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Extreme Recycling - Cardboard Buildings

Xenographic writes: "Apparently, someone in the UK got the idea to build a school entirely out of cardboard and Westborough Primary School decided to implement it. The students are even recycling their trash to help construction!"

170 comments

  1. recycled? by Jebus_the_spork · · Score: 1

    I remember them programs in school where you would bring in your pop bottles and they would make them into the benches that were on the playground...... i assume they're the same kinda programs.

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    1. Re:recycled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Look at your left hand, how many fingers do you see? Well, I'm surprised you can see them at all, considering the fact that they are deeply buried up your ass.

  2. nothing new by blowhole · · Score: 2, Informative

    Both my elementary and high school had cardboard walls. It really sucked, unless you liked learning European History in Algebra class.

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    1. Re:nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We didn't even have walls. Back in my day, it was "open-concept".

    2. Re:nothing new by Jonathan · · Score: 2

      Sounds like your schools suffered a cheap conversion from that insane "open" concept that was popular in the 1960's. But the school the article is about doesn't just have cardboard internal walls -- the whole thing is mostly cardboard.

  3. I can see the slogan now... by Navius+Eurisko · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cardboard buildings: not for the homeless anymore!

    1. Re:I can see the slogan now... by Mama's+Family+Troll · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Eunice pioneered this marvel of modern engineering years ago.

      My daughter Eunice is a fucking loser!

    2. Re:I can see the slogan now... by krazyninja · · Score: 1
      And, good news! Bin Laden will find it difficult to target buildings for attacks. In case of a threat, buildings can be easily moved :)...

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    3. Re:I can see the slogan now... by matrix29 · · Score: 1

      I guess we're going to have to call this POWER RANGERS construction.

      Buildings cheap enough that a giant monster can knock them down everyday and still be able to rebuild the entire city by tomorrow's episode.

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  4. recycling by robsmama · · Score: -1

    How bout we recycle linux into something usefull.

    ha ha
    losers
    MOM

    1. Re:recycling by dattaway · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      How bout we recycle linux into something usefull.

      In order to prepare for the coming hunting season, I recycled the Windows2000 manuals, license, and CD that came with my laptop into clay pigeons at the sand pits this month with my rifle.

      The cheesy book looked exploded into what looked like a thousand feathers of pages. The license required me to wad it up in a ball to throw it and was a difficult target, but it met its demise.

      Only problem was shooting the CD. Kept missing the damn thing. When it did get hit, it would not shatter. Only a tiny hole. Emptied a dozen boxes of shells on the CD alone.

    2. Re:recycling by s390 · · Score: 2

      Emptied a dozen boxes of shells on the CD alone.

      Hmmm, rifle shells are a buck or so apiece... So, congratulations - you managed to spend nearly as much to shoot the CD as Windows2000 cost you.

      Using a microwave oven would have been less expensive.

    3. Re:recycling by dattaway · · Score: 2

      Now that I think of it, I didn't use enough ammo. If I remember right, I bought those 100 boxes of 10 rounds of SKS ammunition for $100 total.

      It may have cost me more to own W2K...

    4. Re:recycling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the microwave wouldn't have been as much fun. After all, that's what target shooting is all about.

    5. Re:recycling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only problem was shooting the CD. Kept missing the damn thing.

      My problem was I kept hitting them. Well, I would have if they didn't already have a hole in the middle that my bullets kept passing through.

      I suppose if you aren't very good at it, a CD-ROM is a good target.

  5. With recent events... by Balial · · Score: 0

    ... this may not be such a good idea - what happens when a plane hits it??

    1. Re:With recent events... by BlowCat · · Score: 1
      ... what happens when a plane hits it??
      I'd rather be in a building of cardboard than in a building of steel and cement when it collapses.
    2. Re:With recent events... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are a moron. have some decency and respect. you sound like an idiot who has never been in a building taller than the van you sleep in.
      i hope you slip on a greasy CARDBOARD pizza box and they have to reverse your sex change in order to save your life. you suck.

    3. Re:With recent events... by BlowCat · · Score: 2

      I think that you are American and don't know why people from other countries don't like you. Believe me, it's not because you enjoy freedom that other countries don't have, it's because you call other people morons. Very simple.

