- Slink around, shuffling your feet and bobbing your neck like the lazy retard you are. - Walk down the middle of the street because you don't know what a sidewalk is for. - Hang out at carwashes and mini-marts because everybody knows these are the best places to be a dope, I mean dope. - If you're a nigger bitch, shit three nigger babies into the world before 17 years of age. This assures that welfare money will support you, so your nigger men have more time to commit crimes. Oh yes, make sure each nigger baby has a different father. - Bastardize the English language in the name of nigger culture. Make sure that several terms have multiple meanings and others have ambiguous meanings and that only 50% of nigger words are even complete words. Real niggers will know what you're trying to say. - As a culture, make sure there are always more bucks in prison than in college at any given time. - Hang out in packs of 10 to 15 and make sure everyone acts as annoying as possible. This helps to promote nigger individuality. - Always talk loud enough so everyone in the 'hood' can fucking hear you, and if they are niggers, they will know what your saying, bro. - Wear clothes that are 10 sizes too big, making sure the pants hang off your ass. Also huge pants facilitate stealing (let me translate that: "it be easier to lift dat 'box at the Kmart, homes"). If you have to hold them up while you walk, it only looks badder. - Park at least 5 junk cars in your yard while being careful not to use the driveway. It's OK to abandon them in the street as long as it's in front of someone else's crib. - Exaggerate every motion, every tonal inflection and grab your dick a lot. Have red carpet, blue walls, brass and overstuffed furnishings (all rented), purple bathrooms and keep all windows covered so that no light can enter and no cops can see in while you... - Do drugs, sell drugs, make drugs. - Turn your backyard into a junk yard. If you don't have a backyard, turn your mother's into a junk yard. Eliminate every blade of grass. - Travel around leaching off relatives, friends, salvation armies. Abandon your children with them also. - Smack your kids and yell at them a lot. Make them feel less than human and that they have no future, which they don't because they're niggers like you. - Drink cheap wine and malt liquor every day, forgetting that "malt liquor" is just fortified cheap beer. - If you're a nigger buck: fuck anything that moves, no matter how ugly she is. After two eight-balls, even the ugliest, fattest nigger bitch will look good. - Be charitable and covet fat, ugly white chicks. After all, they're niggers too. They can't help being so undesirable to white men that they have to fraternize with black dudes on a 20/20 trip. And white ho's are a special trophy too, especially the not so ugly ones. - Spray paint everything in sight with scribbles that mean nothing to White people but mean things to fellow niggers (except niggers from another hood who will probably try to kill you for tresspassing on their turf) - Use the term "motherfucker" in every sentence. It's one of the most versatile words in the nigger language, being a noun, verb, adjective and complete mini-sentence in event you run out of thoughts. - Stop in the middle of the street, blocking all traffic to converse with fellow niggers and have complete disregard for everyone else. - Delay everybody at the checkouts while you and 3 other dudes fumble around for the $1.42 for the bottle of Magnum. - Clog isles at Kmart with strollers, bastard kids and your fat selves. If you're a cashier, never look at or be cordial to a customer and always talk to other niggers while you ring up the customer. - Overcharge customers at Taco Bell and pocket the difference. - Drive your car while slouched so low that you can barely see over the wheel (g
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece. Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass.
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and impales me...
What's a Magical Gadget? Your co-host of Pocket Calculator, Paul,
gets full credit for the name of this feature. This is where you can find
photos of those unusual items which somehow missed our keen
attention in the 70s and 80s. Be it a specialty product,
electronic novelty or an utter boondoggle from a major
electronics outfit of the day, we'll dig 'em up and talk about
'em. We know there's lots of them out there, so if you've got
one, contact us so we can get it on
the show!
Also featured here are cool electronics that have been spotted
out "in the wild." Did you uncover a cool gadget in a thrift
shop, tage sale or flea market and got it for a song? That,
friends, constitutes a "brag" and is worthy of attention, so let
us know and we'll post it here!
We'll keep adding rare and cool gadgets, so check back often,
and tune in to Pocket Calculator, Saturday nights on WBCQ!
Cool, my classic I Do It Wrong CF is linked to on that page. I can now die knowing that I have contributed to [nerd]pop-culture. Thank you and good night. PS - FTM, please don't slam the CLIT, we were first, we're still the best.
In other news, Big Ass Spork was found dead today at 27. Having fallen on a greased up Yoda doll, he suffered fatal internal wounds. His many contributions to [nerd]pop-culture will continue to endear him to future generations, truly an American icon.
