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Bell Labs, Preserving Delicate Sensibilities
LuserOnFire writes: "There is a PigDog article talking about the Bell Labs Text-to-Speech Synthesis. The amazing thing is not the technology itself, but that fact that Bell-Labs has a checkbox next to it that says 'If you plan to enter text which our system might consider to be obscene, check here to certify that you are old enough to hear the resulting output.'?!?! Like if you are old enough to spell a swear, you don't know what the word sounds like?" More fun than a TI-99/4A with speech-synthesis card. Those wouldn't say the bad words at all.
The best warning ever, must be this:
Don't use nuclear weapons to troubleshoot faults.
It comes from SAFETY RULES FOR US STRATEGIC BOMBERS2 C3AF4F2snlbxq'|dc
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echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln80~Psnlbx]16isb15CB32EF3AF9C0E5D727
echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln80~Psnlbx]16isb572CCB9AE9DB03273snlbxq' |dc
The reference is wrong. According to this page, both British and Australian computers had been used for playing music at least six years previously.
The music of CSIRAC, the first Australian computer, has recently been recreated using an emulator and rebuilt hardware, and a CD has been released.
Go you big red fire engine!
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
--Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
but Lucent's page wasn't able to utter a phase through my web browser.
All my dialog boxes eventually catch my attention by speaking the message if I'm not paying attention. Even more important with OS X since I can be concentrating on some other task.
Text to speech is cute, not very difficult and not computationally demanding.
Speech to text is a very different kettle of fish.
MSBPodcast.com The opinions expressed here are my own. If you don't like 'em... Think up your own stuff.
Quick! Someone pipe the DeCSS source through there so the RIAA can go after Bell Labs!
grubTrolling is a art,
I thought MS Bookshelf has only been out for the past three or so years
MS Bookshelf was one of the first "shovelware" CD apps out there. Back when buying a single-speed CD-rom (with controller card!) for $900 was a good deal...
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"Pardon me, Stewardess? I speak Jive."
-- Barbara Billingsley
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"Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
i remember when i was 14 or so, and i discovered that ms bookshelf had an audio file for the sample pronunciation of "motherfucker" i thought it was absolutely hilarious to have that monotone voice demonstrate to me how to swear.
ah, the memories...
#define F(x) int main(){printf(#x,10,#x);}
F(#define F(x) int main(){printf(#x,10,#x);}%cF(%s))
The Trash 80 software usually said "I cannot say that", but for a**h***, it would say "Rectum", which, given its low fidelity, was far more amusing sounding.
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
This stuff sounds only marginally better than speech card add-on a college friend had for his TRS-80 and that was in 1982.
:-P
It, too, filtered profanities, but foh-net-ik spelling solved that problem.
That's bugged me for years. In Kubrick's 2001, they could talk to HAL and HAL would respond in a pleasant human sounding voice. Okay, it didn't do a great job singing, but not only do we in the real 2001 not have a computer you can converse with (Eliza notwithstanding), but we can't even do the speech! Of course, Clarke never envisioned marvels like http://www.amiallyourbaseornot.com, so I guess we have other advantages in the real world vs. science fiction.
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
...how bad you think this thing is, perhaps you
should take a look at some of the examples to see
just what it is capable of. This think is not the
mere equivalent of something you ran on a TI-99 or
a MAC once, it's really quite a sophisticated thing.
mefus
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um, er... eh -- *click*
mefus
In Open Society, GPL Software frees YOU!
Here is a link to a reference: The first time a computer played music was in 1957, at Bell Labs in the United States. The song was called Daisy, which is the same piece that the intelligent computer HAL (in Stanley Kubrick's film version of Arthur C. Clarke's science fiction novel 2001) starts humming as it is being disassembled. Naturally, this is not a coincidence, but rather the intention of the director to return the computer to its "childhood state" (in a double sense) as it loses its advanced electronic identity
Ralph: "My freakin ears!"
My favorite is all the conservative websites out there that designate movies to be "good" and "bad" simply by counting all the times they have the word fuck....
just a little fucking rediculous if you ask me...
Doug
Venn ist das nurnstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ya! Beigerhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Woops.. I think you're right...
They're the same voice actor, and I was
just going off of what I remembered
(I have a very audio oriented memory).
Thanks for the catch...
Doug
Venn ist das nurnstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ya! Beigerhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Made the rounds a decade ago, from a radio 4 interview honoring 40 years since the battle of britian. Many modified versions of this story have circled the internet in humour files and joke lists.
I've heard the original audio on a BBC request show. Quite hilarious when you hear the whole thing. This is the closest I've found in a web search to what I remember the interview was like.
