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Berman Retreats, But Only To Regroup

thefinite writes "It looks like the P2P vigilante bill sponsored by Berman is going to have to be rewritten even just to be considered. A ZDNet story talks about the likelihood that the bill will get anywhere as currently written. Hopefully, the second time around will make it clear that the idea is flawed, not just the text."

231 comments

  1. Regroup to fight terrorists.... by MosesJones · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can imagine the wording now "Terrorists could use a P2P network to share information, or to co-ordinate attacks."

    Same shit different spin. I doubt they'll be watering it down, just making it more of a general threat than being specific on copyright.

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    1. Re:Regroup to fight terrorists.... by the_other_one · · Score: 5, Funny

      Terrorists could beat out messages on drums and other musical instruments. They could even use this method to co-ordinate attacks.

      Music should be banned.

      This would also solve all our problems with the RIAA.

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    2. Re:Regroup to fight terrorists.... by trevinofunk · · Score: 3, Insightful
      We could use slashdot boards to co-ordinate terrorist attacks too. Hell, who knows, we could use mayonnaise jars to coordinate terrorist attacks.

      Just slap the word terrorist on anytyhing you want to want to keep down....terrorism is the new red scare of the 60's-70's

    3. Re:Regroup to fight terrorists.... by Darth+Pondo · · Score: 2, Funny

      The RIAA has no problem with us buying the music, just listening to it.

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    4. Re:Regroup to fight terrorists.... by DSL-Admin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They could also just talk to each other, so language should be outlawed... They could call each other up on the phone, so Telephones should be banned. They could use hand gestures, so arms should be amputated at birth. Soon we will be nothing more than mindless zombies with no vocal cords, eyes, ears, arms, legs, or brains... we will site around and starve because people could possibly send messages through food..... when will it all end, just nukem and it get it over with.... Are you saved? I know I just saved my stuff to tape, hope that's good enough.

    5. Re:Regroup to fight terrorists.... by Bonker · · Score: 3, Informative

      Funny you should mention that. I wrote a short rant about it in June:

      http://www.furinkan.net/display.php?pageid=83

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    6. Re:Regroup to fight terrorists.... by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      We could use slashdot boards to co-ordinate terrorist attacks too.

      What do you think first posters are doing?

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    7. Re:Regroup to fight terrorists.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was there at the commerce committee roundtable hearing on 7/17 with Berman's Committee. Check the transcript. Although some of the comments were left out, all of the comments from NYFairUse, NYLXS, LXNY, Information Producers Initiative were left out, one of the leeches in favor of drm restrictions actually said that P2P users sitting at home can use P2P to upload military secrets. He compared (towards the end of the meeting when everyone was tired, getting ready to go home, and paying less attention) a kid sitting a home trading songs to Wen Ho Lee, Robert Hanssen, and Jonathan Pollard. His first or last name was Myron.(Content Guard I think?)

      It should be noted that NYFairUse and NYLXS tactics at the 7/17 meeting (and our unreported by Slashdot YRO attempts to get on the invite list prior to the meeting) were severely criticized by some in a slashdot story prior to all the facts getting out. Now that time has passed, and we have seen direct results of our actions, perhaps it is time to reconsider whether those actions should have been taken or not. Especially in light of this and this, which never would have happened if we had just sat there quietly like some have suggested, and news that the drm bills (all of them, Holling, Leahy, Biden, others) are dead for the year.

    8. Re:Regroup to fight terrorists.... by lendude · · Score: 2, Funny

      with the vigilAnce and alerTness of The averAge /. user, this Could never happen. i Know these hallowed boards shall Never be used as a platfOrm for dissemination of communications With evil intent!

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    9. Re:Regroup to fight terrorists.... by mbogosian · · Score: 2

      I wrote a short rant about it in June

      I couldn't have said it better myself. If I had mod points, I'd use them all here.

    10. Re:Regroup to fight terrorists.... by Lectrik · · Score: 1
      courtousey of Sizors and Glu:

      with the vigilAnce and alerTness of The averAge /. user, this Could never happen. i Know these hallowed boards shall Never be used as a platfOrm for dissemination of communications With evil intent!


      errr... I'd do that but I'm too busy reading slashdot right now...

      Ever get the feeling most /.ers would be terrorists except that we're to caught up flaming microsloth instead?
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  2. I'm getting cynical. by iplayfast · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The problem with this type of thing, is that they get several tries at it. The first one is almost always outragous. They use that as a measuring stick. Then they start adjusting down and eventually they get a bill that passes.

    It doesn't matter if the idea is flawed or not. What matters is that the congressman get's his way or not. There are egos involved, and big money, and the responsibilites to the citizens. (Guess which of the three is most important to the congressman).

    1. Re:I'm getting cynical. by iplayfast · · Score: 5, Funny

      Even worse. I'm a Canadian, so I am not affected by this stuff....

      NOT!

      The crappy US legislation always seems to find it's way into Canada sooner or later. Worse I can't even vote the people out who are making this stuff up.

      Sometimes it truly is like sleeping next to an Elephant. (with bad gas!)

    2. Re:I'm getting cynical. by Faggot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wow, Man! This Is Totally A Refreshingly Insightful And Insightfully Refreshing Indictment Of The Practices Of Elected Officials In Modern America!

      Gag me with a taser.

      p.s. iplayfasterthanyou

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    3. Re:I'm getting cynical. by L.+VeGas · · Score: 3, Funny

      "The crappy US legislation always seems to find it's way into Canada sooner or later."

      It's our way of getting even for taking Michael J. Fox.

    4. Re:I'm getting cynical. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that is why compromise ISN'T always the answer.

      If I know you will compromise, I can ALWAYS win a deal. I just go WAAAAY over the top, I give a bit, you give a bit, and we end up where *I* wanted.

      Just because you don't compromise, doesn't always mean you're bad.

      Thank you. Pet peeve passed.

    5. Re:I'm getting cynical. by uncoveror · · Score: 5, Insightful

      All the slashdotters in Berman's district need to mobilize, and get out the vote for his opponent. November 5, the election, is a week from tuesday.

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    6. Re:I'm getting cynical. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think he's running against some chick, Hilary Rosen I think her name is? I've never heard of her, but she's got my vote then.

    7. Re:I'm getting cynical. by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 2

      Not to mention giving us Celine Dion. *shudder*

    8. Re:I'm getting cynical. by rutledjw · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I think a better solution is to lauch a PRO-Berman SPAM campaign.

      That'll piss some people off!

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    9. Re:I'm getting cynical. by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      I am sure that the 3 or 4 people from Slashdot will be on the move as we speak in the Tacomobile to counter this threat to freedom!

    10. Re:I'm getting cynical. by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      Worse I can't even vote the people out who are making this stuff up.

      Neither can we.

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  3. This is a good thing for everyone by MCMLXXVI · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Think about how slow the whole internet would get from this. Not only would the "good" hackers be using a ton of bandwidth but the "bad" hackers would be using even more trying to get even.
    * Note the good and bad hacker referance are in the eyes of the bill writers.

    1. Re:This is a good thing for everyone by Waab · · Score: 3, Funny

      If they're lumping all the White and Black Hat hackers together on the "bad" side, what will the new "good" hackers be called? Coming soon to a movie studio or record label near you ... Green Hat hackers, protecting the bottom line.

    2. Re:This is a good thing for everyone by Bi0h4z4rD · · Score: 0

      Next thing they'll be calling them Red Hat hackers and using it as an excuse to ban Linux in favour of proprietary O/S's.

      Suddenly, the picture of Billy G. leading an army of Nazi soldiers sends chills down my spine!

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  4. How do they figure this stuff out? by pheph · · Score: 4, Interesting
    "Peer-to-peer networks are primarily used today for the unauthorized public distribution and reproduction of copyrighted works." -Alec French

    I'd be interested where/how they figured this. A p2p network should disperse very little information about actual distribution of copyrighted works.

    Alec French: Also, see Freenet

    1. Re:How do they figure this stuff out? by iSwitched · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I doubt they have any real statistics at all.

      A while back I worked for a software company that specialized in data-gathering tools. The issue of copyright infringement came up alot. Our lawyers explained that the test was whether the system in question had "substantial non-infringing uses". Since a lot of post-Napster P2P networks allow generic sharing (news, chat, media of all types) one could argue that many of them meet that test.

      This completely ignores the argument that specific tools don't perform illegal acts, people do. But I guess it's oh so much harder to actually prosecute people according to real laws, when we can just make up a law du jour to go after the hardware and infrastructure. So, correct me if I'm wrong, but if their claim is accepted, and since P2P networks operate over TCP/IP, therefore TCP/IP should be illegal as well, and all DDOS attacks are hereby rendered legal and in support of the legal disruption of P2P traffic!

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    2. Re:How do they figure this stuff out? by Have+Blue · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm guessing he ran Kazaa for a few minutes.

      Seriously, get real. You can claim that P2P networks have legitimate uses all you want, but trying to flat-out deny that they are used for piracy is stupid.

    3. Re:How do they figure this stuff out? by Xformer · · Score: 1

      They're just wearing their mental blinders, that's all.
      The same ones that keep eBay from seeing legit CD-Rs and let Larry Lockwood think he invented e-commerce.

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    4. Re:How do they figure this stuff out? by pheph · · Score: 2

      I'm really only concerned with their statement that p2p networks are 'primarily' used to infringe on copyright. Even if that is so, I'm curious how the plan to prove it. Think about it this way:
      Does the availability of copyrighted works violate copyright? No. So they're either going to use the availability as a measure or they are downloading or sharing files on KaZaA (as you mentioned), which is simple entrapment, or in the case of files only being named that of a copyrighted song, not copyright infringment at all.

    5. Re:How do they figure this stuff out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Peer-to-peer networks are primarily used today for the unauthorized public distribution and reproduction of copyrighted works." -Alec French

      I'd be interested where/how they figured this. A p2p network should disperse very little information about actual distribution of copyrighted works.

      "93.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot" --EldestBro

    6. Re:How do they figure this stuff out? by AzrealAO · · Score: 1

      It is in no way Entrapment.

    7. Re:How do they figure this stuff out? by pheph · · Score: 2

      OK... IANAL, but if they were not there, it wouldn't have happened... Right?

    8. Re:How do they figure this stuff out? by geekee · · Score: 1

      Here is Bermans response to your criticism of actually prosecuting people according to real laws, "Copyright infringement lawsuits against infringing P2P users have a role to play, but are not viable or socially desirable options for addressing all P2P piracy. The costs of an all out litigation approach would be staggering for all parties. Copyright owners would incur overwhelming litigation expenses, other-wise-innocent P2P users would undoubtedly experience privacy violations, internet service providers and other intermediaries would experience high compliance costs, and an already overcrowded federal court system would face further strain. Further, the astounding speed with which copyrighted works are spread over P2P networks, and thus their immediate ubiquity on millions of computers, renders almost totally ineffective litigation against individual P2P users. Certainly, a suit against an individual P2P user will almost never result in recovery of sufficient damages to compensate for the damage caused."

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    9. Re:How do they figure this stuff out? by AzrealAO · · Score: 1

      If "who" was not there "what" wouldn't have happened? The only reason you put a file into the share directory of your P2P program, is with the intent to distribute it. And if it's a copyrighted work, you are intending to distribute a copyrighted work, which is a violation of copyright law. Entrapment is the act of luring or enticing someone to commit an illegal act they would not otherwise commit. The legal definition of "Entrapment" is the aforementioned process, done at the behest of Law Enforcement agencies. Asking a Prostitute how much it will cost for sex, could be construed as entrapment. A prostitute offering you sex is not.

    10. Re:How do they figure this stuff out? by pheph · · Score: 2
      By that definition, at least in my mind, it would seem like entrapment. If the copyright holder hadn't been there, copyright wouldn't have been violated. Maybe I'm just using that directory for storage. Its pretty convenient after all... Maybe I'm sharing my entire filesystem... (in theory)

      In a p2p program, a user searches for a file... Copyright holder program: Hey does anyone have this file?
      Suspect Program: Yep I have it.

