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Odyssey Arriving at Mars Tonight

moloader writes: "Odyssey will arrive at Mars on October 24, 2001, 0230 Universal Time (October 23, 7:30pm PDT/ 10:30pm EDT). As it nears its closest point to the planet over the northern hemisphere, the spacecraft will fire its 640-newton main engine for approximately 19.7 minutes to allow itself to be captured into an elliptical, or looping, orbit about 20 hours long. Go Mars!"

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  1. 640 Newtons by wiredog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Should be enough for anybody

    1. Re:640 Newtons by hawk · · Score: 3, Funny
      > Weird. I wonder where 640 came from?


      It has tem, but they're not usable. The transmitter is locating after the 640th Newton, and using noncontiguous thrust would put it in a tailspin. So although all 965 are installed, the last 25 aren't useable. (however, there is speculation that it may be possible to make a TSO system: Terminate, Stay in Orbit., to use the extra Newtons. [Failing that, they'll be wrapped in cookies as snacks for the martians.]).


      hawk

    2. Re:640 Newtons by Rocketboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Weird. I wonder where 640 came from?

      DOS. NASA's been under a bit of a budget crunch and...

      :)

    3. Re:640 Newtons by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Funny

      The terminology here is not quite accurate. It is actually a 640 Fig Newton engine. NASA studies done in the 1970's determined that Fig Newtons are one of the densest cookies known to man, and the are inexpensive and easy to obtain. They serve as an excellent propellant for this orbital insertion application. It's amazing that only 640 of these cookies are necessary to maneuver this complex spacecraft. They must be flinging them with some kind of high-velocity railgun technology.

    4. Re:640 Newtons by hawk · · Score: 2
      >funny, but whomever modded that up as "Informative" is smoking crack


      yes, I never cease to be amused by the moderations on my posts. Heck, it's one of the few reasons to still bother with slashdot :) referring to emacs users as heretics got similar treatment.


      however, I note that quite frequently, the resulting moderation is something other than was selected . . . and not always in the correct direction . . .

    5. Re:640 Newtons by hawk · · Score: 2
      Focus? lynx has focus? :)


      I definitely agree that the original moderation was funny.


      On the emacs thing, little brother saw the topic, along with the taco's near-invitation for vi-emacs flame wars. Little brother saw that, and claims to have nearly wet his pants laughing upon noticing it was me that took the bait (with a well crafted comment, if I do say so myself :). That's OK; I nearly did the same over the "informative" rating . . .


      hawk

    6. Re:640 Newtons by hawk · · Score: 2
      >Re:640 Newtons
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      > by [amorphis] on 11:51 AM October 23rd, 2001 (Score:0, Offtopic)
      > ([26]User #45762 Info)
      >
      > funny, but whomever modded that up as "Informative" is smoking crack.


      Hey, I think we found the moderator.


      OK, crack-addled moderator, we know you don't want to be commented on, but the first step is admitting you have a problem. If I can stop practicing law, you can stop moderating on crack :)


      hawk

  2. Hope they used the right metric ... by gerddie · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... to calculate the point where to fire the engine :-)

    1. Re:Hope they used the right metric ... by sevensharpnine · · Score: 5, Funny

      Easy, 400 leagues over the spot where those three rocks make a small triangle the engine should engage to point the craft down roughly four spans. A few orbits in, the thrusters will be fired to reduce the elliptical orbit by about a thousand rods.

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  3. think about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    300,000,000 miles is 480,000,000 Km; let's hope they got it right this time :)

  4. Beware reduced visibility! by imrdkl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Giant Dust Storm currently swirling around could make for some interesting study, anyways.

  5. At least now we know what went wrong the first try by TheMMaster · · Score: 3, Funny

    on the mars section of the site : If you want to be a real engineer, set your hands to work on paper models of: Pathfinder Mars Global Surveyor (pdf), and 2001 Mars Odyssey Color or Black-and-White (pdfs) spacecraft.
    with these kinds of drafting techniques...

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  6. Re:Truly amazing ! by Peter+Dyck · · Score: 4, Insightful
    how is mankind any better off ?

    We will know more. That's how.

    Knowledge is the only thing that truly separates us from barbarism and animals.