  6. oh god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    i can't jerk off anymore. i'm too raw.

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  7. Cardboard and the food chain by dattaway · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Using cardboard for structure in a building reminds me of the stuff packed in boxes last springtime during the flood. Water has an affinity to cardboard, soon to be followed by fungus (the fungus is among us,) cockroaches, rats, etc...

    Cardboard is a great way to recycle and support lower life forms.

    1. Re:Cardboard and the food chain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, don't worry. I'm sure it's chock full of enough chemical fungicides and flame retardants to make anyone feel safe...

    2. Re:Cardboard and the food chain by Thomas+M+Hughes · · Score: 5, Informative

      It is suggested you read the article. The building has been treated for both water, and fire, and strength.

      The strength tests they used were the following: (1) The strongest man in Great Britain took a sledge hammer to one of the tubes. It was only slightly dented. I'd imagine Lumber acts the same way when he takes a sledge hammer to it. (2) They built a test bridge out of the material, and drove a 1 ton van onto it, which did not dent at all.

      The fire test involved taking a flame thrower to untreated and treated cardboard. The untreated burned pretty good, but the treated charred, but remained physically mostly in tact (similar to lumber). Don't expect it to survive burning jet fuel, but it should do okay.

      The water test involved the local fire department hosing the place down with fire hoses. The inside remained dry, with no leaks or damp spots.

      However, its life is only expected to be 20 years. Which really isn't that bad, for a recycable building.

    3. Re:Cardboard and the food chain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically, they've taken cardboard which could have been made from recycled lumber and turned it back into lumber. Lemme guess, all the furniture is going to be made out of pressboard? I'd better go run and tell my grandma that she's living in a recycable building!

    4. Re:Cardboard and the food chain by BlowCat · · Score: 0, Troll
      Your post looks very convincing for those who haven't read the "article". Except mentioning "the strongest man in Great Britain". Just "a man with a sledge hammer" would be fine.

      By the way, it's a really good and appropriate troll for this troll story. I don't know how to moderate good trolls. Maybe "underrated"?

    5. Re:Cardboard and the food chain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Don't expect it to survive burning jet fuel, but it should do okay.

      But now the terrorists can apply their cardboard cutters directly to the building instead of doing all that dance with the planes...

    6. Re:Cardboard and the food chain by spectral · · Score: 1

      a BBC article

      seems to back him up, though I agree, I can't seem to find this information on the project's site.. didn't look too hard tho.

  8. Haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forget a pizza
    in its delivery box
    cardboard school smell good

  9. IF I EVER... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    If I ever meet you, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS.

    1. Re:IF I EVER... by Mama's+Family+Troll · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      If I was your grandma, I'd put you over my knee and give YOU a lickin'.

      I tried to do that with Eunice, but she liked it too much. Vint... well he has other problems.

    2. Re:IF I EVER... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      meet you, I'm gonna smack you upside the head!

  10. Other Regs by Alien54 · · Score: 1, Troll
    I can see the anti-smoking regs right now...

    although this has become common in recent years

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    1. Re:Other Regs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course there will be no smoking in a school. Especially if it's made out of cardboard.

  11. structural integrity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How well would material such as cardboard scale, in a large structure?

    I see it possibly as akin to hairs/threads, where one thread isn't strong, but many threads together are stronger than one solid length of the same material and the same diameter.

    Could be wrong.

  12. Family Feud by Mama's+Family+Troll · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I went on the Feud once, and that asshole Richard Dawson kissed me! Yuck.. think of where that mouth has been. He was on Hogan's Heros... with the idiot Hogan guy that made all the dirty movies. I think Dawson was in some of them.

    Eunice was too stupid to be on the show.

  13. Well... by agusus · · Score: 2, Funny

    And look what happened to the pig who built his house out of sticks when the big bad wolf came by!

    1. Re:Well... by BlowCat · · Score: 1

      Modern Big Bad Wolves don't care about your fat and bones. They care that you die a horrible death and that your friends are scared. Guess which house will be the first.

  14. Fire drills by ShoeHead · · Score: 1

    So I'm guessing they don't have to worry at all about fire drills. If there's a fire, they all die anyways. No, Mrs. Peterson, we don't have fire exits because we don't want to give the children a false sense of safety.