      Nothing has broken any laws yet, right?

      Copyright holder's program: Oh... Can I have it?
      Suspect's Program: Oh sure, here

      If the copyright holder hadn't asked for it, no copyright would have been broken. So I guess the question is I have is whether entrapment occurs when not involving law enforcement, rather copyright enforcement.

    11. Re:How do they figure this stuff out? by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My typewriter is a method of copyright violation, I have used it as such before.

      Ban the typewriter?

      I didn't see the Printing press banned when it was created...

      Slowing inovation to protect old economic models is never a good thing. The music industry should impliment something better than p2p if they think it's such a big threat.

      It's a fairly simple argument, the copyright is granted by the people. If the people no longer honor the copyright, the copyright is no longer granted by the people. Making the people illegal in order to keep the copyright dosen't work well does it?

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    12. Re:How do they figure this stuff out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, get real. You can claim that Guns have legitimate uses all you want, but trying to flat-out deny that they are used for Murder is stupid.

    13. Re:How do they figure this stuff out? by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      So...you're suggesting that the primary use for P2P ISN'T trading copyrighted works? You sound (incredulously) like you doubt that, unless I am totally misreading you, but I'm sorry I think common usage is against you.

      As for proving it...I'd guess it'd be an interesting exercise but an unnecessary one. :)

    14. Re:How do they figure this stuff out? by mcubed · · Score: 1
      Does the availability of copyrighted works violate copyright? No.

      Why not? If I provide access to the entire Beatles catalog on a filesharing network, or put the MP3s on a publicly accessible FTP server, then yes, the availability of those works violates copyright. The violation doesn't occur when someone downloads one, it occurs when I make it available in that context, because I have a reasonable expectation that they will be downloaded.

      So they're either going to use the availability as a measure or they are downloading or sharing files on KaZaA (as you mentioned), which is simple entrapment,

      They don't actually have to download the material to determine whether it is being made available from your computer. They can use algorithms, spiders, packet sniffers, and who knows what else to determine the whether the file your sharing is a legitimately infringing copy and determine whether you have allowed it to be uploaded. That isn't entrapment, it's simply catching you in the act.

      Michael

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    15. Re:How do they figure this stuff out? by tombeard · · Score: 1

      So, if the copyright holder downloads HIS material from my system, what infringment has taken place? He certainly has the right to obtain his own material.

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    16. Re:How do they figure this stuff out? by pheph · · Score: 2

      AC: Keyword = primarily. I can understand not reading the article in question, but not even reading the comment you are replying to? ... Or did I just feed the trolls?

  5. This is like... by MCMLXXVI · · Score: 4, Funny

    Saying kids are using illeagal fireworks so we are going to use flamethrowers on the kids to disable the fireworks.

    1. Re:This is like... by entrippy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, no it's not. As much as we may like to stretch the analogy stick, we're talking about damage to data, not crippling humans.

      It's a big difference, both in reality and in the eyes of the law. Overwrought analogies do nothing to help anyones cause.

      It is, however, like exchanging books in libraries for "fake" books that only contain random letters, because some kids are hiding exam-answers encoded in the words.

  6. Wait for the movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The MPAA and RIAA are creating and marketing a bold, new superhero, The P2P Vigilante

    Press relase: "We hope to educate the youth and public of America about the dangers of P2P file sharing- in the fine tradition of propaganda through the ages, the P2P Vigliante, a young, hip, midriff-baring female superhero will deal out justice and vengance to those who would use a P2P network for evil. Which is everyone who uses a P2P network. It's, like, evil and stuff. Anyway, it's on every Tuesday night at 8 (7 Central) on the WB! Excuse me, I have to go do a few lines of coke."

    1. Re:Wait for the movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, but you didn't deserve it because that was definitely not funny.

      So if you're cheering your ability to prove that mods are idiots, good job.

    2. Re:Wait for the movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aw, you're just jealous.

    3. Re:Wait for the movie by Rader · · Score: 2

      They've already got the HOTLINE number to call if you want to Narc on someone.

    4. Re:Wait for the movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aw, you're just a retard.

    5. Re:Wait for the movie by racerx509 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Funny you should say that, because one of the members of the RIAA, Disney, has already done propaganda against P2P usage. The mp3 newswire and the newsforge have articles on it. The show is called the Proud Family and the particular episode spews the propaganda is called EZ-Jackster.

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  7. What would get passed? by Palos · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Since he admits that in its current form there is no way the bill would be passed, what would have to be changed to be passed?
    The article hints that one of the problems might be lack of clearly defined techniques could be used to fight a p2p node.
    Are there any "valid" techniques, at least valid as far as congress would be concerned to fight individual nodes, or the p2p networks themselves that could be used to fight against supposed violations of this bill.
    Also, does this bill specify what proof if any has to exist before these attacks could take place? Could you sue someone excerising the powers give by this if it did get passed?

    1. Re:What would get passed? by tchuladdiass · · Score: 1

      I would say the best technique would be poisining the p2p with what looks like legit files, but contain garbage. If the signal/noise ratio becomes too low, then many would abandon the particular network. Also, another technique would be to overload the network with downloads, which would be seen legaly as a DOS attack. This bill would make it clear that these two measures wouldn't be considered crimes (which now they can be).

    2. Re:What would get passed? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      So could I legally DoS the RIAA, MPAA, or Disney because they might have unauthorized copies of my works?

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    3. Re:What would get passed? by JordoCrouse · · Score: 4, Funny

      Since he admits that in its current form there is no way the bill would be passed, what would have to be changed to be passed?

      He probably had to take out the part that said "constitution, smonstitution...."

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    4. Re:What would get passed? by Otter · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Beyond what would get it passed, would you guys consider acceptable countermeasures?

      Would DOS attacks, but not intrusions, be OK? Crapflooding P2P networks with bad files? Or is the bottom line here the mindset of the Ask Slashdot questioners with problems like, "My college limits Kazaa bandwidth. What can I do about it? Isn't that the whole point of college? This is a violation of my civil rights!"

      To my mind, any active attacks on sharers should be illegal, but I have no problem with poisoning P2P networks. I'd also guess that that's a legislation that would go through.

    5. Re:What would get passed? by sdjunky · · Score: 2

      "Are there any "valid" techniques, at least valid as far as congress would be concerned to fight individual nodes".

      It's called a civil suit. They've had this option from the beginning but don't want to use it. They have the tools they need they just don't want to crack down on individual users because it's bad publicity.

    6. Re:What would get passed? by KillboyPHD · · Score: 1

      Beyond what would get it passed, would you guys consider acceptable countermeasures?

      Some might say that an acceptable countermeasure would be for the music industry to change its business practices; i.e. to give "us" what "we" want: networked access to individual songs from their catalog, for a reasonable fee.

      This would obviate Kazaa for upwards of 95% of the people using it. Nothing else they could do would cut down on piracy as much.

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    7. Re:What would get passed? by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      All of those acceptable countermeasures are legal already. They already poison P2P networks. That's kosher to me, so long as they don't violate any existing laws. And I'm anti-copyright. It's just inefficient, so they want to be able to DOS you. They already sue violators. That's kosher to me as well, but it is also inefficient. Any new legislation in this direction would be seriously upsetting. I don't even use P2P networks, and I don't use the internet to help me violate copyright. Nevertheless, I'm sure that such legislation would degrade my ability to use the internet for legitimate purposes.

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    8. Re:What would get passed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you need a law to permit the "poisoning" of p2p networks? I was not aware that naming a dump of /dev/random after some copyrighted material was illegal. The only reason you would need a law, is to access someone elses computer without their permission. Hrm.

  8. The real reason is... by LordHunter317 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think the real reason it isn't happening is because Berman learned from here that his Musical Car horn on his nice shiny Cadallic would be outlawed. The new law will probably be ... "All devices which play digital copyrighted stuff must be regulated, except for my musical car horn."

    1. Re:The real reason is... by SheepHead · · Score: 1
      I feel compelled to mention that the Berman bill is the bill giving copyright holders the legal ability to disable or disrupt a Peer to Peer node that they believe is distributing their content without a license.

      The CBDTPA sponsored by Fritz is the one that would regulate Berman's car horn.

      With all the proposed legislation attempting regulate tools, though, your confusion is forgiven. :)

      sheephead

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    2. Re:The real reason is... by LordHunter317 · · Score: 1

      No, I'm just overstressed and my brain has failed to function. Either way you look at it, ist still funny.

      Besdies, I'm cynical enough to say Berman and Fritz are really the same person, who simply hates geeks. The answer of course is from Dilbert, essentially that "Computer geeks have sex appeal", while being a Senator does not (but being President does, only if the women is ugly).

    3. Re:The real reason is... by LordHunter317 · · Score: 2

      s/Fritz/Hollings/. Man I need to get a function brain or a new job.

  9. It is dead. by Prince_Ali · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Getting a bill even considered for voting is extremely difficult. A setback this earlier is probably a death sentence. If money is greasing the wheels it can only grease so much.

    1. Re:It is dead. by Profe55or+Booty · · Score: 1

      i think you're underestimating the industries, though...

      the music/movie industry is a huge money maker for the US... the government wants to help them out

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    2. Re:It is dead. by iplayfast · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      Really, then what happend to the Bono bill. Did it go back and forth a bunch of times? And then was passed after he nosedived into a tree whilst skiing. (Sympathy vote?)

    3. Re:It is dead. by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > the music/movie industry is a huge money maker for the US

      Not nearly as huge as the tech and telecom industries.

      Who does the government want to help out, given a choice between Metallica and Intel, or Britney Spears and Verizon, etc?

      Ultimately, the elected politicians need votes. They're just starting to realize that these types of laws may just not be the way to get 'em.

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    4. Re:It is dead. by dacarr · · Score: 2
      Ultimately, the elected politicians need votes. They're just starting to realize that these types of laws may just not be the way to get 'em.

      Well, that's a maybe. I think that the best test of this sort of thing will be coming up in the election. The ZDnet article alluded to the fact that he's up for election again next month, so if you're in that electoral district, remember that.

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    5. Re:It is dead. by FattMattP · · Score: 2
      Getting a bill even considered for voting is extremely difficult.
      Yet the passage of the DMCA shows that it can be done.
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    6. Re:It is dead. by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      Getting a bill even considered for voting is extremely difficult. A setback this earlier is probably a death sentence. If money is greasing the wheels it can only grease so much.

      Once again, we see indisputable proof of venting on /. I call it the /. venting effect.

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  10. Hey, Mr. Infringer... by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...it's "Terrorists(TM)". Get it right, God(C) damnit!

    1. Re:Hey, Mr. Infringer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      If God is copyrighted, then he should use the DMCA against my boss for passing himself off as a poor quality copy.

  11. Stupid question... by PontifexPrimus · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Hmm... to quote from the article:
    Berman represents California's San Fernando Valley, adjacent to Los Angeles and Hollywood's cluster of entertainment firms, and is viewed as likely to keep his job in next month's elections.
    I'm just a stupid European, but can't you guys just vote him off or something? If not, why not? Just curious...
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    1. Re:Stupid question... by LMCBoy · · Score: 2

      His constituents (Hollywood) stand to benefit from the passage of the bill he's trying to sponsor...why would they vote him out?

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    2. Re:Stupid question... by lostPackets · · Score: 1

      Yes, but not until the next election (obviously). Sadly, the general public is very uninformed about these issues so this kind of legislation is unlikely to be discussed in upcoming elections. See some of the comments from a Slashdot story last night about freedom of the press in the US. The mainstream newspapers are (for the most part) owned by the same companies that have bought this congress- critter, niche news sources are written off as fringe nutcases. Getting people to even listen to the Slashdot party line when they're being hammered with opposing propraganda 24-7 is a hell of a challenge.