  7. Looping orbits? by PhilHibbs · · Score: 2
    into an elliptical, or looping, orbit about 20 hours long.
    Aren't all orbits "looping orbits"? All orbits are elliptical, anyway.
    1. Re:Looping orbits? by Manhigh · · Score: 3, Informative

      Aren't all orbits "looping orbits"? All orbits are elliptical, anyway.


      All orbits (about a single body) are conic sections, not necessarily ellipses. Given just barely enough energy to escape the body results in a parabolic orbit, and having excess energy results in a hyperbolic one. If the orbit is 'captured,' it has an elliptical shape.

      I agree though, that 'looping' and 'elliptical' shouldnt be used as synonyms.
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    2. Re:Looping orbits? by UberNex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can get a perfectly circular orbit as well, but you have to be pretty slick with your total energy calculations.

    3. Re:Looping orbits? by krlynch · · Score: 3, Informative

      All orbits are elliptical, anyway.

      Actually, orbits are only elliptical around isolated, spherically symmetric objects in Newtonian gravity. Planets are neither isolated, nor spherically symmetric, and gravity is not Newtonian :-) In the real universe, planets are approximately oblate spheroids with "small" surface ripples, like mountains, valleys, etc, which result in radial variations that make individual orbits look like "wavy ellipses" (which is actually a major source of systematic error in the GPS system that needs to be regularly corrected); further, the non-Newtonian nature of gravity (read General Relativity) causes orbits, even around perfectly symmetrical objects, to not close into ellipses, but to precess with time. And there are all sorts of other effects that you need to worry about (other planets, the sun, atmospheric drag, etc. etc. etc.) that further modify the orbit of spacecraft, guaranteeing that they're orbits won't actually look anything like ellipses on all but an "average basis" over a few orbital periods.

    4. Re:Looping orbits? by PhilHibbs · · Score: 2
      I always balk at unbound trajectories "orbits".
      Me too, a parabola isn't an orbit IMO. I think it's probably something to do with the root word "orb".
  8. Re:Unexpected.. by gerddie · · Score: 2

    And I hope "odyssey" will not end up in a space odyssey.

  9. Hmm.. by onion2k · · Score: 3

    an elliptical, or looping, orbit

    All stable orbits are looping. Elliptical just means that it isn't always a uniform distance from the origin of the orbit, in this case, Mars.

  10. Orbit by standards · · Score: 4, Informative

    The real goal is to have the orbiter revolve around the planet every two hours. The rockets will slow the orbiter down to a 20 hour orbit - then, over a period of months, the orbiter will ease into a two hour orbit - thanks to aerobraking.

    If all works well, that's what'll make this mission a success - the aerobraking technique means significantly lower fuel requirements, which makes for a lighter and thus less expensive mission.

    Let's hope everything works right this time!

  11. About the dust storm by dbolger · · Score: 2, Informative

    I wonder how the global dust storm on Mars is going to effect the Odyssey's gamma ray spectrometer and other systems. It'd be an aweful pitty to go all that way just to find out you've got an obstructed view :\

  12. Re:Who cares about water ??? by dbolger · · Score: 2

    A PS2? try 1000 times less powerful than my wristwatch.

  13. Re:Be careful by Iron+Sun · · Score: 5, Informative

    We already know that there's water on Mars

    Actually, we don't, that's one of the things this probe has been sent to determine. There is an ambiguous but intriguing body of evidence that liquid water may once have flowed on Mars' surface, but what water remains is yet to be determined.

    and if there is water then there must also be air

    We have known for some considerable time that Mars has a very thin atmosphere composed primarily of carbon dioxide. It is less than 1% as thick as Earth's atmosphere.

    If there is air, this suggests that there must be life on the Red planet.

    Your chain of reasoning is getting increasingly tenuous.

    By flying all these spacecraft into Mars, we may be destroying their ecosystem

    Odyssey is an orbiter, not a lander. It will never come in contact with the planet. Even if the worst happens, like it did with Mars Climate Orbiter in 1999, the thin Martian atmosphere is still thick enough to ensure that nothing uncharred reaches the surface. All landers are thoroughly sterilized before leaving Earth.