    1. Re:Fire drills by EEBaum · · Score: 1

      On the contrary...

      If there's a fire, I suspect someone could cut or punch a hole in the back wall and just stroll on out.

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    2. Re:Fire drills by TheMidget · · Score: 1

      In France, we call those kinds of school buildings "Paillerons" ("burns like straw").

    3. Re:Fire drills by forkboy · · Score: 1

      Actually, the cardboard is layered and fire/water proofed. But of course, you already knew that since you've obviously read the article.

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  15. Hrm.... by Bob+McCown · · Score: 4, Informative

    Anybody notice the date on the article is 1 April 2000?

    1. Re:Hrm.... by dattaway · · Score: 2
    2. Re:Hrm.... by FFFish · · Score: 2

      Yes, but the photographic essay seems fairly convincing.

      I note that the school isn't entirely cardboard: there is timber framing, and the tubes are capped by steel doohickeys. Yes, that is the construction-trades technical term for them.

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    3. Re:Hrm.... by dingo · · Score: 1

      Yeah but that sort of thing is the hallmarks of a really good joke. Just add enough superficial crap for it to be believable

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    4. Re:Hrm.... by AaronStJ · · Score: 1

      Anybody notice the date on the article is 1 April 2000?

      If it did, it doesn't anymore: Posted by michael on Saturday October 06, @11:48PM

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    5. Re:Hrm.... by shri · · Score: 1

      Actually I do belive that there is some truth to this. There seems to be an airport which is made out of a significant cardboard composition.

  16. Oh, no, look up at the sky by The+Donald · · Score: 1

    There has to be a problem with lightning and the building. In no way do I claim to be an engineer of any type; but if lightning strikes any part of the building, even if it is treated cardboard, would the lighting cause some, if not a lot, of damage. Causing even more damage than on a building make of traditional materials? Traditional materials don't stand up well on their own. Without some sort of protection, the cardboard will be in a lot of trouble.

    I'm curious to see what sort of solution the engineers have in tackling one of nature's most destructive forces: the thunderstorm.

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    1. Re:Oh, no, look up at the sky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear this guy named Benjamin Franklin invented something that might have a useful application here. It's called a lightning rod. You see 'em on churches all the time. (BTW, where's the confidence in God, there?)

  17. April Fools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one suspicious of the date on the "Press Release"?

  18. DATE of press-release.... by PaulBu · · Score: 2, Funny

    is "01 April 2000"! :)

    I wonder why does /. recycle April Fool's day
    jokes (?) as news? :)

    Paul

    1. Re:DATE of press-release.... by Jeff+Probst · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      ha ha ha slashdot got trolled.

      nothing like reading the story eh michael?

  19. I dunno about this by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 1

    An entire school made out of cardboard... can someone say 'fire hazard' ?

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    1. Re:I dunno about this by robsmama · · Score: -1

      must be an opensores idea. Dumb as hell, but the linux zelots follow it blindly anyway.

      ha ha
      losers
      MOM

    2. Re:I dunno about this by kusma · · Score: 1

      As you can see here, it's not the entire school, just the "after school club". They also say something about why it's not more dangerous than to use wood as a building material.

  20. Stephen King, author, dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

  21. Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Can you imagine a World Trade Center of these?

    1. Re:Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Can you imagine a World Trade Center of these?

      Yeah, that would have made the planes unnecessary. Just apply your cardboard cutters directly to the towers...

  22. Coming Soon: A New Form of Vandalism by JoeShmoe · · Score: 2

    Turning a hose on your school.

    "Attention students, school is cancelled because the classroom has melted."

    - JoeShmoe

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  23. Very dated by proxima · · Score: 3, Informative

    The press release is dated for April 1, 2000. The project is supposed to have been completed by March 2001.

    Try browsing through the parent site.

    Here is an article from the BBC about it dated March 21, 2001.

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    1. Re:Very dated by Darth+Paul · · Score: 1
      Here's another article about it, dated March this year. At the time, it was "nearing completion".

      "Cardboard tubes just like giant loo rolls support the cardboard panels that form the walls and roof," Dr Cripps says.