BBC INTERVIEWS AN RAF PILOT...
Gerry Wills, the famous BBC commentator, was interviewing Gerherd "Zibby" Zebdrehah the equally famous Polish WWI fighter ace who flew for the British. The interview went like this...
BBC: So please tell us Captain Zebdrehah about your most intimidating foe from those years.
Zebdrehah: I remember being jumped by 4 or 5 Fokkers. My God, the sky was thick with those Fokkers and every where I turned they were on me instantly...
BBC: I should just inform the radio audience that Captain Zebrehah is talking about the aircraft his opponent usually flew, the "Fokker" fighter plane.
Zebdrehah: Ya, maybe usually but these Fokkers were all flying Messerschmits!
the AC
Hemos is like...sci-fi fans;he thinks technology is cool, but he hasn't bothered to understand the science it's based on
Somewhere I still have the Usenet article where somebody was trying to get an Apache server to "speak Java" (some JVM problem I think), and was told that he had forgotten to signal with SIGHUP after making his changes. Except that U is right next to I on a qwerty keyboard, and so the poster mispelled it SIGHIP.
One of the followups said, no, if you send it a SIGHUP it'll speak Java, but if you send it a SIGHIP it'll start speaking Jive, and then proceeded to list a bunch of HTTP response codes all in "jive".
The only one I remember is "404 that file is NOT in da house."
You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
In high school, I did some work for a local TV station, and I still remember filming an interview with a "hometown celebrity" who flew in some of the older warplanes.
Fokker (sp?) makes a lot of warplanes. Fokker also sounds a bit, um, obscene when spoken by somebody with a gutteral voice.
"...an' then we hit some ack-ack from the border guards an' that ol' Fokker started twisting so bad..."
Had to do quite a bit of trimming on that interview before running it.
You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
With TI Basic and the Terminal Emulator II cartridge, you could make the Speech Synthesizer say anything you want.
It was more fun for me to type in this small program from MICROpendium for TI Extended basic, which made the Speech Synthesizer make all sorts of strange-ass sounds. I believe one game I had for it (in Extended Basic) made a frog croaking sound from the routine.
I stil have no idea how they got the female voices from the game Parsec in it though. Looknig from an old TI magazine, they DID digitze a woman's voice to do it.
Ahh, the speech synthesizer, an underexploited piece of hardware for the TI, as well as the MBX expansion system which had speech recognition!
Are you sure there was a "Speech Synth" cart? I had tons of TI-99/4A junk (some to be sold on Ebay), and never heard of it. I think you mean the "Extended Basic" cart. I had a later version of it from MircoPal, and it had a small list of words that could be used with the command CALL SAY("HELLO") and so on. If there was such a cart, it must have been a piece of junk.
As other people said, it was the TE2 Cart that provided good text-to-speech. Someone else posted that you had get/feed numbers for that to work with TE2. I think he is confusing it with the "Extended Basic" cart. There was a hackish workaround of getting small samples of speech published in some magazine (Home Computer Mag I think), but was a bitch to use. The TE2 cart let you do this in it's modified version of BASIC(from my memory):
10 open #1,speech (I think thats what you use)
20 print #1, "Fart Fart Yams Hobo in my room"
Or it was something simular to that. It's text to speech was VERY good for the time, I only needed to modify some words to better speech rarely.
you could also modify the speech tone/speed by doing:
30 print #1,"//30 59"
or something close. If you used values outside valid ranges (It never checked), you could get some crazy hissing and growling sounds.
It was the easy version of basic that the TI had that got me interested in programming. God Bless 'em.
The folks at Bell Labs have a sense of humor, anyway.
On their pre-generated samples page, the English sample is a computer-sung rendition of "Bicycle Built for Two." This is the song which the murderous HAL 9000 in Clark/Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey sang as he was being put to sleep.
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If schoolkids had such a fun program as this, they'd never go to the school library to look up naughty words in the dictionary.
was it saying "help, ive been slashdoted!"
The best of these would be capalert.com. He hasn't rated "Freddy Got Fingered", but he has nothin' good to say about the South Park movie. "*South Park* is another movie straight from the smoking pits of Hell."
Fade To Black somehow got Cap from CapAlert to do a Q&A column. It's a hoot.
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The Festival speech synthesis system page also has a web-based text-to-speech converter here, without the filter. It's free software, and does a pretty good job.
;-)
The automatic voice pitch is pretty neat; I built a hardware text-to-speech converter around 10 years ago, and it only produced a monotone voice that got pretty annoying after a while. Don't feed Festival raw HTML documents, though - it can cause the voice to get deeper and deeper until it has to reset the pitch.