    3. Re:Stupid question... by Meat+Blaster · · Score: 5, Informative
      Theoretically, yes, he can be voted out. He is in the House of Representatives (which, along with the Senate, makes up our Legislative branch of government). While the Senate consists of two people from every state (50 states = 100 members), with each set of two people being voted upon by the entire state they represent, the House is made up of varying numbers from each state depending on the population of each state. The state is divided into districts, and each district has one member in the House that it elects.

      So, if the people in Berman's district (a relatively tiny spot of California) don't have a problem with him, or the people who run against him aren't fantastic choices, he gets back in. He's been in for twenty years (no term limits on the House or the Senate) and inertia is on his side because of things like voter apathy and lack of knowledge about the issues. Then again, Berman could be a perfectly good representative for his electorate, given the locale.

      It would be hypocritical for most people to call you a stupid European, given the fact that only around a third actually bother to vote on average here in the states (and hypocritical for me because I know next to nothing about the European system -- aren't you ruled by a queen or something? :)

    4. Re:Stupid question... by mikeee · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Us guys, no. Congressional representation is based on winner-take-all votes for relatively small districts, rather than a proportinal system over larger areas.

      And Berman's district is essentially Hollywood. :p

    5. Re:Stupid question... by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      Yes, but not until the next election (obviously).

      The next election is in 2 weeks (5 Nov). He's a Rep., so he has to stand for election every 2 years. Unfortunately, Hollywood (or at least Universal Studios and possibly WB -- I think) is in his district, so why would they get rid of him?

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    6. Re:Stupid question... by bay43270 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm just a stupid European, but can't you guys just vote him off or something? If not, why not? Just curious...

      It wouldn't do any good. Say we wanted to vote him out so bad that we would vote for his opponent even though his opponent was an idiot too... or say his opponent died in a horrible accident. We still vote for his opponent. Berman looses the election. What happens in a democracy? The people win. America is a Republic, however. The loosing candidate in this case is appointed to an even more powerful office (Attorney General for example).

    7. Re:Stupid question... by Otter · · Score: 2, Informative
      Then again, Berman could be a perfectly good representative for his electorate, given the locale.

      As a former constituent of his (before my block got redistricted as a token white area in Julian Dixon's fiefdom), he's wildly popular. Not because his district includes "Hollywood" but because he votes on almost all issues the way his liberal Jewish and Latino constituents want.

      The reality is that his stance on P2P networks may be wildly important to people here, but it's low on the list of priorities of the overwhelming majority of voters. It's not out of the question that they're the emotionally healthy ones.

      Anyway, the real point is that while we can't vote him in or out of office, we do get to vote on some other representative who needs to pass those bills.

    8. Re:Stupid question... by plaidfishes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Its not a stupid question, it requires some *actual* knowledge of how american politics works.

      Howard Berman is the remaining guy of what used to be called the Waxman/Berman Machine. Essentially, this is the political machine that directs most of the Hollywood political contributions. There is no possiblity of him ever running in a district where he could lose and his finacial base is so strong that he could easily outspend any opponent 100 to 1. Berman is the conduit for a major portion of the party funds. He is literally undefeatable. And it is very much in the party interest to make sure the money keeps flowing so his invulnerability will remain for the forseeable future.

    9. Re:Stupid question... by geekee · · Score: 1

      Because he's a democrat and a democrat representing the San Fernando Valley can't lose.

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    10. Re:Stupid question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah 'we' can vote him out. But you have to live in the district he is a part of. So I am registered in northern california. My opinion that he is a piece of shit and should be sent to thailand, means absolutely nothing because I don't get to vote on him. The people who DO, are in hollywood. They WANT to bring down p2p and make it legal to attack people who are suspected of sharing copyrighted material. So he keeps his job because he is catering to the demands of the people who keep him in office. If it makes you feel any worse, my ISP Cox Communications will shut down my internet account if they find that I upload any material, and they find it may be infringing a copyright. Sigh. I'm @ school in arizona, and I can't get high speed internet anywhere else :(

    11. Re:Stupid question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he says he's a a democrat, but he is really just a commie bastard! I'm surprised no one has pasted his face on that one nazi pic w/ the flag...you usually see bush or gates on it..lol

    12. Re:Stupid question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Hollywood is on the east side the San Fernando Valley, adjacent to Burbank (which, coincidentally, is where Disney studios is based). Interestingly enough, across from Hollywood (all the way on the west side of the Valley, as we residents call it), is Chatsworth, which is, of course, notorious for all the porn that is filmed in that area. So the further east you go, the bigger the uproar is about P2P hacking.

      So far, not a peep (no pun intended) from the porn industry. Porn sells more porn I guess..

  12. I think it's a great idea by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 5, Interesting
    In fact, let's expand on it: I'd like a bill passed that would let me slash people's tires if they speed on my street.

    What's the difference? It's just me damaging someone else's property because I feel they are violating my rights. Having the government mediate in disputes is so inefficient.

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  13. He's -gotta- be aware it's gonna piss people off. by Meat+Blaster · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Then again, it's not like he's really gonna have to worry about it. His #1 source of funding is TV/Movie/Music related, he's been in office since 1982, and while he's up for reelection he isn't facing any serious competition. How democratic.

  14. Now I understand .... by taniwha · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "Berman represents California's San Fernando Valley..."

    Which of course isn't so much Hollywood as it is porn .... he's not really worried so much about the Lord of the Rings 4" as he is "Debbie does Dallas #76" ... which is probabloy much more likely to be on some p2p network anyway ....

    1. Re:Now I understand .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummmm... You might want to check where Disney and Warner Bros and Universal are located before dismissing The Valley as not so much "Hollywood."

    2. Re:Now I understand .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      about the Lord of the Rings 4"

      Seeing how you don't have a starting " should I conclude you mean the Lord of The Rings' 4 inches? That's a pretty small tool, if you ask me...

    3. Re:Now I understand .... by aridhol · · Score: 1

      Not if you're a hobbit...

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  15. Bad precident. by jsav40 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ""Unfortunately, theft of copyrighted works is the predominant use of peer-to-peer networks today," French said. "Peer-to-peer networks are primarily used today for the unauthorized public distribution and reproduction of copyrighted works."

    If this legislation does go through imagine the potential impact on the open source movement...

    It will be all to easy to apply the same logic to Open Source developers/providers adding another avenue of attack to corporations that feel threatened by open source...

    1. Re:Bad precident. by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      mabye, but there is no way that copyright holders can say software is speech worth of copyright, but can be restricted to corperations only....I mean...it would be like saying we can not write a book and give it away, or build a video recorder in our garage and give it away, etc.

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    2. Re:Bad precident. by geekee · · Score: 1

      What a Karma Whore. Since when is open source code illegal?

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  16. well, what exactly is flawed? by tps12 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This legislation served an important purpose in pointing some things out to those of us who go through our lives wearing pink-tinted glasses (I mean optimists, not gay people).

    What it boils down to is that we anti-copyright crusaders have always maintained that digital "media" is just a bunch of 1's and 0's. A file is no more than a certain number, and how can one person or corporation own a number? To me, this has always been an extremely pursuasive argument. So now let's look at hacking over a network. What is it? Well, really it's just 1's and 0's being sent to your computer on the network. Some specific number, or series of numbers, is going to break your computer or make it impossible to use (DOS attack), but is the solution to outlaw that number altogether? In my opinion, the record industry shouldn't need this law, because all computer hacking should be legal.

    How could this work, though? Well, first of all, TCP/IP has got to go. It doesn't have any authentication or security built in to it, and it's obvious that it's flawed. We need to redesign the Internet and the protocol it uses, not just to increase the address space as is being done in IP2, but to make hacking technically impossible. Then, legislation or no, we will finally all be safe.

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    1. Re:well, what exactly is flawed? by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What it boils down to is that we anti-copyright crusaders have always maintained that digital "media" is just a bunch of 1's and 0's. A file is no more than a certain number, and how can one person or corporation own a number?

      Someone has recently discovered that there exists a prime number which, when parsed in a certain way, yields the source code to DeCSS. Since it is illegal to distribute DeCSS, people have begun distributing the prime number.

      If it becomes a passable defense that distributing a prime number can not be illegal, then all the P2P haxxors have to do is find prime numbers which can be parsed to yield Adobe Photoshop, Maya, Quake 3, or whatever.

      Simple.

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    2. Re:well, what exactly is flawed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This week's vocab words:

      1. prime
      2. parse
      3. passable
      4. h4x0r

      Please be prepared for the short quiz next Tuesday.

    3. Re:well, what exactly is flawed? by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > digital "media" is just a bunch of 1's and 0's. A file is no more than a certain number, and how can one person or corporation own a number?

      Exactly.

      And a novel is just a bunch of letters in a particular order.

      And a movie is just a bunch of images displayed in a particular sequence. The images, of course, are just a bunch of beams of colored light that are in a particular order.

      And a song is just a bunch of circles and sticks drawn on a handful of parallel lines.

      Hell, any product you can name is just a bunch of elemental atoms arranged in a particular formation.

      Reasoning like this is why the pro-IP lobby has gotten so out-of-hand.

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    4. Re:well, what exactly is flawed? by Meat+Blaster · · Score: 1
      How could this work, though? Well, first of all, TCP/IP has got to go. It doesn't have any authentication or security built in to it, and it's obvious that it's flawed.

      I agree. It's a little worrisome that hackers were able to reek havoc by attacking 7 of the 13 servers that make the rest of the Internet work, for example. It seems to me that the first place to clean house would be to make every node in the network responsible for authenticating the packets that pass through it -- no more anonymous DOS attacks!

      We need to redesign the Internet and the protocol it uses, not just to increase the address space as is being done in IP2, but to make hacking technically impossible. Then, legislation or no, we will finally all be safe.

      Anytime legislation is passed involving the Internet, it usually does more harm than good. I read a bit about the next generation of IP and while it's not going to make hacking impossible it is going to make it infinitely traceable. So this legislation is redundant.

    5. Re:well, what exactly is flawed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Land and houses are naturally scarce. Copies of ideas and expression are not.

      This, in slightly different terms, and with more surrounding context, is why Thomas Jefferson concluded that "ideas cannot, in nature, be a subject of property". Copyrights and patents are NOT deeds; they are optional incentives to be used to encourage people to contribute to society.

      The ability to express an arrangement of letters, or notes, or atoms doesn't really enter into it, unless that arrangement is so simple or obvious as to fail the qualifications for granting a copyright or a patent.

    6. Re:well, what exactly is flawed? by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean that seriously. DeCSS is only a few lines long, and Photoshop, at least, is hundreds of megabytes. It would be far from simple to find a prime number that represents it.

      The prime number thing for DeCSS is real, though. Don't have the link, but it was a previous story on Slashdot.

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    7. Re:well, what exactly is flawed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was with you up to this point: "make hacking technically impossible. Then, legislation or no, we will finally all be safe."

      Your use of absolutes are ... erm... optimistic. You can make hacking difficult, but not impossible. You can be safer or less safe, but you can not be "safe" except under limited conditions.

  17. Re:Finally... by phil+reed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Not doing something bad" is not the same as "doing something good".

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  18. Out of touch... by lynx_user_abroad · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Here's one of the more poignant quotes, showing just how far out of touch these people are:

    Unfortunately, theft of copyrighted works is the predominant use of peer-to-peer networks today," French said. "Peer-to-peer networks are primarily used today for the unauthorized public distribution and reproduction of copyrighted works.

    In one sense, every communication between two systems is peer-to-peer, including everything from getting email to browsing the web. Unless you want to call one of the systems a "server", and then I guess it's okay.

    It seems to me that a peer-to-peer network exists whenever one system talks to another. Are VOIP telephones part of a p2p net? Do I own a peer-to-peer network when I print to my printer? What if I print to the parallel port?

    So, when my computer sync's my calendar with my PDA, I guess I'm doing something bad?