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I
am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching
dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts
lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis
and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to
her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!!
Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!
Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites
her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
Queen Amidala!! I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA
Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!
For me you are calling, hhhmmm?
YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and
impales me...
the fact that humans in other countries are denied basic rights would be no reason at all to deny that intelligence those same rights.
Bullshit. You are refering to human rights, not intelligence rights. There are chimps and gorillas that can speak in sign language, do they have rights under the law (besides anti-animal cruelty laws of course, which differ by magnitude from human rights)? I think it is ludicris to extend humanity to a machine. Machines are our creation, they are not, nor will they ever be, peers. Regardless of hollywood portrayal, or an author's novelization may state.
So, in conclussion, your argument is severly flawed and may a misguided soul, such as yourself, never be in possesion of suficient power to enact what you advocate.
Mods - this is my opinion, not flamebait, and not a troll. Add to the discussion and save your points for the insightfull...
Moron. I had a 3.94 CGPA on my Associates degree and a 4.0 CGPA on my Bachelors. Never bought a book, just looked shit up online. School ain't hard, the world is...
Get a Game Boy Advance. I have a GBA SP and love it, take it with me everywhere. I have NFL Blitz 2002 for it. The system and that game can be had for $119 at Game Stop.
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman^H^H^H^H^H^H^HGNAA. I
am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching
dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts
lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis
and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to
her^H^H^Htheir gaping freshly fisted ass.
OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!!
Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!
Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites
her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
Queen Amidala!! I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA
Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!
For me you are calling, hhhmmm?
YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?
He savagely kicks my Natalie^H^H^H^H^H^H^HGNAA aside, he pulls out his large green penis and
impales me...
I DO IT WRONG!!
All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!
Re:Erst Goatse ! -- RIGHT!!!
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De nada, mi amigo... I enjoy the trolling rivalry, reminiscent of early ninties hip hop animosity.
*looks over shoulder for gun toting rival faction trolls*
Re:Erst Goatse ! < -- RIGHT!!!
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While failing it for frosty piss, you did, erstwhile, create the first anti upstart post. For that, sir, I salute you.
Remember kids, it will always be about the CLIT!!!
To the GNAA, one from the vault:
You're an idiot.
A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder you can remember to breathe. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with Teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out.
On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) your rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it. Your personality is that of a rabid Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to be sentient to survive.
You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile, that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious to the thousands of honest parasitic species.
You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame. You have nothing intelligent to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you.
Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet. I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease. You puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat-slapper.
On a good day, you're a halfwit. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are.
Good job, sir! I am a huge fan, well maybe just a fan with a big ass, any ways I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. You may also include me in any email lists you may run. I will not forward it automatically to deleted items, I promise.
In conclussion, keep up the good work!
Hugs and kisses, BAS
PS - just realized I had subconsciencely co-opted Juan E.'s sig line up there... oh well, originality is for teh sux!
Two words: dynamic DNS. I have paid for dns2go for my PCs on roadrunner now for a couple of years. Previous to that I had scheduled a daily AT job to email my IP addy to myself. Needless to say, this is much cleaner. Go to DNS2Go.com and check it out. There are other services out there. I run http, ftp, telnet and other servers on high ports on my main WinXP box and love reaching it by name. Save some cash, my friend!
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Recent netcraft surveys point out that Mac OS is dying. That is all. Big up to the sporks who remain, BAS
HOWTO BE A NIGGER:
- Slink around, shuffling your feet and bobbing your neck like the lazy retard
you are.
- Walk down the middle of the street because you don't know what a sidewalk is
for.
- Hang out at carwashes and mini-marts because everybody knows these are the
best places to be a dope, I mean dope.
- If you're a nigger bitch, shit three nigger babies into the world before 17
years of age. This assures that welfare money will support you, so your
nigger men have more time to commit crimes. Oh yes, make sure each nigger
baby has a different father.
- Bastardize the English language in the name of nigger culture. Make sure
that several terms have multiple meanings and others have ambiguous meanings
and that only 50% of nigger words are even complete words. Real niggers will
know what you're trying to say.
- As a culture, make sure there are always more bucks in prison than in
college at any given time.
- Hang out in packs of 10 to 15 and make sure everyone acts as annoying as
possible. This helps to promote nigger individuality.
- Always talk loud enough so everyone in the 'hood' can fucking hear you, and
if they are niggers, they will know what your saying, bro.