But I was also really disappointed with the results. It doesn't sound much better than the old Apple II setup my chem teacher would wheel into class when his voice went.
I blame cheap sampling over the past decade or so. The ability to record a voice actor's voice and use that has precluded any real advancement on the synthesis front.
People talked about Jar Jar as the first virtual main character (and he wasn't even first) but they seem to forget-- his voice was nothing near virtual.
For better or worse, it seems like it will be a numberof years before we have an artificially generated voice as annoying as Jar Jar's.
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...the amazing thing is that if this feature weren't included, somebody would sue when their eight-year-old is exposed to synthetically-spoken profanity.
My mom is not a Karma whore!
Great, now we slashdotted free speech.
Monkey sense
I had one, and you didn't miss much. We had one game that used the speech synthesis. "Alpiner". The speech thing made fun of you when fell down. Said stuff like "Smooth move, sport".
With decades of research, exponential increases in computational output and DSP, when do ya suppose voice synthesys will sound like a voice?
(Of course, all I get is silence, and a 500 error.)
"Old enough to hear obscenities"? How old is that, anyway? I know kids aren't allowed near rated R movies, but you can already hear "fuck" (The Seventh Day) and "shit" (Star Trek Generations) in PG-13 movies. I'm also guessing you can curse in public, even when kids are around. Yes, I know about that One Case where a guy was busted for swearing in front of a kid, but that's one case in one state.
The earlier the better, in my opinion. There's nothing wrong with a little harsh language.
Actually, Timothy got it wrong-
The ti99/4a WOULD say the bad words, and it wasn't a speech synthesis card, it was a module that plugged into a port on the right side of the keyboard/console.
I liked my ti99/4a, my mom ran a ti education center, and had a network of 14 of them with the BIG expansion cases.
A host is a host from coast to coast, but no one uses a host that's close
you could actually run song lyrics off a CD booklet into this device and determine whether or not the CD deserves the advisory label without having to listen to the songs themselves. Next up: preventing misuse of your X-Ray vision
Bryguy
microsoftword.mp3 - it doesn't care that they're not words...
I dunno -- remember Jamie's article about the kids who screwed up the output of fortune to HTML and put the words "I put the shotgun in an Adidas bag and padded" on their web site? Where Jamie was irate that the police asked them some questions before realizing it was a misunderstanding and dropping the matter? Where Jamie and one boy's father were claiming that the kids now have a "police record" (absolutely false, according to the usual understanding of that term)?
In the course of showing what obviously angelic youngsters these are, Jamie writes:
..whose domain name contained the school's name and the Fword. This is a word, by the way, which G. obviously typed in to register the domain but which he was too polite to use over the phone. By the time we hung up, he had me embarrassed for saying it.
Uh, yeah. The owner of fuckwestbeverlyhigh.com is a candidate to replace Miss Manners.
Unsettling MOTD at my ISP.
Human speech (at least in English) is very complicated - it's not just a matter of translating symbols one-to-one into sounds. English, according to my copy of the Big Book of Linguistic Facts (tm), has ~40 vowel sounds (including regional variants, but not including diphthongs). And 5, maybe 6, vowel letters. So the computer has to perform some fairly elaborate calculations that most humans can do "automatically" in order to decide which sound snippet to use, how to tweak it and blend it with surrounding sounds, etc, etc - personally, I thought that the output from the Bell program was quite impressive.
Look at http://www.bell-labs.com/project/tts/tts-overview. html for more information on how they built this system:
etc, etc, etc
I AM a mirror running. Mail me your text and I will call you back by phone to read your text aloud.
I can do the male voice, the female voice, in French, Dutch and English.
Anyways, the thing is that it's like TV. They don't want it that something this widely used might have obscenities. There is enough parents that would raise hell over something as small as that, and likely, they just don't want to deal with it. That's all.
01101001 01100001 01101101 01101110 01101111 01110100 01100001 01101100 01100001 01110111 01111001 01100101 01110010
Whoa...
Dancin Santa
It seems to be missing the "Drunken Hobo" and "Jive" voice option. Welcome t' da damn Bell Labs text-t'-speech system. Step off, Pharoah.
Instead of what you said, you'll get a receipt printed out
Or:
**computer voice** you are fined one-half credit for violation of the verbal parameter
As in "Demolition Man."
Along with a receipt of demerit from M$, which would be a fun alternative to toilet paper!
My Karma was at 49, then they switched to words. All that work for nothing!