  14. Life cares about water by Iron+Sun · · Score: 2, Informative

    Learning where the water is is a necessary prerequisite to finding what life may still exist. If there is life still there, it will be close to water. Water is easier to find that scant traces of life. Therefore, find the H2O, and you actually have a chance of finding something else.

    NASA sent only two probes to Mars in the 70's, Viking 1 & 2. It has firm plans to send at least one probe every two years until at least the end of the decade. Considering the budget they operate within, I think they're doing a damn good job.

    1. Re:Life cares about water by Iron+Sun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What makes you think that?

      Well, several things would seem to point to that being the most likely course of events if there is any life on Mars at all.

      First and foremost, remember the Martian meteorite that reignited the whole debate? Some scientists are now theorizing that life was thrown about amongst most of the bodies of the inner Solar System in the early days. Therefore any life that did take root on any planets would have features in common. Life on Earth is water based, so any Martian life is therfore more likely to be the same.

      Such statements remind me of early speculation that Mars or even Venus could be "sister planets" to Earth that humans could live on if we could just reach them.

      Centuries ago, people thought the planets were gods. At least the more recent idea of sister planets was closer to the truth. Theories are continuing to evolve, and much current speculation will turn out to be wrong, but we know more that we used to.

      To believe that all life requires water is equally foolish.

      It's impossible to eliminate really exotic biochemistries, but in the inner Solar System water-based life has an overwhelming advantage for many of the same reasons that life is also carbon based: those chemicals are unbelievably versatile, far more so than any other form of chemistry. Liquid water has a number of properties that set it apart from other substances. Ask any chemist about hydrogen bonding and thermal properties. It makes water possibly uniquely suited to its role in life. Any alternate biology would seem unlikely within the so-called "habitable zone" around the Sun.

  15. Far out (literaly!) by zensonic · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Since space radiation presents an extreme hazard to crews of interplanetary missions, the experiment will attempt to predict anticipated radiation doses that would be experienced by future astronauts and help determine possible effects of Martian radiation on human


    You have to give NASA credit for thinking far ahead. I'm not that optimistic about space exploration. We need some major breaktroughs in order to get further away from the moon.

    First theres the problem with the propulsion system: we're simply not fast enough in our spaceships. In order to get anywhere we need to approach the speed of light or even exceed it (or better yet, make the whole thing about space/time irrelevant, but that is sci-fi for the time being)

    Second humans are really not meant to be put in space. We need to adapt, and we need to adapt in a serious way. Most of our body is made up of this little molecule H2O, and we need lots of it to survive. Water is not easy to get in space! Food is another problem. Another is that the human bonestructure degenerates in space (it wouldn't be smart spending billions on spaceexploration just to make astronauts land on mars realizing that they have become crippled in the meantime. We can minimize the effect of zero gravity but the problem remains.

    I dream of space too (wonder if all people does in a way). Just can't see how we're going to get there. What bothers me the most are that I don't find much evidence either, of breakthrough technologies that will make humans able to explore space by them self in my lifetime. Pitty really, it's just not the same wathing a robot land somewhere doing the exploration for us! (well maybe for the guy controlling the robot :)

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    1. Re:Far out (literaly!) by Iron+Sun · · Score: 2, Informative

      In order to get anywhere we need to approach the speed of light or even exceed it (or better yet, make the whole thing about space/time irrelevant, but that is sci-fi for the time being)

      You ain't just whistling Dixie when you say it's science fiction. The fastest propulsion system proposed that we're fairly sure would work is Orion, which uses a chain of mini atomic bombs to get to 10% of c. Don't even think about trying to build it with todays technology. Anything else is currently just fantasy.

      We don't need to get close to the speed of light for travel within the inner Solar System. If NASA felt that public opinion would tolerate it, they could use nuclear rockets, in which an atomic reactor was used to accelerate the fuel. That is the technology, which we could start building today, that will make travel to and from Mars feasible. We are not, in my opinion, going to get to Mars with conventional rockets.

  16. Re:sh*t happens by Performer+Guy · · Score: 2

    That's Mars you idiot. Pluto is just a spec in the distance, it has a label which you are incorrectly associating with the big Mars like circle that also happens to be Mars.

