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Category: Best Newbie Helper
Is it some guy on IRC? Maybe some guy who answers the easy questions on a website somewhere. Regardless, being a newbie helper is a tough task. Lord knows I don't have the patience to do it, but someone does. Who is it? Nominate them!
There is a guy on a bunch of Linux mailing list (Admin, C programming, etc etc) that helps out users alot.
Glynn Clements
andrsn@stanford.edu
She helps many, many people in #freebsd on irc , how-to's, newbie help scripts, and mailing lists. She has also been doing this for a couple of years.
Jason from Linuxnewbie.org...it's a great site, and it's helped lots of newbies. He's sensei@linuxnewbie.org
Juiced? Or Not?
Mike Stok is the most patient and compassionate of those who help out perl newbies. He isn't a book author or major project developer. He just quietly answers stupid newbie questions one after the other. He's a credit to the whole culture.
Cause frankly, I don't care who is helping the current crop of lazy newbies. Matt Walsh worked on the LDP and wrote running linux. And despite the current condition of the LDP those are still two great sources of information for people new to linux that have a clue and are willing to do the work to learn linux.
"No nation could preserve its freedom in the midst of continual warfare."
--James Madison
Rick Moen is by far the most prolific persona on mailing lists I've ever seen. He manages to convey the necessary mindset as well as the answers to the newbies' questions.
For example, when newbies ask why $HARDWARE_MANUFACTURER hasn't put out a driver for Linux, Rick patiently explains that any proprietary driver they'd put out would be useless, what we want is for the Linux community to put out a driver for $HARDWARE based on information given to them by $HARDWARE_MANUFACTURER.
It's amazing how he manages to do this without losing the limited attention span of the average newbie.
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Mike Stok from comp.lang.perl.misc. He is patient and kind, never chiding nor arrogant. He has been doing this job for many years.
I would like to specifically not nominate anyone from the dalnet channel #linux. The channel is always +m (you have to wait 4 minutes just to get a voice) and even once you do, the people there aren't very knowledgable. They have made me upset because a)I should be able to get quick linux help without having to jump thru there hoops. It's almost like domain registration where some morons get a good domainname and do "stupid stuff" with it. In my opinion this is the only incident where I have been truly upset with the idea of channel registration on dalnet.
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I'd like to nominate the entire crew at #linuxhelp on Undernet who keep answering questions patienly day after day. And some extra credit to longword of course, one of the most knowledgeable (correct spelling?) people I've met there....
I nominate Tom Christiansen. Who else has written so much free documentation to help people with Perl, the duct tape of the Internet?
I think i'd nominate one of the web sites that help linux newbies... but i don't think it's time for that now.
I don't know who to promote...
Mvh
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magg
An extremely invaluable tool...
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Nominate Rob Malda, she's been giving us lamers an annoying voice since we have some duty to fulfill by responding to articles, thank you.
I sincerely hope that the "Best Newbie Helper" award doesn't go to some website maintainer - as nice as some "Linux Newbie" websites are, they don't hold a candle to the tireless people who work "in the trenches", as it were.
It's the ready availability of newsgroup help that made Mindcraft's "we didn't find anyone to help us tune Linux" lies so blatant and offensive. It's that newsgroup help that makes Linux a bearable transition for people who can't scale the learning curve by themselves. It's that helpful attitude that gives the Linux community the glowing reputation for support it has.
The only non-newsgroup candidate I'd vote for here is Matt Welsh, for obvious reasons. But the LDP is only really helpful once you're comfortable enough with Linux to make use of that detailed information, and only if your question is a FAQ. For all the obscure, unanticipated, or just ultra-newbie questions out there, everybody turns to DejaNews. I'd like to see this award split between, say, the 5 or 10 most prolific posters to comp.os.linux.setup (the most spiritually-draining, most often needed, and most newbie-heavy place to be helpful).
I haven't frequented the group in a while, but years ago (so I'm not eligible; my tirelessness faded into tiredness before 1999 ever rolled around) I and a relative handful of others posted literally thousands of messages (which shocked the hell out of me the first time I searched for "roystgnr" on Deja) over the years that made the difference for people who got Linux running.
Not all newbies stay newbies, either. My last CIVI homework this fall was completed with the indispensible aid of SLFFEA, a program whose author was kind enough to name me and a few other C.O.L.S. folk in the credits. Makes me feel kind of guilty for leaving, now...
has helped a lot of newbies in his time, and never did use the extra large lart stick TOO often...