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    1. Re:Out of touch... by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      umm e-mail, IM, the Web, etc, are NOT P2P...they are Client server.....But, I guess your right if you ignore definitions and make up a bunch of stuff to discribe a network.

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    2. Re:Out of touch... by geekee · · Score: 1

      I can't believe this got modded up. A peer-to-peer network specifically refers to file sharing networks like napster, gnutella, etc. Trying to redefine the term to cloud the issue is the stupidest arguement against this bill I've seen yet.

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    3. Re:Out of touch... by efficacymanUM · · Score: 1

      Perhaps we should then call it "server to server" networks. Then it wouldn't be illegal, since they could only attack p2p apps:P If they then extended it to server to server, well watch out! Although, thinking about it, the server to server network creates copies of copyrighted material (within the memory of the browser, caches, etc). Ah well, guess im just another techie realizing how silly this proposed law truly is.

    4. Re:Out of touch... by lynx_user_abroad · · Score: 1
      ... e-mail, IM, the Web, etc, are NOT P2P...they are Client server...

      I guess that just shows how a difference in perception can result from a difference in heritage. You may be right that most of these are (or are considered to be) client/server, but almost none of them have to be.

      The email system I grew up with (sendmail on UNIX) was always designed around peer to peer communication. Email was sent directly from my host to your host, and stored there until you logged into your account and read the mail with your MUA. Of course this depends on my host and your host being always up, always on, always connected systems.

      Instead of IM, we had talkd, which was peer to peer. Some people today still don't realize that you can look at files on your own computer using your web browser, even if you aren't running IIS or apache. (Who's the client and who's the server there?).

      Nowadays, everyone thinks of email as something where you use your Outlook client to create the message on someone's Exchange server, where it's then sent to soneone elses' Exchange server for me to read with my Outlook client. (That, or it's created in a web client connected to the Hotmail server...)

      This appears to have come about with the advent of low-powered, low cost "work stations" which were not always well maintained and therefore could not always be guaranteed to be up and available. It's kinda strange; we finally have inexpensive always-up network connections, cheap hardware which is powerful enough for low-bandwidth jobs like email and operating systems which can maintain multi-month uptimes. So what do we do? Convert everything to the client/server model where you can't send a message to your friend without AOL's server knowing about it.

      A server is generally considered to be an "always up, always available" host; the same is not true of a client. No one (but you) will be inconvenienced if you decide to shut down your client, but someone might be inconvenienced if I shut down my server.

      Or maybe that's the true difference between people who use UNIX and people who use Windows: UNIX people see their machines as ialways-up servers, Windows people see their machines as temporarily up clients.

      Also, a client always knows who it's server will be before the session begins (because it initiates the session), a server does enjoy the same luxury. It does not know who it's clients will be before the session is initiated. It also strikes me as interesting how the most damaging viruses in the world are client machines which have been turned into servers.

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      The thing about things we don't know is we often don't know we don't know them.

  19. What what what? by VitrosChemistryAnaly · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I first read the headline I thought it said "Batman Retreats, But Only To Regroup"

    Then I realized that it couldn't be true 'cause Batman never retreats.

    Okay now that that's over it's time for me to actually read the article. Check for intelligent post later

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    1. Re:What what what? by BabyDave · · Score: 4, Funny
      I'd criticise you, but I read the last sentence of the article as
      Hopefully, the second time around will make it clear that the idiot is flawed, not just the text."
      so who am I to judge?
    2. Re:What what what? by banks · · Score: 1

      Good god, but i'm glad i'm not the only person who saw the article title that way. It's nice to see i'm not the only superhero-name-hallucinating slashdotizen.

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    3. Re:What what what? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      What makes you think you misread it??!

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  20. Be Very Afraid... by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From the article:
    "All fair use is not piracy, but neither is all piracy fair use," Mehlman said.
    NO fair use is piracy, that's why it's called FAIR use! The two are mutually exclusive...either you're breaking the law, or you aren't. This is not a good sign. If assistant Secretary of Commerce doesn't understand this, what hope do we have for the general public?
    1. Re:Be Very Afraid... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh, I suspect Melman understands the difference perfectly well; he, Berman, Valenti, Rosen, et bloody al are hoping that everyone else won't. If they can start blurring the distinction in people's minds (which is kind of like blurring the distinction between war and peace, freedom and slavery, or up and down -- but those have never been too hard to sell either) then Berman's bill and other repulsive pieces of legislation will become more acceptable. These people are smart. Never forget that. Evil, worthless, useless -- but smart.

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    2. Re:Be Very Afraid... by Have+Blue · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't forget that no piracy is fair use either. That's something to keep in mind no matter which side of the argument you are on.

    3. Re:Be Very Afraid... by Milo+Fungus · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Yeah, that line jumped out at me too. That was either a thoughtless wording or a betrayal of more evil schemes to come. We shall soon find out.


      This is exactly the sort of definition meddling that propagandists have used for as long as propaganda has existed. The word "hacker" has been effectively redefined to include a connotation of devious intentions. The word "gay" has been redefined to refer to homosexualality. "Peer-to-peer filesharing" has been redefined by the IP industry as thievery and piracy. Now it appears that they would like to redefine "fair use" and "piracy" as a sort of overlapping venn diagram, with a middle ground which is actually both piracy and fair use. Then they can say, "If fair use includes piracy, then it must be bad." And the uninformed will say, "Hey, that makes sense. Down with Fair Use!" L. Lessig will then have to add another 10 min to his presentations explaining why the intersection of fair use and piracy = 0.


      Let's hope it was merely a thoughtless wording...

    4. Re:Be Very Afraid... by dcgaber · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't be so quick to dismiss Ass't Sec. Mehlman. He is a very sharp guy, and has a good background in tech.

      I was not at this event, but I was told that he made the case that the content folks are going way overboard, specifically bringing up the example of amazing DVD sales for Monster's Inc when this movie has been floating on the Internet since its theatrical release. These are the types of comments we need from our government officials. So if he said that, I assume it is as a rhetorical device and not a legal construction (keep in mind, an action can be fair use or piracy depending on the context). That Monsters Inc. example is great, very similar to the Dear Colleague Letter (letters members of Congress send around to all other offices) deploring the record piracy of spider man before the theatrical release, and leaving out the crucial fact of how it broke ALL box office records.

      The pro-consumer community can rattle this off all day long, but when we start hearing it from our government, it lets the RIAA/MPAA know that they do not have a free pass to spread their rhetorical nonsense (or if you prefer...bald faced lies).

      Damn, now by commenting, I forfeit all rights to mod this discussion, what a stupid policy!

    5. Re:Be Very Afraid... by Bandito · · Score: 1

      All fair use is not piracy, but neither is all piracy fair use," Mehlman said.

      I think you misread the statement.

      All fair use is not piracy == Fair use is not piracy.

      neither is all piracy fair use == Piracy is not fair use.

      What's the problem?

    6. Re:Be Very Afraid... by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 2

      I think you misread the statement.

      All fair use is not piracy == Fair use is not piracy.

      neither is all piracy fair use == Piracy is not fair use.

      What's the problem?


      The problem is that the clause "All fair use is not piracy" is most reasonably interpreted as

      "The set of all things that are fair use contains both things that are piracy and things that are not."

      and not as

      "The set of all things that are fair use does not contain any elements that are piracy."

      If they really wanted to convey the first idea, they should have said
      "No fair use is piracy, nor piracy fair use."
      or even better IMO, keep it a simple sound byte;
      "piracy is not fair use."

      I think they want people to believe there are some cases when fair use is piracy,
      but they don't want to just say that because it it's obviously false.
      Then again, maybe they're just stupid.

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  21. falling behind.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    when will our government realize that listening to the recording industry, and passing bills like the DCMA is holding us back, as more and more of our digital rights are infringed upon, while the rest of the world is allowed to advance. Ancent law is not the answer to modern technology, where the good of such laws is far outweighed by the crippling effect it has upon us.

  22. Future scenaio... by jaredcoleman · · Score: 1

    Song goes into public domain... (ok, hypothetical) Remade and marketed by different big label... Congress retroactively extends copyrights 1000 years... Previous holder free to hack the label and RIAA... No more RIAA...

    1. Re:Future scenaio... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is impossible. Under copyright law, assuming the rights holder is not a corporation, but a person, they could never hack the RIAA, because their work would never enter into the public domain until 70 years AFTER their death. Pretty rediculous.

  23. Constitution? by jaybird144 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I may be wrong, but isn't this some form of "unreasonable search and seizure"? I don't think that any music company should be allowed to practice vigilante justice, no matter how many of their copyrighted works are in jeopardy - especially if it violates my fourth amendment rights.

    1. Re:Constitution? by cptgrudge · · Score: 1

      These people like to do that. It's already happening.

      Look through past /. articles. You'll see tons of references.

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    2. Re:Constitution? by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, the internet is a public forum by definition.

      The analogy would be selling/buying heroin in an open air drug market, out on the street. If a cop happens to be standing there watching you, the information he gathers is perfectly legitimate, even though he is not involved in the transaction.

      If the sale goes down in your living room, and the cop is peeking through the window - then it's thrown out in court.

      Of course the 4rth amendment protects you from the state, not from private interests.

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    3. Re:Constitution? by Odinson · · Score: 2
      You and your cused logic.

      It was going to be so fun. Like a big treasure hunt.

      I'm puting an orginal copyrighted haiku in all my server ident and hello strings. You know just in case they change their minds.

    4. Re:Constitution? by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      "Of course the 4th amendment protects you from the state, not from private interests."

      Which is, of course, the whole problem with Berman's legislation. The FBI has pretty much zero interest (and far insufficient resources) in arresting the zillions of individual p2p'ers in the nation, and has no access to zillions more around the world. So, the RIAA/MPAA want the ability to do what the government cannot.

      One of the many problems with this? Where is the oversight? If a cop peeks through your window to see a drug deal going down, it's an invasion of your privacy, and the evidence generally gets thrown out in court. But where is the court to judge whether the RIAA/MPAA/other copyright holders have overstepped their bounds? In fact, Berman's legislation removes virtually all capability for public oversight through the courts, by restricting available information on RIAA/MPAA methods (an anti-FOIA clause), and by requiring that complainants go through DoJ in order to enter their case into court.

      There's also that part where the legislation would allow a thug from the RIAA/MPAA to enter your house (as long as he doesn't break the lock/doorjamb) and cut the power cord to your computer, as well as other miscellaneous reparable damage that doesn't exceed $50. Goodbye network card, power cord, patch cable, and keyboard, any of which could be construed to be instrumental in the sharing of files on your machine.

    5. Re:Constitution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The RIAA is not a cop. This is like the RIAA runnig around shooting people it suspects to be drug dealers.

  24. Funny but not correct... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Berman is not the one who wants to outlaw musical car horns. That would be Hollings.

    Berman just wants the right to _physically_ attack somebody else's musical car horn since it is disseminating copyrighted works.

    A.

  25. Yeah, right... by Nigtron · · Score: 0, Insightful

    A problem with things like this is that they get several tries at it. The first one is almost always outragous; then they use that as a measuring stick. Finally they start adjusting down and eventually they get a bill that passes.

    It doesn't matter if it's a bad idea... What matters is that the congressman gets his way or not. There's ego, money, and power involved and the responsibilites to the citizens. (Guess which of the three is most important to the congressman!)...

  26. Berman retreats by WalletBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's about time Berman gets taken to task. Trek has been awful for years under his reign.

  27. Well by Nigtron · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Since he admits that in its current form there is no way the bill would be passed, what would have to be changed to be passed?

    The article hints that one of the problems might be a lack of clearly defined techniques could be used to fight a P2P node.

    Are there any valid techniques, at least valid as far as congress would be concerned to fight individual nodes, or the P2P networks themselves that could be used to fight against supposed violations of this bill?

    Also, does this bill specify what proof if any has to exist before these attacks could take place? Could you sue someone excerising the powers give by this if it did get passed?

  28. Batman! by ljaguar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Am I the only who read

    Batman Retreats, But Only To Regroup?

