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Here's you chance to generate wasteful http traffic without even having to run unpatched IIS! We're ready to test Banjo, our new fancy setup w/ new code and new hardware. We plan to keep testing until we think the system is ready. You are also welcome to submit Bug Reports, although it would be helpful if you skimmed the list of bugs before submitting new ones so we don't have 300 of you tell us that your user info page has other people's comments listed on it again. The new hardware is mostly in place, but the code hasn't been fully optimized yet, so run your wgets... write your bots... whatever makes you happy, but please don't be malicious: just try to load and submit web pages. And don't be surprised, its gonna go up and down like a yo yo as we fix things.

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Re:Banjo jokes are dumb

[BigBlockMopar]

The only reason you got modded up is because you're one of those techno Jews.

Oy vey, you're so right.

After all, I was born in Cardiff, Wales to a parents who are Irish/Scottish and Scottish/French Hugenot (Hugenot = 'Cajuns who didn't immigrate to the USA).

As you can see, I'm clearly a Yid.

I ain't got nothing against Jews and all, but ya'll tend to stick together and I kinda admire that. You know like the Mafia and shit.

Sure do! My best friend since high school is a Jew. Given that I'm not even Jewish, it's a testament to how well we Jews stick together.

Oh yeah... The only reason I wrote is because I think banjo jokes are dum because they're made up by techno and diamund Jews who ain't never hunted or fished cause thier mama too afraid they gunna get killed by the Klan.

This Yiddohpile has never enjoyed hunting and fishing. My pastimes instead include wandering around rural automotive wrecking yards, collecting parts for my old cars. My mama's more afraid of the fact that I'm going to have another 1971 Chrysler New Yorker fall on me some day.