- Wear clothes that are 10 sizes too big, making sure the pants hang off your
ass. Also huge pants facilitate stealing (let me translate that: "it be
easier to lift dat 'box at the Kmart, homes"). If you have to hold them up
while you walk, it only looks badder.
- Park at least 5 junk cars in your yard while being careful not to use the
driveway. It's OK to abandon them in the street as long as it's in front of
someone else's crib.
- Exaggerate every motion, every tonal inflection and grab your dick a lot.
Have red carpet, blue walls, brass and overstuffed furnishings (all rented),
purple bathrooms and keep all windows covered so that no light can enter and
no cops can see in while you...
- Do drugs, sell drugs, make drugs.
- Turn your backyard into a junk yard. If you don't have a backyard, turn
your mother's into a junk yard. Eliminate every blade of grass.
- Travel around leaching off relatives, friends, salvation armies. Abandon
your children with them also.
- Smack your kids and yell at them a lot. Make them feel less than human and
that they have no future, which they don't because they're niggers like you.
- Drink cheap wine and malt liquor every day, forgetting that "malt liquor" is
just fortified cheap beer.
- If you're a nigger buck: fuck anything that moves, no matter how ugly she is.
After two eight-balls, even the ugliest, fattest nigger bitch will look good.
- Be charitable and covet fat, ugly white chicks. After all, they're niggers
too. They can't help being so undesirable to white men that they have to
fraternize with black dudes on a 20/20 trip. And white ho's are a special
trophy too, especially the not so ugly ones.
- Spray paint everything in sight with scribbles that mean nothing to White
people but mean things to fellow niggers (except niggers from another hood
who will probably try to kill you for tresspassing on their turf)
- Use the term "motherfucker" in every sentence. It's one of the most
versatile words in the nigger language, being a noun, verb, adjective and
complete mini-sentence in event you run out of thoughts.
- Stop in the middle of the street, blocking all traffic to converse with
fellow niggers and have complete disregard for everyone else.
- Delay everybody at the checkouts while you and 3 other dudes fumble around
for the $1.42 for the bottle of Magnum.
- Clog isles at Kmart with strollers, bastard kids and your fat selves. If
you're a cashier, never look at or be cordial to a customer and always talk
to other niggers while you ring up the customer.
- Overcharge customers at Taco Bell and pocket the difference.
- Drive your car while slouched so low that you can barely see over the wheel
(g
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass.
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and impales me...
I DO IT WRONG!!
All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!
Return to the Pocket Calculator top page
What's a Magical Gadget? Your co-host of Pocket Calculator, Paul, gets full credit for the name of this feature. This is where you can find photos of those unusual items which somehow missed our keen attention in the 70s and 80s. Be it a specialty product, electronic novelty or an utter boondoggle from a major electronics outfit of the day, we'll dig 'em up and talk about 'em. We know there's lots of them out there, so if you've got one, contact us so we can get it on the show!
Also featured here are cool electronics that have been spotted out "in the wild." Did you uncover a cool gadget in a thrift shop, tage sale or flea market and got it for a song? That, friends, constitutes a "brag" and is worthy of attention, so let us know and we'll post it here!
We'll keep adding rare and cool gadgets, so check back often, and tune in to Pocket Calculator, Saturday nights on WBCQ!
Date Magical Gadget 12/01/01 1985 Casio Scientific Calculator Watch 12/01/01 1982 Olympus Walkman-style Stereo Micro-Cassette w/FM 12/01/01 1980s Headphone Stereo/Calculator/Clock 12/01/01 1974 Midland Handheld CB 12/08/01 1980 Casio QL-10 Calculator / Lighter 12/08/01 1980s Mr. FM by Hatori Seiko 12/08/01 1979 General Electric Superadio 12/08/01 1983 Seiko Voice Recorder Watch 12/15/01 1981 Osborne 1 Computer 01/05/02 1985 Magnavox Speakerphone 01/05/02 1981 XXX-Rated Digital Watch (Caution: Explicit!) 01/20/02 A Whole bunch on our NYC Trip! 01/26/02 1979 Bone Fone 01/27/02 1982 Kaypro II transportable computer 02/02/02 1982 Entex Adventure Vision Game System 02/09/02 198? Casio TA-1000 Talking Calculator & Clock 02/23/02 1987 Casio IF-8000 Digital Diary 03/22/02 1972 Gruen Teletime LCD Watch 03/30/02 1976 Sanyo Combination AM/FM Radio - Digital Clock - LCD Calculator 05/11/02 1985 Sharp Top-Loading Boombox 05/18/02 1979 Sharp Computer-Controlled Cassette Deck 06/01/02 1983 Dynalogic Hyper
In other news, Big Ass Spork was found dead today at 27. Having fallen on a greased up Yoda doll, he suffered fatal internal wounds. His many contributions to [nerd]pop-culture will continue to endear him to future generations, truly an American icon.