    "Holy low self-esteem batman! I'm a side kick in my own fantasy!"

  29. Has Anyone Ever Noticed.... by Tsali · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... that whenever someone brings one of these types of articles up regarding fair use that you never hear anyone on the other side of the debate?

    No one. I can't find it, unless they are modded down to oblivion.

    Maybe no one really likes it and the big corporate types don't visit Slashdot.

    (ponder)

    --
    This space for rent.
    1. Re:Has Anyone Ever Noticed.... by jimsum · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Who is going to argue against fair use?

      Who thinks it isn't OK to record a CD you own onto a cassette so you can listen to it in your car? Or onto an MP3 player so you can listen on the bus?

      Who thinks they shouldn't be able to make a backup copy? That it would be better if you had to buy a new copy if you lose the original?

      I find it hard to believe that anyone would think that they would be better off giving up their rights so that a big company can make more profits at their expense.

      Now, there are those that argue that PIRACY is bad, or even that piracy is so bad that eliminating fair use is a reasonable solution. I think the reason you don't see more people arguing these points is that there is no evidence that they are true -- quite the contrary.

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      -- Pot is safer than Beer
  30. Crap-flooding works by phorm · · Score: 2

    would say the best technique would be poisining the p2p with what looks like legit files

    This actually happens quite often, works fairly effectively too I would think. I stopped bothering to download newer movies for awhile as I got tired of the fake crap. However, I also stopped buying the DVD's once they came out because I didn't get to preview whether it was crap or not.

    Guess we both lose out. Hmm, image that.

  31. I think it sounds like a lot of fun by Error27 · · Score: 5, Funny

    A Wild West aproach to internet justice would be great.

    Instead of throwing lawsuits around just bring in the programmers and attack the networks with technology. This way if you want to create a network all you need is a few great ideas and some determination... As it is p2p programmers must compete against corporations based on how much they can pay a lawyer.

    Unfortunately, I suspect doubt p2p programmers will not be allowed to automate counter attacks against attackers...

    So basically the idea is crap until that gets changed.

    PS. One idea that's related to this is that we could solve minor disagreements between parties by giant robot battles. This would save millions in tax payer dollars.

    1. Re:I think it sounds like a lot of fun by zurab · · Score: 2

      A Wild West aproach to internet justice would be great.

      It actually may be in a way. If this guy could have a similar right by law to launch a DoS attack on eBay for falsely accusing him of stealing someone else's copyright and thereby depriving him of potential revenues... ah wait... it's "We, the Corporations" not "We, the People".

      I'm not saying this is the solution; just saying corporations get protection, ordinary people get crap!

  32. Why is one industry's problem another's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm confused. I'm not big on corporations or industry groupings, but even from pro-corporate types, this calls into some fundamental questions on the fairness within a marketplace.

    From the aticle:

    'Striking a middle-of-the-road tone, Mehlman urged Hollywood and Silicon Valley "to cooperate" over finding technological solutions to protect copyrighted content without additional government intervention. "All fair use is not piracy, but neither is all piracy fair use," Mehlman said.'

    This hints at a threat, however small. DRM or else.

    How did one industry's problem become the other? CDs are inherently hackable. They are released by the copyright/media trade associations. Some of them are protected under trade secrets or licensed. DVDs were released with flaws that were cracked by teenagers (not that teenagers are not brilliant, just that they were not privy to industry secrets when they did this).

    Normally, if you put out a flawed product, that's the originator's problem and liability to handle.

    The technology companies did not release these flaws products. So why is it their responsibility to bear the weight, both financial and legal, to fix the flaws or find solutions to get around flaws that another group introduced (some knowingly)?

    While I understand laws like these is the nature of politics, but this is utterly fucked up. If the law passes, marketplace accountability goes out the door (again). One industry gets hammered by another bigger industry.

    ERISA was to protect employee benefits yet yielded a nasty turn with HMOs. Luxury taxes wanted to stick it to the rich yet destroyed the yachting industry, which the US has never recovered. Isn't this another law of unintended consequences which is going to really benefit no one? (even the RIAA, because people just won't want music anymore if they can't play it on what they want to; I don't use P2P networks, but I haven't bought a CD for like nearly 2 years because I'm watching them fight over this crap)

  33. Witch Hunt? by DSL-Admin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Am I the only one who sees the similarity to the modern Anti-Terrorism Plan and the old Salem Witch Hunts? Now they have hotlines and numbers to call in if you suspect some one is involved in Terrorist Activities, or other likewise mischief. So, how are we, the supposed great nation, going to fall back to the Witch Hunts by fingering somebody a Terrorist.... Hey!, I saw that guy wearing a white robe, he's a terrorist.. I saw that lady acting suspicous,, she's an Al-Qaida member.... We were all tought of the attrocities in Salem and other locations for supposed Witches, and now we are doing the same thing again.. How many innocent people have been killed by Terrorism this year, last year, all years?.. How many innocents will be killed, or imprisoned for life because of Anti-Terrorism?? Hopefully our elected officials will be wise enough to see what's going on, and to stop accusing everything of being a "Terrorist" network or activitiy.

  34. That's just standard negotiation by shreak · · Score: 4, Informative

    That's not corruption or ego or anything else.

    Him: I'll sell you this car for $1000000
    Me: That's outrageous! I'll take it for $1
    Him: That's nuts!
    Me: Maybe we should find a middle ground.

    For the current topic:

    Their congressman: If we think someone is pirating, we get to burn down their house and roast their children over the embers!
    Our congressman: You're loopy. Anyone can copy, modify, distribute and profit from anything anywhere anytime for any reason and needs no permission whatsoever from anyone.
    Their congressman: Gak! Anarchist!
    Our congressman: Maybe we should find a middle ground.

    1. Re:That's just standard negotiation by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 3, Funny

      ok,

      middle ground: in order to copy and distribute anything you want, you have to burn down your house and roast your children over the embers.

      --



      I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
    2. Re:That's just standard negotiation by gentlewizard · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Elegantly put. Wish I had mod points today.

      The technique of introducing "straw man" legislation to see how it plays is not a bug, it's a feature. It's how the system is designed to operate, in a dialog of discovering what's important to each of the constituencies involved. At best, creative win-win solutions emerge. At worst, watered down compromises. In the middle, no action is taken and we try again next year.

      Politics isn't evil, it's life.

      Unfortunately, it's only taken me 40 years or so to figure this out...

    3. Re:That's just standard negotiation by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 2

      Two children were walking down the street when they both spotted a cake on the sidewalk.

      The first child said "I saw it first, I should get the whole cake."

      The second child said "No, we found it together, we should split it 50/50".

      Then an adult happened by and suggested a compromise.
      The first child should get 3/4 of the cake, and the second 1/4.

      -- this is not a .sig

    4. Re:That's just standard negotiation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Politics is evil when one side is demanding completely unreasonable things, and when the term "compromise" is really just a cover for a demand of appeasement.

      POLITICIAN: "I demand you surrender your rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, and all the protections of the Constitution and Bill of Rights."

      CITIZEN: "NO!"

      POLITICIAN: "Then let's 'compromise' by just taking away your right to criticize me."

    5. Re:That's just standard negotiation by ChadN · · Score: 2

      And the next time, the first kid gets 7/8 and the second gets 1/8.

      And the next time, the first kid gets 15/16 and the second gets 1/16.

      etc...

      --
      "It's overkill, of course. But you can never have too much overkill." - Anonymous Slashdot Coward
    6. Re:That's just standard negotiation by sacrilicious · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To recite a parable from Raymond Smullyan (and retold by Douglas Hofstadter): Two boys are fighting over a piece of cake. Billy says he wants it all, Sammy says they should divide it equally. An adult comes along and asks what's wrong. The boys explain, and the adult says, "You should compromise -- Billy gets three quarters, Sammy gets one quarter".

      Sadly, this is the state of current politics: that the outrageous claims are considered right alongside the fair-spirited ones.

      .

      --
      - First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then ???, then profit.
  35. Won't work by phorm · · Score: 2

    If it becomes a passable defense that distributing a prime number can not be illegal

    The parser would likely be an application (not being done manually), and then made illegal instead.

    1. Re:Won't work by alcmena · · Score: 2

      How exactly would it be illegal though? You pass in a number, any number, and it spits out a bunch of bytes. By itself, the parser does absolutely nothing illegal. The only thing that can be illegal is the parser with the number. So just distribute them in two different places. Interestingly, you could try saying something to the effect of: "Download the parser here. By the way, it is illegal to enter the number 8473487123761348761984614 into the parser."

  36. It' s a simple matter of anal numerical extraction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Translation: they pull the figures out of their asses)

  37. Bug report for US government version 1.0 by lazlo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In general, I'd have to say we've got a fairly cool system of government. The constitution is really clever in many ways, and the ideas that the US were founded on were definitely revolutionary. But, like any complex-but-good idea, there are problems in the first few drafts. One of those is this:

    The Constitution of the United States of America is, by its own declaration, the supreme law of the land. It defines, among other things, the Supreme Court to be the highest court in the land. So one would suspect that if a person were to be found by the highest court in the land to have violated, beyond a shadow of a doubt, with willful premeditation, that supreme law of the land, that the punishment they would be sentenced to would be severe in the extreme.

    One would be wrong.

    Take, as an excellent example, the first ten amendments to the Constitution, often referred to as the Bill of Rights. They are powerfully and clearly worded. They say such things as "Congress shall make no law which..." and "The Right of the People [...] shall not be infringed." But what if congress does make such a law? What if the rights of the people are infringed? It happens all too often. There are laws passed by congress that clearly and blatantly ignore these amendments. In many ways, it's much like civil disobedience, but somewhat different. I shall call it federal disobedience. Sometimes these violations are so obvious that they are seen to be so not only by me and every other citizen, but by the Supreme Court itself. And the people who originally perpetrated this crime, the senators and congressmen who proposed, supported, amended, and ultimately voted to accept these laws are not held accountable. They are not fined. They are not imprisoned. They are not prevented in any way from committing the same crime again. They are left in the position that they started in, with the full means, motive, and opportunity to become repeat offenders. If I were to break a local parking ordinance, I might have to pay $50 or so. If, on the other hand, I get myself elected to public office, and once in that public office, if I blatantly disobey the supreme law of the land, the fine that I face is exactly nothing. That is horribly, horribly wrong.

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    Pound! Bang! Bin! Bash! is this a shell script or a Batman comic?
    1. Re:Bug report for US government version 1.0 by Dannon · · Score: 2

      Indeed, Congress does make such laws. And, in theory, there should be three 'stops' on Congress overstepping their power.

      First, there's the People. We have the power to vote Bad Legislators out of Congress every two years. The problem here is that there's no shortage of voters who are lazy, ill-informed, easily hoodwinked, or just incompetent. And I haven't even gotten into corruption at the ballot box.

      Then, we've got the President, who has the power to veto any bill that comes his way. Unfortunately, for this to work, the President has to have a strong interest in upholding the Constitution. An interest above and beyond any desire he may have to increase his personal stock of political credit or power. Also, Congress has a habit of getting bad laws passed as 'riders' on legislation that's good, or even downright necessary.

      Finally, there's the Judiciary. As you say, the Constitution is worded very clearly on matters of personal rights. Politicians have found a way around this, though, as well. Since the days of FDR, at least, it's become a tactic for 'progressives' and 'activists' who view the Constitution as an unnecessary obstacle to push for the appointment of 'progressive' judges. Judges who have no qualms about interpreting the law to say something it doesn't actually say. With the cooperation of such a judge, laws can be twisted in ways that no elected government official would dare try.

      As you say, the Constitution is the Supreme law of the land. But it's a unique sort of law. Rather than binding the people, the intent of the framers was to both create and bind government in the same document. There are only three crimes mentioned in the original Constitution for which an individual can be tried: counterfeit, piracy (Arrr!), and treason.