      Wow, free plumbing too. Hate to have a pipe burst though.
  24. Kansas weather by macdaddy · · Score: 2

    I wonder how something such as this would fair in Kansas weather. I doubt it could stand too severe of a straight line wind let alone a tornado. It would have to be a very dry climate to like Arizona. Even with all of the water resistant additives and materials it still couldn't be that water proof. Interesting though.

    1. Re:Kansas weather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're building it in England... I imagine they've spent a little time thinking about moisture.

      The wind... well, that could be a problem, especially in a storm with high gusts that would cause repeated warping/releasing of the material.

    2. Re:Kansas weather by mrfiddlehead · · Score: 1

      And yet people continue to live in mobile homes in the tornado alley ...

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    3. Re:Kansas weather by awol · · Score: 1

      Er, methinks if one was to have a "dampest place on earth" competition almost anywhere in the UK is going to be fairly high ranking, so I think the wetness question is a non sequiter.

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    4. Re:Kansas weather by macdaddy · · Score: 2

      I would have figured Seattle of Hawaii myself. I doubt a Columbian drug lord would want one of these in the rain forest. ;)

  25. Alternative building materials... by Troodon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...are nothing to sniff at, though given the state of some of our schools one has to wonder about the posible motives. Anyway for more info on a broad range of building techniques and other alternative stuff take a look at these guys: Centre for Alternative Technology. They have some rather impressive buildings made from a range of materials. Including a Straw bale theater and a new visitor center made from rammed earth columns.

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    21. Re:SNL SUCKS ASS by Flarners · · Score: -1

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    27. Re:SNL SUCKS ASS by Flarners · · Score: -1

      Return the 13 colonies to Imperial rule! Rule Britannia!

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    28. Re:SNL SUCKS ASS by Flarners · · Score: -1

      Your treasonistic comments have labelled you a terrorist. Prepare to get a big FUCK YOU from the NSA, buttchoad.

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    29. Re:SNL SUCKS ASS by Fecal+Troll+Matter · · Score: -1

      Hey, fuck you, troll. Back to the cave from which you came!

  27. More cardboard buildings! by Minupla · · Score: 4, Informative

    Check out this page for more interesting info on using cardboard for buildings, including an Expo pavillion!

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    1. Re:More cardboard buildings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quoting yourself really doesn't make you seem any more intelligent.

    2. Re:More cardboard buildings! by Pravada · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there's a Japanese architect whose name I now forget that does a lot of work with cardboard. After the earthquake he came in and build lots shelters for the displaced people using cardboard tubes - even beer cases! There's an epoxy process that allows rain and other weather resistance, and it apparently holds up quite well...he's even built some [very expensive] homes out of cardboard...

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    3. Re:More cardboard buildings! by Rits · · Score: 1

      I've been to the Hannover Expo 2000, and walked through this cardboard building. It was big, and sturdy enough to hold lots of people. And indeed compeltely recyclable.

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  28. Styrofoam Buildings.... by stuffman64 · · Score: 1

    Although not recycleable like cardboard, I have seen buildings built out of styrofoam (Billy's Black & Gold Bar in Sharon, Pa for example). The structure is still traditional (wood, I-beams, etc.), but the outside is styrofoam blocks. Styrofoam is an excellent insulator, extremely cheap, and if it is ever damaged, a block can be replaced. I'm supprised this construction does not appear on more buildings.

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    1. Re:Styrofoam Buildings.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      styrofoam is too recyclable. its (esentially)
      pastic rice puffs. and there's never been a problem recycling plastic.

      btw. amoco and mc donalds had a prototype recycling progam for their resturants in the 80s before they moved aways from styrofoam. my understanding was that styrofoam was more easily recycled than the cardboard/paper products.

      i wish i remembered the reason

    2. Re:Styrofoam Buildings.... by Ashcrow · · Score: 1

      Styrofoam isn't very freidnly if it starts to melt or is on fire.

  29. World Trade Center Tower II was made out of cardbo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    World Trade Center Tower II was made out of cardboard, World Trade Center Tower I was made out of recycled aluminum cans

  30. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    i ORDER that this post be moderated UP UP UP UP UP UP!!!!!! if u mod it down then you are a cockgobbling faggot!!! british people are idiots and are cocksuckers. nIGGeRZ_R_SMeLLy!!!