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!
Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
Queen Amidala!! I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!
For me you are calling, hhhmmm?
YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and impales me...
I DO IT WRONG!!
All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!
Lazlo, I am now a fan, anyone with a Mike Patton lyric in their .sig is fine by me. Keep up the good work.
Your reply was of no value.
hmmmm, how about: run Windows apps native?
Bullshit. You are refering to human rights, not intelligence rights. There are chimps and gorillas that can speak in sign language, do they have rights under the law (besides anti-animal cruelty laws of course, which differ by magnitude from human rights)? I think it is ludicris to extend humanity to a machine. Machines are our creation, they are not, nor will they ever be, peers. Regardless of hollywood portrayal, or an author's novelization may state.
So, in conclussion, your argument is severly flawed and may a misguided soul, such as yourself, never be in possesion of suficient power to enact what you advocate.
Mods - this is my opinion, not flamebait, and not a troll. Add to the discussion and save your points for the insightfull...
Moron. I had a 3.94 CGPA on my Associates degree and a 4.0 CGPA on my Bachelors. Never bought a book, just looked shit up online. School ain't hard, the world is...
Sure... on taco's site: http://cmdrtaco.net/cabinet/.
Get a Game Boy Advance. I have a GBA SP and love it, take it with me everywhere. I have NFL Blitz 2002 for it. The system and that game can be had for $119 at Game Stop.
Please click on my .sig for further evidence of Linux's gayness...
...actually I do drive a 2001 Dodge Stratus. Works for me...
Fuck you. I am sure your mama named you dacarr. I am anti-AC as well, but you sound like a total fucktard.
Just thought I'd let you know. Carry on then...
You are so right. But on Central, you can get a room for $20 a night. Bring your gun and your visa card, local toughs are not impressed by knives.
Kudos, sir! You have inspired me. I would like aditional information. Please subscribe me to your newsletter. Thanks in advance.
---
BAS - A fan
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman^H^H^H^H^H^H^HGNAA. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her^H^H^Htheir gaping freshly fisted ass.
OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!
Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
Queen Amidala!! I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!
For me you are calling, hhhmmm?
YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?
He savagely kicks my Natalie^H^H^H^H^H^H^HGNAA aside, he pulls out his large green penis and impales me...
I DO IT WRONG!!
All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!
De nada, mi amigo... I enjoy the trolling rivalry, reminiscent of early ninties hip hop animosity.
*looks over shoulder for gun toting rival faction trolls*
While failing it for frosty piss, you did, erstwhile, create the first anti upstart post. For that, sir, I salute you.
Remember kids, it will always be about the CLIT!!!
To the GNAA, one from the vault:
You're an idiot.
A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder you can remember to breathe. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with Teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out.
On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) your rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it. Your personality is that of a rabid Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to be sentient to survive.
You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile, that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious to the thousands of honest parasitic species.
You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame. You have nothing intelligent to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you.
Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet. I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease. You puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat-slapper.
On a good day, you're a halfwit. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are.
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Good job, sir! I am a huge fan, well maybe just a fan with a big ass, any ways I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. You may also include me in any email lists you may run. I will not forward it automatically to deleted items, I promise.
In conclussion, keep up the good work!
Hugs and kisses,
BAS
PS - just realized I had subconsciencely co-opted Juan E.'s sig line up there... oh well, originality is for teh sux!
Damn, you beat me to this joke!!! ESR demands that you not test OSS on your mom. You must use your Aunt Tillie...
-- BAS
Two words: dynamic DNS. I have paid for dns2go for my PCs on roadrunner now for a couple of years. Previous to that I had scheduled a daily AT job to email my IP addy to myself. Needless to say, this is much cleaner. Go to DNS2Go.com and check it out. There are other services out there. I run http, ftp, telnet and other servers on high ports on my main WinXP box and love reaching it by name. Save some cash, my friend!
Fucking AC bitch! *said in mocking tone* slashdotters: attack!
/. is going to shit anyway...
You lame-ass mother fucking... fuck it, who cares?