Encrypted Email and Online File Storage - Cryptoheaven
Adam: Kurzawa writes: "CryptoHeaven is a new online service offering secure services: secure free mail, secure file sharing, distribution and storage secure instant messaging, secure discussion lists, automatic key and contact management, no third party key holder, all services integrated into one user interface, accessible anywhere, anytime CryptoHeaven uses the AES symmetric cipher Rijndael with 256 bit symmetric key, public-key cryptography with 2048-4096 bit asymmetric keys (user selectable) and SHA-256 message digest function. Free and premium accounts are available. Source code is available for download free of charge."
It has all of the facilities to do "access from anywhere" computing, except to do that, you have to store your private key on the server (or at least be able to get access to it from anywhere).
If the private key is on the server, then the system is potentially compromisable, and it would appear to lose the it's main selling point.
OK, fine, then don't store your private key on the server. But that means that you are restricted as to where you view the data from, or you must have some means of transporting the private key. But if you are going to restrict yourself to this, then why not just store the secure data on this secure machine? So that appears to be another class of people eliminated...
OK, so then, who is left. I can see how people would like to use this as an anomyous service, but to do that, you have to leave the private keys on the server, otherwise they can pin the account to you. But, this seems inherently dangerous, since one can sniff the password from the server, decrypt your private key, and use/abus your account.
So again I ask, what are the target demographics here? As far as I can tell it is not the security conscious, and it is not the truly paranoid. So who?
A subscription service, so, you mean, an opensource company... making money? Blasphemy!
THE OFFICIAL TACO-SNOTTING FAQ
By The WIPO Troll, $Revision: 1.11 $
Why have I been receiving emails from CmdrTaco, in which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?
Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"
Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?
Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
No, thanks. I'm already CmdrTaco's boi toi.
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READER COMMENTS
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.25 9:14 (#2609574)
try to find a pic of actual "taco-snotting"! fucking funny it would be! so go to gay porn sites day in and day out until you find a man giving another man a blowjob that has jizz coming out of his nose and mouth. by the way, keep up the good work
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.23 12:18 (#2603370)
WIPO, this is getting waaaay old, either drop it or revise it.... there've been no updates for days now...
CmdrTaco
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.22 17:28 (#2600815)
A truly excellent and very humourous troll indeed!
However...
To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie often join in, dressed in black Gestapo uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves.
Black GeStaPo uniforms? The GeStaPo (Geheime Staatspolizei - Secret State Police) wore civilian clothes (although there are reports on them occasionally using Allgemeine SS uniforms in occupied territories).
I seriously doubt that perverted individuals like CmdrTaco et al would have the good taste to ever wear the outstandingly beautiful black Waffen SS uniforms! Please update the FAQ accordingly.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.23 4:06 (#2602610)
Actually, it appears you are both wrong!! Ah ha!! I think our boy WIPO was thinking of the Allgemeine SS uniforms. Waffen SS were grey.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.21 4:49 (#2594325)
oh yeah, you say you have masturbated only 2 times to this post. well, by the time it takes for me to get through reading it, i usually end up masturbated 5 to 6 times, 10 to 12 if i have the goatse.cx homepage loaded up and am looking at it side by side with the slashdot page. my keyboard, hands, mouse, monitor, the underside of my desk and around the floor under my desk are cum soaked and sticky with the man smell i know and love.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.21 4:41 (#2594311)
for version 2 you should make a total re-write of the cod...errr...text and add some details about cmdrtaco and the homo-gang's happenings with their coworkers (osdn?) and all of the gay revelry they enjoy and promote. by the way, did i just see cmdrtaco on television promoting the nax hair removal system? i guess after using vaseline in and around his ass he grew quite a ponytail and it had to be removed somehow...ouch!
by TRoLLaXoR on 2001.11.21 3:59 (#2594191)
WIPO, do you notice how few comments you get for anything you write/post/spam nowadays?
-Trollaxor
by sales_worldwide on 2001.11.20 11:53 (#2588488)
You forgot to mention Jon Katz's "docking" games, where he places his chopper head to head with another chap, and rolls the other guys foreskin over his own circumcised end ("docking"), providing him with fantasies of actually having his own forskin
"Making linux GPL was the best thing I ever did" - Torvalds. I'd hate to see the worst thing...
by Fucky the troll on 2001.11.20 11:28 (#2588446)
Woah! When did the WIPO troll get freed? And how the fuck did I miss it?
