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Here's you chance to generate wasteful http traffic without even having to run unpatched IIS! We're ready to test Banjo, our new fancy setup w/ new code and new hardware. We plan to keep testing until we think
the system is ready. You are also welcome to submit Bug Reports, although it would be helpful if you skimmed the list of bugs before submitting new ones so we don't have 300 of you tell us that your user info page has other people's comments listed on it again. The new hardware is mostly in place, but the code hasn't been fully optimized yet, so run your wgets... write your bots... whatever makes you happy, but please don't be malicious: just try to load and submit web pages. And don't be surprised, its gonna go up and down like a yo yo as we fix things.
i dont know about you, but computer illiterate people standing over me while i fix something - expecting to learn something - stresses me out big time.
It's intentionally disconnected to provide OpenBSD-like security.
I think this is all part of CmdrTaco's plan to rename Slashdot to what he wishes he had chosen in the first place: Banjodot.
Got Rhinos?
Banjo
The name "banjo" stresses me too much already.
I expect Kermit to start singing any second.
Fire and Meat. Yummy.
Well, I guess the test results are in. -b
If I wanted a sig I would have filled in that stupid box.
Put up two different servers, that way you can have the dueling banjos :)
>Bizarre errors
/usr/local/libexec/mysqld: Oh crap.
/usr/local/libexec/mysqld: way, way too many connections!
/usr/local/libexec/mysqld: are you crazy?!
/usr/local/libexec/mysqld: what do you think this is, Slashdot?
/usr/local/libexec/mysqld: Shutdown Complete.
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Ahh, I see what the problem is.
I'm writing this note to apologize. I think I broke your new server. You said the new hardware and software were maybe not completely configured yet, but I clicked on the link anyway, and now I think your server is down.
I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to break anything, I know I should be more careful in the future. Hope this doesn't set you back too far.
Sincerely,
rkent
"Oh, you can take that, eh? Well let's raise it a few hundred volts...."
Got Rhinos?
I guess you could call it the Cluster's Last Stand....
Got Rhinos?
At least the rest of the net is snappy, now that all slashdotters are trying to try out Banjo...
/Janne
Trust the Computer. The Computer is your friend.
Has banjo been slashdotted already? Because I HONESTLY CAN'T TELL FROM THE COMMENTS!
One more post about Banjo being slashdotted, and I'm going to scream.
"And don't be surprised, its gonna go up and down like a yo yo"
And this is different from the current servers how?
Sorry, I would have posted this sooner, but it took 5 minutes for comments.pl to load.
and as i am reading this, the fortune at the bottom of the page reads:
"We came. We saw. We kicked its ass." -- Bill Murray, _Ghostbusters
"I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines." - Mr. Furious, Mystery Men
"Why do we always hurt the ones we love?
Why, Banjo, WHY?!"
-carl
. We've got computers, we're tapping phone lines, you know that ain't allowed - Talking Heads, "Life During Wartime"
famous last words....
Make It Secret . Free JavaScript implementation of AES for your browser
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finally I can see my posting history from more than a week or so back.
I've never been a very frequent poster, but this is one reason why I've trailed off for months and months.
The search engine hasn't ever - in my recollection - thrown back at me my complete earlier posts, and user info has been extremely restricted to maybe the most recent couple of weeks. I once even resorted to a google search, but only came up with posts from literally ages ago.
This may sound like I'm being self obsessed. But here's why this annoyed me :
On /. I'm not holding a conversation in the way I am with someone in person. Sure I may hold a short - term memory of the poster's handle to whom I replied, or the topic of the story. But that's about it. Conversing on - line simply doesn't have the cues and triggers for recall like talking with someone in person. There's so little secondary information or impressions to rely on.
I'm not talking about staring back at how I managed to get some karma either (tho' it's nice:) but to try and understand the context of my thoughts at the time. By looking back I can see how stupid or even, maybe, informed I was. That helps me learn.
It brings me back, because I can better relate to my earlier experience of /. and what meant something enough for me to write, edit and post, hopefully in a grammatical fashion. Now all that I want is a _full_ record of my posts.
I guess some people might find some privacy concerns over this (given that even google doesn't seem to find everything I posted) but then I'll trade that for the learning experience, and the ability to find the souls (by handle at least) who provoked me to though in the first instance.
I would have posted a link to my user search on banjo.slashdot.org but then it's down;) Something for you guys to stress test I guess?
htpp://www.google/cached/2690/35535638/ba%j0/88%00 76598
Oh, New Slashdot,
Don't you fail on me,
I've given you new hardware,
To keep Banjo from its knees.
Have you read my journal today?
The new hardware is mostly in place
Yes, but did you connect it?
Sig (appended to the end of comments I post, 54 chars)
10:19am PST -- trying to load a page
10:20am PST -- give up; read The Register
10:22am PST -- trying to load
10:24am PST -- give up, try to find a security hold in Windows
10:24am PST -- done; try and reload Banjo
10:27am PST -- give up
10:34am PST -- submit comment to the good 'ole Slasdhot
I want my 15 minutes back.
there are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots