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Stephenson On His Novel In Progress

Nathaniel Wice writes: "The latest newsstand issue of TIME Digital includes a Lev Grossman interview with Neal Stephenson but the full text is online. Lev tries to push Stephenson on how he feels about the sci-fi ghetto, yielding my favorite line: Stephenson says the best-selling Cryptonomicon was 'an experiment... Can you make a Unix systems administrator into a fictional character who people will find compelling?' There's also some hints about his 'related' follow-up, Quicksilver."

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  1. yea by jbarnett · · Score: 2


    Can you make a Unix systems administrator into a fictional character who people will find compelling?

    Sure you can, make it

    1) a good looking women Unix systems administrator

    2) the server room is hot, really hot, she has to take her shirt off just to work on the cluster

    3) see kills the evil bad guys (ie: suits) with heavy machine guns and high explosives

    4) To relax at the end of the day she has multi good looking women freinds join her naked in the hot tub.

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    "`Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.'" -THHGTTG
    1. Re:yea by georgeha · · Score: 1

      You forgot the witty repartee from the agin male lead old enough to be the female sa's grandpa

      aml: How do I create a blank file?

      fsa: touch

      aml: What, I need to create a blank file named myboobs

      fsa: easy, touch myboobs

      The XXX dialog uses finger

      George

    2. Re:yea by queasymoto · · Score: 1
      Sure you can, make it

      1) a good looking women Unix systems administrator
      2) the server room is hot, really hot, she has to take her shirt off just to work on the cluster
      3) see kills the evil bad guys (ie: suits) with heavy machine guns and high explosives
      4) To relax at the end of the day she has multi good looking women freinds join her naked in the hot tub.

      Well, it sounds like you've got some of the basic ideas of the Sandra Bullock film The Net, which, if you haven't seen yet, you should... consider yourself lucky. The worst movie I saw that year, tied with Species. But it does have the basic idea of a good looking sysadmin and bad guys with guns.

    3. Re:yea by look · · Score: 1

      Sounds kinda like After Y2K...the Techno-Talking Babes are pretty compelling...

    4. Re:yea by elmegil · · Score: 2
      you could at least have done the whole quote:

      How does an UNIX Guru have Sex ?
      unzip ; strip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more ; yes ; umount ; sleep

      --
      7 November 2006: The day Americans realized corruption and incompetence weren't addressing 11 September 2001
  2. Re:The question by muldrake · · Score: 1

    I'm enjoying "The Cuckoo's Egg" by Cliff Stoll right now..

    Cliff Stoll is EVIL.

    But I don't imagine a lot of TeleTubbies fans would dig it..

    They might like a video of Cliff Stoll having gay sex with TeleTubbies in John Markoff's apartment.

    ObStephenson: I liked reading Cryptonomicon partly because people on the "Secret Admirers" list reminded me of actual cypherpunks and assorted nuts. I can't even remember the name of that nut lawyer who goes berserk at the end with a bow and arrow, but he reminds me of L. Detweiler with his "pseodospoofing" conspiracy rants.

  3. Story Time by GPierce · · Score: 4
    A Unix System Administrator was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

    The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The Unix System Administrator took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to the pocket.

    The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want." Again, the Unix System Administrator took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

    Finally, the frog asked, "What's the matter? I've told you that I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week, and that I'll do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The Unix System Administrator said, "Look, I'm an Unix System Administrator. I don't have time for a girlfriend; but a talking frog, now that's cool!"

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    When you are dancing with wolves, never limp
  4. Because Torvalds is a Finn by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 2

    that's why!
    -russ

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    Don't piss off The Angry Economist
  5. Re:It takes a village of tech support? by InfoVore · · Score: 1

    NS stated in his book "IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE COMMAND LINE" that he used the Debian distribution of Linux. Though I haven't ever used Debian, I have heard from several sources that it is "Expert-friendly". This could explain NS's comment about Linux requiring lots of technical support.

    IV

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  6. Such a misleading statement by / · · Score: 4

    It's like when JWZ said "Linux is only free if your time is worth nothing."

    I have always hated that quote for a bunch reasons:

    1) It completely ignores the difference between "free"="libre" and "free"="gratis", which is an important one. More importantly, however...

    2) It leads the uncritical observer to conclude that only linux suffers from this problem -- it is just as true that a "retail value $99" piece of closed-source software costs $99 only if your time is worth nothing because...

    3) Both closed-source and open-source software alike require upkeep by the user; and in fact, since there often aren't as many bugs, open-source software requires less maintenance. Which is made worse by the fact that...

    4) When an open-source program needs maintenance in order to work properly, the solution is usually to fix it directly in the source, in which case the problem is solved permanently and the time spent coding has actually generated something of value that remains with the user thereafter (and usually is given back to the community). In contrast, tending software like Windows is like throwing money into a hole in the ground, since the problem is usually never truly solved and will require an equivalent amount of work in the future. And don't forget that closed-source bugfixes are often charged for and encourage endless upgrade cycles.

    I could go on, but hopefully you see the point.

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    "If one is really a superior person, the fact is likely to leak out without too much assistance" -- John Andrew Holmes
    1. Re:Such a misleading statement by Bad+Mojo · · Score: 2

      Ok, you need to examine the source of the quote and why it was said. JWZ said this in the early '90s when setting up Linux to do development work wasn't quick and painless. It also wasn't the best OS at the time to be writing apps for. So, in this sense, he was correct. His time was worth money and messing with Linux at the time was wasting his time. Not to mention that this is all HIS opinion from HIS experience.

      Nowadays he doesn't hold the same opinion from what I've heard. I go through all the trouble of explaining that soundbites are USELESS in a serious debate and yet you sit down and try to argue against a soundbite when you, obviously, didn't read my post or understand WHY or WHEN JWZ said what he did.

      Honestly, think before you post.


      Bad Mojo

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      Bad Mojo
      "If you can't win by reason, go for volume." -- Calvin
    2. Re:Such a misleading statement by Jamie+Zawinski · · Score: 2
      Nowadays he doesn't hold the same opinion from what I've heard.

      Huh? Linux is somewhat easier to use these days, but it's still only free if your time has no value. Which is to say that it's not free at all. That hasn't changed, and won't. You can spend your time playing sysadmin, or you can hire someone to do it for you. If you do it yourself, you ain't getting those hours back!

      And anyone who says you don't need to be (or have) a qualified sysadmin to use Linux is, in a nutshell, wrong.

    3. Re:Such a misleading statement by Bad+Mojo · · Score: 2

      I stand corrected.

      I won't argue that to get the full value of using Linux, you need to be a sysadmin. But to say that will never change is a bit short sighted IMO. If Caldera has its way, Linux will come in a distro easier to use than Windows. There are questions about its usefulness, but that's a dead horse of a different color to beat later.


      Bad Mojo

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      Bad Mojo
      "If you can't win by reason, go for volume." -- Calvin
    4. Re:Such a misleading statement by jkujawa · · Score: 1

      Easier to use than Windows? That's a dubious goal at best -- the wrong target to shoot for, entirely. Easier to use than MacOS would be a much more worthy goal.
      I say this because it's almost impossible for someone who is not well-versed in the ins and outs of various Windows quirks to keep a Windows machine working well for more than a few months at a time.

  7. "In The Beginning" by YoungYoda · · Score: 1


    Neal Stephenson's "In The Beginning, Was The Command Line..."

    http://www.themacjunkie.com/arc hives/6.5.00.ms.html

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  8. Re: Stephenson by exister · · Score: 1
    Has anyone else read 'The Big U'?

    I didn't think it was nearly as good as his other books, but it was quite amusing.

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    The cure for 1933 is 1917.
  9. Re: Stephenson by denshi · · Score: 1

    > I totally agree - Neal, if you're listening,
    > please explain why your novels are great down to > the last chapter or two. The endings are always
    > kind of non-conclusive/too formulaic.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Blasphemy!!

