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The Real Mission to Mars

"Hard work, no pay, eternal glory." The Mars Society needs volunteers to simulate Mars exploration, so we're better-prepared for the problems the (hopefully) real astronauts will face. If you have a month free next summer and you'd like to spend it freezing your ass off, read on.

The Mars Society is looking for "anyone in good physical condition between 18 and 60 years of age... Scientific, engineering, practical mechanical, wilderness, and literary skills are all considered a plus." Only the passionate need apply: "conditions are likely to be tough and the job will be very trying." And that's before the robot switches into hunter-killer mode.

If you prefer roasting to freezing, there's a mission somewhere in the Australian Outback next year as well. Either way, go visit the Mars Society homepage and check it out.

I spoke with a friend of mine, Daniel Slosberg, who coordinated Mission Support for the Michigan Mars Society during two similar, less-audacious experiments this year. His was the easy job of sitting at home, coordinating communications (chiefly email, with simulated 20-minute round-trip delay), answering questions from the field, and giving advice.

Daniel happens to be working on an idea for distributed mission support; if you're interested in being part of the ground crew, drop him a line.

For the team that actually goes into the wilderness and lives in the "hab," you'll be simulating Mars isolation as accurately as possible. You'll be brutally far north, for one thing. You'll wear a mock-spacesuit every time you go outside, which will help identify where the problems are in e.g. mobility or hygiene. You'll also spend an hour in the airlock when you enter or leave, which will help remind you not to forget your hammer.

The excursions get more sophisticated each year: next year will be the first with an already-completed hab and the first with more than one mock-suit. Your chance to be part of history.

In related news, Odyssey continues aerobraking, and its mission looks good -- if you've read Robinson's Red Mars series, you know how delicate orbital insertion is. Great work, JPL.

And just for kicks, here's a New Scientist article about synthesizing fuel from the Martian atmosphere to power a "hopper"-lander. If you find the practical chemistry of planetary travel interesting, go read Robert Zubrin who is just all about using whatever resources already exist outside Earth's gravity well.

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  1. Will it run Linux? by bytes256 · · Score: 1, Funny
    Will the spacecraft sent to mars run linux?

    Hey, it had to be asked!

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    1. Re:Will it run Linux? by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually it will be running OpenBSD to prevent unwanted hackers/crackers to take control of the spaceship.

      The onboard workstations will be FreeBSD to provide a stable working environment, where you can't just plug in Quake 3.

      The onboard servers will be running Solaris.

      All software will be Open Source, eg the Office suite will be Open Office, and the email and calendar will be Ximian Evolution.

      And if you need to know - yes, I'm just making this up as I go.

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  2. Be all that you can be by The+Donald · · Score: 3, Funny
    is looking for "anyone in good physical condition between 18 and 60 years of age... Scientific, engineering, practical mechanical, wilderness, and literary skills are all considered a plus." Only the passionate need apply: "conditions are likely to be tough and the job will be very trying."

    Tha's odd, the US Army is trying to ask for the same demographic for Afghanistan. The land is about the same: baren and dry.

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  3. What about the Money? by dragons_flight · · Score: 5, Funny

    So how much do I get if I'm the last one left?

  4. Survivor Season X by dankjones · · Score: 2, Funny
    They might be able to put some cameras in there with them and sell the footage to the people who do the survivor TV series.

    "OK, for your first task we need you to convert meters to feet.
    You don't get anything for it...We just don't know how."

  5. Fun things to do by Man+of+E · · Score: 3, Funny
    You'll also spend an hour in the airlock when you enter or leave

    Why would it take the airlock on Mars a full hour to open? Pressure should make little difference, since people are wearing spacesuits. Is it for decontamination? Quarantine? Fun?

    In any case, they need to build game consoles into the airlocks, or a DVD player so you can watch movies while you wait for the door to open. Movies are perfect - you watch the first hour on the way out, which will encourage you do work quickly so you can go back in and see the happy ending. Or maybe a pr0nStation. Otherwise people will just take naps in the airlock and not wake up when the door opens.

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    1. Re:Fun things to do by glowingspleen · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Mars dust is so fine"

      Know what else is fine? NASA chicks. Yowza!

  6. The human element is the weak link by alewando · · Score: 5, Funny

    In space, but more importantly, here on the earth too.

    The Mars Society are alternatively hailed as heroes or decried as demagogues. Mars Society president Robert Zubrin is especially vulnerable, being labeled no less than a "messianic" "cult" leader by Robert Park in his acclaimed book Voodoo Science: the Road from Foolishness to Fraud, remarks for which Zubrin supposedly pursued legal action against Park.

    The attacks are somewhat ad-hominem, but Park raises an important concern. Whatever the merits of the science the Society is pursuing, it does us no good if the work is blemished by association with individuals of dubious social qualities. If the Society is dominated by demagogues, then their work will be dismissed as just another fancy of another crackpot institution, and civilian space research will be set back for untold years.

    The Mars Society has a lot riding on the line. Let's hope they don't fumble the ball this time.

  7. Who needs habs for this? by SumDeusExMachina · · Score: 4, Funny
    you'll be simulating Mars isolation as accurately as possible.

    Why bother with building expensive habs? I know tons of OSS programmers who haven't seen the light of day in aeons!

    Or perhaps this is targeted advertising...

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  8. Let me get this right.... by XMode · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Total length of applications should not exceed 3 pages. Please include 9 copies."

    So let me get this right. They have not 1 but 2 stations, but no photocopier in the office...
  9. Realistic simulation of NASA supply chain by glebfrank · · Score: 5, Funny

    The article:
    ... two crucial pieces of construction equipment badly damaged when cargo dropped from a U.S. military transport plane smashed into the ground "without assistance" from a parachute.


    Well, at least the NASA methods for delivering payloads to Mars (smashing them into the rock) are being realistically simulated :)

    1. Re:Realistic simulation of NASA supply chain by sporty · · Score: 4, Funny
      Well, at least the NASA methods for delivering payloads to Mars (smashing them into the rock) are being realistically simulated :)

      Simulated nothing, they are using UPS. :)

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  10. I can see it now... by elroyjenkins · · Score: 3, Funny

    --- mars.nasa.gov ping statistics ---
    5 packets transmitted, 5 packets received, 0% packet loss
    round-trip min/avg/max/mdev = 94276.251/140136.303/132759.960/98834.596 ms
    [elroy@mars elroy]$ ping mars.nasa.gov
    PING mars.nasa.gov (209.67.50.203) from 192.168.0.99 : 56(84) bytes of data.
    64 bytes from mars.nasa.gov (209.67.50.203): icmp_seq=0 ttl=4238 time=7108.837 msec

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  11. Re:Isolation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I havnt left my dorm room for more than 16 days now. I spend most of my time under my bed.