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Bert Is Evil
It's been coming in all day. Bert and Bin Laden. Lindqvist.com has the best explanation, I think. Even FOX is reporting on it now. Bert is unstoppable.
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Fuck the sporks!
- The AC Avenger
Foobar tool pig first me!!!
penis
spock!!!
first post
Good lord, this is old news. This was on FC days ago.
Prepare to die!
(where did hotgrits.org go anyway?) __DISASM__BIN__LADEN__
Here is the theory...
Imagine that I ripped out your eye, but not all of the way. Imagine that I then turned that eyeball so that it looked at the other eyeball. This would start a nasty recursive loop and your brain would blow up.
Penis!
The author thinks this article is interesting because: (1) it took him away from perpetual masturbation for 30 seconds; (2) anything is interesting compared to recompiling the kernel every day; (3) the word "linux" is mentioned in the story. ILL GIVE YOU THREE GUESSES!!!
Love And Kisses,
BiffJerky the Troll
ti woldnt because uuuuuuuu will just see 2 eys
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being used to level Afghanistan, and I found these sites pretty interesting..
http://www.chinfo.navy.mil/navpalib/factfile/miss
Millitary specifications on the tomahawk
http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/smart/bgm-109.
A technical guide to how the Tomahawk works.
http://members.tripod.de/usnavy/weapons/tomahawk.
Some statistics on Tomahawk missiles
http://www.howstuffworks.com/cruise-missile.htm
A less technical guide to how the Tomahawk works.
http://www.softwar.net/emg.html
Information on a cool EMG warhead that a Tomahawk can be
fitted with.
You know. As long as we're reporting on crap that collects in our inboxes, you might as well.
Cripes.
Easy does it!
This comment has been submitted already, 276865 hours , 59 minutes ago. No need to try again.
Ummm... TV is banned in Afghanistan (along with the Internet, and most other forms of entertainment) as being immoral and contrary to Islam.
Taleban is an alternative spelling of Taliban. In this case, Taleban.com was the "official" site of the Taliban UN mission, and now it's gone -- wonder why???
"slashdot: news for nerds, stuff that matters.."
bert news? what next.. goatse.cx news?
this doesn't matter
this article gets -1 offtopic
you missed the joke fuck head.
Why the hell does /. have to be the first to report it? Quit being an asshole.
Oh look here, it the fucking politically-correct thought police. Why don't you just die.
Yes, I noticed most forms of JEW infected entertainment.
You did!
sometimes i wish i could turn back time impossible as it may seem. -Backstreet Boys
While we are talking about wierd things happening in the background of important political messages...watch the presidents important address on Sunday about the US launching attacks on Afganistan here on CNN. I found it incredibly hard to pay attention to his speech with all those kites doing loop-de-loops outside the window.
I wonder if those guys flying the kites were aware that their tricks were being broadcasted (and rebroadcasted) to the everyone in the country. Man, talk about pressure to perform.
can't sleep. clowns will eat me.
Yeah but you know bin Laden is porking her too.
I don't want knowledge. I want certainty. - Law, David Bowie
Well, Sesame Street is in New York City.
"If I can't have you, Bert, no one can!" -bin Laden
This bombing was brought to you by the letter B and the number 2.
I remember many years ago seeing on Usenet a series of three newspaper reports.
The first was a 'siege in progress' report - Big Bird had flipped and gone into an apartment building and fired shots, and police had the building surrounded.
The second was immediately post-siege - Big Bird had killed Ernie and wounded several, and been shot dead by police storming the building.
The third was several days later, the bulk of it being Bert's eulogy at Ernie's funeral.
Does anyone have a copy of these? I'd love to read them again.
Quattuor res in hoc mundo sanctae sunt: libri, liberi, libertas et liberalitas.
HTH
HAND
Does Bert get pissed off because Osama eats cookies in bed, and gets crumbs between the sheets?
This has got to be the stupiest slashdot story I have ever read.
...gay. burt is the first almost-out-of-the-closet muppet. this kind of behaviour is evil only in afghanistan and (oddly enough) texas.
HAHAHA! Dude if I could mod you up I would.
I'm crying! HAHAHA!
So true! Nice people. Bad smell.
-All your Qaeda are belong to us!
Funny that CNN couldn't spell week correctly...
Thanks, and hey, it's OK because I'm becoming increasingly convinced that actually, the Slashdot moderation scoring system deserves a "+1 Funny" because it is a total fucking joke.
Mod them -5, killfile. Hahahahaha, you so funny.
Slashdot can only hope that people like wourself will never get to mod any comments, since all you want to do is silence distinct opinions to those indoctrinated by the antiwestern-apologist thought police.
or rather, "all your UN mine clearers are flat as pancakes"
Charmed, I`m sure.
Dude, you are a fucking moron....
Geezus! It hurt my eyeballs to even read that!
-- Give me ambiguity or give me something else!
Grow a fucking sense of humor, you dumb bitch. That stuff looks like it came right out of Mad Magizine.