  10. oh, man, you are so wrong by denshi · · Score: 3

    Cryptonomicon had a great ending. The others I'm not so sold on, but they aren't as bad as the majority of drivel that makes its way into a hard binding.

    The ending to Cryptonomicon was subtle.. moreover, it emphasized the continuation of the characters life, rather than the standard "and everyone lived either happily ever after, or in an appropriately fitting physio-emotional state congruent to the moral lesson of this text; thank you for reading, and for your $24.99". (As a humorous bonus, Randy throws in a few lines about how he doesn't really like the looks of his future; and he'd prefer a 'happy-ever-after' himself)

    Doug's resolution was great too, what with his fragmented tale of his father being appropriately broken up by helicopter noise; and I sort of got the point that he never knew his dad, and he followed his own path, but just the same he's going to try to tie the lessons from his father into his own great achievements, eg, Golgotha.

    The book was great, and how would you have ended it? It felt kind of like reading a history book, what with the hordes of people dying and information lost, for usually no good reason.
    So I dug the quiet moment at the end, where Randy sees the stream of gold; it made me sort of subjective to all the characters who were involved in Golgotha, whose stories we read, but IRL, no one would.

    I dunno, you can read the ending several ways; which these days is how I define good fiction. (of course, you can read most tech documentation several ways; that is obviously a Bad Thing.)

    I've ranted enough for now, but it seems most readers have something against non-conclusive fiction. So I draw from the film library to give a memorable example:

    It's too bad she won't live -- but then again, who does...

    1. Re:oh, man, you are so wrong by tokengeekgrrl · · Score: 1
      I loved Cryptonomicon, don't misunderstand me. I was glued to it. One of the best books I've read in a really long time. The problem is that the ending is weak in relation to the rest of the book which is so richly compelling and strong in plot, storyline. historical reference and character development.

      You see the ending as being non-conclusive but I saw it as too conclusive. The lawyer guy showing up at the end with the spears and such - that seemed too contrived. I actually liked the fact that Randy was uncertain about his future. That kept me in the suspension of disbelief, on the brink of being fooled that maybe this isn't fiction, maybe it's real, and then I get pulled from the edge at the end because certain plot elements show up at the end to get tied up neatly with a big red bow.

      Just my 2 cents.

      - tokengeekgrrl
      "The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions

  11. Re:Cryptonomicon (and movies) by brundlefly · · Score: 1

    Christopher Walken and Willem Dafoe tried their hand at filming Gibson's New Rose Hotel. (It's out on video now.) Not too bad but not thrilling either. Too much playing with camera to fill time. Their greatest success was in creating a depressing ambiance.

  12. Re:Cryptonomicon by TheCarp · · Score: 2

    (WARNING: I am holding back nothing...not even major plot spoilers)

    > a) Can't write a sex scene well at all (yet
    > insists on doint it)

    Well certainly Henry Miller he aint. However, I think he gets the point across, even if they arn't the most uhm "intgeresting"...tho you will notice none of his book shave bare chested men on the front either.

    > b) Has so much trouble with the end on his
    > stories.

    Here I definitly agree. I read both Snow Crash and cryptonomicon (not in that order) and really enjoyed both books, but the endings really sucked.

    In fact, I noticed around page 600 that the ending wasn't going to be very good. 2/3rds of the book were gone and some major pieces of plot development hadn't even happened yet. It was obvious that they would be very rushed and underdeveloped.

    I do see what he was doing, contrasting the life of the characters ancestors with them, as the stories of their lives converge into one story. It was very clever (if not totally original, its a theme that has been used before...tho what hasn't?). However, this format really makes the book lengthen...and that made it obvious that 300 pages wasn't going to be enough to wrap the book up, and it wasn't.

    I really would have liked to see more development and detail on Randy's relationship with Amy. (which was obviously comming from their first meeting). Also the ending itself....they melt the gold....it seems like he just said "Oh, time to end it now....quick and dirty solution".

    SNow crash had some of the same problems...lots of buildup and doing this and that....all to a big fizzle. The ending just left me saying "Yea and?"

    Other than the endings, I have really enjoyed his books. They are entertaining and thought provoking, he does know how to get a story started off and going. My favorite so far has to be the begining of Snow Crash with the "Delivorator"....that was just great.

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    "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
  13. Re:The answer... by jbarnett · · Score: 1


    Bastard Operator From HELL

    Basically a Unix tech support engineer type person that has fun with his users. Try searching google for it, pretty funny.

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    "`Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.'" -THHGTTG
  14. programming authors by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 4

    From the interview:

    You must be one of the few novelists in history ever to have a background in computer programming.
    Vernor Vinge leaps to mind...who else? Surely most of the physicists who've written SF (Brin, Sagan, Benford, et. al.) probably at least cobbled together a few lines of FORTRAN over the years.
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    1. Re:programming authors by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Marvin Minsky - Well, he wrote a book along with Harry Harrison called "The Turing Option".
      Ugh. I was trying to forget that one.

      I can't bear to throw out books, so I just hid it somewhere in the back of the house.

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      Tom Swiss | the infamous tms | my blog
      You cannot wash away blood with blood
    2. Re:programming authors by queasymoto · · Score: 1
      Vernor Vinge leaps to mind...who else?

      Rudy Rucker comes to my mind, he's a mathematician prof. at San Jose State University. He wrote (among others) the cyberpunk classic Software, one of the short-lived steampunk genre, The Hollow Earth, cellular automata SF The Hacker and the Ants, and a couple of popular mathematics books The Fourth Dimension and Mindtools. He's also written a number of cellular automata programs (which is his area of expertise) and his webpage indicates he teaches two programming classes.

      His books have some neat ideas but his characters all seem to devolve into the same loser / burnout type. According to his biography he's working on an historical novel about Peter Bruegel which I look forward to as an interesting change. The fourth *ware book, Realware just came out.

    3. Re:programming authors by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      The fourth *ware book, Realware just came out.
      Fourth?! Dammit, I didn't know there was a third. My summer reading list keeps growing. And I'm starting to run out of bookshelf space.
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      Tom Swiss | the infamous tms | my blog
      You cannot wash away blood with blood
    4. Re:programming authors by mysta · · Score: 3

      Just did a quick scan of my bookshelf and found:

      • Greg Egan - Aussie hard sci-fi writer and part time computer programmer. Check out some of his very cool applets at his home page. They often act as alternate, animated covers for his books.
      • Marvin Minsky - Well, he wrote a book along with Harry Harrison called "The Turing Option". I'm sure Minsky has done some programming in his time. :)

      ObSycophant: Cryptonomicon is fantastic! No, really, it is. Read it now! Again!

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      "Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge, and where is the knowledge we have lost in information?"-T.S.Eliot
    5. Re:programming authors by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Actually, Sagan was (by trade) an astronomer (and exobiologist.)
      You are correct and I hang my head in shame.
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      Tom Swiss | the infamous tms | my blog
      You cannot wash away blood with blood
    6. Re:programming authors by Finni · · Score: 1


      Actually, Sagan was (by trade) an astronomer (and exobiologist.)

    7. Re:programming authors by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Rudy Rucker wrote the enormously entertaining Software/Wetware/Freeware trilogy. I found them to be really good cyberpunk-ish fiction, if a little on the short side. Great stuff. He's also a computer scientist interested in artificial life simulations.
      http://www.mathcs.sjsu.edu/faculty/rucker/

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      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    8. Re:programming authors by dzerkel · · Score: 1

      James P. Hogan would have to be included in this set. Definitely an exceptional writer.

      --
      "What's the point of going abroad, if you're just another tourist..."
    9. Re:programming authors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You forgot the utterly brilliant Australian author, Greg Egan. Actually I believe his background is in mathematics, but if you read one of his stories and you'll realise he groks Computer Science better than just about anybody.