      Every elected representative takes an oath to serve and protect the nation, and to uphold the Constitution. If you ask me, the breaking of this oath is, in itself, an act which may be called treason. But for all crimes, before someone can be held accountable, someone has to call them on it.

      So, how many of us are going to hold our representatives to their oaths this Nov. 5th? We'll have to see.

      --
      Good judgment comes from experience.
      Experience comes from bad judgment.
    2. Re:Bug report for US government version 1.0 by kindbud · · Score: 2

      Since the days of FDR, at least, it's become a tactic for 'progressives' and 'activists' who view the Constitution as an unnecessary obstacle to push for the appointment of 'progressive' judges. Judges who have no qualms about interpreting the law to say something it doesn't actually say. With the cooperation of such a judge, laws can be twisted in ways that no elected government official would dare try.

      That's why I am glad the Democrats are stalling the nominations for the conservative activist judges Bush wants to appoint, the ones that want to roll back the clock to the 18th century. At least the Dems are sticking up for this.

      --
      Edith Keeler Must Die
  38. It's just a job... by dcavanaugh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Berman works for his employers (the entertainment industry), who have him stationed in Washington, almost like a consultant/outsourcing kind of deal.

    His job is to push custom-designed legislation, as designated by his employer. He may realize it's dead-on-arrival. He scores brownie points for making the sales pitch, even if he can't "close the deal".

    Think of your job. Haven't we all been involved in some sort of management-led initiative that we were less-than-thrilled about? I can think of a handful of instances, and I shed no tears when such things crash and burn.

    Berman, Fritz, and others are paid to push these "suicide bomber" initiatives, in search of a "compromise" that is pretty much the real target to begin with.

    Personally, I can't wait for the first wave of P2P vigilantes. The reprisals ought to be spectacular. The whole concept of a technologically-challenged industry battling against the world's top hackers is like Saddam Hussein sending the Iraqi navy to invade New York City. The RIAA battleship will be on the ocean floor, US law regarding the Internet will be as meaningless as a UN resolution, the net result being freedom through anarchy.

    1. Re:It's just a job... by wiswaud · · Score: 2, Interesting

      NOOOOOOO!!!!

      That's just _WRONG_, it's so wrong!

      The entertainment industry execs each get ONE (1) vote because they each are one citizen, not 1e6 because they each gave 1e6 $$$ to the campaign!!!

      Who are his employers????
      It's the people, stupid!!!!!!

      This is so wrong.

      Don't reply telling me "you're an idealist, THIS is how it really works". I know, i know it does! Your comment reflects the implied reality of the situation, but the paragraph comparing it to our job is SO bad... there's no way you can even suggest that it's the same thing, there's no way the congressman should be allowed to think like that, and you shouldn't encourage him.
      We _are_ being paid by our employers. If the employer does something truely illegal, you should report him, but sometimes, true, we might do something borderline shaky that we don't approve. But it's the job, and he's paying us.
      But the officials are paid by us, by taxes. The industry pays taxes too, true, but the officials aren't elected with votes proportional to taxes paid, they're elected by votes coming from every citizen who does vote.

      This bill is so wrong, i wouldn't know where to start; there just isn't ANY way it can be spun to show that it's needed for the economy or to protect you americans.

      I'm from Montreal, so what do i care?
      If those sorts of bills pass down south, the pression will be tremendous up here too.
      +, i care about you :)

      I'm sure you don't think it's ok, no more than i do, and i'm not implying you sold your soul... i just had to react to how wrong it felt reading your comment :)

    2. Re:It's just a job... by dcavanaugh · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately, I'm not so sure any of this is illegal. Getting campaign contributions from the widget industry association and then proposing laws that are favorable to the producers of widgets is not a crime.

      None of this is new -- it has been going on for centuries. Perhaps not so blatant as today's situation, but the sleaze is practically a tradition.

      The voters could take back the power if they were so motivated. Then again, apathy is what creates the vacuum that is filled by contributions and requests from special interests.

      Most people will vote for the candidate with the slickest 30-second commercial. Once we get smart enough to see past that and begin to care about the issues, we could start with campaign reform and go from there. Too bad we are so dumb.

      To understand my comparison to the world of work, you must realize that I work in management. As such, I often make deals. Many times, to get cooperation from others, I have to agree to things that I would rather not agree to. Sometimes, I feel lousy about what I agree to do, but the reality is I get something in return. You either play the game and try to make a difference, or firmly stand for your principles every single time and get stonewalled by your opponents, thus accomplishing nothing. Maybe there is some issue that Berman cares about. Perhaps he "throws a bone" to the entertainment industry to stay in office and "fight the good fight" for some other worthy cause. It's not completely impossible for him to think "Gee, no matter what Congress does, music will eventually be shared and the Internet will eventually be free. I can keep myself in office and push for health care, tax relief, and school prayer if I simply agree to some wacky stuff that even if it passes will quicky become meaningless." On the other hand, maybe Berman, Fritz, and associates really are as sleazy as they look.

  39. Big Business is finally shoved back, a bit by boy_afraid · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It is very rare that Big Business is shoved back, just a bit, with all of their arogant lobbyists. The people have won, for now. I just hate it when the richest people make decisions for the rest of us.

  40. Pr0n Fernando Valley by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He represents my valley? No wonder why we can't secede...we have idiots representing us!

    He's like...a total moron. :P

  41. My opinion... by jaredcoleman · · Score: 1

    The farthest I can see this law going is allowing the copyright holder (RIAA) to monitor the P2P traffic and log it as evidence to be submitted to authorities. It will never get passed if it allows actual vigilantism.

  42. assuming that this asshat is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    around next year, when is he up for re-election ?

  43. Re:Stupid question...5 Nov -great day for election by Alain+Williams · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We, in the UK, will be celebrating that on 5 Nov 1605 Guy Fawkes tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament ... a failure that we still, occasionally, regret :-)

  44. Sounds good to me by Faggot · · Score: 1, Troll

    Am I the only one who sees the similarity to the modern Anti-Terrorism Plan and the old Salem Witch Hunts?

    Oh, surely not. Plenty of people see it. There are differences though. During the Witch Trials people were crazy because they were poisoned with rye fungus, something the people knew nothing about. But today, it's Islam that's poisoning people's minds, and we know plenty of ways to take care of it so it doesn't get to the point of indiscriminately burning people alive.

    Sure, there are plenty of innocent followers of Islam, just like there are plenty of music/software pirates who are otherwise good people. But instead of ignoring the source of a problem, a very real problem which is killing people every day, why not meet it head-on? It's no secret that most terrorists today are Islamic. 9/11, all the suicide bombings in Israel, Islamic Chechens holding 700 innocent godless Russians in a theater, the recent sniper attacks... to ignore the unifying factor is to ignore the truth. Something must be done, and I am glad that there are people in power in this country who aren't afraid to start somewhere.

    --

    But what do I know. I'm just looking for anonymous gay sex.

  45. game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds like a fun game to me.

  46. I LOVE the idea of empowering hackers by bugnuts · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Imagine a hacker posts on a newsgroup or web page something about RIAA and includes many notices that this document may not be stored or used by RIAA. RIAA reads it.

    Hacker attempts to retrieve his copyrighted material by disrupting communications to/fro RIAA computers using a DDOS. If he's caught, he uses this as a defense.

    1. Re:I LOVE the idea of empowering hackers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i like this idea also, i figure if the congress wants to play games passing laws on something they DON'T own, then people should play games with what they pass.

  47. Great Analogy by OzPhIsH · · Score: 1

    This is a GREAT analogy to use when considering this bill. Authorizing criminal activity to prevent/counter other criminal activity is only going to result in MORE law breaking, not less. We've all heard that two wrongs don't make a right, and it's no different in this situation. Authorizing large Media Corporations to hack Joe Users box because he is 'suspected' of illegally distributing is an absurd solution to this 'problem.'

    --

    "To lead the people, you must walk behind them"

    1. Re:Great Analogy by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      We've all heard that two wrongs don't make a right, and it's no different in this situation.

      Unless they're going by the Richard Nixon rule: if two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

      --
      Slashdot: Failed Car Analogies. Amateur Lawyering. Anecdote Battles.
    2. Re:Great Analogy by AnyoneEB · · Score: 1
      Unless they're going by the Richard Nixon rule: if two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
      It's three lefts that make a right, not three wrongs.
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      Centralization breaks the internet.
  48. That would mean alot of unjarred mayonnaise by burgburgburg · · Score: 2

    In fact, after a few hours in the sun, that might be the medium of attack itself. Spoiled Mayonnaise: The Ultimate Weapon(tm)

  49. Re:Parent Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi.

    "P2P" is a palindrome.

    That entire POEM is a palindrome.

    Mod accordingly.

  50. Free for All - The End of The Internet! wo0O0ot! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 3, Interesting
    AFAIK, everyone can be considered a copyright holder, just by posting here, writing out a grocery list, writing in a journal, humming a random tune, doodling on a napkin.

    If you were to put all the crap you make on a webpage like
    :www.mysecretpage.com/supersecreturl/DMCAviolato rs/cantreverseenginner.htm
    you could basically assume that some one had 'broken your security' and start searching p2p networks for anything called: index.html, picture.gif, song.mp3, ect.

    Then D0S everyone you see. They all *could* have your files.

    Yes, this is stupid. But that's what they want. Of course, it will be changed to 'Real' copyright owners (read XXAA) and exclude you, but hey, thats how Corporate Congress works.

  51. Enter Microsoft on a BIG white Horsey... by Frankenmoro · · Score: 1

    I can see it now. "Does anyone have any reasonable solutions, say, where silicon valley and Hollywood collaborate?" --Enter borg theme-- "We do! Just to make it strong, we made it out of Palladium -tm." Says the geeky rich guy with funny too-big glasses. And so, Microsoft came in and saved us all with their level-headed approach to the whole situation. Get ready...

  52. They buy them AFTER they're in office... by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 1

    Campaign contributions really kick in after you get into office. They pay for the next election or to encourage the incumbent.

    Also, if you look at how the money gets distributed they usually contribute to BOTH sides in the race. Disney doesn't really discriminate against Democrats or Republicans, they just want someone who will bring forth the "critical legislation" that their people write.

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    --- I wish I could hear the soundtrack to my life. That way I'd know when to duck.
  53. You've stolen my TV, so I'll burn your house! by albat0r · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why should they be allowed to make justice themself?
    Am I allowed to burn your house if you've stolen something from me?
    Even if you kill my wife & kids & parents I'm not allowed to do anything against you!

    I thought that the great justice system exist exactly for that.

    So some peoples are stealing their property? Sue them! Bring them to court! But please don't start shooting at them!

    If they can have the right to make their own justice, I want that right too!

  54. Not a good idea. by alhobbel · · Score: 1
    With the DMCA in mind, this bill would probably be so general it would be legal to hack away (with an axe, that is) at your neighbour because he copied the interior design of your house :-)

    I am excited already (did I mention my neighbour was a psycho?) Guess I'll have to redecorate a bit.

  55. One of Canada's finest Shakespearean actors ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 3, Funny
    Willian Shatner

    What does ...God...need with a starship?

    I ...Am ...KIROK!!!!

    Khan!!!
    Khannnnnn!!!
    Khannnnnnnnnn!!!

  56. When geeks attack! by Thud457 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    auuugh! (beating side of computer) Stupid troll, be more funny!
    There are only three books in "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy!
    To whit:
    1. "The Fellowship of the Ring"
    2. "The Two Towers"
    3. "The Return of the King"



    (Don't you hate it when some anal-retentive geek totally ruins a joke by interperting it literally?)
    --

    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    1. Re:When geeks attack! by aridhol · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      Actually, each book of the trilogy consists of two books. Usually numbered 1-6, these books actually have names:
      1. The Ring Sets Out
      2. The Ring Goes South
      3. The Treason of Isengard
      4. The Ring Goes East
      5. The War of the Ring
      6. The End of the Third Age
      These are the titles of the books in the 7-book Millenium set (the 7th book contains the appendices and index)
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      I can't say that I don't give a fuck. I've just run out of fuck to give.
    2. Re:When geeks attack! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah but you're not thinking like George Lucas, are you?

