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GeForce3 Titanium Reviews

Paladin128 sent us Tom's and Anandtech's respective reviews of the new NVIDIA GeForce3 Titanium series. DX8.1 compatibility (What is that anyway?), Shadow Buffers, 3D Textures, assorted other stuffs. Hey, but why is everything 'Titanium' now anyway? Laptops. Batteries. Video cards. I wonder if I can get titanium plating.

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  1. I see this... by liposuction · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Linus "Titanium" Torvalds

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    "Thoughts are more powerful than any weapon, and I don't even let my people own guns." --Joseph Stalin
  2. First BIn Laden Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Check the homage to bin laden in mp3!..

    Your comment violated the postercomment compression filter. Comment aborted

  3. Titanium? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    I've been wondering about the same thing.

    I can understand gold and platinum, because they ARE valuable metals but titanium... it's like saying that "I've got a American Express Aluminum card".

  4. Islam, Muslim women and the "burcha" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    The "Burcha" is also worn because a woman is traditionally stamped as a "soiled unclean beast of burden" and all female hair is regarded as "Abominable Pubic Sexual Hair" by ancient barbaric custom. The "Burcha" is designed to cover up this imaginary "filth" that is a woman. Maybe Islam was once far too "tolerant" and permitted this wicked practice to become confused with "religion' so it has enjoyed a strong protection until this day.

    The "Burcha" is also worn in some areas as an "advertisement" that the woman has been brutally circumcised according to ancient tribal customs. Her intimate "private zone" has become a flat featureless area like a "porcelain doll" with just a pen-size orifice comparable to reptiles or birds "cloacae". She is "less filth" with no remaining "pubic scalp" left after being circumcised and therefore eligible for traditional marriage.

  5. Re:hey.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Cold war's over, so it's no longer a rare "strategic metal".
    That, and it's just cool.

  6. good one! by bliss · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "I consider myself to be very technically inclined having programmed in VB for the last 8 years doing kernel level programming."

    *insane peals of laughter*

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    The death of one man is a tragedy; the death of a million is a statistic --Joseph Stalin
  7. Re:fist poos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    you are

  8. Re:My Experience With Linux! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    egg troll's only contact with the Fortune 500 is as a male prostitute.

  9. It's a sex thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    It's a sex thing.

    You see gold is for women and titanium is for all the manly-men out there.

    How many men do you see wearing a gold wrist watch, for instance? Unless you're a nigger pimp or a faggot, you DON'T WEAR GOLD. Hot women, on the other hand, should only wear gold and nothing else.

    Titanium means strength, virility and reliability. That's why it's for us men.

  10. wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    slashdot is archiving -1 comments... wtf?

  11. uh..yeah by bliss · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "How many men do you see wearing a gold wrist watch, for instance? Unless you're a nigger pimp or a faggot, you DON'T WEAR GOLD. Hot women, on the other hand, should only wear gold and nothing else. "

    Then what about all those rather rich people with gold watches? Oh right that disproves the little theory.

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    The death of one man is a tragedy; the death of a million is a statistic --Joseph Stalin
  12. Re:My Experience With Linux! by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    VB is an interpreted language... meaning it NEEDS an interpreter to run it. so by definition it CAN'T BE KERNEL CODE

    Visual Basic has been a compiled language for several versions now.

    Yeah, offtopic, but I hate to see incorrect info.

  13. It started with golf clubs... by Uttles · · Score: 3, Offtopic

    Remember when the Big Bertha Titanium driver came out? It was a sensation, everybody bought one, then all of the sudden everything golf related was "titanium." Titanium core balls, titanium putters, titanium umbrellas... it just didn't stop. Of course they never sold anything useful like titanium golf spikes, but hey that's marketing. So now I guess it's spread over to computers and probably everything else. Hell I even got a credit card advertisement for a Titanium Visa. That doesn't really make sense to me, I mean I get the Silver, Gold, Platinum - precious metals that are rare and valuable, but Titanium is widely available, more renowned for it's strength than value...

    Anyway, I'm sure this video card is really great but I have to admit calling it "Titanium" lowers my level of interest in buying it. It's like if I tried to sell you a "Titanium" watermelon... doesn't really make sense.

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    ~ now you know
  14. Re:Dell has these on the 8200 series by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    I hate to sound like a dolt (no flames on that one, please), but why is this comment "funny"?

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    I'm not a prophet or a stone-age man,
    I'm just a mortal with potential of a super man.
  15. Always remember: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    IF&nbsp I&nbsp EVER&nbsp MEEPT&nbsp BEN&nbsp FUCKING&nbsp FRANKLIN,&nbsp I&nbsp WILL&nbsp KICK&nbsp HIS&nbsp GOAT!!!!



    I mean it.

  16. Re:hey.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    umm...some moderators have lost it. That was a joke...not interesting.

  17. That's $650CND by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Way to not figure that out jackass.

  18. Re:YHBT. YHL. HAND. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'd be an asshole and point you to a usenet FAQ or everything2 or something, but instead I'll just tell you.

    You Have Been Trolled.

    You have lost.

    Have a nice day.

    DUH!

  19. Re:hey.. by xmedar · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Well if I look at my left wrist I see a nice Longines VHP in titanium and gold which I got eleven years ago, guess I'm ahead of the pack as always...

    Nice pic of the watch here

    The watches use 2 seperate oscillators (one 32.768 KHz the other 2MHz) in a closed-loop and temperature compensation to acceive the highest precision timekeeping ever in a quartz watch, so it does have geek qualifications before I get marked as off topic.

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  20. Access is bad, VB is good by jeff.paulsen · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I sympathize with you; Access VBA is horrible. Using Access for anything is horrible... but Access is not the same thing as VB. There is no redeeming feature to Microsoft Access, now that MSDE (Microsoft's free (beer) SQL database engine) is available.

    I write top notch code in VB, and reach for C++ when I can't make the VB version work fast enough. In the last three years, that's happened once - I needed a fast way to concatenate an array of strings, so I wrote a one-function DLL. Part and parcel of this is profiling, and I found that if I used the same algorithm, there were NO improvements gained by writing in C. All benefits came from using pointer arithmetic techniques that were not easily available in VB.

    Since I can write fewer lines in VB, compile faster, debug more easily, and so forth, I produce more results in less time. The downside: people who see my stuff don't believe it's written in VB, and when they do find out, go language-bigot apeshit. Summing up: VB is a real compiled language. Access VBA sucks giant ass. Your experience with bad VB code does not make the language bad. Have a nice day.

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    -- Jeff Paulsen