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Man Pleads Guilty to Stealing Enigma Machine
Adler writes: "A man has pleaded guilty to to 'handling' the stolen Enigma machine in the UK. Its a short piece, but says that some vital parts of the machine are still missing. A longer BBC News piece is here." You may remember when this was first stolen, then held for ransom, then recovered -- this is the mopping up part.
Can you imagine a World Trade Center of these?
the mets fucking suck.
they had a 5-1 lead, but since that would mean they might actually fucking win, naturally the fat tub of crap benitez comes through and gives up 8 runs in the 9th. That was close the mets almost won!
Seriously they fucking try to lose.
True dat...
Wow. I was gonna start a betting pool on how long it would take to get modded down, but I didn't even have time to start typing. Props to the moderators. Word out!
Best post ever.
AC's cheerfully ignored
We should stop modding down the goatse trolls as 'offtopic'.
;)
After all, backdoors are pretty relevant in an encryption discussion
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The best is to take a burrito shell and fill it with mayonaise and wrap it around your penor.
Then when you'r done you can it the evidence.
One day i was eating a nice burrito and i was like hmmm i could fit my penor in that.
So i tried it. But first i used cold mayonnaise, it was to cold.
I tried hot sauce, baaad idea.
The best is mayonnaise but microwave it till it's reached pussy warmth level.
Then after you bust a nut in it, gobble it down and go to sleep.
If you find better edible lube please post it.
Maybe something more tasty.
Do they run Linux? Can you make a Beowulf cluster of them?
How can voicing your agreement with someone be considered offtopic? Seriously, what is wrong with you people and your moderation points? I can't wait to see you assholes in meta moderation.
That's two in a row, what the hell is going on!? The poster was stating his appreciation for the parent post's humor. How could this possibly be offtopic? What the fuck is wrong with you people??
Mod this up!
I like goats
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I have your postercomment compression filter HERE IN MY PANTS!!!
Unfortunately, the Polish guy smuggled it to the Allies by putting it UP HIS ASS!
i'm telling you man....
come here.
then you will understand that it takes a WHOLE lot more to understand bletchley than an enigma machine
how much an enema is worth depends on how bad you need to shit.
Maybe he can't spell and is looking for a way to wash out his own ass. Some people really have nothing better to do.
...All I can say is that my life is pretty strange...
I stole an enema machine before and got busted and got convicted too ($50 fine, banned from rite-aid for 2 years) but i don't see slashdot posting any stories about me...
Bullshit pal. Poles built a replica of Enigma even before one of the German devices got captured. Learn your history moron.
Worst first post ever!!! (in the voice of Comic Book Guy).
Worst goatse.cx song ever!!! (in the Voice of Comic Book Guy).
if i ever meet you i will kick your ass
You keep saying this, and I keep demanding you set a time and place. You're too much of a pussy to back up your words. I'd love to kick your ass. I'll even have it video taped for pay-per-view. Heck, I'll donate all the proceeds to the disaster fund.
you should see the slashtards butcher ben franklin quotes it's even worse.
When VALinux finally goes bankrupt, CmdrTaco is going to need to get a new job. Here's what's most likely going to happen.
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or maybe even a PseudoMouth?
I work as a prostitute for several homosexual companies, and I think I can shed a little jizz on the open sauce community at the moment. I believe that we need to suck eachother's penises continuously for a few hours.
you know they injected him with estrogen forcibly, yes?
If only he had wrapped it in a better conundrum
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damn, I meant s/undr/d/;
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