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Review: Harry Potter
I'm a latecomer to the Harry Potter phenomenon. A few friends recommended the books to me, but it wasn't until the local town of Zeeland, Michigan decided to push to have the book banned from school libraries and local book stores that I decided I had to read it. I read the first book and was just amazed. Here was a story that was fun, easy to read, had involving characters and a simply wonderful imagination. Quite simply, "The Hype" was warranted. In this era of the Internet, and playstations and old fashioned TV, this was just the book to get kids reading again. Hell, this was just the book to get me reading again. My schedule doesn't give me much free time to enjoy a book, but I made time, and read the first 3 Harry Potter books on my next 3 flights (I'm saving the 4th book for next time I fly ;) I don't read much. But I'm glad I read these books. They were great.
Of course by this time, the movie was already under construction so I kept a stray eyeball on it to see what would come of it. I wept when I heard Chris Columbus was directing (Home Alone? Mrs. Doubtfire? Stab me please). Why not Terry Gilliam? I thought he would have been perfect, except that I have no clue if the man could direct swarms of kids. Columbus could. And I'm glad to say that he did.
I won't belabor the plot. You know already unless you live in a coffin that Harry Potter is the witch hero brought from the world of Muggles to his true destiny at Hogwarts, a traditional English boarding school ... for witches. He meets up with a variety of friends including the giant Hagrid, the little-miss-perfect Hermione, the Headmaster Dumbledore, his best friend Ron. He also meets some bad guys, Professor Snape (played by Alan Rickman, who I always dig), Draco Malfoy. If you've read the book, you know the characters. If you haven't, you either don't care, or haven't been paying attention to every AOL Time Warner media outlet which has been relentless hyping the film for weeks.
The story is simply epic. Orphan Boy learns of true powers. Boy goes to train to master his powers. Boy fights monsters, comes face to face with true evil, and defeats it. Think Star Wars, but with broom sports instead of x-wing battles.
The kids are dead on. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are almost exactly what I'd expect. They are convincing actors and do an excellent job. And they actually act. Not like Phantom Menace where Jake Lloyd brings every scene featuring his dialog to a crashing halt with his wooden delivery, or The 6th Sense's Haley Joel Osment who just has to make that look at the camera half the time and this is somehow interpreted as being a great child actor. The grownups are good too. Robbie Coltrane's Hagrid is really excellent. Likewise the Dursley's are spot on. I would have liked to get a bit more of the teachers. Especially Dumbledore and Snape, but this is the story of the kids, not the grown-ups.
Since this is a special FX blockbuster kind of movie, I'll go into it a bit. The look of the whole movie is dazzling. The casting is right on the money. The architecture is skewed and bent, just like it should be. Hogwarts itself is dark, but the grounds are beautiful and colorful. Everybody visualizes books differently, but I gotta say they did a fine job creating a convincing world for our magical trio to get into mischief.
Many of the effects are subtle and seemlessly integrated. Keep an eye on the paintings and watch them move in the background. Where the effects really collapse is the people during action sequences. The troll battle. Kids falling off brooms. They cut back and forth between real kids and CGI kids. And the CG kids just don't cut it. They just look wooden and their skin has no flesh texture to it. Most of the shots are short, but at least for me they really pulled me out of the fun. Especially during the Quiditch match. I wanted to cheer and be excited, and certainly the seen as a whole was brilliant. But every couple shots it would be so obvious that the child on the broom was animated that I kept having the illusion spoiled. I kept thinking I was watching a Playstation 2 cut sequence instead of a feature film.
What got sacrificed from the book to make this a 2:30 movie? Well not much. The biggest thing is the details in classes. The books love to have little anecdotal stories in classes that often tie together at the end. A spell. Some child doing something that seems irrelevant, but later matters. But the kids are almost never shown in class. But thats ok. Things also seemed a little more slapsticky, but I guess Mr Home Alone couldn't pass up on that. And I'll forgive him. This is a kids movie. A few sub plots are axed. Many plots are narrowed down (notably the dragon sub plot which is reduced to one short scene)
In short, this the best for-all-ages movie I've seen since perhaps Toy Story 2. And I'll be there opening night for The Chamber of Secrets too.
