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  1. Between two pillows. on Planes, Trains, and Automobiles Have Become Top Carbon Polluters (technologyreview.com) · · Score: 1

    THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!

  2. It's like nobody here knows on Ask Slashdot: How Will You Handle Microsoft's New 'Cumulative' Windows Updates? (slashdot.org) · · Score: 1

    you can just disable the Windows Update service. problem solved.

  3. So LinkedIn is suing exactly 100 unknown entities? Doesn't even make sense, except as some sort of PR ploy.

  4. Possible answer to your question. From the article;

    "Once installed, the main Project Sauron modules start working as 'sleeper cells,' displaying no activity of their own and waiting for 'wake-up' commands in the incoming network traffic," Kaspersky researchers wrote in a separate blog post. "This method of operation ensures Project Sauron’s extended persistence on the servers of targeted organizations."

    So, how does it continuously poll network traffic looking for 'wake-up' commands? Is that not activity?

  5. anniversary update on Microsoft To Release Two Major Windows 10 Updates Next Year (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1, Interesting

    is it still wiping random partitions during update?

  6. just how? on Police Asked Facebook To Deactivate Woman's Account During Deadly Standoff (abc7.com) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    how the hell does one get in contact with facebook anyway?

  7. Re:Can you tell cortana on Microsoft Releases Windows 10 Anniversary Update (zdnet.com) · · Score: 2
    "Cortana, format C:" ?

    "Which format would you like to see your colon?"

  8. FACEBOOK: on Facebook Is Wrong, Text Is Deathless (kottke.org) · · Score: 1

    all dick videos, all the time.

  9. Re:It's only metadata on Facebook Could Be Eavesdropping On Your Phone Calls (news10.com) · · Score: 1

    No we're not "permanently" recording your full conversations, we're only temporarily transmitting a copy to our servers where robots listen and take detailed notes and then we use those notes about what you talked about for commercial purposes

    Well, in that case they are soon going to have a lot of notes about the weeping, pustulent sores on Zuckerburg's cock. Monetize that, you fucks.

  10. may not have much of practical case in 2016. on Motorola's Legendary RAZR Flip Phone Is Making a Comeback (engadget.com) · · Score: 1
    see, it's a flip phone. it doesn't need a case.

    (doesn't anyone speak english anymore?)

  11. Re:Microsoft is dieing on Microsoft Hits $1 Trillion In Total Cumulative Revenue: Reports (mspoweruser.com) · · Score: 1

    the company holding those reigns doesn't want it on any hardware but their own

    He who reigns takes the reins.

  12. Whatsoever...

  13. My paper on the EgoDrive will revolutionize physics.

  14. Re:Said this here before on /. ... apk on NASA Feed 'Goes Down As Horseshoe UFO Appears On ISS Live Cam' (mirror.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't they have just blocked us in their hosts file?

  15. Re:A prisoner could just as easily read the works. on Worshipping the Flying Spaghetti Monster Isn't a Real Religion, Court Rules (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    tenants: occupants, lessees
    tenets: principles or beliefs

  16. Re:What if a commercial bot has a penis panic? on Facebook Launches 'Agents On Messenger' Platform With Chatbots (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 2

    What would happen if one of these commercial bots has a spontaneous, uncontrollable penis panic while chatting with a customer?

    What if the customer asks a legitimate question, and the bot goes haywire and repeatedly replies with:

    MY PENIS IS SHRINKING! MY PENIS IS SHRINKING! MY PENIS IS SHRINKING! MY PENIS IS SHRINKING! MY PENIS IS SHRINKING! MY PENIS IS SHRINKING!

    The customer would not be pleased, I can assure you, if one of these business bots goes crazy like that!

    My anus is bleeding.
    My ANUS is BLEEDING.
    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

    I live in a giant bucket...

  17. Re:And to think.... on Study Says People Who Continually Point Out Typos Are 'Jerks' · · Score: 1

    Don't injure his self of steam.

  18. Re:Totaly agree on Study Says People Who Continually Point Out Typos Are 'Jerks' · · Score: 1

    consistent

  19. hj wiat... on Study Says People Who Continually Point Out Typos Are 'Jerks' · · Score: 1

    is tihs The Onion?

  20. Re:In other news on Amazon.com Now Bans USB Type-C Cables That Aren't Up To Spec (google.com) · · Score: 1

    I buy all my Slashdot posts on Amazon.

  21. Re:Linus filled a void on Torvalds' Secret Sauce For Linux: Willing To Be Wrong (ieee.org) · · Score: 1

    see haiku above.

  22. Re:keep secret? on Google Building a 100kW Transmitter at Spaceport America (hackaday.com) · · Score: 1

    no. RTFA. more like the output of a GI Joe walkie talkie.

  23. Re:Nobody fucking wants this on Microsoft Teams With Automakers To Put Windows, Office In Cars (microsoft.com) · · Score: 1

    They've never HAD to be, they just are.

  24. Where the crazy lives!

  25. Re:Link to actual catalogue on Catalogue of Government Gear For Cellphone Spying (theintercept.com) · · Score: 1

    DRT 1101B Maximum Number of Channels: 96 (half-duplex) 48 (full-duplex) Compatible with: Windows 2000, XP