    10. Re:programming authors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The reviewers for Foucalt's Pendulum by Umberto Eco lauded him as a programmer. The book had a GWBASIC for-loop permutation for leters in the names of god. But I didn't think 6 lines of BASIC make Eco a programmer.

    11. Re:programming authors by GnrcMan · · Score: 1

      Steven Brust was a programmer as well.

      --GnrcMan--

  15. Re:not for me by muldrake · · Score: 1

    The ashes didn't do anything either except clog my needle.

    That's because you got the FREEBASE version of Cryptonomicon. You're supposed to SMOKE that, dumbass!

    You need to get the "black tar" version of Cryptonomicon, but it's only available from Tijuana dealers and is such a total copyright infringement that it's a felony even to know it exists.

  16. Re:The answer... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
    The Answer is 'yes'. Ever heard of the BOFH?
    Are you so sure that the BOFH is fictional? B-)
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    Tom Swiss | the infamous tms | my blog
    You cannot wash away blood with blood
  17. Re:Can your grandma use Linux? by Michael+O-P · · Score: 1

    I agree that it's difficult to convey a lot in a sound bite, and I'm not flaming him for it, it just seems like a bit of FUD.

    I think there's a big difference between ease of use and ease of maintenance/upgrade/fixing. If my mom and/or dad got a computer fresh out of the box with a Linux build, all the applications they need, they would have no problems running it. They would have problems upgrading it, but they can point and click as well as the next person. As it is, they have Windows, and Windows is neither stable nor predictable. They often require technical assistance when something has crashed, or Word won't start, or the printer isn't doing what it's supposed to, etc. The big difference is that they don't use the internet to get support, they use me and my sister for our knowledge or they'll buy a book.

    Saying that Linux is more difficult to use or support than Windows isn't quite correct. Most people are just used to the quirks and difficulties of Windows.

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    I'm Peggy.
  18. Quicksilver sounds intriguing... by chewbca · · Score: 1

    and I LOVED Cryptonomicon.. gotta love the
    three plus pages he spends on describing the
    Cap'n-Crunch-eating-algorithm that the main character uses when he's in the Phillipines... plus a great storyline linking WWII with the post-modern drama surrounding the data haven Avi and Co. are constructing..

    I'm looking forward to getting Snow Crash and Diamond Age... and also The Cuckoo's Egg by Stoll.. my first boss recommended it to me some years ago, but I have yet to go out and grab it..

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    1. Re:Quicksilver sounds intriguing... by Kyobu · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the Cap'n crunch, plus the fact that he stops in the middle of the narrative to give a math problem involving bicycle wheels. Goota love a nerd like that.

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  19. one dissenter by bcboy · · Score: 1

    I'm very impressed with Stephenson's grasp of technology -- he's clearly someone who uses technology, who's been up to his elbows in it.

    But good lord, the man is practically Rush Limbaugh's towel boy. His treatment of women is beyond pathetic. In Cryptonomicon he attempts a defense of Manifest Destiny (you remember -- the idea that it's ok for white Christians to commit genocide, because North America was given to them by God), presenting it as the only alternative to a straw-man mindless cultural relativism that holds that all cultures are equivalent. WTF? As if to underline this point, the only Nipponese characters in the book that aren't murderers and rapists have to reject their own culture and convert to Christianity.

    I haven't read a more polemic book, or a book with more unrealistic and one-dimensional villains since Atlas Shrugged.

    He can tell a good story, and his treatment of technology is great, but Stephenson also requires that his readers have a frontal lobotomy.

    1. Re:one dissenter by Jonathan · · Score: 3

      It's important to remember that the viewpoint of characters in a novel is *not* always the viewpoint of the author. If you've read Zodiac, do you think Stephenson's a left-wing eco-terrorist as well as a right-wing dittohead?

      Secondly, in regard to WWII Japan, I don't think you can find much that wasn't true in Cryptonomicon. Rape, murder, and slave labor were all par for the course in the Japanese Empire. If I were a member of that culture, I could only hope I'd have the strength to reject it. (More likely, I'd simply try to ignore the evil around me and go about my business like everyone else, though)

    2. Re:one dissenter by enneff · · Score: 1

      Are you seriously implying that you completely neglected to realise that that part of the story was told from a 1940's American's position? Of COURSE they're bigoted! Hey, most of them still are. Jeeze...

    3. Re:one dissenter by bcboy · · Score: 1

      Guess I'll have to read Zodiac. But re: Cryptonomicon, and authors vs. characters, I considered it quite a bit while reading the book. All the "killing Nips" stuff was obviously war-time mental training & perhaps a reflection of the era -- not actually expressing any biggotry toward Nipponese. But through the rest of the book it just doesn't fly. Having Randy do his Angry White Male rant is just characterization, up to the point where he's ranting to these cardboard academics who have no brain. Then it's not characterization -- if it were there'd be a real character for him to talk to -- rather, it's a Message.

      Similarly, we get the Message that feminists just want to be man-handled. That the Puritans were good, the 60's were bad, that the main villian was made evil by a 60's commune, etc., etc.

      The defense of Manifest Destiny shows up during the modern-day story (not characterizing the 40's) from one of the great thinkers in the book. And the conversion of the Nipponese character is a plot element, not just characterization.

      In short, if the plot conforms to the biases of the characters it's not just characterization anymore -- it a statement about the nature of things.

      Thanks for the tip on Zodiac. I'll check it out.

    4. Re:one dissenter by John_Prophet · · Score: 1

      His treatment of women is beyond pathetic. In Cryptonomicon he attempts a defense of Manifest Destiny (you remember -- the idea that it's ok for white Christians to commit genocide, because North America was given to them by God), presenting it as the only alternative to a straw-man mindless cultural relativism that holds that all cultures are equivalent. WTF?

      All cultures that currently exist were built on the spoils of war - rape, theft & murder. The american indian tribes were doing a good job of killing and enslaving one another before the white man showed up to enslave & kill them. The europeans simply had better military tactics, were better organized, etc.

      Now. Am I using it as a justification and saying that it's the only correct course and that there couldn't possibly be a better way of doing things? No. But what I am saying is that what the europeans came over and did to the "native" culture isn't a whole lot different (except in terms of scale) from what the "natives" were doing to themselves and one another already.

      I haven't read Cryptonomicon so I can't address your specifics, but I have read Snow Crash and Diamond Age, and there are plenty of strong female characters to choose from among those books. Perhaps you are confusing the opinions of the author with the opinions of his characters?

      -The Reverend

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  20. Other books by frippertronic · · Score: 2

    I think that while _Snow Crash_ and _Diamond Age_ are great novels just could use a better endings. Cryptonomicom was interesting but the ending after 900 pages was the worst ever written, there was no ending it just kinda stopped. His other books actually have endings and are much more of a fun read namely _Zodiac_ and _Interface_ (which is my personal favorite, ghost written as Stephen Bury) are absolutely fantasic novels with good endings that are even exciting and related to the story. _Zodiac_ is about an ecologist that tools around Boston Harbour is a Zodiac (rubber raft) the tech is bio-chem which I don't have much ionterest in but he makes it fun end exciting and way funny. In the back it claims that he went to U Michigan to study Physics, this book proves that it was really Boston University and chemistry. _Interface_ which he supposedly wrote with his uncle last name Jewsbury (or something like that) so they named the authour as Stephen Bury is possible his best book although not widely read. Its about a plot by some ILLUMINATI type characters who use a nueral network to cure a state governor after a stroke with the addition of a radio receiver so they can rewrite his political speeches in real-time as he runs for US president, absolutely fantastic ending which in more than you can say about his more famous books, the tech parts are quite as numerous by the sections about developing the neural network chip are pretty cool and there is plenty of action. The first thirty pages just describe an office and are every bit as interesting as the 5 page diatribe about the perfect bowl of Captin Crunch.

