further his twisted and manipulative journalistic agenda.
Sick, disgusting antichristian perverts, the lot of them.
In addition, many of the Linux distributions (a 'distribution' is the most common way to spread the faggots' wares) are run by faggot groups. The Slackware distro is named after the 'Slack-wear' fags wear to allow easy access to the anus for sexual purposes. Furthermore, Slackware is a close anagram of claw arse, a reference to the homosexual practise of anal fisting. The Mandrake product is run by a group of French faggot satanists, and is named after the faggot nickname for the vibrator. It was also chosen because it is an anagram for dark amen and ram naked, which is what they do.
Another 'distro,' (abbrieviated as such because it sounds a bit like 'Disco,' which is where homosexuals preyed on young boys in the 1970s), is Debian, an anagram of in a bed, which could be considered innocent enough (after all, a bed is both where we sleep and pray), until we realise what other names Debian uses to describe their foul wares. 'Woody' is obvious enough, being a term for the erect male penis, glistening with pre-cum. But far sicker is the phrase 'Frozen Potato' that they use. This filthy term, again found in the secret homosexual 'Sauce Code,' refers to the solo homosexual practice of defecating into a clear polythene bag, shaping the turd into a crude approximation of the male phallus, then leaving it in the freezer overnight until it becomes solid. The practitioner then proceeds to push the frozen 'potato' up his own rectum, squeezing it in and out until his tight young balls erupt in a screaming orgasm.
And Red Hat is secret homo slang for the tip of a penis that is soaked in blood from a freshly violated underage ringpiece.
The fags have even invented special tools to aid their faggotry! For example, the 'supermount' tool was devised to allow deeper penetration, which is good for fags because it gives more pressure on the prostate gland. 'Automount' is used, on the other hand, because Linux users are all fat and gay, and need to mount each other automatically.
The depths of their depravity can be seen in their use of 'mount points.' These are, plainly speaking, the different points of penetration. The main one is obviously /anus, but there are others. Militant fags even say 'there is no /opt mount point' because for these dirty perverts faggotry is not optional but a way of life.
More evidence is in the fact that Linux users say how much they love `man`, even going so far as to say that all new Linux users (who are in fact just innocent heterosexuals indoctrinated by the gay propaganda) should try out `man`. In no other system do users boast of their frequent recourse to a man.
Other areas of the system also show Linux's inherit gayness. For example, people are often told of the 'FAQ,' but how many innocent heterosexual Windows users know what this actually means. The answer is shocking: Faggot Anal Quest: the voyage of discovery for newly converted fags!
Even the title 'Slashdot' originally referred to a homosexual practice. Slashdot of course refers to the popular gay practice of blood-letting. The Slashbots, of course are those super-zealous homosexuals who take this perversion to its extreme by ripping open their anuses, as seen on the site most popular with Slashdot users, the depraved work of Satan, http://www.eff.org/.
The editors of Slashdot also have homosexual names: 'Hemos' is obvious in itself, being one vowel away from 'Homos.' But even more sickening is 'Commander Taco' which sounds a bit like 'Commode in Taco,' filthy gay slang for a pair of spreadeagled buttocks that are caked with excrement. (The best form of lubrication, they insist.) Sometimes, these 'Taco Commodes' have special 'Salsa Sauce' (blood from a ruptured rectum) and 'Cheese' (rancid flakes of penis discharge) toppings. And to make it even worse, Slashdot runs on Apache!
The Apache server, whose use among fags is as prevalent as AIDS, is named after homosexual activity -- as everyone knows, popular faggot band, the Village People, featured an Apache Indian, and it is for him that this gay program is named.
And that's not forgetting the use of patches in the Linux fag world -- patches are used to make the anus accessible for repeated anal sex even after its rupture by a session of fisting.
To summarise: Linux is gay. 'Slash -- Dot' is the graphical description of the space between a young boy's scrotum and anus. And BeOS is for hermaphrodites and disabled 'stumpers.'
FEEDBACK
Well, the only reason I know all about this is because I had the misfortune to read the Linux 'Sauce code' once. Although publicised as the computer code needed to get Linux up and running on a computer (and haven't you always been worried about the phrase 'Monolithic Kernel'?), this foul document is actually a detailed and graphic description of every conceivable degrading perversion known to the human race, as well as a few of the major animal species. It has shocked and disturbed me, to the point of needing to shock and disturb the common man to warn them of the impending homo-calypse which threatens to engulf our planet.
Doesn't it give you a hard-on to imagine your thick strong poker ramming it's way up my most sacred of sphincters? You're beyond help, my friend, as the only thing you can imagine is the foul penetrative violation of another man. Are you sure you're not Eric Raymond? The government, being populated by limp-wristed liberals, could never stem the sickening tide of homosexual child molesting Linux advocacy. Hell, they've given NAMBLA free reign for years!
