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The Astronaut's New Clothes

Metox writes: "An article posted on www.sciam.com gives a glimpse into the future of space clothing for use in hostile environments, Earth orbit, Mars, etc. Of all the facts in the article, the one I found most interesting is that the current EVA (Extra Vehicular Activity) suit is an astonishing 24 years old. However, the article gives a good reason for this. As the EVA suit is used in a microgravity environment, mobility isn't as important, and dexterity can be enhanced by simple changes to the arms and hands. The article highlights the current tests of two new EVA/Mars contenders, the I-Suit and the H-Suit."

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  1. Stephen King, author, dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

    1. Re:Stephen King, author, dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I'm shaving my pubic hair as I write this.

    2. Re:Stephen King, author, dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      i'm licking my mommy's public hair as i write this
      i was a bad boy

    3. Re:Stephen King, author, dead at 54 by someguy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      This is one of the weirdest trolls I've seen.. Is it somebody working under the idea that adding even the smallest amount of confusion to someone's day counts? Or a groundswell gimmick for some new Stephen King book?

      Stephen King is not dead and has not been for the few weeks that this message has been repeatedly posted.

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    4. Re:Stephen King, author, dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


      You're such a tease, you bitch.

  2. Re:Jewish menace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    Don't make them black either, because you want them to work!

  3. come on, admit it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    you're just a perv. too much anime and space opera.

  4. OT: REALITY CHECK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Given this bloody record, why should anyone be surprised that those
    who have been targeted by the United States have sought to strike
    back?

    The same media that is now screaming for blood has routinely applauded
    the use of violence against whatever country or people are deemed to
    be obstacles to US interests. Let us recall the words of New York
    Times columnist Thomas Friedman, who had this to say to the Serbian
    people during the US bombing campaign in 1999: It should be
    lights out in Belgrade: every power grid, water pipe, road and
    war-related factory has to be hit.... [W]e will set your country back
    by pulverizing you. You want 1950? We can do 1950. You want 1389? We
    can do 1389.

    The foreign policy of the US is a mixture of cynicism, brutality and
    irresponsibility. Washington has pursued a course that has inflamed
    the hatred of large sections of the worlds population, creating
    an environment in which recruits can be found for bloody terrorist
    operations. In rare moments of candor, foreign policy specialists have
    acknowledged that the actions of the United States provoke hatred and
    the desire for retribution. During the Balkan War, former Secretary of
    State Lawrence Eagleburger stated: Weve presented to the
    rest of the world a vision of the bully on the block who pushes a
    button, people out there die, we dont pay anything except the
    cost of a missile ... thats going to haunt us in terms of
    trying to deal with the rest of the world in the years ahead.

    This insight has not prevented the same Eagleburger from declaring
    Tuesday night that the United States should respond to the destruction
    of the World Trade Center by dropping bombs immediately on any country
    that might have been involved.

    George W. Bushs address to the nation Tuesday evening
    epitomized the arrogance and blindness of the American ruling class.
    Far from America being the brightest beacon for freedom and
    opportunity in the world, the US is seen by tens of millions as
    the main enemy of their human and democratic rights, and the main
    source of their oppression. The American ruling elite, in its
    insolence and cynicism, acts as if it can carry out its violent
    enterprises around the world without creating the political conditions
    for violent acts of retribution.

    In the immediate aftermath of Tuesdays attacks, US authorities
    and the media are once again declaring that Osama bin Laden is
    responsible. This is possible, although, as always, they present no
    evidence to back up their claim.

    But the charge that bin Laden is the culprit raises a host of
    troubling questions. Given the fact that the US has declared this
    individual to be the worlds most deadly terrorist, whose every
    move is tracked with the aid of the most technologically sophisticated
    and massive intelligence apparatus, how could bin Laden organize such
    an elaborate attack without being detected? An attack, moreover,
    against the same New York skyscraper that was hit in 1993?

    The devastating success of his assault would indicate that, from the
    standpoint of the American government, the crusade against terrorism
    has been far more a campaign of propaganda to justify US military
    violence around the world than a conscientious effort to protect the
    American people.

    Moreover, both bin Laden and the Taliban mullahs, whom the US accuses
    of harboring him, were financed and armed by the Reagan-Bush
    administration to fight pro-Soviet regimes in Afghanistan in the
    1980s. If they are involved in Tuesdays operations, then the
    American CIA and political establishment are guilty of having nurtured
    the very forces that carried out the bloodiest attack on American
    civilians in US history.

    The escalation of US militarism abroad will inevitably be accompanied
    by intensified attacks on democratic rights at home. The first victims
    of the war fever being whipped up are Arab-Americans, who are already
    being subjected to death threats and other forms of harassment as a
    result of the media hysteria.

    The calls from both Republican and Democratic politicians for a
    declaration of war foreshadow a more general crackdown on opponents of
    American foreign policy. General Norman Schwarzkopf, who commanded
    American troops in the 1991 invasion of Iraq, spoke for much of the
    political and military elite when he declared on television that the
    war on alleged terrorist supporters should be conducted inside as well
    as outside the borders of the US.

    It is the policies pursued by the United States, driven by the
    strategic and financial interests of the ruling elite, which laid the
    foundations for the nightmare that unfolded on Tuesday. The actions
    now being contemplated by the Bush administrationindicated by
    the presidents threat to make no distinction between the
    terrorists who committed these acts and those who harbor
    themwill only set the stage for further catastrophes.