  21. Damn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I was all excited that this was about the long-awaited sequel to Treasure Island. You don't hear much from Robert Louis Stevenson these days.

  22. Cryptonomicon by Uruk · · Score: 2

    By the way - I never heard anything about sales figures for Cryptonomicon or snow crash OR the diamond age. Were they pretty well accepted? Does anybody know if they were successful, or "mainstream" successful?

    I've read them all except the diamond age, and they kick ass. His writing has matured quite a bit through the progression of books.

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    1. Re:Cryptonomicon by enneff · · Score: 1

      Finish the book, and you'll understand :P

    2. Re:Cryptonomicon by chorder · · Score: 1

      I did check the link, and I did notice it was down, but it is the official link, so I left it. Hopefully it will be back up shortly. And who the hell is Ricky?

    3. Re:Cryptonomicon by Nilatir · · Score: 1

      Yes. However, the book goes on to say that Yes..it could be a punk with a Linux box. So to verify Randy ('the hacker guy')checks the whois info on eruditorum.org to see when it was registered.

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      "We were half way to Rivendell when the drugs began to take hold."
      -- Hunter S. Tolkien
    4. Re:Cryptonomicon by cascadefx · · Score: 1

      At least for Cryptonomicon, you have to know that this is the first in at least a two part series. He has said that he couldn't fit the entire story into one volume because of binding limitations.

      I also like the way his endings go. They are definitely not pat. However, some of them are tied up better than others. When writing with his uncle (?) as Stephen Bury, he seems to do pretty good job. I just read _Interface_ and loved it (especially since it is an election year). It is sort of an updated Manchurian Candidate for the information age. I just got _Cobweb_ from the library and I am looking forward to reading it.

    5. Re:Cryptonomicon by TheCarp · · Score: 2

      > At least for Cryptonomicon, you have to know
      > that this is the first in at least a two part
      > series. He has said that he couldn't fit the
      > entire story into one volume because of binding
      > limitations.

      I had thought that might be the case. I am glad to hear it. I know there was some vague mention of that in the cover blurbs but nothing definite.

      > I also like the way his endings go. They are
      > definitely not pat. However, some of them are
      > tied up better than others.

      Well as I said, I only read cryptonomicon and snow crash. I can't comment on others. However, everyone in the office who has read them complained about his endings, so im not alone :)

      Cryptonmicon seemed to have almost a corny ending. Just melt it all down right in the caves...this goes on without a hitch...no problem.

      I guess the whole thing from page 650 or so seemd very rushed to me, like he knew "I have to end this soon"...and let it influence the story too much.

      This goes as much for the ending as for Randy's time in jail...it wasn't a bad concept...it was actually fairly interesting...just that...the presentation in the story was kind of lame.

      Of course, knowing it was meant to be only half the story, does help....I hope the next book will develop some things a bit more.

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    6. Re:Cryptonomicon by norton_I · · Score: 1

      I agree. One of my favorite parts of Cryptonomicon is when he was describing the mechanics of Turing's bicycle with the bad link and broken spoke.

      Of course, I had just finished a course on modern algebra, and was sort of hoping he would prove a couple of relevant theorems from group theory, so maybe I am just nuts.

    7. Re:Cryptonomicon by B.+Samedi · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly Snow Crash was a bestseller and I think Cryptonomicon went on to be one as well.

    8. Re:Cryptonomicon by LegacyMan · · Score: 1

      It's just too bad that he...

      a) Can't write a sex scene well at all (yet insists on doint it).

      b) Has so much trouble with the end on his stories.

      I really like his books though. But they all end really poorly. Except maybe for DiamondAge. I'm having trouble remembering the ending of that one.

    9. Re:Cryptonomicon by grammar+nazi · · Score: 1

      Come on, you have to admit that it was cool when Keanu plugged RAM doubler into the back of his head so that he could store more information in there!

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      Keeping /. free of grammatical errors for ~5 years.
    10. Re:Cryptonomicon by alienautopsy · · Score: 1

      I'm in the middle of crytonomicon right now.

      It's *alright*.

      He tries a bit too hard.
      Borrows too much from GEB.
      Sounds like he's doesn't *really* know what he's
      talking about either.

      Example:
      The bit that really irritated me so far was when
      the hacker guy gets an email from "root@somewhere"
      and reads it because it must be important.
      WTF?
      Anyone who uses root as a primary email account is
      just a dumb school kid with a linux box.
      Everyone knows that.

      Snowcrash was pretty good though.
      Stick to the future, Neal!

    11. Re:Cryptonomicon by Field+Marshall+Stack · · Score: 1

      Best as I can tell, all but one of the scenes involving Turing are taken almost word-for-word from a Turing biography titled "Alan Turing: The Enigma" by...Andrew Hodges, I think it was. I was...somewhat amused by this, to say the least.
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    12. Re:Cryptonomicon by Levine · · Score: 1

      What other tale in the world has had it's own Encryption Algorithym created just to lend plausability to the story?

      It wasn't Cryptonomicon. If you were to read the epilogue/addendum, the author of Solitaire clearly states it was used to transfer messages between prisoners of war in hostile environments.

      Aside from that, I agree, Cryptonomicon was one of the best books I have ever read. But it still doesn't beat out Abbott's Flatland (Look for it on Amazon/B&N, absolute must-have)

      Levine

    13. Re:Cryptonomicon by emir · · Score: 1

      hmm, when i notice some script kiddie portscanning my box, i usually email his isp from root@at.box.that.was.portscanned.
      this gives me more credibility when talking to the isp

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    14. Re:Cryptonomicon by tringstad · · Score: 1
      I'm afraid you are wrong.

      The purpose of Solitaire used to transfer messages between prisoners of war in hostile environments, however Bruse Schneir did not travel back in time and tell them how to do it.

      Schneir designed it specifically for the book. Try these links:

      The original link to Counterpane
      Problems with Bruce Schneier's "Solitaire"
      Cryptography and PGP References
      And a web based implementation of Solitaire

      -Tommy

      P.S. Fatland looks interesting, just ordered it.

      --
      "I got a half gallon of Jack, and 2 dozen Ant Traps. I'm about to get wild." -me
    15. Re:Cryptonomicon by chorder · · Score: 1

      Zodiac is a nice little present day biopunk novel as well. He's definately progressing in the classical sense, which doesn't do a whole lot of good for us as cyberpunk fans, but is instead turning a whole legion of cyberpunks into lit geeks. Course it works both ways, in my experience at least. I've been able to use Stephenson to turn a whole slew of coffee-house liberal arts majors into cyberpunk fans. Maybe if Stephenson can find someone as cool as Chris Cunningham to turn something of his into a *GOOD* film (as we all hope Neuromancer will be) then he can get a little more back than a 'thousandaire' (lol) and have some backing to tour more settings for his future writings.

    16. Re:Cryptonomicon by muldrake · · Score: 1

      turn something of his into a *GOOD* film (as we all hope Neuromancer will be)

      The thought gives me the willies after I saw the other Gibson adaptation, that hideous thing with Keanu Reeves I won't even say the name of.

      I remember reading the original Gibson short story in Omni, before Neuromancer had come out. I didn't know anything about Gibson except that this story was cool and weird.

      The movie defiled my memory of the story. I actually felt filthy watching it. God, did that movie blow syphilitic leper penises.

      If they do that to Neuromancer I'm blowing up theatres.

  23. Re:Nice question... by cryosis · · Score: 1

    Hate to be anal, but Reason was brought along by the mafia dudes wuth Hiro. He got it after they died. I belive that it was a rail gun of forms, also.

  24. Re:Quicksilver : Very interesting title. by Jonathan · · Score: 3

    Mercury also directly relates to cryptography 300 years ago because of John Wilkins' 1694 book on the subject "Mercury or the Secret and Swift Messenger".