    Well I bashed a fag
    and ripped off a sandnigger's rag
    then I shit on a jew
    and now I'll kick a nigger with my shoe!

  31. No more snow days! by Nickovsky · · Score: 1

    Just wait for the rainy days for school to be out! ;)

  32. what ever happened to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    TRoLL.?? any of you trolls out there know????

    1. Re:what ever happened to by Mama's+Family+Troll · · Score: -1, Troll

      Mama, my troll is online

  33. Hmm...... by unleet · · Score: 1

    Cardboard walls? how is this different from the way public schools are build now?

    It was always fun trying to study english right next to a rather loud acting class.

  34. Lesson One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great way to teach kids the about their place in the disposable economy - it (you) works, it (you) is cheap and it (you) can be torn down when your no longer needed. ta ta pig phuckers

  35. collapsing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well if it collapsed they could all just crawl out and push it back upright, prop it up wit a 2x4 and go back to class.

  36. Cardboard Is Big Business by PingXao · · Score: 1
    After all, I once heard someone say

    Kenny's family is so poor they just put up their cardboard box for a second mortgage

    (and now an attempt to avoid the lameness filter. yeah, yeah, i could figure out how to do it exactly but i'm too lazy to read the code)
  37. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  38. BFD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yippy skippy. Nothing new here with respect to the straw and rammed earth. Just slightly modernized techniques that have been around for thousands of years. Just take a trip to the N. American SouthWest and you can see adobe structures that are hundreds of years old. What is CAT's next great innovation? A sod house?

    1. Re:BFD by Troodon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...What is CAT's next great innovation?...

      You're missing the point of the project, this bunch of hippies that missed out on the 60-70's set out to experiment with various forms of 'alternative' techonology, turning a former slate slag strewn hill into a proof of concept, educating the public that some iffy notion of being 'green' is far from unrealistic and pointless. Their inovation is education. Much of 'their' technology is stuff that has been imported from third world countries which lack the luxury of the wests disposable lifestyle.

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  39. And end to grade school pollock jokes ... by OmegaDan · · Score: 4, Funny

    playground whispers of ...screen door on a submarine ... solar powered flashlight ... parachute that opens on impact ... all replaced by

    "Did you hear the one about the brits who made a cardboard school ?"

  40. Have We Not Learned From ILC's Anton Jackson? by Mupp252 · · Score: 1

    This will only encourage the children to use their boogers as some sort of crude paste to keep the inner walls together!

    Ever see in living color?

  41. Oh, my. by The_Messenger · · Score: -1

    I can't believe that Slashdot posted a 1.5-year-old April Fool's joke as legitimate news. If this doesn't prove what fucking moronic dipshit losers the "editors" are, nothing does. Give admin access to the trolls; they actually know how to close italics tags and use spellcheck. Fucktards.

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  42. Err... by Hollinger · · Score: 1

    Eh? Perhaps you should pay attention to the date of that press release. Sheesh.

  43. Fire Hazard: Least of the problems. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    How many people live in wooden houses?

    Compressed cardboard is more dense than some types of wood. Also, it lacks a lot of the natural resins of say birch or pine. Pine tar is *very* flammable mind you.

    Have you ever tried burning heavy gauge cardboard or say a phonebook? it doesnt work very well unless you shred it.

    The parts of such a building vulnerable to flame are the honeycomb wafers used for insulation. Of course, most materials become somewhat flammable if you make them thin enough.

    That was why asbestos seemed like such a good deal. Any ways the point is moot, shredded cardboard is *commonly* used as insulation these days. Its a whole lot easer to work with than fiberglass.

  44. Problems in the Cardboard Age by pbryan · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I see you've been sent to the my office for the fourth time this month."

    Jimmy continued silently staring at the cardboard floor, kicking impatiently at the corrogated ridges under his feet showing through after three months of moderate traffic.

    "Jimmy?"

    Jimmy looked up, feigning a look of innocence.

    "You know matches, lighters and magnifying glasses were banned after we lost the North wing."

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    My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!

  45. Pictures of the completed building by inio · · Score: 4, Informative

    can be found at http://www.cardboardschool.co.uk/content/projim01. htm. This includes construction photos and some detail shots of the more interesting parts.