Excellent FP, sir.
This is a sig virus. Please put me in your sig
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.20 11:04 (#2588407)
omg that is crapflooding material if i ever saw it!!!!!! and u got a first post!!!! whoot to the wipo troll!!!
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.19 9:03 (#2583756)
GW...you know we love every hair on your 27 acre ass... and I, for one, would never do anything untowards your graceful demeanor. And you probably have several friends that would love to help you do the bear dance all over my face if I so much as spelled your name wrong. And you know I'd defend your Constitutional right to defame God in heaven. I'd even help fund your education, should you ever decide to take that route. Hell, I'd buy you a tall tepid bear-whiz beer if you were here with me, right now!
But.
Now go stick your shaved head back down inside the woman's toilet, and just to show there's no hard feelings, I'll jump in the tow-truck and drive right over to help you pull it right out...ok?
thanks
by mark knopfler 69 on 2001.11.19 8:25 (#2583695)
I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU SIR. FOR ONE THING, THE E-MAIL FROM CMDRTACO DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GRAMMATICAL AND SPELLING MISTAKES. Let's be realistic here, CmdrTaco usually types with one hand, and since he is shaking from jacking off his aim on the keyboard isn't too good. Those e-mails were a little too well written. Sorry boy, you'll have to do better.
by WeatherTroll on 2001.11.19 8:14 (#2583667)
You should update this to say VA Software instead of VA Linux.
by smackmonkey on 2001.11.19 7:06 (#2583510)
Crackhead moderators: this is +5, Hilarious material.
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CNN declares War on Islam!
Left-wing America declares War on its Civil Liberties!
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.19 5:40 (#2583336)
This was funny the first 100 times. Now it is getting boring!
by egg troll on 2001.11.18 22:27 (#2582054)
Having masturbated *twice* to this post, I'm still incredibly aroused! Come over for a Taco Snot. I'll be wearing my crotchless Clifford the Big Red Dog outfit!!
For more info check out this
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.18 12:03 (#2580822)
add more links to goatse and to cowboineal's site to make it better. a link to rotten.com would be nice too
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.18 12:18 (#2580832)
and a link to michael's site and to jon katz's site if he has one and homo's site. i dont know what else to say. maybe a few links to phallic.org they have nice penis pictures! a link to the planet quake site or whatever. really make the reader feel this faq really answers their questions. oh yeah, and when you talk about cmdrtaco snotting you, say he brought you to "orgasm after sweaty orgasm". describe it more is all i'm saying. and use more italics and bolding! and when you talk about jon katz shitting or whatever have a link to fecal japan on rotten.com
other wise a great job wipo troll! keep up the good work!
by Wil Wheaton on 2001.11.18 6:41 (#2580438)
Hi. Let's be buddies.. butt buddies.
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WIL WHEATON DOT NET
by dead_puppy on 2001.11.18 5:33 (#2580342)
Here is an e-mail I received a week ago:
From: malda@slashdot.org
To: puppy_dead@hotmail.com
Subject: were where you last friday?
I thought we where supposed to meet at Backdoor's at 8-ish, sugar-lips? You could've at least told me that you could'nt make it! I was even in my favorite pink skirt for you, honey-cup... next time, you could be more considarite and tell me you cant come... bastard.
--
CmdrTaco (malda@slashdot.org)
You finding Ling-Ling's head?
by Big_Ass_Spork on 2001.11.18 4:53 (#2580300)
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
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All your Sporks are belong to Big_Ass_Spork! What you say?! All your Sporks are belo... forget it...
by j0nkatz on 2001.11.17 22:54 (#2579596)
I just heard some sad news on the radio -- famous queerbait Rob Malda was found dead in his Holland home this morning. The details were a bit hazy, but it seems that he drowned in jizz while Taco Snotting his friend Hemos. I'm sure everyone in the
I wanna Open Source sex so it won't be worth a shit either.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.15 6:38 (#2567601)
No no no, the correct term for that is "donkey-punch". I have eye-witnessed this amazing eye-popping event demonstrated on unsuspecting hose-monsters by my frat brothers in the past.. .
by AbsoluteRelativity on 2001.11.15 5:31 (#2567457)
The WIPO Troll
Slashdot and the Karma Lottery - News for uber monkeys, by uber monkeys.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.13 9:27 (#2557632)
Oh, man that's just sick !
