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The 2.5 Kernel Tree And Alan Cox
Motor writes "It seems that (as everyone suspected), the 2.5 Linux kernel tree is close to opening. However, contrary to expectations, 2.4 will not be maintained by Alan Cox, but will instead be handled by Marcelo Tosatti. Thanks to Alan for all his hard work on 2.0 and 2.2."
first poot.
Lets have sex.
(First post, just so you know)
Porn stars really don't have any reason to be in the kernel business, anyhow.
I would love to suck on both of your Cox.
Perhaps Alan just could not bring himself to maintain the stable 2.4 tree with the new 2.4 VM (Andrea), given his stated preference for the improved older 2.4 VM (Rik)?
I am not comfortable with someone in such a powerful and important position in the linux community using his position for his own personal agenda. I think he should have resigned back then, and am glad he has stepped down now.
Although I must make clear I do not like the DMCA, it is still clear to me that such a conflict of interest and abuse of a supposedly monarchal position above such political realities is very wrong indeed.
UID 47 was stolen by an Adquacy.org reader. Adequacy.org is a web site devoted to trolling. This post is intentionally inflammatory (aka a troll) and should be moderated as such.
if it is flacid, you can poke it in using a winkle-poker
Well I guess that's it for linux. Time for me to move to FreeBSD.
Shut The Fuck Up.
You like to suck ostrich dick while rubbing elephant tits.
Man, you must like ass in the dick.
fuck you
fuck your mother
fuck your dead sister
fuck your borhter up his ass with a cordless telephone
fuck you up the ass with an elephant tusk
fuck your rotting father's skull in the eye socket
fuck your cat with a coat hanger
fuck your dog with a tire iron
fuck your neighbor in the ear with a hedge trimmer
have a nice DAY!
Since you're a fucking idiot, I'll spell it out for you.
Linus told alan to fuck off. Rather than risk embarrassing himself by forking and finding out no one used his fork, he decided to "concentrate" no RHAT customer needs. Also, red hat fired all their remaining developers.
Most people don't know this, but in weekly goatse.cx traffic, he is usually listed #1 in number of page views. He also subscribes to and discusses gay sex in many other places from public restrooms to bath houses.
How can you say that!? His name rhymes with "cocks" for chrissakes! Are you trying to say all Linux users are gay? Well, are you? It certainly sounds like it. Fucking Nazi Homophobe.
Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666
The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else
Ginger...Ginger
My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly
Yeah yeah yeah
A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone
Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja & John Holmes
We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!
Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me
I was trained to fuck you baby...
Luca Turrilli makes me call him Daddy.
(Score:-1; Funny). Oh, that's good.
Given that every comment you make gets modded to 5 by your adoring minions, and you must have plenty of karma to spare, have you ever thought of trolling? I think you'd enjoy it, and you'd get a bite every time.
You're probably also the only poster alive who could get a rise out of the BSD is dying troll, or Linus was found dead aged 54...
Just a thought.
PS. Have you ever claimed a +5 first post?