    Of particular interest to the masses is this http://www.cardboardschool.co.uk/content/siteim/Au gust_03.htm picture, showing the front of the completed building.

    1. Re:Pictures of the completed building by mumkin · · Score: 1

      Yar. It's lovely that there are folks interested in recycled/recyclable buildings, but it seems a pity that they had to build such an aesthetically bleah structure for children to play in. Would've been nice if a parallel team had investigated innovative uses of recycled material for interior design. I mean, it doesn't exactly radiate a message of nurturing love.

    2. Re:Pictures of the completed building by Keith_Beef · · Score: 1

      Absolutely! Now if we can only get Harvey Nik's interested in this, we would at last have somewhere to feel unguilty!

      I mean, at long last, we could go shopping in our 3 litre intercooled turbocharged Japanese four-wheel-drives to actively support the use of renewable resources!

      Now that would just be the coolest thing for we ABC1s to do, wouldn't it? I mean, it's even better than voting for Tony's NewLabour!

  46. come on guys, get with the times! by Telek · · Score: 2, Funny

    will all be fire retardant

    Come on, it's not "fire retardant" it's "thermally challenged".

    Not very PC if you ask me =P

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    1. Re:come on guys, get with the times! by HoldmyCauls · · Score: 1

      will it go to "Special" Ed?

      I know, I know... it's "Remedial" burning class.

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  47. celuloid is celuloid. by motherhead · · Score: 2

    you know the soundtrack for baldur's gate II? well i am playing the sequel. which really has nothing to do with anything. except: the soundtrack.

    the soundtrack plays constantly, really heady sweeping "end-of-the-world"symphonic stuff. plays when you are paused. it was playing when i took a break and decided to check out /. it might be this soundtrack that compelled me to actually take the notion of a press board school a matter worthy of comment.

    there is nothing crazy or edgy about useing processed paper as a building material. i think it's a capitol idea.

  48. People are not learning from the past by Uzull · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the 50's, France, under the pressure of the baby boom, build schools out of steel and... plaster and other supposed to be non inflammable, to be quickly available and cheap. The so called "Lycées Pailleron". As the building got older, some of the materials degraded and became toxic and inflammable. In 1971, one of the school caught fire. The fire spread so fast that the children had no chances excaping. There were ~100 dead. During the 80's it happened a second time, and some less dangerous accident later, the french goverment decided to destroy the old schools and to build the school in concrete.

    Such schools might be cheap building, but in the long run they have heavy maintenance... And might also become dangerous if not permanently monitored.

    Make your choice !

  49. Other alternatives by dcunning · · Score: 1

    A similarly "alternative materials" idea is straw-bale construction. First heard about this in San Francisco/Berkeley areas; apparently it has some government support even. Here is a good page with some pictures, plans, history and thermal/etc. data even.

  50. WARNING: GOATSE.CX LINK IN PARENT! by The_Messenger · · Score: -1

    DON'T CLICK THAT LINK UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE SOME ASS!

    Important Stuff:

    Please try to keep posts on topic.
    Try to reply to other people comments instead of starting new threads.
    Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said.
    Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.
    Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your threshold on the User Preferences Page)

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  51. That gives a whole new meaning to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... cardboard cutter. Sorry, couldn't resist.

  52. Re:World Trade Center Tower II was made out of car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can see it now: February 2013, a black van drives into WTC II's underground parking garage, and parks near a large support column. No, this is not a re-run of February 1993. The side door opens, and out come two dozen terrorists, all armed with ... cardboard cutters. But instead of putting those to somebody's throat, they'll take them to the large cardboard column, and start filing away until the whole structure collapses...

  53. useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can it withstand an earthquake? A flood? Or more importantly with the way that the British Empire has treated the Irish and other places around the world -- a terrorist attack?

    1. Re:useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Or more importantly with the way that the British Empire has treated the Irish and other places around the world -- a terrorist attack?

      Well, they call these strange looking knives "cardboard cutters" for a reason... Rather than elaborating a convoluted plot of slitting the throat of a stewardess to gain entry to the cockpit, then knife the pilots, and finally steer the plane into the school, they now can use their cutter directly on the intended target.

    2. Re:useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More importantly, can it withstand a cardboard cutter? 'Nuff said.