  25. Re:Nice question... by delmoi · · Score: 1

    Sure you can. The problem with the sci-fi / cyberpunk (sciberpunk?) scene is that, with notable exceptions such as Stephenson's Snow Crash, too much emphasis is put on the technology.

    So, write your own book :)

    Actualy, Gibson's books (who defined the type) don't really revolve around technology at all, there more about the effects of technology on society. He actualy wrote Neuromancer on a typewriter :P

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  26. It takes a village of tech support? by Michael+O-P · · Score: 2

    In the middle of the interview, he says "The single most useful thing about the Internet is that it facilitates using Linux. To use Linux, you need so much goddamn technical information that if you don't have a really good source of technical support, you're just screwed."

    This kind of puts Linux in a bad light, don't you think? Here all these distributions are trying to make it look easy, and he's saying it takes an army of nerds to keep a system running. I think Stephenson's great as an author, but I think he's been ever so slightly off on his portrayal of computing, i.e. Linux as a tank in "In the beginning was the command line" essay.

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    1. Re:It takes a village of tech support? by Bad+Mojo · · Score: 5

      Well, I would take it with a grain of reality. Linux is more difficult for most people out there to understand and work with. It's also his opinion about Linux in a very short, very shallow interview. It's like when JWZ said "Linux is only free if your time is worth nothing." I can't say I totally disagree with that idea. But the issue and intent are always more complex than a sound bite can ever convey.


      Bad Mojo

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    2. Re:It takes a village of tech support? by cascadefx · · Score: 4
      To see how Neal really feels about Linux, Apple, BeOs, Windows, Unix, check out In the Beginning Was the Command Line, an essay that he wrote after Cryptonomicon. You can download it for free from the web or purchase a printed form. He basically thinks it is bitchin' and indestructible. It is difficult to use, but well worth the effort. However, difficult does not make it impossible. The running analogy he uses is that Microsoft makes station wagons (as far as OS's are concerned) and Linux is like a high tech tank that is put together by a self-organizing group of individuals that try their hardest to convince the average user that they don't need a station wagon.

      The best quote from the essay is a fictional conversation between a potential user and a member of the Linux faithful...

      "The group giving away the free tanks only stays alive because it is staffed by volunteers, who are lined up at the edge of the street with bullhorns, trying to draw customers' attention to this incredible situation. A typical conversation goes something like this:

      Hacker with bullhorn: "Save your money! Accept one of our free tanks! It is invulnerable, and can drive across rocks and swamps at ninety miles an hour while getting a hundred miles to the gallon!"

      Prospective station wagon buyer: "I know what you say is true...but...er...I don't know how to maintain a tank!"

      Bullhorn: "You don't know how to maintain a station wagon either!"

      Buyer: "But this dealership has mechanics on staff. If something goes wrong with my station wagon, I can take a day off work, bring it here, and pay them to work on it while I sit in the waiting room for hours, listening to elevator music."

      Bullhorn: "But if you accept one of our free tanks we will send volunteers to your house to fix it for free while you sleep!"

      Buyer: "Stay away from my house, you freak!"

      Bullhorn: "But..."

      Buyer: "Can't you see that everyone is buying station wagons?"

      Priceless... =)

    3. Re:It takes a village of tech support? by Zoltar · · Score: 1

      This kind of puts Linux in a bad light, don't you think?

      You might be looking for something that isn't there. It read to me like his response was taken out of context. Time might have edited his response down a bit.

      I find it amusing that some of the Linux community are so paranoid that we jump at every little comment. Are we destined to be defensive or will we outgrow this at some point

    4. Re:It takes a village of tech support? by mattdm · · Score: 1
      I think it's probably true, whatever kind of light it is. And actually, I don't think it's all that bad. The fact is, all of that information is out there -- the "really good source of technical support" actually exists."

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    5. Re:It takes a village of tech support? by muldrake · · Score: 1

      This kind of puts Linux in a bad light, don't you think?

      I dunno, the first time I used it for a firewall it involved dicking around on the net for hours to figure out what I was doing. It was time well-spent, but Linux does have a significant clue curve.

      This isn't a bad thing, it just menas that Linux isn't for everyone. I kind of like that, actually. I used to think it'd be groovy if everyone was on the Internet, now I wish some of them would fuck off. I do NOT want to be talking to my grandmother about editing rc.conf.

    6. Re:It takes a village of tech support? by prizog · · Score: 1

      Heh, free as in speech, not as in beer. Repeat it until you understand it. If you don't have time to learn Linux, then computers are probably not your job. Good. There are plenty of cool people who aren't geeks. Linux is still free to them. Why? They can give copies to their geeky friends, pay geeks to make Linux easy, or use Linux in their organizations, all without worrying about stuff like monopolies, reverse engineering, and shrink-wrap licensing.


      -Dave Turner.

    7. Re:It takes a village of tech support? by Ranger+Rick · · Score: 1
      Thankfully, my time is worth nothing, so I've learned a lot. :)

      :wq!

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  27. In the Beginning was Plain Text by IO+ERROR · · Score: 4
    To see how Neal really feels about Linux, Apple, BeOs, Windows, Unix, check out In the Beginning Was the Command Line, an essay that he wrote after Cryptonomicon.

    The pain text version of this posted there is plainful. Go read the full HTML/CSS version here.
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  28. Flatland -- available free! by sumana · · Score: 1

    The book is available for free, via Project Gutenberg. Flatland, by Edwin Abbott

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    1. Re:Flatland -- available free! by Levine · · Score: 1

      There is something to be savored from the actual, print copy of the book - namely, the many illustrations that, although not completely neccessary to understand what is going on, certainly help. ASCII just doesn't seem to cut it... but, in all fairness, it's better than nothing. Everyone - read this book! (.txt!) As someone once said about The People's History, "this book will knock you on your ass."

      Levine

  29. Re:Nice question... by ameoba · · Score: 1

    Thank you, somebody recognises what the 'punk' in cyberpunk means. It's not punk like the kids downtown, with their chains and torn jeans, an aesthetic, seedy, underworld kinda thing. It's not screaming 'FUCK THE MAN' for the sake of pissing somebody off. It's the way that the Western way of life is sucking the vitality out of culture. The way that the people running the show are trying to make us into cookie-cutter automatons. How we are becomming less and less able to change anything about our lives. In a way, I see the whole Free Software/Open Source thing a response to the way the computer industry has becom. But, just as punk, originally a lashing out again the whole idea of socially defined aesthic/cultural principals, became softened up, packaged and sold to the masses as a new and improved set of aesthetics, the Free/Open software model is going to become absorbed by BigBusiness and become just another way of raping the consumers and making money.

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  30. Javascript required by grinder · · Score: 1

    Funny thing is, I clicked on the link and was greeted by a blank page. Checked the source, and there's loads of Javascript code in it. Guess I won't be ready the article then. No way I'm enabling Javascript for something so trivial as a news article.

    1. Re:Javascript required by thesparkle · · Score: 1

      Aint that the truth..

      More and more websites require that Javascript be enabled as well as cookies be accepted, regardless which host sent them. Don't even ask for plain text versions of web sites.

      With so many broadband options available to so many people and now that marketing dopes have realized that some people are actually using the Internet, expect this to only get worse.

  31. There's a good reason for the dissapointment. by enneff · · Score: 1

    The books are just so damn good, you never want them to end. When I finished Cryptonomicon, I felt like a part of my life dissapeared! :)

  32. Re:Why I hate TIME by enneff · · Score: 1

    I think you'll probably find, upon rereading Gibson's Count Zero (the best, IMO) and Neuromancer, and Stephenson's Snow Crash, that the similarities between them are merely skin deep.

