1st Cup Of Coffee: Hardening Your Arteries

mikewhittaker writes "A recent article on The Times refer to a report which indicates that the intake of caffeine from a single coffee can have adverse effects on your arteries and heart." Actually, it goes so far to say that the first cup of coffee is the worst. Of course, basically, anything you do is bad for at some level, so I guess it's choosing your poisons.

Comments

Easy fix

[geophile]

So skip the first cup of coffee and go right to the second.

Glad I switched!

[pgpckt]

a single coffee can have adverse effects on your arteries and heart.

Whew. That was close. Glad I switched to espresso!

Shame

[mwillems]

It is rather a shame that society (North American society) is so obsessed now with risk aversion!

Everything we do has good and bad affects. Coffee makes you feel good but shortens life. Good choice for each to make. Wine lessens cardiovascular degeneration but increases the chance of liver ailments. Flying gets you tere quickly but you can fall. Peanuts are wholesome food but can kill one in a million. In the USA, only the negative part of each of these equations is being seen. Playgrounds have no swigs here anymore becuase they too can be dangerous.

Well, I for one will not worry. I make my own choices. I take calculated risks. I am aware that it all ends in tears anyway: no-one lives over 110 years and anyway, by 80, half of us have Alzheimers. Best enjoy the three score years and ten I'd say.

Would talk more but must be off for a coffee.

coffee quotes

[FarHat]

* Turkish Proverb: "Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death,
and sweet as love."
* Sheikh Abd-al-Kadir (1587): "No one can understand the truth until
he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness."
* Sir James MacKintosh (18th century philosopher): "The powers of a
man's mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he
drank."
* Johann Sebastian Bach (1732, an aria from his 'Kaffee-Kantate'):
"Ah! How sweet coffee tastes! Lovlier than a thousand kisses,
sweeter than muscatel wine! I must have my coffee..."
* David Letterman (Esquire Interview Fall '94): "If it wasn't for
coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all."
* Chris Egolf (1993): "This damn pot is too fucking slow!"
* Wise New York City Homeless Man (1996, to Chris Egolf): "Son, you
need to get some coffee in you so people know you're alive!"

Play: Caffiene and Quake

[leonbrooks]

Scene opens with a programmer at his keyboard, with adjacent coffee pot producing delicious, stimulating caffienated mud.

• Begin: 100 health
  
• Drink 1st coffee: 90 health
  
• Drink 2nd coffee: 80 health
  
• Drink 3rd coffee: 71 health (decimals omitted for simplicity)
  
• Drink 4th coffee: 62 health
  
• Drink 5th coffee: 53 health
  
• Drink 6th coffee: 44 health
  
• Drink 7th coffee: 35 health
  
• Drink 8th coffee: 26 health
  
• Drink 9th coffee: 17 health
  
• Drink 10th coffee: 8 health
  
• Drink 11th coffee: -1 health, get sideways view of the floor.

Drink up! Yippeee...! Er...

• Enter a tall, thin chap in a black cloak and bearing a huge white feather, who sets about banishing you to the IPT.

Scene closes with programmer's workmates, each with coffee in hand, shaking their heads sadly as paramedics bear away a sheet-covered object on a stretcher.

My point: less harmful is not the same as harmless.