    1. Re:OT: REALITY CHECK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      -Lets find who did this, they'll PAY!
      -I know who did this.
      -What? Where? Wow! How? WHO?
      -18 terrorists, they're dead now.
      -Damn, I was feeling like kicking some BUTT!
      -Sorry. Now go home.

  5. I demand a recount! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'm Al Gore. I demand a recount! I'm Al Gore. I demand a damn recount! I'm Al Gore. I demand a goddamn recount! I'm Al Gore. I demand a fucking recount! I'm Al Gore. I demand a mother fucking recount! I'm Al Gore. I demand a recount! I'm Al Gore. I demand a mother fucking recount!

    And fuck the postercomment compression filter. Recount that son of a bitch, too.

    1. Re:I demand a recount! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Make no mistake about it, I won.

  6. and before I got to space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    they'll need to add a huge bulge for my penis

  7. Re:skin tight suits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    nigger

  8. Re:World Trade Center attack - an absurd Liberal m by dirtyhippie · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    > In fact, it should be incredibly obvious that
    > the concept of a 110-story building even being
    > built, much less two, is a clear and obvious
    > fraud. No documentation of these "twin towers"
    > existed before a "terrorist attack" occured on
    > the previously-nonexistent pair of skyscrapers
    > on September the 11th.

    I guess it's too early for any sort of sense of humor on the subject.

  9. Re:Long live science! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    goddamn niggers

  10. I'm pissed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I can't believe goatse.cx has changed their main page.
    The guy is gone from there.
    look for yourself.

    1. Re:I'm pissed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I can't believe goatse.cx has changed their main page.

      Don't be sad, it will come back. And when it comes back, can you say "score:+4 archived link to goatse.cx on slashdot"?? The trolls win on this one, just be patient.

    2. Re:I'm pissed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      fuck you towelhead

  11. Not enough time. by BrookHarty · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    When we go to Mars, best case right now, you would be in transit for six months," Hodgson says. Once the spacecraft reached the planet, it could stay for only a few days.

    A couple days seem a bad return on billions of dollars. Mars base on the other hand....

    1. Re:Not enough time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      goddamn you nigger

  12. goatse.cx has changed their main page? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I can't believe it.

  13. Re:Nifty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    you're just a dumb nigger

  14. Re:Long live science! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    nigger bitch

  15. WHO THE FUCK REALLY CARES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    are you all fucking androids??

  16. Re:Jewish menace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Fuck you nigger bitch.

  17. Re:skin tight suits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    r u enjoyign urself?? i wuold like to have mad hot monkee jungle sex with u all over this website. wuold u like that??? pls type 12133 if u wuold

    thank u

  18. The drawing in the photo shows comfortable woman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The drawing in the story shows a sight hard to believe, a biological female comfortable on mars.

    As you may know, extended stay in a suit in the airforce is miserable for females once the primary diaper padding (for females) is soiled.

    Catheterizing may help, but self catheterizing is difficult and prone to problems over multiple chronic application. Even worse, extgended-duration catheterization of female urethra weakens an already very weak structure.

    The male urethra has a strong ring of circular bands to prevent not only urine output, but to prevent massive retrograde ejaculation.

    Basically thick viscous ejaculate matter can go only forward, not backward into the bladder.

    Females, unfortunately, lack a solid ring and as can be seen in anatomical photo cross sections, possess two bulbous muscular clumps to serve as a partial seal.

    That is one reason many females are more incontinent than men, and why many more females urinate while giggling than men.

    Elderly men with prostate problems are a different problem, and I am discounting their statistics here..

    But without penii, it is aparent that these space suits are miserable eternal wet diapers for females.

    this is asuming that females are going to be needed in space for critical work in the first place.

  19. Fukk me I'm a furry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    tr00l! onmygodim a tr00l on shasldhot what willi think of n3xt?

  20. Re:The drawing in the photo shows comfortable woma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Nah, women can pee just like men, they just don't admit it.

  21. Re:Jewish menace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Mr. Nader, please give us your views on the recent World Trade Center Bombing.

  22. The iSuit? by spauldo · · Score: 3, Offtopic

    Am I the only one who sees this and wonders if it will come in nifty translucent colors?

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  23. EXCUTIVE BRANCH, congress deny insurance to WTC!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Its true the day of the bombing both the republicans and democratic senators said to reporters that they woud vote on DENYING INSURANCE CLAIMS to all the victims of the WTC bombings!

    The next day President Bush said the same thing TWICE, in one instance it was in an actual speech now called by the press the "Acts of War" speech!

    Finally Colin Powwel from the State Department answerred at 6pm two days ago on a live NPR news interview if the state department would consider denying all the dead victims any life insurance policy money under the Acts of War exclusionary clauses in over 90% of all insurance parpers and riders... he not only concurred... Colin Powell claimed it was TWO ACTS OF WAR!

    This means that the dead fbi and dead firemen also get NADDA!

    Zip!

    Zero!

    Nothing!

    In 1995 WTC mini-bombing one insurance company tried to go to court and claim that terrorist act was an act of war and that they would not pay.... they backed down. they had no official government assistence.

    I knew this crap would happed BEFORE THE FIRST TOWER FELL.

    I was correct, sadly. Many people in LA on talk radio now agreee with me.

    The government is willing to tax us 40 BILLION for new antiterror programs but not allow any people to collect from otherwise beleagured insurance underwriters.

    What do you think! Its true.

  24. Re:skin tight suits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen Samuel was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.