Thank you for your kind words of support. However, this document shall only ever be posted anonymously. This is because the 'Open Sauce' movement is a sham, proposing homoerotic cults of hero worshipping in the name of freedom. I speak for the common man. For any man who prefers the warm, enveloping velvet folds of a woman's vagina to the tight puckered ringpiece of a child. These men, being common, decent folk, don't have a say in the political hypocrisy that is Slashdot culture. I am the unknown liberator.
We shouldn't hate them, we should pity them for the misguided fools they are... Fanatical Linux zeal-outs need to be herded into camps for re-education and subsequent rehabilitation into normal heterosexual society. This re-education shall be achieved by forcing them to watch repeats of Baywatch until the very mention of Pamela Anderson causes them to fill their pants with healthy heterosexual jism.
Well, it just goes to show that even the holy Linux 'sauce code' is riddled with bugs that need fixing. (The irony of Jon Katz not even being able to inflate his scrotum correctly has not been lost on me.) The Linux pervert elite already acknowledge this, with their queer slogan: 'Given enough arms, all rectums are shallow.' And anyway, the PS2 sucks major cock and isn't worth the money. Intellivision forever!
For one thing, whilst Linux is a cavalcade of queer propaganda masquerading as the future of computing, NT is used by people who think nothing better of encasing their genitals in quick setting plaster then going to see a really dirty porno film, enjoying the restriction enforced onto them. Remember, a wasted arousal is a sin in the eyes of the Catholic church. Clearly, the only god-fearing Christian operating system in existence is CP/M -- The Christian Program Monitor. All computer users should immediately ask their local pastor to install this fine OS onto their systems. It is the only route to salvation.
Secondly, this message is for every man. Computers know no colour. Not only that, but one of the finest websites in the world is maintained by a Black Man . Now fuck off you racist donkey felcher.
Although there is nothing unholy about the fine heterosexual act of ejaculating between a woman's breasts, squirting one's load up towards her neck and chin area, it should be noted that Perl (standing for Pansies Entering Rectums Locally) is also close to 'Pearl Monocle,' 'Pearl Nosering,' and the ubiquitous 'Pearl Enema.'
One scary thing about Perl is that it contains hidden homosexual messages. Take the following code: LWP::Simple -- It looks innocuous enough, doesn't it? But look at the line closely: There are two colons next to each other! As Larry 'Balls to the' Wall would openly admit in the Perl Documentation, Perl was designed from the ground up to indoctrinate it's programmers into performing unnatural sexual acts -- having two colons so closely together is clearly a reference to the perverse sickening act of 'colon kissing,' whereby two homosexual queers spread their buttocks wide, pressing their filthy torn sphincters together. They then share small round objects like marbles or golfballs by passing them from one rectum to another using muscle contraction alone. This is also referred to in programming 'circles' as 'Parameter Passing.'
And PHP stands for Perverted Homosexual Penetration. Didn't you know?
Well, I don't know about terraforming Mars, but I do know that homosexual Linux Advocates have been probing Uranus for years.
*sniff* That brings a tear to my eye. Thank you once more for your kind support. I have taken faith in the knowledge that I am doing the Good Lord's work, but it is encouraging to know that I am helping out the common man here.
However, I should be cautious about revealing your name 'Cerberus' on such a filthy den of depravity as Slashdot. It is a well known fact that the 'Kerberos' documentation from Microsoft is a detailed manual describing, in intimate, exacting detail, how to sexually penetrate a variety of unwilling canine animals; be they domesticated, wild, or mythical. Slashdot posters have taken great pleasure in illegally spreading this documentation far and wide, treating it as an 'extension' to the Linux 'Sauce Code,' for the sake of 'interoperability.' (The slang term they use for nonconsensual intercourse -- their favourite kind.)
In fact, sick twisted Linux deviants are known to have LAN parties, (Love of Anal Naughtiness, needless to say.), wherein they entice a stray dog, known as the 'Samba Mount,' into their homes. Up to four of these filth-sodden blasphemers against nature take turns to plunge their erect, throbbing, uncircumcised members, conkers-deep, into the rectum, mouth, and other fleshy orifices of the poor animal. Eventually, the 'Samba Mount' collapses due to 'overload,' and needs to be 'rebooted.' (i.e., kicked out into the street, and left to fend for itself.) Many Linux users boast about their 'uptime' in such situations.
If only indeed. You can help our brave cause by moderating this message up as often as possible. I recommend '+1, Underrated,' as that will protect your precious Karma in Metamoderation. Only then can we break through the glass ceiling of Homosexual Slashdot Culture. Is it any wonder that the new version of Slashcode has been christened 'Bender'???
