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Robot Family in Every Home?

cswilly writes: "Yahoo has a story that Sony wants to see a robot animal in every home. I was wondering if Sony has a total cost of ownership argument for these things? Let's see, $2500 for a robot dog + $100 in electricity oven ten years. A real dog costs, say $1/day to feed, lives ten years for $3650 on food, plus $1000 in vet bills. The robot wins hands down." But keeping it in Mom's Robot Oil isn't cheap either...

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  1. I can imagine the spam.... by mgebbers · · Score: 2, Funny

    come and find all things to connected with sex: my sister, brother and my cute robot dog at www.robotdogfamilysex4u.com

    ;)

  2. TCO argument flawed by psych031337 · · Score: 5, Funny

    A sufficiently sized and well-trained dog is able come up with it's own food if you live in a neighborhood sporting enough cats.

    OTOH, the Sony petdogs probably have a setting to disable barking at night.

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    1. Re:TCO argument flawed by imipak · · Score: 4, Funny
      I have an old Onion InfoGraphic on my wall here - I had to have it there, for when my Aibo-owning sucker^w^w techno-obsessive friend comes round - "Why is Aibo so goddam popular?" I'd link but there's no URL on it and I can't find it at t'Onion...
      • Keeps all those goddam robot cats out of the yard
      • Crude, mechanical simulations of love and affection prepare children for the adult world
      • Marks territory with streams of caustic battery acid
      • Hoping to teach it to say "Rastro"
      • Doesn't vomit batteries back up like real dog
      • No need to drown it in brick-filled sack to shut it up
      • Hoping to train it to tuck in baby from airport videophone
      • Kids kept nagging for a cold, metallic object to hug
      • Won't bite the faces off children unless specifically programmed to
    2. Re:TCO argument flawed by quonsar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sony petdogs probably have a setting to disable barking at night.

      but can you disable its reporting back to Sony on the pirated music you listened to all day?

  3. RealDoll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I would like to see the same calculation for a real human versus a RealDoll:

    http://www.realdoll.com/

    Think of how much you would save! We need RealDolls in every home!

  4. What a coincidence by Nastard · · Score: 3, Funny

    Some kind person left a pamphlet on my car, indicating that the world was going to end soon, and that I should beware the mark of the beast. As fate would have it, there is a pretty clear section of this highly informative and exceptionally soul-cleansing literature about robotic animals and their place in God's kingdom. As it turns out, this is clearly mentioned in an obscure and out-of-context verse of the bible. Beware, my friends, the end is near.

    Man, what I wouldn't give to know who that kind person was, so that I might track them down and give them a good thanking.

  5. Re:China by manon · · Score: 3, Funny

    So they will start eating robot dogs instead of real ones? ;)

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  6. And in this corner.... by gr8fulnded · · Score: 1, Funny

    Thats right folks. Think about it. With enough robot dogs and some typical /. tinkering, we're talking about nightly Battle Bots right in your own living room.

    --Dave

  7. Why stop there? by neema · · Score: 2, Funny

    Last night took my girlfriend out to dinner and a movie. Dinner cost 72 dollars and the movie was about 23. This is just a fraction of the expenses I always pay on this girl.

    Robot Girlfriend, however, will sit at home until I return from where ever I was having fun...

    and the bitch will like it!

    Long live Robot Girlfriend!

  8. Does that include this home?... by Robber+Baron · · Score: 3, Funny

    Haven't they already got a protptype working in this home?

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  9. Why Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil? by Captain+Zion · · Score: 2, Funny

    But keeping it in Mom's Robot Oil isn't cheap either...

    Yeah, but remember that anchovies are not extinct... yet!

  10. Re:Real dogs... by Leven+Valera · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not that I break into many houses, but if the house I burglar has a robot dog, it's not going to scare me off. I'd take it.

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  11. Re:Life Expectancy? by jandrese · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have you ever had a real dog (or cat?) They certainly aren't "operational" all day long unless the Aibo has a "sleep and ignore my master" mode. :)

    This is doubly true for cats. In fact the AI for a robotic cat should be pretty easy to write:
    while true
    do
    sleep
    sleep
    sleep
    eat
    sleep
    sleep
    sleep
    random
    done

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    I read the internet for the articles.
  12. Re:Life Expectancy? by quonsar · · Score: 2, Funny
    you forgot:

    puke up hairball
    shit over the side of the litter box

  13. Robot cats more cost-effective! by seanmeister · · Score: 3, Funny

    Robot cats are the way to go here... they're much cheaper to make, since they only need to be programmed to sit there and ignore you...