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Lucent's New Chip Is Just One Molecule Thick
lotusFlow writes: "According to this NYTimes article, Lucent has developed a chip with a layer of transistors that is one molecule thick. This development is considered a new tep above nanotech because "here you direct the molecules with self-assembly to go where you want them to go." Commercial applications of this technology are years in the making, of course."
Oh oh
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
STILL waiting for FDM-ROM to hit the market...
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- JoeShmoe
-- I wonder which will go down in history as the bigger failure: the War on Drugs or the War on Filesharing
What's the difference between this story and the a href="http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/10/17/ 1844217&mode=nested">one on the same page?
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It's time to get a new keyboard when half your keys work half of the time. It's also time to goto bed when you're sloppy enough to click submit instead of preview. (either that or get some caffeine!)
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In these topsy-turvy days of Anthrax scares and bomb threats it seems America
has lost its humor. With Jeb Bush offering $5000 to anyone with information
leading to the arrest of an Anthrax prankster, and a life sentence for
threatening the use of weapons of mass destruction, some of us must turn to
new, less dangerous pranks.
From the basic to the bold, we here at slashdot will offer you the newest
and most exciting pranks on the market, all with prison sentences under 10
years.
Cricketing - This is a prank I thought up years ago, but have yet to use. It
takes balls as well as money and coordination. Do not attempt this unless you
can go all the way. At this website you can order crickets for $14.00 for
1000. That's 10,000 crickets for under $150. If you film this you will make
your money back in a week, guaranteed. I also suggest going in with a few
people as it may take a getaway driver and some people to act as a look out.
So here's what you do: Fill up two trash bags full of your newly purchased
crickets. Put the trash bags inside shopping bags as a disguise, and drive
them over to the local mall. Go to the top level of the mall, hopefully
somewhere near an exit. The best spot to hit is above the food court, but
probably anywhere will work. I suggest having someone planted below to film
the whole thing and someone to watch for security guards; but if you're like
the average slashdot reader, and have no friends, this is something you
can do by yourself.
The mall will be shut down for hours as they try to catch all these crickets.
Just imagine the look on Dong-Wongs face as he is frying up a batch of spicy
chicken fried rice when out of nowhere it starts raining locusts! Truly these
are the end times! 1000 giant hissing roaches could also be effective as
10,000 crickets.
Fun Tip: Make sure you keep the crickets warm, they move around more when they
are hot.
sirsonic.com labs has been able to develop a sexual organ one molecule in size! His doctor is retaining the research and details, in anticipation of patenting the discovery (in RF licencing of course). A joint venture with Decode Genetics (old?) will proove if SirSlud is icelandic once and for all.
Reports have circulated suggeting SirSlud would love if he tested positive. Witness report SirSlud having mutter Bjork through a mouthfull of drool before he was carried away by security.
"Old man yells at systemd"
If my high school chemistry serves me right: A molecule of Uranium is ~92 times bigger than a molecule of Hydrogen. What kind of molecules are they using?
haha
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Here is a sampling of today's headlines on Slashdot. See if you can spot the problem:
-Lucent's New Chip Is Just One Molecule Thick
-Sprint ION's $100/mo, 8Mbps Home Service Tanks
-Researchers At Lucent Announce One Molecule IC
-Developers: SkyOS Now Runs Linux Binaries Natively
-Molecule Sized Transistors
-TiVo Gets In Deeper With Sony
-Bell Labs announced single-molecule length organic transistors
-Ask Slashdot: Neighborhood Area Networks?
-New Era of Molecular-Scale Electronics
-Consonants Not Required
- For the complete works of Shakespeare: cat
Crazy King Ludwig died in a mysterious drowning in Lake Starnberg... there are rumors swirling about that it was an attack by the right-wing terror group BFWV (Bavarians Fuer Weiss Volkswagens... perhaps better known as the Bavarian Cream Front).
President Bush was upset he couldn't attend the funeral due to the current Middle East situation (and the 115 year time difference).
LOL that was pretty good actually
I stand (or sit) corrected.
It's been modified to sound like rubbish! Ha Ha, very funny. Moderators, you got duped!
HIV Crosses Species Barrier... into Muppets
for man..
One Giant Eap for mankind.
Moo
it could sort of cut your penis
then he will have more penis to wank
ludwig had a big strange castle, the one that disney world was modelled after. he was a strange cat. i bet he had some righteous orgies in his grotto. yes, his castle had a grotto.
wondering why Frito-Lay's chips taste like cigarette butch? visit the factory you'll understand
The above poster is female, ergo, if she were a "fag", she wouldn't be interested in penis.
When encryption is outlawed, ?o'AZ-,++o+i++##4AoA+-/-C++bI+/.+~
Now this is a truly beautiful gag. You should work writing technobabble for Star Trek.
But why isn't it moderated "funny"?
fat substitutes
How can you tell she is female? You are trying to fool me, aren't you? Biznatch!
Works for me.
Are they ever coming out with another album, or what?
If Sherilyn Fenn wanted to shit in your mouth, would you let her?
That's what you get for being on the cutting edge...
Moderators: Please note the following text in the parent to this post.
"Dr. Federico Capasso, vice president for psychic research at Bell Labs."
Maybe it should be moderated down...
If you believe in The System, you've got to belive that someone will come along to mod it to Funny, and that the people who voted it "Informative" will lose some cred via meta-moderation. It's a young story yet.
The intelligent part, that is.