If we can get just one of these postings up to at least '+1,' then it will be archived forever! Others will learn of our struggle, and join with us in our battle for freedom!
I am compelled to document the foulness and carnal depravity that is Linux, in order that we may prepare ourselves for the great holy war that is to follow. It is my solemn duty to peel back the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wire brush of enlightenment.
I could make an arrogant, childish comment along the lines of 'Every time someone asks for 2.0, I won't release it for another 24 hours,' but the truth of the matter is that I'm quite nervous of releasing a 'number two,' as I can guarantee some filthy shit-slurping Linux pervert would want to suck it straight out of my anus before I've even had chance to wipe.
I sincerely hope you're Natalie Portman.
What the fuck?
Well bugger me!
Fuck right off!
IMPORTANT: This message needs to be heard (Not HURD, which is an acronym for 'Huge Unclean Rectal Dilator') across the whole community, so it has been released into the Public Domain. You know, that licence that we all had before those homoerotic crypto-fascists came out with the GPL (Gay Penetration License) that is no more than an excuse to see who's got the biggest feces-encrusted cock. I would have put this up on Freshmeat, but that name is known to be a euphemism for the tight rump of a young boy.
Come to think of it, the whole concept of 'Source Control' unnerves me, because it sounds a bit like 'Sauce Control,' which is a description of the homosexual practice of holding the base of the cock shaft tightly upon the point of ejaculation, thus causing a build up of semenal fluid that is only released upon entry into an incision made into the base of the receiver's scrotum. And 'Open Sauce' is the act of ejaculating into another mans face or perhaps a biscuit to be shared later. Obviously, 'Closed Sauce' is the only Christian thing to do, as evidenced by the fact that it is what Cathedrals are all about.
Contributors: (although not to the eternal game of 'soggy biscuit' that open 'sauce' development has become) Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, phee, Anonymous Coward, mighty jebus, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, double_h, Anonymous Coward, Eimernase, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward. Further contributions are welcome.
Current changes: This version sent to FreeWIPO by 'Bring BackATV' as plain text. Reformatted everything, added all links back in (that we could match from the previous version), many new ones (Slashbot bait links). Even more spelling fixed. Who wrote this thing, CmdrTaco himself?
Previous changes: Yet more changes added. Spelling fixed. Feedback added. Explanation of 'distro' system. 'Mount Point' syntax described. More filth regarding `man` and Slashdot. Yet more fucking spelling fixed. 'Fetchmail' uncovered further. More Slashbot baiting. Apache exposed. Distribution licence at foot of document.
ANUX -- A full Linux distribution... Up your ass!
Nonono, this is clearly the work of some godless hippie liberal who hates America. Clearly the only solution is to invade Iraq!
I take great umbrage at your attempts to deconstruct my long, possibly windy, but heartfelt discontent with Mr. Larry McVoy. My reference to post-structuralist was a reference to post-structualism, a line of thinking which refutes God, the essence of things (aesthetics, beauty, the sense of morals) and refutation of the concept of 'man' as developed by enlightenment thought and idealist philosophy. I don't want my community, the Open Source community, tainted with such Godless (a greedy moneymaking scheme that Mr. McVoy and his cabal of thieves has come up with that show no reverence to anything other than the Greenback) thinking, I reject Mr. McVoy's continued lack of spirit, and his ability to be devoid of the essence of truth and beauty, which a real license is compared to his vile retched dung heap of a license; his inability to be idealistic about open source software, as show here, in a link to a search on Google, where his nihilistic attitude is very clear to all. Now are the darkest times when the prince of darkness himself now hold the keys to the crowning achievement, Open source's opus, Linux kernel source.
It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.
What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:
I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.
Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail, which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'
As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.
And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo slut!
Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children. To quote from the article linked:
'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'
Is this why you were touching your penis in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?
We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his homosexual lover blows firmly down the straw to inflate his scrotum. This is, of course, when he's not busy violating the dignity and copyright of posters to Slashdot by gathering together their postings and publishing them en masse to further his twisted and manipulative journalistic agenda.
Sick, disgusting antichristian perverts, the lot of them.
In addition, many of the Linux distributions (a 'distribution' is the most common way to spread the faggots' wares) are run by faggot groups. The Slackware distro is named after the 'Slack-wear' fags wear to allow easy access to the anus for sexual purposes. Furthermore, Slackware is a close anagram of claw arse, a reference to the homosexual practise of anal fisting. The Mandrake product is run by a group of French faggot satanists, and is named after the faggot nickname for the vibrator. It was also chosen because it is an anagram for dark amen and ram naked, which is what they do.