  17. What it's doing there by Anarchofascist · · Score: 5, Informative
    Took me a while to work out why they needed another mars probe orbiting the planet when they've still got a perfectly good probe doing a two metre resolution map of the entire surface. The answer is twofold:

    High Res Spectrometers
    This baby has two spectrometers, one in infrared for working out the mineral composition of the surface to a resolution of 100 metres, and one in gamma rays, for working out how much hydrogen there is near the surface, and consequently how much rocket fuel they can make in different places if/when they land.

    Comms satellite It acts as a relay between the surface and the Earth, so any new probes (like the twin rovers due to take off next year) wont have to carry big dishes and radios.

    All this and more on the website.

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  18. Re:Be careful by lkaos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would also have to dispute the statement that if their is water, their has to be air. Almost all planets have some sort of atmosphere. The existance of water has absolutely nothing to do with atmosphere. The chances of their being life currently on Mars (atleast, in the form that we know it) would most likely only be bacterial reemains from a prior time period considering that the equators of Mars only reach a high temp of somewhere around 0C. Without liquid water (which there surely, isn't on Mars), then their is very little chance for life.

    I do believe though that out of respect, we shouldn't litter the planet with all sorts of robots and stuff... If there is no other way though, then oh well.

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  19. Dust Storm by msheppard · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Dust Storm which can dramatically change the height and density of the atmosphere, are a particular concern during aerobraking.

    A great article on the whole procedure is at this link.

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  20. Re:Be careful by mrbuckles · · Score: 4, Funny
    We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.
    -- Dan Quayle


    Perhaps we've deduced the source of the original post?
  21. Re:Give NASA some respect! by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "The "metric mishap" was due to a sub-contractors."

    What the fuck? Who was in charge of them? Jesus, do you work for them or something? Unbelievable!

  22. Since you're going to site... by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 2, Informative

    don't forget to visit other NASA sites too.

    specially the mars global surveior's one, with cool hi-res pics of the "martian face". the link is here:
    http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/mgs/msss/camera/images/mo c_5_24_01/face/index.html

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  23. Infamous Martian defence force by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    I want to know about LIFE !!!

    Don't forget about the infamous Martian Defence Force. These guys are sure be up for some more target practice.

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    1. Re:Infamous Martian defence force by AndroidCat · · Score: 2

      Nah, Mars is defended by the Fourth Galactic Invader Force and their Implant Stations. Elron Hubbard said so, so it must be true! :^)

      The Role of Earth

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  24. Gamma Ray Vision. by twitter · · Score: 2

    Interesting. Pulling predictions from the air, now. IR will get a glimpse of the mineral content of the clouds, and clear areas can be determined from visible images. Gamma and neutron will still be able to see the elements on and below the surface. We shall see what they will see.

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  25. more than just NASA in the history of space.... by fantomas · · Score: 2, Informative

    "They are the only organization that's consistently flying commercial payloads to the orbit. "


    Hmmm, I think the guys at ESA may beg to differ. I think the guys on the Space Station are probably grateful that a place a wee distance from the USA called the Baikonur Cosmodrome, Kazakhstan exists and regularly sends up Soyuz taxis. I reckon there's more than just NASA in the history of space.... (not to belittle their great work, but have some perspective, eh?)


    BTW is it only the Americans who use imperial rather than metric units, or are there other countries who also use a non-metric measuring system?

    1. Re:more than just NASA in the history of space.... by tdye · · Score: 2

      The Irish use both, in a somewhat confusing interchange.

      Ex: you can buy a pint of Guinness, or a .5 litre bottle of Coke, but not vice versa. Petrol is sold in litres, but the new car stickers sometimes list miles/gallon for fuel effeciency. Distance from a to b is measured in kilometres, but speed is in miles/hour.

      Maybe there were some Irishmen working on the conversion screwup?

  26. Re:Orbit--but what shape? by hawk · · Score: 2
    NASA has already shown a variety of orbits for martian probes, not feeling obligated to stay with the traditional elliptical orbit, or the one-tyme hyperbolic "orbit" used with the outer planets. The last two were parabolic. What will this one be--they're running out of conic sections to choose from . .


    :)


    hawk

  27. Re:Go Mars!? by Luyseyal · · Score: 2

    yeah, for all its flaws, I really liked SimEarth. It was different enough from Populous, Civ, etc. that it was very enjoyable. Still have the floppies around somewhere... mebbe it's time to get Dosemu working again...