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Starring Ron Jeremy!
"I am a warrior, and information is my weapon..."
I have come to the conclusion that Commander Taco is a 12 year old boy trapped in the body of one high-ranking mexican cuisine.
I'm surprised CmdrTaco saw fit to put down Haley Joel Osment's acting skills up there. I mean, did you see AI? That kid *is* a great actor.
-- If no truths are spoken then no lies can hide --
If witches practice witchcraft, do warlocks practice Warcraft?
"the fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached to it." - Grandpa Simpson
(I'm saving the 4th book for next time I fly ;)
Hope you're flying around the world.
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Then why don't you do what I did and buy the third one in paperback?
Think outside the... Hey, where'd the friggin' box go?
I knew that Harry Potter was a phenomenon. After all, the author was on Oprah.
Heck, the NY Times changed the criteria for its bestseller list because Harry was creaming the competition.
but...
Until a friend gave Goblet of Fire to my teenaged daughter, I didn't realize that Harry Potter was a PHENOMENON!
She now has 1-4 on her shelf with the Harry Potter bookends and assorted other Potterabilia.
She has made sure that even an uncool old muggle like Dad has a vague comprehension of the sorting hat.
And...
We are all excited about my mother coming up for a visit this week.
Why?
She'll babysit the little ones while Teenager and the two old fogies she lives with go to see the movie.
Guess it could be worse.
The littlest one likes TeleTubbies.
We don't really know; he's never been given the chance. Anyone who knocks his performance in Star Wars should first be required to do a convincing "Yippee!" themselves...
It's been impossible to avoid the hype on this film.
I did manage to completely avoid the hype on this film, until some bozo wrote an article about it on Slashdot.
If I had been your mom I would have told the parent that her kid is hereby excused from reading Harry Potter books.
Instead, the kid will be required to read the Bible and write an essay on one of the topics below:
"Murder your own family and friends if any one of them attempts to persuade you to abandon Christianity." -Deuteronomy 13
"God commands the murder of innocent infants." -I Samuel 15:3
"Murder is the sentence for practicing any other religion." -Deuteronomy 13 and Numbers 25
"Sadistic ritual a wife is supposed to endure if her husband is 'jealous' or suspects adultery. The ritual is performed by a priest and is supposed to induce an abortion." -Numbers 5:11-29
"Man who rapes a slave must sacrifice an animal in a temple to be forgiven." -Leviticus 19:20
"Sarah: Half-sister of husband, Abra-ham. 'She really is my sister, the daughter of my father though not of my mother; and she became my wife.'" -(Gen 20:12)
sig semper tyrannis!
I don't think it's all that funny actually, because if they bothered to brush up on their research they'd have found that there has been a large rise in children, especially teenagers becoming involved in the occult and in things like witchcraft. The Pagan Federation has had to appoint a youth officer to handle all these inquiries from children and teens who want to learn how to cast spells and learn witchcraft. And guess what, every time that a new Harry Potter book comes out they get a resurgance in the number of inquiries. What gets me most about Harry Potter is that the author uses real occult references instead of harmless made up stuff as was done in Bedknobs and Broomsticks and the Wizard of Oz, etc. So, yeah, if you want to teach your kid about witchcraft you ought to take him/her to see this movie, but I as a Christian would not take my child to see it if I had a child. As a side note, I am NOT even CLOSE to a right-wing extremist so don't even TRY to rope me into that category. There's lots of things the right wing extremists say that I am completely against.
I'm afraid you've revealed more about your vocabulary level than that of the book.
Please pardon my low education for not having a mastery of the intricaces of ancient British farm slang. Damn my english teachers for trying to instruct me in the ways of modern spoken english! Damn them!