Another 'distro,' (abbrieviated as such because it sounds a bit like 'Disco,' which is where homosexuals preyed on young boys in the 1970s), is Debian, an anagram of in a bed, which could be considered innocent enough (after all, a bed is both where we sleep and pray), until we realise what other names Debian uses to describe their foul wares. 'Woody' is obvious enough, being a term for the erect male penis, glistening with pre-cum. But far sicker is the phrase 'Frozen Potato' that they use. This filthy term, again found in the secret homosexual 'Sauce Code,' refers to the solo homosexual practice of defecating into a clear polythene bag, shaping the turd into a crude approximation of the male phallus, then leaving it in the freezer overnight until it becomes solid. The practitioner then proceeds to push the frozen 'potato' up his own rectum, squeezing it in and out until his tight young balls erupt in a screaming orgasm.
And Red Hat is secret homo slang for the tip of a penis that is soaked in blood from a freshly violated underage ringpiece.
The fags have even invented special tools to aid their faggotry! For example, the 'supermount' tool was devised to allow deeper penetration, which is good for fags because it gives more pressure on the prostate gland. 'Automount' is used, on the other hand, because Linux users are all fat and gay, and need to mount each other automatically.
The depths of their depravity can be seen in their use of 'mount points.' These are, plainly speaking, the different points of penetration. The main one is obviously /anus, but there are others. Militant fags even say 'there is no /opt mount point' because for these dirty perverts faggotry is not optional but a way of life.
More evidence is in the fact that Linux users say how much they love `man`, even going so far as to say that all new Linux users (who are in fact just innocent heterosexuals indoctrinated by the gay propaganda) should try out `man`. In no other system do users boast of their frequent recourse to a man.
Other areas of the system also show Linux's inherit gayness. For example, people are often told of the 'FAQ,' but how many innocent heterosexual Windows users know what this actually means. The answer is shocking: Faggot Anal Quest: the voyage of discovery for newly converted fags!
Even the title 'Slashdot' originally referred to a homosexual practice. Slashdot of course refers to the popular gay practice of blood-letting. The Slashbots, of course are those super-zealous homosexuals who take this perversion to its extreme by ripping open their anuses, as seen on the site most popular with Slashdot users, the depraved work of Satan, http://www.eff.org/.
The editors of Slashdot also have homosexual names: 'Hemos' is obvious in itself, being one vowel away from 'Homos.' But even more sickening is 'Commander Taco' which sounds a bit like 'Commode in Taco,' filthy gay slang for a pair of spreadeagled buttocks that are caked with excrement. (The best form of lubrication, they insist.) Sometimes, these 'Taco Commodes' have special 'Salsa Sauce' (blood from a ruptured rectum) and 'Cheese' (rancid flakes of penis discharge) toppings. And to make it even worse, Slashdot runs on Apache!
The Apache server, whose use among fags is as prevalent as AIDS, is named after homosexual activity -- as everyone knows, popular faggot band, the Village People, featured an Apache Indian, and it is for him that this gay program is named.
And that's not forgetting the use of patches in the Linux fag world -- patches are used to make the anus accessible for repeated anal sex even after its rupture by a session of fisting.
To summarise: Linux is gay. 'Slash -- Dot' is the graphical description of the space between a young boy's scrotum and anus. And BeOS is for hermaphrodites and disabled 'stumpers.'
FEEDBACK
Well, the only reason I know all about this is because I had the misfortune to read the Linux 'Sauce code' once. Although publicised as the computer code needed to get Linux up and running on a computer (and haven't you always been worried about the phrase 'Monolithic Kernel'?), this foul document is actually a detailed and graphic description of every conceivable degrading perversion known to the human race, as well as a few of the major animal species. It has shocked and disturbed me, to the point of needing to shock and disturb the common man to warn them of the impending homo-calypse which threatens to engulf our planet.
Doesn't it give you a hard-on to imagine your thick strong poker ramming it's way up my most sacred of sphincters? You're beyond help, my friend, as the only thing you can imagine is the foul penetrative violation of another man. Are you sure you're not Eric Raymond? The government, being populated by limp-wristed liberals, could never stem the sickening tide of homosexual child molesting Linux advocacy. Hell, they've given NAMBLA free reign for years!
Thank you for your kind words of support. However, this document shall only ever be posted anonymously. This is because the 'Open Sauce' movement is a sham, proposing homoerotic cults of hero worshipping in the name of freedom. I speak for the common man. For any man who prefers the warm, enveloping velvet folds of a woman's vagina to the tight puckered ringpiece of a child. These men, being common, decent folk, don't have a say in the political hypocrisy that is Slashdot culture. I am the unknown liberator.
We shouldn't hate them, we should pity them for the misguided fools they are... Fanatical Linux zeal-outs need to be herded into camps for re-education and subsequent rehabilitation into normal heterosexual society. This re-education shall be achieved by forcing them to watch repeats of Baywatch until the very mention of Pamela Anderson causes them to fill their pants with healthy heterosexual jism.