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.13 9:03 (#2557604)
TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET AN ANONYMOUS proxy please WIPO Troll. Maybe later i will join you in a snotting at my place.
by vikool on 2001.11.13 7:43 (#2557495)
what is this bull shit,i feel offened that some people feel so so senseless to post stuff like these esp when such a tragic incident has occured
by I.T.R.A.R.K. on 2001.11.11 22:38 (#2551890)
Where the fuck do I sign up?!
- I throw rocks at retarded kids
"Adequacy.org: Where congenital stupidity is not an option, but a requirement."
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 21:53 (#2551753)
this shit is hilarious..keep up the good work.
by rockwood on 2001.11.11 21:49 (#2551746)
OMG! That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard! WHo in their right mind would sit down and waste the time to construct such a replusive story. I guess I'll be skipping lunch and dinner today.. and possibly tomorrow also. The game doesn't affect reality. Reality affects the game.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 14:43 (#2550701)
dude, this is crap-flood material if i ever saw it.
duuuuuuuuudddddddddddddeeeeeeeee.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 8:16 (#2550266)
horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com
Ah, so that's what the alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.horny-rob newsgroup is about!
by egg troll on 2001.11.11 5:34 (#2550024)
+5, Arousing
For more info check out this
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 4:39 (#2549891)
WINNER>
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 4:37 (#2549887)
I love you. Why do you use your bitchslapped account, rather than signing up for a new account to post at +1 before getting bitchslapped by the censors here? I guess I should speak for myself, but I don't want to log out and lose all my slashdot customization properties, nor do I want to lose my 50 karma yet.
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.09 9:19 (#2542412)
you fucking rock! right down to the expanded cvs id!
WIPO trolls > linux
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J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
Crapflooder Associates
Slashdot.org
"...no third party key holder..."
Actually, according to the web page, they do offer to act as the third party keyholder:
"The private portion of the key is encrypted with user's pass-code and stored on the local computer or sent to the server at user's choice."
If the private key is not sent to the server, then what is the benefit over any other service that allows remote email & storage (assuming others actually send emcrypted email and the user stores encrypted files)?
Now, because their service agreement requires users not to store any illegal material, users cannot really store anything that is dangerous to governments. I don't know the details of Canadian law enough, but I would suspect that the RCMP (or other appropriate agency) would be able to collect
the secret key and therefore decrypted data if they really wanted. Can someone tell me otherwise?
Perhaps this is worth further investigation...
The user interface is written in Java, and requires a 1.3 or higher runtime installed. The Windows installer has an optional 1.3 runtime included. By virtue of the Java client-side implementation, your private key is never sent, or seen by the server unless you choose to upload it in encrypted form. If you do decide to upload your private key, thereafter you rely only on SSL, presumably, to protect the password for your encrypted private key stored remotely.
It's been awhile since I looked at Java's crypto. The 1.2 stuff was pretty lame, especially the keystore. But this implementation does at least seem to use RSA keys for Java, which means that the container may be better too.
I dunno if I'd ever advise anyone to allow their keys to be stored on the server, no matter how many reassurances they get. However, for someone who simply wishes to share private mail with someone else, it might be nice.
Things that remain unclear to me are:
1. Can encrypted mail be sent to someone who does not have an account, using a ordinary PGP public key, for example?
2. What protocol does the service use? Is it standard SMTP? (possibly with verification)
3. Where does the encryption/signing of the delivered email actually occur? Presumably always on the client. 4. The Service Agreement seems pretty, uh, tight. If you displease them in any way, all your rights, including access to your existing mail, is cutoff.
Anyone actually using this service?
What's going on? Did the ./ editors just pick up a copy of Cryptonomicon today? First a story on Van Eck Phreaking, now the Crypt?
---- Just another spud server.
This is a client-server application with the server running at the Secure Data Center. A direct connection to the Internet is required.
From what i gather, the product targets individuals in need of security and privacy working together in small groups. Software includes features like instant messaging, chat, and file sharing. Unique feature is an ability to securely share data folders between groups of people combined with remote storage.