      You see, FotR is really part 4. They will no doubt be making prequels based on the Silmarilion/Hobbit.

      Besides, if you really want some anal-retentive geek to totally ruin the joke, one (not me, of course) might point out that "The Lord of the Rings" is but one book which typically comes packaged in three separate volumes. Tolkien himself was adamant that it was not a trillogy.

    3. Re:When geeks attack! by taniwha · · Score: 1

      I know there's no #3 .... which was exactly whay I put in #4 - the tacky sequel that always ruins the series .... (oh wait I guess that might be "the Hobbit" - so maybe not)

  57. Great idea! by PhxBlue · · Score: 2

    Enforce the fireworks laws and reduce overpopulation in one fell swoop! I like it!

    --
    !#@%*)anks for hanging up the phone, dear.
  58. Huh? by PhxBlue · · Score: 2

    How is this "informative"? It gives absolutely no information as to how legislation against peer-to-peer networking would impact Open Source developers or providers. Seriously, did RedHat start using Kazaa to distribute its ISOs while I wasn't paying attention?

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    !#@%*)anks for hanging up the phone, dear.
  59. Ya know. . . by PhxBlue · · Score: 2

    Maybe that's how Berman got elected in the first place. . . people just misread his name on the ballot. This is Hollywood we're talking about, after all. . .

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  60. herrings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a bill like this passes, it might behoove p2p'ers to start posting fake files that, while legal, will trigger whatever bots they set up to determine who's sharing their material. You know...

    My Song - That Guy (sorta like Twisted Sister meets Queen).mp3

    Sorta like the fake files they've seeded the networks with to fight piracy. Oh, what a tangled web we weave!

  61. This is wrong. by Rip!ey · · Score: 1

    But today, it's Islam that's poisoning people's minds.

    Islam is not poisoning peoples minds. People with poisoned minds use Islam as a vehicle to to propogate and justify their insanity. Thing is, if I look back in history, I could say that about many religions.

    People have the right to practice their religion of choice without being intimidated by those who do not share the same faith, let alone persecuted for it. In my country, religous freedom is considered a basic right.

    But instead of ignoring the source of a problem, a very real problem which is killing people every day, why not meet it head-on?

    Good idea. While we're at it, lets tackle some other problems in the same manner.

    How about all Catholics? Considering the number of documented cases of Catholic priests interfering with young children, this sounds reasonable to me. And since a lot of that has a direct relation to sodomy, why don't we just go after all the gay people out there as well, just to be on the safe side?

    Oh, hang on. I just noticed your /. user info. My apologies for that. That last bit was definitely uncalled for.

    Me shakes my head and cries. Why can't we all just get along? Live and let live. There is no other way.

    Go ahead and mod me down. I will not post this anonymously. What I'd like to know is, who the fsck modded the parent as insightful? Fscking flamebait more like it.

  62. Mmmm... manna from the pavement by realgone · · Score: 2

    Then a Slashdot poster happened by and said, "Dude, you're eating cake that someone dropped on the ground. What the hell is wrong with you people?!"

  63. Absolutely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't people in the 60s say rock and roll was evil and carried satanic messages when you played record backwords?

    1. Re:Absolutely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They did say that back in the 60's

      Rock and roll is still evil

      It still caries satanic messages both backwards and forwards.

      That explains why I like it.

  64. It's standard, but not just. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem is that one side of the debate isn't trying to get something completely unreasonable passed alongside the other unreasonable thing. What happens in reality is that one side asks for something unreasonable, and the other side says no. They then try something slightly-less unreasonable, and that works, because it's "good politics" to compromise (even if it isn't a compromise at all). Just because your first crazy offer wasn't accepted doesn't mean the result is a "creative win-win solution" or "watered down".

    You do realize that the DMCA is a watered-down version of what the media and technology companies really wanted, right? That the PATRIOT act is a watered-down version of what the Executive branch actually wanted, right? Are these your "watered down compromises"? This is the results of this "feature"?

    It is in fact a standard practice to ask for more than you want. Each time you come back with a slightly modified proposal, the more pressure you put on your opponent to accept it. It doesn't matter if each revision does nothing to make it more palatable -- eventually the politics mandate capitulation.

    And yes, that's life. But that doesn't mean it's good.

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    1. Re:It's standard, but not just. by gentlewizard · · Score: 2

      I agree that it sucks sometimes. It's the worst system out there... except for all the others.

      It's also designed for the long run. Those "unreasonable" proposals are reasonable to someone, or they wouldn't propose them. If they're unreasonable to enough people, they won't get passed. If they get passed today, they may get reversed later as people see just how unreasonable they were.

    2. Re:It's standard, but not just. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

      I agree that it sucks sometimes. It's the worst system out there... except for all the others.

      You shouldn't be dismissive about problems in a system because other systems also have problems. All you do is lose an opportunity for improvement.

      Those "unreasonable" proposals are reasonable to someone, or they wouldn't propose them.

      "Give me more of what I want" doesn't seem unreasonable at all for many people for arbitrarily large definitions of "more". Remember also that there have been many who think fascism is perfectly reasonable.

      If they're unreasonable to enough people, they won't get passed.

      That this is not true was entirely what my point was; things can get passed -despite- being unreasonable to many people through the magic of politics. There are other considerations involved, and you just have to know how to manipulate them.

      If they get passed today, they may get reversed later as people see just how unreasonable they were.

      The precedents for such are few and far between. It's easier to pass a law than repeal one. And "may get reversed" is sore consolation.

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  65. Per-missile Able by Iguanaphobic · · Score: 2

    The bill does not specify what techniques--such as viruses, worms, denial-of-service attacks, or domain name hijacking--would be permissible.

    1. Locate IP/Device in meatspace.
    2. Cruise Missile.

    Since this solution would use armaments supplied by United Defense, Bush would definately approve this solution. (His daddy would see to it)

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  66. benifits of overbearing fascistic monitoring. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, you guys are all overlooking the possible benifits of monitoring everything. We could require that all communication between government rulemakers and anyone else be in a public and open access network. We could require that all bill writers log-in to a source control law-writing system. We could track who puts what word or phrase into what law and make the system accountable.

    Oh, that was what they want for us, not for themselves. You can always tell a fascist because they demand of everyone else what they won't do themselves.
    For example: Laissez faire capitalists demand 'open' markets and 'free' trade. They want to put there money into foriegn countries and pull it out at a moments notice. This will often lead to financial collapse in third and second world countries. BUT when they put their money into their secret hedge funds, they follow rules that prohibit them from pulling their money out except within certain time-tables (agreed upon when they put their money in). They won't do for themselves what they demand of everyone else.

    Free trade is never free, it costs the poor very dearly.
    Laissez faire capitialism is UNFAIR.

    As a further example of how rediculous and destructive all of the deregulation of markets has been (deregulation of markets demanded, but not of P2P communication protocols), there is an interesting business in South America: converting automobiles to being bullet proof. The bankers and business people who go down there to set up their 'free' trade have to pay dearly to be safe because there is a very strong market in kidnapped rich people. So we see again how 'free' trade is not free.

    I know that I am off topic, but I am out of work and all the jobs that I used to do are now done in Bangalore. I sure as hell ain't going there.

  67. Here on the left coast by DannyO152 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Berman (and his brother) have been very influential forces in the Democratic party here in California for years. He represents an urban area which is generally considered liberal. Since his district is tailor-made for generally liberal Democrats, his only opponents are sacrificial Republicans and persons from other parties who cannot get elected because they are from marginal parties and marginal parties are virtually ignored by fundraisers and media outlets. (It's a Catch-22, it isn't right, but that's the way it is.) His constituents, a small percentage of whom work for media companies, are not going to turn this into a make or break issue. While Green or Peace and Freedom or Libertarian candidates may have a different take on DRM than Berman, a standard Republican candidate is going to side with DRM given the current political constellation. (Pardon yet more glibness, but Republicans hear and are very excited by the property part of IP.) I suspect that if fellow generally liberal Democrats (I guess I'd be one) write him to say that giving such unchecked power to big corporations is perhaps against the ideals of genrally liberal Democrats -- well, this may have more impact than saying blindly vote for the opponent. Well, maybe.

    1. Re:Here on the left coast by nurightshu · · Score: 2

      Giving "unchecked power to big corporations" may well be against the ideals of a certain percentage of voters. It is not, unfortunately, against the ideals of the big corporations who are thrusting fat sacks of cash into Berman's election warchest.

      Because I've been on a bit of a P.J. O'Rourke kick lately, I'll quote him for the third time in as many days: "Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." Same goes for giving political lobbying influence to people with lots of money.

      I'll stop myself here, before this becomes a rant.

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  68. Why does P2P always operate over TCP/IP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does P2P always operate over TCP/IP?

    P2P CAN be on a TCP/IP network, but there is no reason why you could not have a P2P system that uses some alternative protocol that is not known to outsiders. Such would be a true secret network that would be free from interference by outsiders. TCP/IP is just one of an infinity of possible network protocols.

    TCP/IP is great for sharing data but lousey at hiding data.

    1. Re:Why does P2P always operate over TCP/IP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could implement RFC-2459.

    2. Re:Why does P2P always operate over TCP/IP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good GOD the moderators are asleep today. Mod parent post regarding carrier pigeon protocol up! SHEESH!

  69. TCP/IP: Transport Control Protocol/Internet Protoc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IP means Internet Protocol.

    We can have alternative networks. The transport layer can be changed, and often is. For example we have eithernet and we also have ATM.

    It is just very convenient to translate them into IP, as that allows us to all write to that layer and free ourselves from worrying about moving the bits and bytes around.

    You can have a direct link over a serial connection, and it still makes sense to change it into IP in the machine.

    Unless you understand the seven layers of the networking model, then you can't really understand what to do for an alternative network. A lot of very smart people developed this over a period of very many years. For sharing a system on a network, TCP/IP works very well. It doesn't work for HIDING things.

    'inter' means 'between' in the sense of sharing. There is no reason that someone can't come up with a net protocol that would not let sharing happen as easily.

    Is there anyone stopping you? I can think of many different ways to connect machines. But the bottom line is: the seven layer model works very well and it doesn't make sense to develop a new network model for my uses. I don't care if you see what I am doing on the network. I can use encryption, and it does work pretty good.

    If you don't have anything to hide, then why worry. There is also that network that isn't a computer network: The postal service. Have you guys heard about phishhook.com?

  70. Re:Berman helping studios? They help themselves... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    States settle CD price-fixing case

    States settle CD price-fixing case

    By David Lieberman, USA TODAY

    NEW YORK - The five largest music companies and three of the USA's largest music retailers agreed Monday to pay $67.4 million and distribute $75.7 million in CDs to public and non-profit groups to settle a lawsuit led by New York and Florida over alleged price-fixing in the late 1990s.

    Attorneys general in the two states, who were joined in the lawsuit by 39 other states, said that the industry kept consumer CD prices artificially high between 1995 and 2000 with a practice known as "minimum-advertised pricing" (MAP).

    The settlement will go to all 50 states, based on population. Consumers may be able to seek compensation.

    Under MAP, the record companies subsidized ads by retailers in return for agreement by the stores to sell CDs at or above a certain price.

    "This is a landmark settlement to address years of illegal price-fixing," New York Attorney General Eliot Spitzer said in a statement. "Our agreement will provide consumers with substantial refunds and result in the distribution of a wide variety of recordings for use in our schools and communities."

    The companies, including Universal Music, Sony Music, Warner Music, Bertelsmann's BMG Music and EMI Group, plus retailers Musicland Stores, Trans World Entertainment and Tower Records, admitted no wrongdoing.

    The companies have not practiced the pricing agreement since 2000. At that time, they agreed in settling a complaint by the Federal Trade Commission that they would refrain from MAP pricing for seven years.