Well, it just goes to show that even the holy Linux 'sauce code' is riddled with bugs that need fixing. (The irony of Jon Katz not even being able to inflate his scrotum correctly has not been lost on me.) The Linux pervert elite already acknowledge this, with their queer slogan: 'Given enough arms, all rectums are shallow.' And anyway, the PS2 sucks major cock and isn't worth the money. Intellivision forever!
For one thing, whilst Linux is a cavalcade of queer propaganda masquerading as the future of computing, NT is used by people who think nothing better of encasing their genitals in quick setting plaster then going to see a really dirty porno film, enjoying the restriction enforced onto them. Remember, a wasted arousal is a sin in the eyes of the Catholic church. Clearly, the only god-fearing Christian operating system in existence is CP/M -- The Christian Program Monitor. All computer users should immediately ask their local pastor to install this fine OS onto their systems. It is the only route to salvation.
Secondly, this message is for every man. Computers know no colour. Not only that, but one of the finest websites in the world is maintained by a Black Man . Now fuck off you racist donkey felcher.
Although there is nothing unholy about the fine heterosexual act of ejaculating between a woman's breasts, squirting one's load up towards her neck and chin area, it should be noted that Perl (standing for Pansies Entering Rectums Locally) is also close to 'Pearl Monocle,' 'Pearl Nosering,' and the ubiquitous 'Pearl Enema.'
One scary thing about Perl is that it contains hidden homosexual messages. Take the following code: LWP::Simple -- It looks innocuous enough, doesn't it? But look at the line closely: There are two colons next to each other! As Larry 'Balls to the' Wall would openly admit in the Perl Documentation, Perl was designed from the ground up to indoctrinate it's programmers into performing unnatural sexual acts -- having two colons so closely together is clearly a reference to the perverse sickening act of 'colon kissing,' whereby two homosexual queers spread their buttocks wide, pressing their filthy torn sphincters together. They then share small round objects like marbles or golfballs by passing them from one rectum to another using muscle contraction alone. This is also referred to in programming 'circles' as 'Parameter Passing.'
And PHP stands for Perverted Homosexual Penetration. Didn't you know?
Well, I don't know about terraforming Mars, but I do know that homosexual Linux Advocates have been probing Uranus for years.
*sniff* That brings a tear to my eye. Thank you once more for your kind support. I have taken faith in the knowledge that I am doing the Good Lord's work, but it is encouraging to know that I am helping out the common man here.
However, I should be cautious about revealing your name 'Cerberus' on such a filthy den of depravity as Slashdot. It is a well known fact that the 'Kerberos' documentation from Microsoft is a detailed manual describing, in intimate, exacting detail, how to sexually penetrate a variety of unwilling canine animals; be they domesticated, wild, or mythical. Slashdot posters have taken great pleasure in illegally spreading this documentation far and wide, treating it as an 'extension' to the Linux 'Sauce Code,' for the sake of 'interoperability.' (The slang term they use for nonconsensual intercourse -- their favourite kind.)
In fact, sick twisted Linux deviants are known to have LAN parties, (Love of Anal Naughtiness, needless to say.), wherein they entice a stray dog, known as the 'Samba Mount,' into their homes. Up to four of these filth-sodden blasphemers against nature take turns to plunge their erect, throbbing, uncircumcised members, conkers-deep, into the rectum, mouth, and other fleshy orifices of the poor animal. Eventually, the 'Samba Mount' collapses due to 'overload,' and needs to be 'rebooted.' (i.e., kicked out into the street, and left to fend for itself.) Many Linux users boast about their 'uptime' in such situations.
If only indeed. You can help our brave cause by moderating this message up as often as possible. I recommend '+1, Underrated,' as that will protect your precious Karma in Metamoderation. Only then can we break through the glass ceiling of Homosexual Slashdot Culture. Is it any wonder that the new version of Slashcode has been christened 'Bender'???
If we can get just one of these postings up to at least '+1,' then it will be archived forever! Others will learn of our struggle, and join with us in our battle for freedom!
I am compelled to document the foulness and carnal depravity that is Linux, in order that we may prepare ourselves for the great holy war that is to follow. It is my solemn duty to peel back the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wire brush of enlightenment.
I could make an arrogant, childish comment along the lines of 'Every time someone asks for 2.0, I won't release it for another 24 hours,' but the truth of the matter is that I'm quite nervous of releasing a 'number two,' as I can guarantee some filthy shit-slurping Linux pervert would want to suck it straight out of my anus before I've even had chance to wipe.
I sincerely hope you're Natalie Portman.
What the fuck?
Well bugger me!
Fuck right off!
