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Supreme Court Rejects Microsoft Appeal
Geoff writes "I assume you've gotten a few zillion of these already, but since I don't see it on the front page yet, the Supreme Court has rejected Microsoft's appeal of the antitrust verdict." It should be noted that this was expected.
My local news station just had a rep from MS pitching WinXP, and pawned it off as being all kinds of revolutionary that you could have multiple user logins.....RUN people, run the other way fast!!!!
"The Most Fun Possible on 4 wheels" is at SunBuggy in Las Vegas
Considering that Bill Gates is the spawn of Satan he most certainly will not.
But politics up there is even more complex than here so who knows.
They entered into what seemed to be a dungeon. It was dimly lit. CmdrTaco looked around. He saw a small matress laying on the floor with metal rods at the four corners with holes to hold handcuffs in. He saw a colonial headrack; a small device that holds your head and hands in small holes in a slab of wood. "Probably perfect for spanking," thought CmdrTaco. Hemos led him over to a small table. "You will be my sex slave from this moment on. You will do whatever I tell you to do without a moment's hesitation. I am your teacher, you are the student. Also, you are NEVER to talk unless I ask you a question," Hemos told the small CmdrTaco. "Yes sir," was CmdrTaco's stupid reply. "Fool, did I ask a question? No! You are not to talk unless I ask a question! You will be punished! Take all of your clothes off now." CmdrTaco stripped down to the nude. Hemos was impressed by his 8" piece of meat. He had expected it at around 6" or so. CmdrTaco's cock was rockhard and standing straight in the air, almost pointing at Hemos. Hemos took a small chain with a clip on each end from the table. "If you make ANY sound at all, I will whip your ass until it is red," Hemos told CmdrTaco. Hemos opened the clasp of the one clip and placed it on CmdrTaco's right breast and clipped the other to his left. CmdrTaco bit his bottom lip but remained silent. "Lay down on that matress," Hemos commanded and CmdrTaco did as he was told. Hemos then cuffed his two wrists and his two ankles to the rods at the corners of the matress. Hemos then stripped out of his Slashdot uniform. CmdrTaco gapped at Hemos's enormous penis. It was 9", but it wasn't just its length, but it's WIDTH! It was the biggest cock he had ever seen. Hemos squatted over CmdrTaco as drips of precum emerged from his cock head. CmdrTaco almost fainted from the heavy, musty smell of Hemos. It was heaven! Hemos was truely a man. "Don't take it all in at once," Hemos instructed, "Tease it." CmdrTaco began to slowly lick at the eye of his cock and sucked up the precum. He then opened his mouth wider to take in Hemos's cockhead and then his thick shaft. Hemos moaned with enjoyment. CmdrTaco strained to take it all in "Ohh! Ohh!," screamed Hemos in ectasy. "I'm coming! I'm cummmmmmmmming!," he screamed again. CmdrTaco's eyes widened to the size of Hemos's massives balls when Hemos shot a tankful of manly juice into his mouth. It was the biggest load he ever sucked outta a man! He struggled to drink it all but some of it leaked out the corners of his mouth. "Stupid slave! You were supposed to drink it all! Now, drink this!" Hemos stood up and grabbed his cock. CmdrTaco knew what was coming and opened his mouth wide. Suddenly, a stream of piss erupted from the giant meat of Hemos and sprayed into CmdrTaco's mouth. CmdrTaco made sure this time to drink it all.
After this event, it seems to be clear that Osama Bin Laden and Bill Gates are the same person. So, the US missles should be pointed to Washington (both) and destroy everything there for the sake of our peace. Thanks God for revealing that to US, death to the terrorists!
My Balls: Eaten By Mr. T! - Check!
s/Jeff/Hemos/g; s/Nick/CmdrTaco/g;
Linux rules, Microsoft sucks. Enough Said.
Bill Gates (AKA Osama Bin Laden) seems to be gay.
BTW, did you know that every post on the internet that mentions the name "Osama Bin Laden" is being scanned by the FBI/CIA/NSA/ETC to set you into prisions for the rest of your pathetic lifes?
What the hell, I've got karma to burn. I'm sorry, the above comment may or may not be flamebait, but shaunak raises a valid point. President Bush is an inarticulate man with a poor grasp of the world outside of America. During his campaign last year one of his more notible screwups was to refer to Kosovars as 'Kosovoians'. Shaunak also rightly points out that Bush is beholden to his rich campaign contributors and corporate America in general. Personaly, I'd rate the comment as maybe funny and definitely on topic.
wow...it would be much better if you were president.
The "Burcha" is also worn in some areas as an "advertisement" that the woman has been brutally circumcised according to ancient tribal customs. Her intimate "private zone" has become a flat featureless area like a "porcelain doll" with just a pen-size orifice comparable to reptiles or birds "cloacae". She is "less filth" with no remaining "pubic scalp" left after being circumcised and therefore eligible for traditional marriage .
To some Muslims the "Burcha" has also become a radical political statement intended to insult non-Muslims and facilitate smuggling of contraband by terrorists. It has become a "Terrorist Gang Symbol image of a woman (maybe, it could be a man.) wearing a black complete "Burcha" and stretching an arm high with a loaded Kalatchnikof machine gun.
Compared to Bush a gorrilla in a suit would make a better president. Hell, even a dickless A/C like yourself might do a better job.
Actually, IIRC, Lex is currently President of the United States in the DCU.
So if anybody's gonna get Billy-boy off the hook, it's Lex!
Redhawk
Could you please repeat that one ?
/NT is not "solid"
.NET and the best way Bill has to F*$k a few billion people at the same time (so maybe next version will be called "PendOver" or "MS Gang with a Bang" 8p )
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NT only has so many patches you could remove the OS and the patchs will hold the machine running.
2 / Multiple login exists since Win3.11 (sigh, best MS OS ever 8)
3 / Linux isn't meant to be easy to use. It is meant to be set up and forgot for a few years (or until HDD suicides)and still work the same.
To mix different supposition you approched, may I remind you that the longuest standing NT station lasts for 180 jours before self collapsing (a server with Nt on it, no connections, wait 6 month and it dies of sheer boredom 8)
4 / Firewalling the Nics. Ohh, you mean hiding the Mac Adress? Gosh, what will they invent next.
XP IS a great backdoor to my HDD, a very good introduction to
Yes I want to play MP3 and No I don't want to use Media Player
Yes I want to play DivX and No, I don't want WMP to tell me about bad (unofficial) codec, or lose sound synchro)
Yes I want to still use my PII 350. So I stick to 98 and wait for a driver for my M3309 DvD card under Linux.
Then I will swat 98 and be a happy Linuxer !
It takes 40+ muscles to frown, but only four to extend your arm and bitchslap the motherfucker
The Juice is still loose!
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I just wish I could c:\format Internet