  54. now we know... by psych031337 · · Score: 2

    So, this is what happens when all the public funds get shelled out for countrywide CCTV video surveillance.

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  55. extreme props by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    from your friendly-neighbourhood AC.

  56. ummm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's probably too small for some crazed religious fanatics with the bare minimum of training to hit. WTC was too easy. Anyways, I doubt it's a major target.

  57. beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well I've tried them all and it might sound queer, but my favorite drug is a nice cold beer

    beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer
    beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer

    we love beer

  58. Hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You might prefer visiting this site.

  59. son of a BITCH!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's funny! Somebody mod this up

  60. big bad wolf by nemeosis · · Score: 1

    I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your [school] down.

  61. WARNING: GOATSE.CX LINK IN PARENT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    All your straw are belong to us.

  62. you're an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    that's pretty much all I have to say

    1. Re:you're an idiot by AaronStJ · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      thanks, you too.

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    2. Re:you're an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      Actually, no. I'll have to agree with the other guy.

      You're an idiot.

  63. a moral story... by ChenLing · · Score: 1

    "Well," said the wolf " then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in." So he huffed and he puffed and he blew the house down and ate the little pig.

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  64. Hope a plane doesn't crash into it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would really burn up, if say, a 767 crashed into it, wouldn't you agree?

    1. Re:Hope a plane doesn't crash into it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why waste a perfectly good plane, when you can apply your cardboard cutters directly to the target?

  65. Sticky backed plastic and a pair of Vals knickers by threaded · · Score: 1

    Hey they've got Blue Peter on the case ...

  66. Maybe I'm a tiny bit cynical, but.... by Moonelf · · Score: 2, Informative

    Did anyone else catch the date of that article? Do they observe April Fools day in the UK?

  67. 20 year lifespan by Rommel · · Score: 1

    The school is designed to have a 20 year lifespan. After that, it is supposed to be recycled.

  68. 3 pigs. by chronos2266 · · Score: 1

    Lets hope the big bad wolf doesnt come around.

  69. april... by Nullsmack · · Score: 1

    Did anyone catch the April 1st 2000 date?

    This is an april fools, and an OLD one too!

  70. I'm surprised at how narrowminded /. readers are. by salsbury · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I've got my threading set to drop all the 'anonymous coward' posts, and yet *still* I see 80%-90% of the replies to this story being nothing but crude jokes about melting rooms, arson, and the Three Little Pigs.

    You guys call yourself forward thinking? Sure, if it was something about TiVo, or the latest Quake knockoff, I'm sure you'd be all over it, but try to stretch your minds a little.

    Yes, it's cardboard. And as I seem to have to point out to every single person who makes a rudimentary crack about cardboard melting when it gets wet: Milk cartons are made out of cardboard. They hold liquid for weeks at a time! This is not rocket science, people. It's design science.

    I have been looking at cardboard as a building material since about 1990. It works. It's cheap. It can be made to withstand many of the stresses of the environment. (My design professor, Harold Cohen, built untreated cardboard domes in the 1960's that sat out for a year in the rain and snow of Southern Illinois. They didn't melt. They worked just fine.)

    I've worked with friends to design low-cost emergency shelters for disaster relief and the homeless. And just like all of you, most of them couldn't get past the idea of cardboard melting. So I went with a corrugated plastic material, made just like cardboard, but made from milk-bottle HDPE type-2 plastic. Totally recyclable, and totally waterproof. (Once again, designed to hold milk for weeks, just like the cardboard cartons. :-) ) You can find images of the dome-building party we held at my house in 1998 here and can see some of the results. This dome was about 12' in diameter and 5' high at the center. It was a 1/2 to 1/3 scale model of what we'd deploy to disaster victims or the homeless. The total cost of materials was about US $50.

    Standard building materials for housing cost about US $110 per square foot of area covered. This corrugated plastic drops the price down to US $0.50-$1.00 per square foot covered. If you use cardboard, that price falls another order of magnitude to about US $0.05-$0.10 per square foot covered. So you see, it's not just eco-friendly, and it's not just recyclable. It's also up to 1100 times cheaper than doing it the old-fashioned way. So even if it did wear out after 3 months, as one pundit wrote in these comments, you could keep replacing the building for about 400 years for the same cost. Which is far more than a standard school will last.