I would like to nominate the great ops in #linuxwarez af EFnet fame. These folks are always friendly and helpful. Amongst the helpfull hints and tips they throw your way, the also have one hell of an info bot: Amok. Just join the channel and "/msg amok ?? keyword" to find out about something. Yes, I know quite a few of you will be taken aback by the channel's title. Yes, SOME trading goes on in the background, but hey, such is the info highway. Otherwise, the channel is not a "warez" channel persay but a linux software discussion channel. My $.02
Nathan R. Ben-Attar
"First things first -- but not necessarily in that order"
I nominate Abigail from the perl newsgroups and irc channels (aka Abigail-II on Slashdot) for her tough-love help for newbies. Her austere and academic Dutch upbringing mean that she expects the student who comes for help to have done their homework, but for those who have, Abigail is one of the smartest people out there. I've seen her write whole programs for newbies before, and her signatures are an unending source of inspiration. I believe she's a math PhD.
Sensei's working hard with Linuxnewbie.org to teach us newibes to ropes. He should get this award. That's sensei@linuxnewbie.org
- JoJo
Havoc Pennington (hp@redhat.com) Daniel Veillard (daniel.veillard@w3.org)
This guy hangs around on unix and *bsd newsgroups and posts a lot of answers to people's questions, newbies and pros. He is also working on a FreeBSD documnetation project. Just make a simple www.deja.com search to see. This comment is not biased in any way (I am a Debian zealot myself :p)
The infobot (and oz, her master) on EFnet's #perl channel. She rules all, contains a crapload of information, is very helpful, and plays games.
His site.
Conor
Programmer, Consultant, Geek, CTYer.
I have been using linux only three months and so am still in many ways a newbie. A friend first installed Mandrake on my computer and I think that all he taught me was how to use ls and ./
./licq.tar.gz and cusssing at my computer, linux, unix, and the world in general. . html
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Linuxnewbie.org was incredibly helpfull and far more friendly than the man pages. A couple times I read man pages for about 658.4 hours before I did a search on LNO and found some one had had the exact same question as I and posted a solution.
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I just had to pause and think about the fun hours I spend as a newbie typing
For help on untarring files go to: http://www.linuxnewbie.org/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000444
Thanks Sensei.
I'm nominating Eli Zaretskii, member of the DJGPP project and amazingly prolific newbie helper. See comp.os.msdos.djgpp sometime for an example. Because of the nature of DJGPP (a port of GCC and much more to DOS/Windows), its newbies are often very very newbie-ish (often seen: "I downloaded the compiler but I don't know how to enter my source code!"). Eli manages to answer an astounding quantity of all sorts of questions with superhuman patience. I can't think of anyone more deserving.
How about a big _UN_nomination for *NET #linux*. In my experience, just about every network that has a channel starting in #linux is filled with sarcastic elistest jerks who do more to convince people to keep using Windows than any sort of help. Its a shame really, since its (imho) the most obvious place to look. The only exception I can think of offhand is #linuxhelp on openprojects.net (It seems most people on OPN are pretty friendly)
God Fucking Damnit
#linux on irc-2.mit.edu ?
try #linuxnewbie on efnet
Founder of #LinPeople and OpenProjects, he's personally put a huge amount of his time, effort, and wisdom into helping people, helping people help people, and helping people help people help people.
- who wrote the BOFH stories. Enough said.
Those who use a Mac and DALnet simultaneously know.
Plus, he writes better English than most Americans and copes with hundreds of e-mails a day from some piddly German university dialup account which prevents him from getting mail while travelling. No diss to some better-known nominees, but those who now have full-time jobs in the Open Source movement are not what it's all about -- I'd prefer to reward people like Sven who aren't raking in anything but goodwill for their efforts.
My vote to Frank Damgaard: frank@sslug.dk
Lots of Danish Linux ppl have trouble getting a dial up connection going due to clueless ISP's.
What is *nix without a network? So the MAIN hurdle in Denmark (and any other contry with huge phone fees?) is the dial up connection.
_Many_ polite and informative answers came and comes from Frank.
Also, this could serve to honor a very large local Linux user group sslug (see www.sslug.dk)
-- From Denmark
For years, Kermit Project leaders Frank da Cruz and Jeffrey Altman have tirelessly answered questions from users on comp.protocols.kermit.misc, for free, just about every day. They sure as heck deserve some kind of award.
It just has to be, Running Linux is THE book to learn about Linux, he deserves it.
To err is human,
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