    -l

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  28. What's the point? by GMontag · · Score: 2, Redundant

    The Martians are just going to shoot this one down too, just like they did with the others. Why bother?

  29. Re:Be careful by Telek · · Score: 2

    The problem is that if there wasn't an atmosphere then the liquid water would evaporate off of the surface of the planet in no time and then escape into space. If there's liquid water then there is a high probability that there will also be some sort of atmosphere in order to keep the water there.

    And there might be liquid water on mars, under the surface that is. and liquid being about 0C in a slushy state.

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  30. Re:Truly amazing ! by Telek · · Score: 2

    That and the fact that we'll be that much closer to being able to travel there. That's a little bit important as well =)

    How does that make us better off? Because we can do it. Because we can habitate other planets and expand our race beyond just one planet.

    And because we can.

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  31. Universal Time? by booch · · Score: 2

    Shouldn't that be Earth Standard Time? It's a bit much for us to presume that we can set the standard time conventions for the entire Universe.

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  32. Re:Truly amazing ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How is mankind any better off? In two areas: technologically and, for lack of a better word, spiritually.

    Two examples should suffice to prove my point.

    With regard to technology, the integrated circuit was developed for NASA, to use in satellites and spacecraft. No doubt, if the space program had not existed, the IC would have been invented some time or other; but the space program meant that we had it sooner and faster than we would have had otherwise. Big, interesting problems bring about technologies that are interesting and useful; and no problem is bigger or more interesting than space flight.

    With regard to the spiritual value, think of the photograph of the Earth rising over the Moon that Anders took in Apollo 8, in 1968. Can you think of a better description of the unity of the Earth, and its relation to the cosmos? I think that photo alone was worth the billions we spent on the space program.

    Recently, I viewed the movie "Apollo 13" with my two teen-aged children. It's quite a movie, for it captures the excitement - the romance, if you will - of the Apollo adventure. The hardest part was trying to explain to the kids why it was that when I was their age, we were flying men to the Moon, but nowadays we have simply given up going.

    When I look around the world now, with the horror of 911, and of the Afghanistan war, and the rise of Islamo-Fascism threatening to return the world to the dark ages, we need to remember the glories of enterprises like the the exploration of space, which enriched the lives and broadened the imagination of all humankind.

  33. Problems are less severe than you paint them. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 5, Informative

    First theres the problem with the propulsion system: we're simply not fast enough in our spaceships. In order to get anywhere we need to approach the speed of light or even exceed it

    Getting to another star system would require near-C travel, but getting to other planets certainly doesn't. Chemical rockets can get just about anywhere in the inner solar system in a couple of years, and anywhere in the outer solar system within about five years.

    Use an ion drive, and you can get just about anywhere within 1-2 years.

    Sure, you won't be commuting to Mars for the weekend, but this is certainly good enough for colonization and trade. Think back to the old days of wooden ships on Earth.

    Second humans are really not meant to be put in space. We need to adapt, and we need to adapt in a serious way. Most of our body is made up of this little molecule H2O, and we need lots of it to survive. Water is not easy to get in space! Food is another problem. Another is that the human bonestructure degenerates in space.

    Humans aren't going to change their basic structure. We can, however, build contained environments that can support us.

    Water isn't a problem. We already have water-reclamation systems that are perfectly efficient (we just don't use them because they're expensive). Your ship is air- and water-tight - you won't lose any mass to space.

    If you have a big enough ship, food isn't a problem - grow it the old-fashioned way. Or stockpile a year's worth of army rations (this will take mass, but not an unmanageable amount of mass; it's just probably cheaper to grow food).

    Gravity similarly isn't a problem. You can either live with bone degeneration, or you can connect two ship parts with a long cable and spin them to get a wonderful simulation of gravity and avoid all zero-g related health problems.

    In summary, I don't think we need any new magical technology for in-system space travel. We have pretty much everything we need already.

  34. Re:Who cares about water ??? by glowingspleen · · Score: 2

    Hey man, I was like, totally planning on making some of those probe things, man. All I need is, like, a couple more hundred bucks. So, uh, I was like, thinking, maybe you could spot me some cash so we could do this probe thing. I'll totally pay you back man, and I promise not to do something crazy with the money that is non-probe related, such as buy a bunch of weed and move to New Mexico. So yeah, you give me the cash, and we can go put probes into the aliens and everything.