  33. Re:Cool by enneff · · Score: 1

    You do realise that there are better ways... :)

  34. Re:No, not "funny" by java_sucks · · Score: 1

    yep .. happened to me too. It would appear that for whatever reason my "old" account has been shutdown, as far as posting goes.

  35. Re:The answer... by randombit · · Score: 1

    Are you so sure that the BOFH is fictional? B-)

    Some people have claimed I'm the BOFH. Of course, I actually read support emails (and then flame the sender <g>).

    And I will emphatically state that I have never locked anyone in a tape closet until they suffocated. Because we don't have a tape closet where I work. :)

  36. Cryptonomicon by tringstad · · Score: 2
    In case anyone hasn't read "Cryptonomicon" yet (why not?!?), go check out the excerpt. Bet it hooks you.

    This is truly a scifi story for geeks... What other tale in the world has had it's own Encryption Algorithym created just to lend plausability to the story?

    Stephenson has been criticized by some for getting to deep into the trivial details in his fiction, but personally that's why I read it.

    -Tommy

    P.S. It's good to see this story is back.

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  37. Re:ok, so I;m ignorant by Raindeer · · Score: 1
    Just for the record, the name is Hofstadter. The book is brilliant as far as I got now. Which is page 100 in the Dutch-version.

    This link should get you to it:
    http://shop.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInqu iry.asp?userid=1LVTDTYNQK&mscssid=9S2XVG 9175SR2JLR00JP424CRB5K5JWC&srefer=&isbn=0465026567

  38. Re:Chris Cunningham by fReNeTiK · · Score: 1

    Another cool Neuromancer movie tidbit...it's rumored that Aphex Twin will be doing the music.

    Damn, I'm drooling all over the keyboard in anticipation. Didgeridoo!

    Quick question as to the Aphex faces: What do you mean by That's Cunningham's design? I always thought it was just Richard D. James face plastered all over? What kind of design is involved in that?

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  39. Re:ooo by jbuchana · · Score: 1

    > > Can you make a Unix systems administrator into > > a fictional character who people will find
    > > compelling?
    >
    > Oooh, maybe it'll transfer over into real life > and I'll have wild exciting adventures with > beautiful women and car chases.

    It hasn't already? The rest of us have been enjoying these perks ever since the book came out...

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  40. Re: Erm... oops by Levine · · Score: 1

    How do they say it in the ghetto... "my bad."

    Chalk that one up to sleep depravity.

    Levine

  41. Endings by scumdamn · · Score: 2

    I actually like his endings. they leave me with a sense that the characters' lives are going to continue past what we've just read. All the loose endings aren't tied up, but they aren't tied up in real life either. There's always something to worry about. There's always the next project. Besides, if all the loose endings are tied up what happens if you want to write a sequel?
    What I see that people don't like is that if Neal's books were like songs they wouldn't fade out in a refrain. They'd abruptly stop with a loud beat. Just BLAM!
    And I, for one, like it. It leaves you wanting more.

  42. Re: Stephenson by crumley · · Score: 3
    Has anyone else read 'The Big U'?

    Yes, I read it and I think that its quite funny. Of course spending a lot of time at big research universities helps to get some of the inside jokes.

    I had the get the book from inter-library loan, since Stephenson refuses to let it be re-print. It was worth the effort, though.

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  43. Stephenson by ajs · · Score: 5

    I know this has been posted to previous N.S. threads, but check out this Stephenson article titled "In the Beginning was the Command Line". It gives a little more background on his thought process for a few of the things in this interview.

    1. Re:Stephenson by connorbd · · Score: 1

      Read the book. It's a rather interesting ramble about user interface; Linux Journal slammed it for not really sticking to its message, but I'm not entirely certain it was supposed to have one in the first place.

      /Brian

    2. Re: Stephenson by tokengeekgrrl · · Score: 4
      Not only is it a well-written essay, but it provides a very articulate and easy-to-follow explanation of the current computer technology developments. I bought a copy of it and gave it to my dad. If there's someone you know and love who wants an understanding of what it is geeks talk about, have them read In the Beginning was the Command Line.

      Quick sidenote, I have read Zodiac, Diamond Age, Snow Crash and Cryptonomicon, the latter 2 being my favorites, but have always been disappointed by the endings. I hope that Quicksilver is better in that regards.

      - tokengeekgrrl
      "The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions

    3. Re: Stephenson by wdavies · · Score: 1

      I totally agree - Neal, if you're listening, please explain why your novels are great down to the last chapter or two. The endings are always kind of non-conclusive/too formulaic.

      I can't for the life of me explain it, but I just read Zodiac (first book last in my case), and the ending was just a let down.

      Maybe its because he never writes series about the same characters... and maybe writes them in that frame of mind.

      Doesn't invalidate his books, Cryptonomicon was a superb work.

      Winton

    4. Re: Stephenson by StrangeAttractor · · Score: 1

      Whenever I lent these books out to friends, I warn 'em not to expect the ending to live up to the book. It seems to me that Neal loves playing with the story and atmosphere up until a certain point, after which he just wraps up the story as quickly as possible, making the endings anti-climatic. I enthusiastically recommend his work, but with this single caveat.

      (P.S. to tokengeekgrrl - your opinions, your gender and your sig line - I could fall for you!)

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  44. Quicksilver : Very interesting title. by torpor · · Score: 2

    Anyone whose read Cryptonomicon knows that 'quicksilver' (otherwise known as mercury) played a very interesting role in the plot.

    I find it curious that he's using this as the title for his next book, which is apparently going to be about Enoch Root and his Sect, pre-modern age. Still on the subject of cryptography, though...

    (Note, I haven't read the interview with Neal S. yet - just curious if anyone sees the significance in the title)...

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    1. Re:Quicksilver : Very interesting title. by scott@b · · Score: 1

      quothe: Mercury also directly relates to cryptography 300 years ago because of John Wilkins' 1694 book on the subject "Mercury or the Secret and Swift Messenger". And the new novel takes place 3 centuries ago, and JWikins has been mentioned by Stephenson in the context of Cryptonomicon's 'universe'. Late 16th early 17th century - the stirrings of the industrial revolution, the hard sciences are starting to take form. The Bill of Rights was recent passed (in England). The British and French are fighting each other in North America. The Jacobites are still active. Peter the Great, Catherine I, Louis XV, Johnathan Swift, Blackbeard the pirate. This was the roots and foundation of the Age of Enlightenmen, the American Revolution, and other minor events. Should be interesting.

    2. Re:Quicksilver : Very interesting title. by torpor · · Score: 2

      Why would quicksilver not have any relevance 300 years ago? Many occultists, high priests and philosophers of that period believed that mercury (quicksilver) had special 'mystical' properties. I wouldn't find it to hard to comprehend that it's being used in interesting ways in the next book for encryption purposes - just maybe not electrically...

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  45. But can Stephenson make the character compelling? by Glawen · · Score: 2

    It was almost an experiment, to see if it was theoretically possible: Can you make a Unix systems administrator into a fictional character who people will find compelling?

    I enjoyed Cryptonomicon in spite of Randy Waterhouse, not because of him. Randy's grandfather, Lawrence, is a compelling character. Bobby Shaftoe, Gunter Bischoff, et al are compelling characters.

    Randy, on the other hand, is a bland little fellow who could be redeemed only through death or excruciatingly painful torture. The Jar Jar Binks of Cryptonomicon...

  46. Some things just aren't meant to be easy. by Christopher+Biggs · · Score: 2

    Using a standalone PC is like riding a tricycle around the backyard, compared to connecting to a network (driving on the freeway).

    I don't think you'd expect a six year old kid to be able to drive a car. Likewise, some things about computing are Just Plain Hard.

    Programming, network management, security, protecting kids from <insert demon here>. These things are Hard Problems, and no amount of "Teach Yourself X in 24 hours for Anencephalic Walrusus" books can make it easy.