The source code is freely downloadable for anyone that cares to verify the claims. Asymmetric crypto is based on RSA and for a symmetric cipher, it uses Rijndael. Freely available source is very reassuring, it looks like it was released in hope that it would be put to the test by the cryptographic community. The crypto looks very strong and has multiple levels of encryption and hierarchies. I suppose when enough people review it, the software should gain broader popularity.
It does have some features over and above a person-to-person pgp email (or hushmail, or ziplip). It is meant to be a much more user friendly environment for data exchange within trusted groups, without sacrificing security.
Register your address on a keyserver, get a good email client, and off you go!
from the License Agreement:
"You hereby agree to not use the Service to:
1. transmit or store any Content that is unlawful, harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, tortious, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, libelous, invasive of another's privacy, hateful, or racially, ethnically or otherwise objectionable
2. defame, abuse, harass, stalk, threaten or otherwise violate the legal rights of others;
3. harm minors in any way;
4. impersonate any person or entity, or falsely state or otherwise misrepresent your affiliation with a person or entity;
5. email or otherwise transmit any Content that you do not have a right to transmit under any applicable law or under contractual or fiduciary relationships (such as inside information, proprietary and confidential information learned or disclosed as part of employment relationships or under nondisclosure agreements);
6. post, email or otherwise transmit any Content that infringes any patent, trademark, trade secret, copyright or other proprietary rights of any party;
7. upload, post, email or otherwise transmit any unsolicited or unauthorized advertising, promotional materials, "junk mail," "spam," "chain letters," "pyramid schemes," or any other form of solicitation;
8. upload, post, email or otherwise transmit any material that contains software viruses, trojan horses, worms, time bombs, or any other computer code, files or programs designed to interrupt, destroy or limit the functionality of any computer software or hardware or telecommunications equipment;
9. interfere with or disrupt the Service or servers or networks connected to the Service, or disobey any requirements, procedures, policies or regulations of networks connected to the Service;
10. intentionally or unintentionally violate any applicable local, state, national or international law;
11. harvest or otherwise collect information about others, including email addresses, without their consent"
...how would they know what I'm sending, if it's encrypted? Or was that just for law purposes?
-- There are two kind of sysadmins: Paranoids and Losers. (adapted from D. Bach)
Hushmail stores the private key on the server, but always encrypted with the passphrase, so your security is as strong as the passphrase. When the private key is needed, it is sent encrypted (and over secure channel) to the Java client, which decrypts it with the passphrase and uses it to decrypt email. Neither the passphrase, nor the plaintext private key, ever travel over the network. (They have a neat trick to prevent attackers from getting your encrypted private key for the purpose of a dictionary attack on the passphrase: The server stores a hash of your passphrase, and will only send the key to the client if the client sends the correct hash. As far as preventing the server operator from running a dictionary attack on your passphrase, you'll either have to trust them, or pick a really good one.)
If I recall, Hushmail has patent pending for the system described above (portable client that computes all encryptions/decryptions, private key and email/etc. stored on server).
They don't know and do not have any way of knowing what you are sending. This is just to cover their asses for the purpose of complying the the applicable laws.
If you read the service agreement you have with your ISP, I am sure you'll see it says something along the same lines.
The CryptoHeaven is unique in the sense that it does not send the encrypted private key with the hash of the passphrase during the account creating. It does so after the account is created and secure connection already established, but only at the users choice. The encrypted private key does not have to be stored on the server at all, it can be stored in a file on your local computer -- in that sense, CryptoHeaven offers much higher security.
There is a challenge where the user must send the partial hash for authentication, which also originates from the passphrase but is computed independently from the hash (and other sources) which is used to encrypt the private key, in order to retrieve his encrypted private key. This way the encrypted private key is not send to anyone who does not pass this challenge. That only applies if the private key resides on the server.
Ather distinctions to the Hushmail is the generation of the hash where the user name and additional salt plays a role. Certain data and user input are combined together and used to generate a pass-code which is more involved in the process of creating accounts and establishing secure connections later on than passphrase is. For more details regarding the process I would refer to the source code.
It would have been wise to mention "Windows only" in the piece.
ZipLip meets my needs quite well for now.
These guy's main cipher was approved today as the next government standard. Inspires some confidence.