IMPORTANT: This message needs to be heard (Not HURD, which is an acronym for 'Huge Unclean Rectal Dilator') across the whole community, so it has been released into the Public Domain. You know, that licence that we all had before those homoerotic crypto-fascists came out with the GPL (Gay Penetration License) that is no more than an excuse to see who's got the biggest feces-encrusted cock. I would have put this up on Freshmeat, but that name is known to be a euphemism for the tight rump of a young boy.
Come to think of it, the whole concept of 'Source Control' unnerves me, because it sounds a bit like 'Sauce Control,' which is a description of the homosexual practice of holding the base of the cock shaft tightly upon the point of ejaculation, thus causing a build up of semenal fluid that is only released upon entry into an incision made into the base of the receiver's scrotum. And 'Open Sauce' is the act of ejaculating into another mans face or perhaps a biscuit to be shared later. Obviously, 'Closed Sauce' is the only Christian thing to do, as evidenced by the fact that it is what Cathedrals are all about.
Contributors: (although not to the eternal game of 'soggy biscuit' that open 'sauce' development has become) Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, phee, Anonymous Coward, mighty jebus, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, double_h, Anonymous Coward, Eimernase, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward. Further contributions are welcome.
Current changes: This version sent to FreeWIPO by 'Bring BackATV' as plain text. Reformatted everything, added all links back in (that we could match from the previous version), many new ones (Slashbot bait links). Even more spelling fixed. Who wrote this thing, CmdrTaco himself?
Previous changes: Yet more changes added. Spelling fixed. Feedback added. Explanation of 'distro' system. 'Mount Point' syntax described. More filth regarding `man` and Slashdot. Yet more fucking spelling fixed. 'Fetchmail' uncovered further. More Slashbot baiting. Apache exposed. Distribution licence at foot of document.
ANUX -- A full Linux distribution... Up your ass!
It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.
What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:
I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.
Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail, which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'
As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.
And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo slut!
Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children. To quote from the article linked:
'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'
Is this why you were touching your penis in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?
We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his homosexual lover blows firmly down the straw to inflate his scrotum. This is, of course, when he's not busy violating the dignity and copyright of posters to Slashdot by gathering together their postings and publishing them en masse to further his twisted and manipulative journalistic agenda.
Sick, disgusting antichristian perverts, the lot of them.
In addition, many of the Linux distributions (a 'distribution' is the most common way to spread the faggots' wares) are run by faggot groups. The Slackware distro is named after the 'Slack-wear' fags wear to allow easy access to the anus for sexual purposes. Furthermore, Slackware is a close anagram of claw arse, a reference to the homosexual practise of anal fisting. The Mandrake product is run by a group of French faggot satanists, and is named after the faggot nickname for the vibrator. It was also chosen because it is an anagram for dark amen and ram naked, which is what they do.
Another 'distro,' (abbrieviated as such because it sounds a bit like 'Disco,' which is where homosexuals preyed on young boys in the 1970s), is Debian, an anagram of in a bed, which could be considered innocent enough (after all, a bed is both where we sleep and pray), until we realise what other names Debian uses to describe their foul wares. 'Woody' is obvious enough, being a term for the erect male penis, glistening with pre-cum. But far sicker is the phrase 'Frozen Potato' that they use. This filthy term, again found in the secret homosexual 'Sauce Code,' refers to the solo homosexual practice of defecating into a clear polythene bag, shaping the turd into a crude approximation of the male phallus, then leaving it in the freezer overnight until it becomes solid. The practitioner then proceeds to push the frozen 'potato' up his own rectum, squeezing it in and out until his tight young balls erupt in a screaming orgasm.
And Red Hat is secret homo slang for the tip of a penis that is soaked in blood from a freshly violated underage ringpiece.
The fags have even invented special tools to aid their faggotry! For example, the 'supermount' tool was devised to allow deeper penetration, which is good for fags because it gives more pressure on the prostate gland. 'Automount' is used, on the other hand, because Linux users are all fat and gay, and need to mount each other automatically.
The depths of their depravity can be seen in their use of 'mount points.' These are, plainly speaking, the different points of penetration. The main one is obviously /anus, but there are others. Militant fags even say 'there is no /opt mount point' because for these dirty perverts faggotry is not optional but a way of life.
More evidence is in the fact that Linux users say how much they love `man`, even going so far as to say that all new Linux users (who are in fact just innocent heterosexuals indoctrinated by the gay propaganda) should try out `man`. In no other system do users boast of their frequent recourse to a man.
Other areas of the system also show Linux's inherit gayness. For example, people are often told of the 'FAQ,' but how many innocent heterosexual Windows users know what this actually means. The answer is shocking: Faggot Anal Quest: the voyage of discovery for newly converted fags!