    The whole concept of "computers should be made easy" is bogus. Wiring your eletricity should be easy? Anyone should be able to drive a car without needing lessons? Organ Transplants For Dummies? Learn to diagnose your child's illness in 24 hours?

    Using computers can be made easier. Management and installation issues, very much less so.

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  47. Re:No, not "funny" by delmoi · · Score: 1

    hrm, this story was up a day ago, then it dissapeared.

    Now its back. strange.


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  48. Re:But can Stephenson make the character compellin by synthetic · · Score: 1

    Root was by far the best character! I found him to be the most compelling character. I remember reading an interview with him post-Cryptonomicon, and him hinting that some of your favorites will be in the next book or two, and I totally hope it's Root. Root And Bobby Shaftoe were by far the best characters....Shaftoe's morphine induced visions, I loved it.

  49. compelling unix admin? Easy! by (nil) · · Score: 1

    'an experiment... Can you make a Unix systems administrator into a fictional character who people will find compelling?'

    BOFH? Pitr?

    -(())

  50. Apropos quote by FascDot+Killed+My+Pr · · Score: 2

    "Most of it's written, I just have to finish it.

    While you're at it, go back and finish all the others, too.
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  51. ooo by nomadic · · Score: 1

    Can you make a Unix systems administrator into a fictional character who people will find compelling?

    Oooh, maybe it'll transfer over into real life and I'll have wild exciting adventures with beautiful women and car chases.

    Maybe I better go start the development system backups as usual just in case it doesn't pan out.

  52. Re:But can Stephenson make the character compellin by ejw · · Score: 1
    I enjoyed Cryptonomicon in spite of Randy Waterhouse...

    I agree. Randy Waterhouse is supposed to be an "everynerd" in the sense that most people think of nerds today (read: many slashdotters). In the book, he meets other types of nerds. For example:
    Amy Shaftoe = diving nerd
    Bobby Shaftoe = Marine Raider nerd
    Enoch Root = Philosophy nerd

    The book becomes interesting when Randy's horizons are broadened. The lesson: nerds need to cross-train! There's lots more hacking in the world that needs to be done than just at a computer. Take off that calculator-watch, chuck it in the South Pacific, and do something!

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  53. Re:Can your grandma use Linux? by cascadefx · · Score: 1
    I agree. I make my living providing the back end user friendly experience people associate with the windows products they have on their desk. It basically boils down to my fixing it when it breaks. They have no idea, no clue where to begin, because to them it is not easy.

    This is not to rag on the end user. Because someone is a manager of 50 people and has daily tasks to get done, does not mean he should also know how to set up and troubleshoot his computer. Heck, that's why people specialize in this world. I am fine with that.

    The problem is that it creates the illusion that windows is stable and easy to use. Many of the people actually learn to use the software (ie navigate around its idiosyncracies) by watching and learning from other people using the same package. Probably the most bizarre and interesting conversations you can ever witness occur between a user of one office suite trying to coach someone through the use of different office suite (as rarely as that happens today). The conclusions they always come up with are wrong. They inevitably end up saying "This would be easier to do if you were using X office suite." That may or may not be true, but there verdict comes from not being able to navigate the particular idiosyncracies of the package they are trying to "help" with, not based on it technical merits.

  54. Congratulations by / · · Score: 1

    Your response misses both the spirit (as an aside) and the substance of my post. Do you always criticize everyone who takes the time to articulate why he agrees with you? You make me sad.

    Honestly, think before you insult people.

    And while you're at it, check the "no score +1 bonus" button when posting such followups, as I have done. It's a privilege, not a trophy.

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  55. Re:"Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise" by Thorgal · · Score: 1

    I've got shivers every time I read it.

    Wonder how it's going to look in Polish translation.


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  56. Re:The answer... by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

    Just read the Register. Simon (the original author of BOFH) writes a continuing BOFH story for them every week or so. He hasn't lost it, though the waffle iron bit _was_ good.

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  57. Re:Finux, Cryptonomican, and the Like by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 2

    He's been asked this. I had the opportunity to see him in Boston when he was hawking the book (which I'd already read, but got autographed)

    IIRC it's because if he had had the characters use Linux, PGP, etc. then he'd have to describe them accurately. He gained more freedom in his writing (while still letting everyone who knew what they were know that he knows too) by having Finux, Ordo, ETC, etc.

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  58. ok, so I;m ignorant by jovlinger · · Score: 1

    but Ican't figure out what GEB is. Drop us a clue?

    1. Re:ok, so I;m ignorant by Fizgig · · Score: 1

      Godel, Escher, Bach, by Hafstadter. It's about strange loops, recursion, logic, etc. Weird, but I hardly see how Cryptonomicon steals from it. I'm only 300 pages into GEB, and I can't see how anyone who didn't already know the math could stand reading that part (I skip over most of it). I do think it's interesting, but the ideas this poster is referring to hardly originated there. And you can't blame Stephenson for copying Turing's ideas; he's one of the characters!

  59. Time Digital Popup sucks... by kenzoid · · Score: 1

    I'm just bummed that I had to deal with a stupid "Subscribe to Time Digital!" popup window when I Backed off of their site. Felt like I had gotten lost and ended up on GeoCities or some porn site...at least, I've HEARD that porn sites have that sort of thing...*grin*

  60. Re:reading stephenson is like shooting heroin by T.+Emthrie · · Score: 1
    I was lost in my visions and my ideals, surviving by gnawing off my left arm

    LOL, that was a little unexpected. Very funny.

  61. Chris Cunningham by yardgnome · · Score: 1
    With Cunningham making Neuromancer, I have no doubt that it will be a good adaptation. Cunningham is one of the freakish prodigies of the film world that most of us never hear about, because they choose to remain unknown. However, here's a little bit about him and the work he's done (what I can remember, at least):

    • He started in underground film at age 15.
    • He was working closely with Kubrick on AI at age *19*
    • He directed many music videos, for artists including Madonna, Leftfield, and Bjork (the videos he's done definitely have an ambiance that that would be great in Neuromancer)
    • You know the freaky face that Aphex Twin puts on everyone from kids to pimps? That's Cunningham's design.

    Another cool Neuromancer movie tidbit...it's rumored that Aphex Twin will be doing the music. Imagining that makes me shiver with joy all over.

    However, I am wondering how Cunningham will depict all of the cerebral events in Neuromancer. One of the best parts of that book (for me at lest) was Gibson's amazing way of describing emotion and thought so that it almost felt like you were feeling/thinking those things...

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  62. The answer... by SupahVee · · Score: 3
    Can you make a Unix systems administrator into a fictional character who people will find compelling?'

    The Answer is 'yes'. Ever heard of the BOFH? 'nuff said :-)

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  63. Can your grandma use Linux? by georgeha · · Score: 2

    as easily as she can use Windows?

    I think that is the point Stephenson is making, and I agree with him.

    The distros are trying to make it easier, but it's not there yet, and you shouldn't deny it.

    George

  64. oh man by conform · · Score: 1


    New Rose Hotel is a B-grade Skinemax movie. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. It is one of the worst movies I have seen in a loooooong time. 65 minutes of plot and the 30 minutes of random flashbacks to footage we've already seen? Augh.

    I've watch a lot of Christopher Walken films; he does a lot of sub-par movies. His presence is usually enough to make the movies entertaining, but this one... just doesn't cut it.

    A real shame, too. I'm a big Gibson fan and they turned into mediocre meaningless crap.

    1. Re:oh man by extra88 · · Score: 1

      Yes, the movie does indeed suck. Not even enough skin to be called a Skinemax movie. I got the distinct impression that there was no script for a good deal of the movie, DeFoe and Walken were supposed to improvise. That would be fine if there was anything else going on.