    Former FTC chairman Robert Pitofsky said at the time that consumers had been overcharged by $480 million since 1997 and that CD prices would soon drop by as much as $5 a CD as a result.

    In settling the lawsuit, Universal BMG and Warner said they simply wanted to avoid court costs and defended the practice.

    "We believe our policies were pro-competitive and geared toward keeping more retailers, large and small, in business," Universal said in a statement.

    Previously, the companies said that MAP was needed to protect independent music retailers from rising competition from discount chains such as Wal-Mart, Circuit City and Best Buy. They had slashed CD prices, below cost in some cases, in the hope that once consumers were in their stores they would buy other, more expensive products.

    The music companies said that MAP did not directly help them because it didn't affect wholesale prices. Retailers added that they needed support to keep prices up because their rents, particularly for stores in malls, were higher than the discount chains.

    Lately, several record companies have cut prices on some CDs, particularly for new acts, to counter the continuing industry slump. Album sales are off nearly 11% this year compared with the same period in 2001, according to Nielsen SoundScan.

  71. Slashdotter from District 28 of CA in the house... by MsGeek · · Score: 5, Informative
    The trouble is, Berman might as well be running unopposed. His Republican opponent, David Hernandez, would rather be Mayor of the new City of the San Fernando Valley, and is spending most of his money on the race. His Libertarian opponent, Kelley Ross, doesn't stand a chance.

    I'm going to be voting for Hernandez only because I have met with him, he seems like a decent enough bloke, he's a "McCain Republican" who also cut his political teeth with Cesar Chavez, and he's also against the Berman Bill. But I do not hold much hope out for him to have any effect. Just look at the tale of the tape, courtesy of Opensecrets.Org. Hernandez has exactly zero in his war chest, Berman has almost $1 Million left. And guess where most of that comes from? Well take a wild flying guess, folks. Viacom and Walt Disney are his two biggest contributors.

    No matter what we do at this late date, Berman will be back, just like the freakin' Terminator, next Congress. And after the election, he won't be as kindly bent to take outside input on his precious P2P hax0r bill.

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  72. Brrr... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First spammers ask for regulation, then the RIAA starts to offer something close to what we've been asking for all along instead of trying to fsck us all outright. The devil's asscheeks must be mighty frosty today.

  73. Not cynical, realistic. by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

    The recent speech from the throne makes a vague reference to Intellectual Property laws.
    This speech is an outline of the plans of the federal gov't.

  74. Jay Z knows how to stop piracy. by racerx509 · · Score: 1

    I am sick and tired of the RIAA/MPAA et al trying to punish law abiding users. One of my favorite rappers Jay Z, has taken a very innovative and effective approach to fighting piracy. Read about it here. I'm sure this guy won't be selling anymore bootlegs!

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  75. Congressmen: Read by SlimFastForYou · · Score: 1

    The best advice for regulating the internet is DON'T! All regulating the internet does is make criminals out of people doing nothing wrong. Parents need to be responsible enough to let minors make the right choices when browsing the net whether it be not going to porn sites, piracy, whatever. Law enforcement on the internet is too difficult. And impractical. Perhaps the music industry should take the initiative to secure its own music. Impossible you say? They need to adapt to the world, not the world adapt to them. Senators and Representatives are elected to act for the voters, and the voters alone. Perhaps being closer to the people who vote for you isn't such a bad thing. Ever wondered what percent of voters are in favor of extremely crippled computers? I'm not saying congressmen in general are evil. But it is the few bad and corrupt ones which should be shunned. Whatever Berman calls this crappy bill, don't even agree to put it up for vote unless you think most of the people you represent would vote the same way.

  76. Just imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The measures and countermeasures that would be invented in such a vis-a-vis in hacking! In the long run, it might help open source developers build more secure networks which are more difficult to hack. In essence, the proposed law is already self-defeating in design because it forces P2P developers to write better software. Sure, the RIAA might be able to hack my machine, but who is to say that I couldn't find a way to sneak MY copyrighted work onto their machine so *I* can hack them without legal liability?

  77. I love this bill, please pass it by Quila · · Score: 2
    Only remove one little bit in (b)(1)(A)
    ", except as may be reasonably necessary to impair the distribution, display, performance, or reproduction of such a work, or portion thereof, in violation of any of the exclusive rights of the copyright owner under section 106"

    I think all of us could support it then!
  78. Berman? by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2

    I came to this article from a headline syndicated to Freshmeat. 'Berman retreats, only to regroup.'
    Great, I thought!

    As long as Piller goes with him, we might have the chance of a Trek sequel sometime in the next ten years that isn't clogged with mushy sentimentality and hackneyed plots. (This after watching the Berman/Piller scripted Insurrection on TV the other night.) Although that threat of regrouping is worrying... what dastardly new series does he plan? Will we see the same process with, say, Seinfeld: The Next Generation? So I clicked on the story to find out the bad news.

    Imagine my relief when it just turned out to be some politician with his snout in the trough.
    Imagine my relief when it

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  79. OT Re:backmaking by issachar · · Score: 1
    actually on a serious note, backmasking was popular for a while. That's where the band records some lyrics and plays them backwards on the album. Sounds sort of stupid if you ask me...

    This is not to be confused with the claims by some people that there were subliminal messages hidden in the instrumental tracks. Seriously, I heard claims that if you played the guitar sounds (and just the guitar) backwards and slowed it down, there were discernable english words hidden in there. I even listened to some of it. Needless to say these people were hearing what they wanted to hear. (It wouldn't be the first time someone's done that)...

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    1. Re:OT Re:backmaking by n9hmg · · Score: 1

      OH MY GOODNESS! He's right! I just played "Frampton Comes Alive", and on one song, the guitar starts asking me whether I feel, and if I feel like it does, and telling me "that's all right", and "good night".... Creepy!
      And on "Mr. Blue Sky", on "Out of the Blue", the organ keeps subliminally talking about blue skies, just like the album title! Coincidence? I think not.

  80. Re:Slashdotter from District 28 of CA in the house by Inoshiro · · Score: 2

    "His Libertarian opponent, Kelley Ross, doesn't stand a chance."

    Probably because people like you assume that they can't win, because no one will vote for them. If no one votes for them, they can't win. It's a terrible cycle caused by the US two party system. Break out of it by voting 3rd party.

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  81. We already do this. by Inoshiro · · Score: 2

    Ever notice how when you buy blank recording media, the RIAA gets a cut of the price, even though they do not manufacture, distribute, or own patents on the product in question?

    I say that every time I buy media where I "pay the artists" (so to speak), I buy myself another copy of a song at a lower price, because that's the middle ground that seems to have been legistlated on me.

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  82. The real problem (link free!)... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is politics in general. As many people,so tritely, observe... people who want power are usually very self-centered and have no concern for the betterment of their fellow man. This is, sadly, completely out of alignment with what politics were originally intended to be. Let's take a look at the official definition of politics and break it down:

    The science of government; that part of ethics which has to do with the regulation and government of a nation or state, the preservation of its safety, peace, and prosperity, the defense of its existence and rights against foreign control or conquest, the augmentation of its strength and resources, and the protection of its citizens in their rights, with the preservation and improvement of their morals.

    First, let's start with the fact the politics is considered a science, where "science" is taken to mean:

    Any branch or department of systematized knowledge considered as a distinct field of investigation or object of study.

    By this definition, a politician should have a great body of knowledge regarding ethics, citizens and their rights and proper morals. If you apply that branch of logic to the politicians of the last few decades, we find that there is something that has slowly gone seriously wrong. Our politicians tend to be anything but knowledgable, ethical, moral or have any concern for citizen's rights!

    We will start with our current administration. While the polls say that G.W. Bush has had anywhere from a 49% approval rating at lowest and as high as his post Sept. 11th rating of 93%. While this speaks well of him, it completely obscures many well known facts regarding his knowledge (quite lacking), ethics, morality and feelings on citizen's rights. If we delve deeper, we find that he, in fact, has very little knowledge about the system. Further evidenced by the fact that he is a poor speaker and his father's former cabinet appears to be running the entire show. He is just a mouthpiece.

    Regarding ethics, I would question any politician's ethics who would have other men in thir cabinet involved in scandal. Especially in a position so close to the power seat as vice-president Cheney. Mr. Cheney's desire to conceal the connections between Enron and the current administration are very disheartening. Even the staunchest conservative must admit that this was not one of the finer moments in conservative history. (The liberal-controlled media argument doesn't wash here either as the news sources that reported negatively on this story tend to be just as far right as you can get.)

    While Mr. Bush professes to being a good christian. He hasn't always been that way. His morals are not exactly what one would call "good". It's very well known the George W. Bush, was quite the party down, rich kid. As he grew away from his "youthful errors", he became quite the shady businessman. I would have to say that his morals are questionable at best.

    Civil rights and the current administration are at odds with each other. This has been an ever increasing problem since Sept. 11th. As most Americans blindly wave their flags, their ability to do much of anything else to affect their own well being is being erroded by things like "The Patriot Act". In the name of security, the man in the white house and his staff are trying to convince us that it's good to lose your freedoms sometimes. This is quite damning evidence that he does not understand or care about the citizen's of this country's rights.

    Seeing that all of this is true, it appears that George W. Bush fails to live up to the definition of what a politician should be, as do many of his cabinet.

    The last administration has it's blemishes on many counts as well. Analyzing Mr. Clinton in the same way, we find that his knowledge of the governmental system was stronger than Mr. Bush's. (If anyone can provide links to examples please do so, I couldn't find any.)

    Where ethics are concerned, Bill Clinton had his share of gaffes. Not to mention the more serious allegations regarding his time as Governor of Arkansas. No... Sadly, we can't say that Mr. Clinton has shiny repution either.

    Everyone knows about his moral problems since they've been beaten to death. Like him or not, Bill Clinton was not a man of morals by strict definition.

    As geeks, we all know that it was his administration that passed the DMCA which has potential to seriously impinge on citizen's rights. Not just your ability to "swap songs", but you ability to write code freely!

    So, by the same analysis, Bill Clinton fails the test of what a good politician is. As do most other politicians. Why is this? Because we are humans. We have imperfections that prevent us from being able to truly hold to the ideals of what how politics should work. Some do better than others, but in general the lot of them are corrupt.

    Most politicians are only interested in politics due to their hunger for power. Just that alone is damning as it points to a deep seated greed and selfishness that is almost required to be a politician. So how is it that our system even works? In reality, it doesn't.

    Most of what the operations of the government and the way they affect us are almost 100% happily incidental. Ocassionally one person somewhere deep in the system does one thing right. Another one somewhere else in the system does something else right. And so on... There are the few people here or there who intentionally or unintentionally (They're human, remember?) do something wrong. But the aggregate result is something that more or les resembles a system that works. This illusion trickles upward toward the leaders (Senators, congressmen, governors, and ultimately the president) and makes them look good. (It works this way in any large organization) So... for now we are stuck with a system that appears to work, but is solely based on chance. Or looking at it another way, real politics (as opposed to the ideal defined above) is just another form of gambling.

    In closing, I'll offer you this joke about politics:

    Son: Dad, I have a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?

    Dad: Sure son, what's the question?

    Son: What is politics?

    Dad: Well son, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me the management. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so let's call her the government. We take care of you and your needs, so let's call you the people. We'll call the maid the working class and your baby brother the future. Understand?

    Son: I'm not really sure dad, I'll have to think about it.

    That night, the boy is awakened by his baby brother's crying, so he went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had a heavily soiled nappy, the boy went to his parent's room and found his mother fast asleep. He than went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheard. The boy went back to his room and went to sleep.

    The next morning...

    Son: Dad, I think I understand politics.

    Dad: That's great son, explain it to me in your own words.

    Son: While the management is screwing the working class, the government is fast asleep, the people are being completely ignored and the future is full of shit.

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  83. FUCK YOU, ERIK KROUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck y o u, Eric Krught.