Even the title 'Slashdot' originally referred to a homosexual practice. Slashdot of course refers to the popular gay practice of blood-letting. The Slashbots, of course are those super-zealous homosexuals who take this perversion to its extreme by ripping open their anuses, as seen on the site most popular with Slashdot users, the depraved work of Satan, http://www.eff.org/.
The editors of Slashdot also have homosexual names: 'Hemos' is obvious in itself, being one vowel away from 'Homos.' But even more sickening is 'Commander Taco' which sounds a bit like 'Commode in Taco,' filthy gay slang for a pair of spreadeagled buttocks that are caked with excrement. (The best form of lubrication, they insist.) Sometimes, these 'Taco Commodes' have special 'Salsa Sauce' (blood from a ruptured rectum) and 'Cheese' (rancid flakes of penis discharge) toppings. And to make it even worse, Slashdot runs on Apache!
The Apache server, whose use among fags is as prevalent as AIDS, is named after homosexual activity -- as everyone knows, popular faggot band, the Village People, featured an Apache Indian, and it is for him that this gay program is named.
And that's not forgetting the use of patches in the Linux fag world -- patches are used to make the anus accessible for repeated anal sex even after its rupture by a session of fisting.
To summarise: Linux is gay. 'Slash -- Dot' is the graphical description of the space between a young boy's scrotum and anus. And BeOS is for hermaphrodites and disabled 'stumpers.'
FEEDBACK
Well, the only reason I know all about this is because I had the misfortune to read the Linux 'Sauce code' once. Although publicised as the computer code needed to get Linux up and running on a computer (and haven't you always been worried about the phrase 'Monolithic Kernel'?), this foul document is actually a detailed and graphic description of every conceivable degrading perversion known to the human race, as well as a few of the major animal species. It has shocked and disturbed me, to the point of needing to shock and disturb the common man to warn them of the impending homo-calypse which threatens to engulf our planet.
Doesn't it give you a hard-on to imagine your thick strong poker ramming it's way up my most sacred of sphincters? You're beyond help, my friend, as the only thing you can imagine is the foul penetrative violation of another man. Are you sure you're not Eric Raymond? The government, being populated by limp-wristed liberals, could never stem the sickening tide of homosexual child molesting Linux advocacy. Hell, they've given NAMBLA free reign for years!
Thank you for your kind words of support. However, this document shall only ever be posted anonymously. This is because the 'Open Sauce' movement is a sham, proposing homoerotic cults of hero worshipping in the name of freedom. I speak for the common man. For any man who prefers the warm, enveloping velvet folds of a woman's vagina to the tight puckered ringpiece of a child. These men, being common, decent folk, don't have a say in the political hypocrisy that is Slashdot culture. I am the unknown liberator.
We shouldn't hate them, we should pity them for the misguided fools they are... Fanatical Linux zeal-outs need to be herded into camps for re-education and subsequent rehabilitation into normal heterosexual society. This re-education shall be achieved by forcing them to watch repeats of Baywatch until the very mention of Pamela Anderson causes them to fill their pants with healthy heterosexual jism.
Well, it just goes to show that even the holy Linux 'sauce code' is riddled with bugs that need fixing. (The irony of Jon Katz not even being able to inflate his scrotum correctly has not been lost on me.) The Linux pervert elite already acknowledge this, with their queer slogan: 'Given enough arms, all rectums are shallow.' And anyway, the PS2 sucks major cock and isn't worth the money. Intellivision forever!
For one thing, whilst Linux is a cavalcade of queer propaganda masquerading as the future of computing, NT is used by people who think nothing better of encasing their genitals in quick setting plaster then going to see a really dirty porno film, enjoying the restriction enforced onto them. Remember, a wasted arousal is a sin in the eyes of the Catholic church. Clearly, the only god-fearing Christian operating system in existence is CP/M -- The Christian Program Monitor. All computer users should immediately ask their local pastor to install this fine OS onto their systems. It is the only route to salvation.
Secondly, this message is for every man. Computers know no colour. Not only that, but one of the finest websites in the world is maintained by a Black Man . Now fuck off you racist donkey felcher.
Although there is nothing unholy about the fine heterosexual act of ejaculating between a woman's breasts, squirting one's load up towards her neck and chin area, it should be noted that Perl (standing for Pansies Entering Rectums Locally) is also close to 'Pearl Monocle,' 'Pearl Nosering,' and the ubiquitous 'Pearl Enema.'
One scary thing about Perl is that it contains hidden homosexual messages. Take the following code: LWP::Simple -- It looks innocuous enough, doesn't it? But look at the line closely: There are two colons next to each other! As Larry 'Balls to the' Wall would openly admit in the Perl Documentation, Perl was designed from the ground up to indoctrinate it's programmers into performing unnatural sexual acts -- having two colons so closely together is clearly a reference to the perverse sickening act of 'colon kissing,' whereby two homosexual queers spread their buttocks wide, pressing their filthy torn sphincters together. They then share small round objects like marbles or golfballs by passing them from one rectum to another using muscle contraction alone. This is also referred to in programming 'circles' as 'Parameter Passing.'