    -Pat

  71. Reality check by Animats · · Score: 2

    The basic truth about building is that walls are cheap. Architectural details cost. Systems (plumbing, electrical, HVAC) cost. Windows cost. But big flat walls are cheap. This is why alternative building systems don't get very far. They address the wrong problem.

  72. No, wrong article... by Snootch · · Score: 1

    The initial press release is dated 1st of April, but there is enough else on different days to convince me...

  73. It's genuine by Snootch · · Score: 1

    Although the initial date is (perhaps unfortunately) April Fool's, the BBC article is genuine. That said, it would have been quite funny if it were an April Fool - quite elaborate, and very convincing. Oh, well - it's real, how boring.

  74. Re:I'm surprised at how narrowminded /. readers ar by ksheff · · Score: 2

    But what about the cost of the construction workers? The building materials are usually not the largest cost for the construction of a building. Given this is specialized construction, I am sure the number of construction companies able to build these structures are few and expensive. Would the school district want to pay to have the schools torn down and rebuilt every 20 years?

    That's assuming that they last 20 years. What are they doing to resist being damaged due to vandalism? The biggest problem will not be the weather, but juvenille delinquents scarring the external shell causing water to enter and weaken the structure. A Polish friend of mine said that at one time vehicles in his country had bodies made of heavy cardboard/pressboard coated with enamel paint. It was ok until the paint cracked and water seeped in and caused it to rot and smell. He said he once saw a guy get so mad at his rotting car that he put his fists and feet through it and ripped it apart.

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  75. Re:World Trade Center Tower II was made out of car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not get a bunch of trained attack beavers? At least you wouldn't have to worry about the building falling on top of you. However, I don't think those guys have a problem with getting killed.

  76. old school by AssFace · · Score: 1

    I recall seeing a special on tv in school once as a young lad in the mid 80's where a man out in the desert of the states made his whole house out of aluminum cans and tires. apparently it was really good at insulating.

    at the time, I was just amazed that he washed so many cans, and didn't crush them all up in the process.

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  77. Oh great. by sulli · · Score: 2

    More kids blathering on about the benefits of recycling. "Look Mom, I recycled my juice box! Don't throw away those toilet paper rolls, it's bad for the Earth!"

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  78. Giant children with stilts by wackybrit · · Score: 1

    This all looks interesting, but the picture I don't get is the mock-up of the interior. Looks good as a completely hollow interior, but why is there a gigantic kid walking around on top of two tin cans? Is this going to be some sort of circus classroom where kids learn stilt techniques?

  79. Jokes's on You... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The solar flashlight is actually
    doable _if_ you use the panel to
    charge a battery...BTW...


    Read

    http://www.cardboardschool.co.uk/content/maastri ch t.pdf

    So you actually know what you're taliking about.

  80. Buckminster Fuller Did This in 1959 by box2321 · · Score: 1

    Buckminster Fuller obtained a patent for paperboard domes in 1959. These domes were extensively tested by the U.S. Marines and won architecture awards around the globe. This method of architecture is sound and worthy of support. I am surprised that only one slashdot comment mentions the history of paperboard / cardboard architecture.

  81. Difficult Getting US Approval by Pooua · · Score: 1
    Alternate building materials are common in the SouthWest US. The grand-daddy of them all is, of course, adobe, which is basically bricks made from sun-dried mud (maybe some straw added). I've also seen plastic flying saucer homes, straw homes, newspaper homes, rubber tire homes, garbage homes and airblown insulation homes, among others. The problem these homes have generally isn't durability or safety; it's licensing. Even adobe, which has been commonly used for centuries in the SouthWest, took years to win approval from local US approving agencies. The woman who built the straw house fought tooth-and-nail for years to get approval, before she finally convinced the permit people that her house wasn't a fire hazard.

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  82. zoolander! by Hillie · · Score: 1

    The Derrick Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good (among other things)

    How can the kids expect to learn if the building can't even support their weight?

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  83. I can see it now... by Little+Paul · · Score: 1

    Cardboad building... Paper areoplanes...

    -Paul
    www.lpbk.net - It might be in bad taste, but come on... how many of you thought it too?

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