Help Stress Test The New Slashdot

Here's you chance to generate wasteful http traffic without even having to run unpatched IIS! We're ready to test Banjo, our new fancy setup w/ new code and new hardware. We plan to keep testing until we think the system is ready. You are also welcome to submit Bug Reports, although it would be helpful if you skimmed the list of bugs before submitting new ones so we don't have 300 of you tell us that your user info page has other people's comments listed on it again. The new hardware is mostly in place, but the code hasn't been fully optimized yet, so run your wgets... write your bots... whatever makes you happy, but please don't be malicious: just try to load and submit web pages. And don't be surprised, its gonna go up and down like a yo yo as we fix things.

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Re:Banjo jokes are dumb

[BigBlockMopar]

This big-mouthed kike is sure to be added onto my gassing list.

There, there. After a five minute visit with the Mohel, you'll be feeling a lot better.

Now who's the real dookie?

[Frank White]

Now who's the real dookie, meaning who's really the shit? Them niggas ride dicks, Frank White push the sticks, on a Lexus LX 4 and a half, bulletproof glass tints if I want some ass.