And PHP stands for Perverted Homosexual Penetration. Didn't you know?
Well, I don't know about terraforming Mars, but I do know that homosexual Linux Advocates have been probing Uranus for years.
*sniff* That brings a tear to my eye. Thank you once more for your kind support. I have taken faith in the knowledge that I am doing the Good Lord's work, but it is encouraging to know that I am helping out the common man here.
However, I should be cautious about revealing your name 'Cerberus' on such a filthy den of depravity as Slashdot. It is a well known fact that the 'Kerberos' documentation from Microsoft is a detailed manual describing, in intimate, exacting detail, how to sexually penetrate a variety of unwilling canine animals; be they domesticated, wild, or mythical. Slashdot posters have taken great pleasure in illegally spreading this documentation far and wide, treating it as an 'extension' to the Linux 'Sauce Code,' for the sake of 'interoperability.' (The slang term they use for nonconsensual intercourse -- their favourite kind.)
In fact, sick twisted Linux deviants are known to have LAN parties, (Love of Anal Naughtiness, needless to say.), wherein they entice a stray dog, known as the 'Samba Mount,' into their homes. Up to four of these filth-sodden blasphemers against nature take turns to plunge their erect, throbbing, uncircumcised members, conkers-deep, into the rectum, mouth, and other fleshy orifices of the poor animal. Eventually, the 'Samba Mount' collapses due to 'overload,' and needs to be 'rebooted.' (i.e., kicked out into the street, and left to fend for itself.) Many Linux users boast about their 'uptime' in such situations.
If only indeed. You can help our brave cause by moderating this message up as often as possible. I recommend '+1, Underrated,' as that will protect your precious Karma in Metamoderation. Only then can we break through the glass ceiling of Homosexual Slashdot Culture. Is it any wonder that the new version of Slashcode has been christened 'Bender'???
If we can get just one of these postings up to at least '+1,' then it will be archived forever! Others will learn of our struggle, and join with us in our battle for freedom!
I am compelled to document the foulness and carnal depravity that is Linux, in order that we may prepare ourselves for the great holy war that is to follow. It is my solemn duty to peel back the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wire brush of enlightenment.
I could make an arrogant, childish comment along the lines of 'Every time someone asks for 2.0, I won't release it for another 24 hours,' but the truth of the matter is that I'm quite nervous of releasing a 'number two,' as I can guarantee some filthy shit-slurping Linux pervert would want to suck it straight out of my anus before I've even had chance to wipe.
I sincerely hope you're Natalie Portman.
What the fuck?
Well bugger me!
Fuck right off!
IMPORTANT: This message needs to be heard (Not HURD, which is an acronym for 'Huge Unclean Rectal Dilator') across the whole community, so it has been released into the Public Domain. You know, that licence that we all had before those homoerotic crypto-fascists came out with the GPL (Gay Penetration License) that is no more than an excuse to see who's got the biggest feces-encrusted cock. I would have put this up on Freshmeat, but that name is known to be a euphemism for the tight rump of a young boy.
Come to think of it, the whole concept of 'Source Control' unnerves me, because it sounds a bit like 'Sauce Control,' which is a description of the homosexual practice of holding the base of the cock shaft tightly upon the point of ejaculation, thus causing a build up of semenal fluid that is only released upon entry into an incision made into the base of the receiver's scrotum. And 'Open Sauce' is the act of ejaculating into another mans face or perhaps a biscuit to be shared later. Obviously, 'Closed Sauce' is the only Christian thing to do, as evidenced by the fact that it is what Cathedrals are all about.
Contributors: (although not to the eternal game of 'soggy biscuit' that open 'sauce' development has become) Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, phee, Anonymous Coward, mighty jebus, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, double_h, Anonymous Coward, Eimernase, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward. Further contributions are welcome.
Current changes: This version sent to FreeWIPO by 'Bring BackATV' as plain text. Reformatted everything, added all links back in (that we could match from the previous version), many new ones (Slashbot bait links). Even more spelling fixed. Who wrote this thing, CmdrTaco himself?
Previous changes: Yet more changes added. Spelling fixed. Feedback added. Explanation of 'distro' system. 'Mount Point' syntax described. More filth regarding `man` and Slashdot. Yet more fucking spelling fixed. 'Fetchmail' uncovered further. More Slashbot baiting. Apache exposed. Distribution licence at foot of document.
ANUX -- A full Linux distribution... Up your ass!