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Star Trek: Enterprise Reactions?

So, what did you think of it? The theme song has to go. Commander Tucker ("Kumanduh Tuckah") needs to get a personality other than "he'll be just like McCoy, only clumsy and stupid". Is it really necessary to rehash "cold emotionless Vulcans vs. thoughtless, reckless humans"? That plot device was old thirty years ago and it's physically painful to watch now. How can armor plating go "offline"? Electromagnetic shields maybe, but one of the virtues of a hunk of steel is that it doesn't go "offline". And what's with the soft porn? I was waiting for the bow-chicka-bow-wow music to kick in. CT: I didn't get to see it! I don't get UPN! Curses!

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  1. FIRST POST!! by asklepius · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    t'pau has nice silicon t*ts -- i didn't know vulcans were allowed to get breast implants!

  2. Re:Spoiler-tastic by DigiBoi · · Score: 3, Offtopic

    Wow, Michael. Could you post a few more spoilers on the top of the front page? I don't think there are enough.

    First we complain about day old news. Now we complain about news before it happens. Will we ever be happy?

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  3. Cream scene... by QwkHyenA · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    Anyone tell me what was said during the cream treatment scene? I didn't catch the dialog...

    And then I had to run to the bathroom for..umm..tissue...

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  4. I'm am 36 of D, resistance is futile! by Maul · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Not even in the days of Kirk was the psuedo-pr0n as bad as it was in Voyager. Bet they'll follow suit with the Vulcan chick.

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  5. Just between you and me, Ziggy.... by brocktune · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I know who I would want to leap into next.

    "I'm sorry, that paper cut looks pretty nasty. Better safe than sorry - time to apply more full-body decontaminating gel."

  6. where are the squirrels? by freaker_TuC · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Kind of off-topic though I wouldn't know where to post such question elsewhere ...


    I wonder if the people do actually read the stories submitted? because the last month I have been submitting stories that where rejected in about 1hr later. The same storie(s) get posted by others or (for example) on kuroshin without problems


    Is a submission of a story depending on one person? or on a few people who vote yes/no? because it is certainly taking away my interest and motivation to even post another (interesting) story again.

    • 2001-05-28 15:49:34 3 letters in a domainname and being suid? (askslashdot,censorship) (rejected)
    • 2001-08-28 21:18:20 Internet banned in Afghanistan (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-08-28 21:28:27 Mirror mirror on the wall ... (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-09-22 06:53:32 Nickname and the appropriate website sued! (articles,censorship) (rejected)
    • 2001-09-27 04:40:50 mirroring pc's fast? (askslashdot,microsoft) (rejected)
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  7. Dear Slashdot editors by rho · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Dear Slashdot editors,

    I read one of your stories today. It wasn't very good, I didn't find it interesting, and it was filled with grammatical errors.

    I don't think I'll be reading your little site anymore.

    Love,
    A Reader

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  8. Sorry I'm way OT again here by Pope · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Season Four of ReBoot in November on YTV.
    Non-Canucks, I can't help ya.

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  9. You wouldn't be a SCIENTOLOGIST would you? by leereyno · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Do you have too much money? Scientology can help you with that.

    Do you have a tendency to think for yourself more than those around you? Scientology can help you with that too.

    Would you like to eat beans and rice and work for free for a billion years towards enslaving all mankind? Has scientology got a job for you!

    http://www.xenu.net

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  10. Re:Spoiler-tastic by frogstomper · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    For you see, I have kissed a girl.
    Gosh. You must be very proud.