      It was directed by Abel Ferrara who makes pretty fucked up movies that only occasionally turn out well. _Bad Lieutenant_ was pretty good (and nasty). I've heard his version of _Invasion of the Body Snatchers_ has at least some good stuff in it.

      I think the "option" for New Rose Hotel has been bouncing around for something like 15 years. I seem to recall hearing Oliver Stone having it for a while.

      After the disappointment of Johnny Mnemonic I didn't think it could get worse but it did.

  65. r00t by Signal+11 · · Score: 1

    Bah, that's an easy experiment.. simply show the the normals how we really work.

  66. Design by yardgnome · · Score: 1

    The face is just plastered all over, but if I were to put my face on a kid, it would probably just look silly. Similarly, if James just put his face on a kid and put it on a CD cover or a video, we'd probably snicker.
    But Cunningham's got the eye to arrange characters, backgrounds, colors, etc. in a way that just makes me feel wrong on the inside. Parts of the "Come to Daddy" video (especially the feral kids) made me want to curl into the fetal position.

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  67. More complete list of Cunningham's music vidoes by yardgnome · · Score: 1

    This might not be totally complete, but I tried....

    Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy
    Aphex Twin - Windowlicker
    Leftfield - Afrika Shox
    Bjork - All is Full of Love
    Squarepusher - Come on Selector
    Portishead - Only You
    Madonna - Frozen
    Autechre - Second Bad Vilbel

    If you've seen these videos, you've got a good idea of Cunningham's style. He did some commercials, too, but I can't remember what they were for...

    yardgnome

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  68. Re:Why I hate TIME by doom · · Score: 2
    Whoa, lost a whole two points of Karma on that one. That was a suprise eh? Fortunately I've got more to burn.

    And you know what: That posting did *not* deserve to be pounded down. I said two things of substance, which I'd be glad to defend if discussions on slashdot were capable of lasting longer than two rounds: (1) Time magazine's characterization of "Snow Crash" as "prescient" is ridiculous... maybe it'll turn out that way, but writing about computer networks before everyone got into Netscape doesn't count as "prescient" (2) The book itself doesn't say much about the net that wasn't said by Gibson.

    I would also be willing to defend the point that the book is slanted at the slash-baby crowd. Where Gibson borrowed riffs from noir-fiction, Stephenson worked from video games and comic books.

    I make the further point that slashdot moderators are *awful*: moderators are *not* supposed to pound something down just because they disagree with it.

  69. Defining Science-Fiction by opencode · · Score: 2
    Seems like the interviewer has a pretty narrow definition of Science Fiction - since when are Sci-Fi and Historical-Fi separate entities ??

    And more specifically, didn't he read The Diamond Age?? If this wasn't Historical Fiction on exponential levels, I don't know what is ....

    Then again, seems like Neal himself forgot he wrote Diamon ... too bad -- still borderline-essential Sci-Fi reading ....

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  70. Nice question... by Travoltus · · Score: 3
    Can you make a Unix systems administrator into a fictional character who people will find compelling?

    Sure you can. The problem with the sci-fi / cyberpunk (sciberpunk?) scene is that, with notable exceptions such as Stephenson's Snow Crash, too much emphasis is put on the technology.

    It's like those Harlequin novels - it's cyber hokey, the scene generally lacks dimension. The same problem plagues the romantic novel genre, and especially adult entertainment. The same thing can be found in 'action' films. All guns and explosions, and little of anything else. One-dimensional stories suck, no matter what - even sciberpunk stories.

    As for the question, well, now that I've provided my own version of a solution, let me give you a scenario as an example of how to apply it (hey I'm starting to sound like a real blowhard here, hehe):

    Let's say this sytsem administrator's life revolves around computers. Why not explore what got him into computers? You'd have to look into his heart and see what enamored him to this hobby, people do this in stories all the time, it adds dimension to the character. Maybe he admires the consistent behavior of computers, maybe he is avoiding the treacherous pit of snakes that is what we call the 'modern American social life'. Maybe he's about to learn some social skills and come out of his shell - or maybe he is about to open someone's eyes to the 'romance' and excitement he enjoys in pursuit of his work. Explore that. Or why not make this guy a well-rounded character? Think outside the one-dimensional box. That would grab people's attention.

    Why not put this Unix systems administrator in a whole new world that you've built? Or in a version of this world? Paint some elaborate scenery around him - throw in culture, religion, politics, and social issues. Don't just trap him in front of a keyboard and base a story on the premise that he is saving the world in 101 keys or less.

    I think Neal Stephenson's writings represent a good example of an affirmative answer to that question. Snow Crash's Hiro Protagonist, and especially his partners in crime Juanita and YT, were multi dimensional characters. Juanita, heck, she was an expert on religion and Sumerian culture.

    BTW: Who else besides me was wowed by that Snowcrash line "Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise" ?

    (Now all the Neal Stephenson haters are gonna kill me. Hooboy. Fan wars. I'm outta here. Ciao!)


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    1. Re:Nice question... by Perdo · · Score: 1
      They'll listen to reason.... Everyone listens to reason.

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  71. READ MY SCI-FI/CYBERPUNK NOVEL!!! by delmoi · · Score: 2

    And make money fast while you do it!

    Actually, I'm not done with it yet, but what I have done is posted on the web.

    My guess is that a lot of the people reading this thread are into sci-fi/cyberpunk, and I'd be curious to see what you guys think (Keep in mind that it's a rough draft). I only have about 20 pages or so written, but most of the people who've read it said it was ok, or at least, not that bad.

    I hope this isn't entirely offtopic, at least :). Oh, and I was lying about the money.

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  72. Re:No dumbass by muldrake · · Score: 1
    I don't know what's up with that shit. Happened to me yesterday, thought it was something wiggy about the post itself, changed it a little, same thing. Logged out, same thing. Logged back in, same thing. Tried it from another machine, same thing.

    Worked fine a couple hours later. I don't know. WTF?

  73. Re:But can Stephenson make the character compellin by alumshubby · · Score: 2

    Bobby Shaftoe = Marine Raider nerd

    "Marine Raider nerd"?? WTH????

    The closest thing to a Marine Raider nerd I've ever seen is William Manchester -- maybe.

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  74. Streaming Gold by Raffy · · Score: 1

    You wrote:
    I dug the quiet moment at the end, where Randy sees the stream of gold

    This bugged me for one big reason:

    Isn't molten gold pretty friggin HOT?!?

    I may be wrong, but sitting just a couple feet above what is essentially a cauldron or crucible of molten metal, we'd have ended up with an asphyxiated Randy Kebob.

    Rafe

    V^^^^V

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  75. Stephenson haters by Crag · · Score: 1

    (Now all the Neal Stephenson haters are gonna kill me. Hooboy. Fan wars. I'm outta here. Ciao!)

    ALL OF THEM?

    Larry, Curly, AND Moe??

  76. Re:no, no not really by Nilatir · · Score: 1

    The idea of melting the gold actually was a good ending. Digging up the gold would have left more loose ends because if you remember the gold bars were stamped by the banks/countries that owned them. By melting them it erased all traces of previous ownership which would have cause even more discussion regarding the ending.

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  77. Re:Why I hate TIME by dangermouse · · Score: 1

    Take it back. Snow Crash used a lot of stuff from Gibson, and from Sterling for that matter, but it definitely stood on its own. The plot and background were excellent and far from what Gibson and Sterling had written. Give credit where it's due.

  78. The question by PopeAlien · · Score: 1

    -Sure you can make a Unix Sysadmin character compelling - to the right audience.. I'm enjoying "The Cuckoo's Egg" by Cliff Stoll right now.. But I don't imagine a lot of TeleTubbies fans would dig it..

    I remember not too long ago 3 of Stephensons books were on the top ten selling scifi list - Cryptonomicon, Snow Crash, and The Diamond Age- So he's doing something right.. I know I look forward to the new book.

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