    Totally.

  35. Re:Set up mirrors! by PD · · Score: 2

    Some total idiot moderated me flamebait (the mind boggles)

    I am serious. NASA's webservers will NOT be able to keep up with the load, and the doppler plot will NOT be available to look at while the thing is entering orbit.

    So, I post it again. Will some people set up some mirrors of the doppler plot to take the load off NASA's servers just a bit?

  36. No flying attack porcupines required. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

    This is very hard. Weird sh*t happens when you try that. You get heavier, shorter and time slows down. IANAP (I am not a Physicist) but we aren't going to get close to the speed of light until we radically change our physics

    Actually, we could do it now. It would just be horrifically expensive.

    Method number one is to use an external power source to accelerate the ship. The least expensive way to do this is to build a giant laser array in space and use this to propel a solar sail. This would still take something like the US's entire military budget for the last century to implement (out of our price range for now).

    Method number two is to use a fuel with a very high energy density, with a nearly-perfect drive. Antimatter works decently for this (antiproton annihilation produces charged particles (mesons) that can be directed with a magnetic field before they decay). However, the entire world production of antiprotons is something like a few nanograms per year. A pure-antimatter-drive ship would need hundreds of tonnes. Other approaches to interstellar craft use various types of fusion drive. The problem is that you need a fusion reaction that leaves most of its energy as kinetic energy of charged particles, which rules out the easiest two or three forms of fusion (which aren't terribly "easy" to produce as it is).

    So, we could build an interstellar near-C laser launched sailcraft now, for an insane amount of money, and we'll probably be able to build interstellar-capable fusion craft within the next hundred years or so. Both methods are difficult, but neither is impossible and neither requires new physics.

    If a physicist out there is planning on the whole "But it's impossible!" rant, skip it. We WILL find a way.

    The universe has its own idea of what its laws are, and doesn't care how much we *want* to find a way. Hard limits exist.

  37. Re:20 down to 2 = Slower? Confused by mmontour · · Score: 2

    No, that's acutally correct. To speed up, you slow down (and conversely).

    It has to do with kinetic and potential energy. For simplicity, assume circular orbits. The potential energy of an orbit is defined to be zero at an infinite orbital radius, and it becomes more negative as your radius shrinks.

    Kinetic energy is positive, and is related to how fast you're going. For a circular orbit this turns out to be (IIRC) exactly -1/2 of the potential energy. So the total energy of an orbiting body is (KE + PE) = ((-1/2 * PE) + PE) = PE/2 (which is still a negative quantity).

    Now when a body loses energy through aerobraking friction, its total energy decreases. This means that its potential energy decreases but its kinetic energy (therefore its speed) increases.

    [Hope I got that right. It's been a while since I had to do this stuff]

  38. Re:Be careful by Telek · · Score: 2

    Say what? There are no fungal blooms on Mars. There is no evidence for any life whatsoever on Mars.

    There is a pronounced darkening of many surfaces on Mars during the summer months, and I had read somewhere that it was due to some sort of fungus, however thinking about it that is pretty much absurd, and I can't seem to find the story that I had read before to support that.

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  39. Re:Who cares about water ??? by Tackhead · · Score: 2
    > Land a fscking probe there and tell me if there's life or not.

    C'mon, we land a probe on Mars every year or so. Only problem is, if there's life on Mars, any life around the vicinity of our landing sites is vaporized or crushed by our landing technique.

    ("Oh, you mean you wanted the probe to be functional after it lands. Sorry, that'll cost extra! And one guy forgot to specify whether he wanted his probe in solid, liquid, or gaseous form upon landing. He was on a budget, so we went with gaseous.")

  40. We get signal. by seanmeister · · Score: 2
    Well, as of about 10:05 CST, it looks like we got us a little 40 b/s link with our orbiter! Congrats, NASA!!

    Operator: We get signal.
    Captain: What !
    Operator: Main screen turn on.
    Captain: It's You !!
    Odyssey: How are you gentlemen !!
    Odyssey: All your Mars are belong to us.