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Windows XP Embedded

Embedded Geek writes: "Embedded Systems Programming has a piece about Microsoft organizing its employees to advocate their embedded products in online newsgroups (part of "a new culture at Microsoft" making "an effort to shed the company's reputation as an incommunicative giant.") This is coordinated with Microsoft's launch of Windows XP Embedded at their Embedded Developers' Conference (the countdown clock on their homepage says Wednesday but the launch party is Thursday)." News.com notes that this will be used in slot machines and ATMs. Insert obligatory free-money joke.

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  1. Embedded in what? by ralmeida · · Score: 5, Funny

    In a S/390?

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  2. Impressive by Knunov · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow. It turns out you only need 512 MB RAM, 1 gig of storage and a 900MHz CPU on your embedded device to run this.

    Wait a minute...

    Knunov

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  3. Advocate in newsgroups? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    ...advocate their embedded products in online newsgroups

    Does that include slashdot?

    Guess we shall see who the real microsoft plants are in slashdot by the responses to this article... :)

    (I remember the good ole days when you never heard a pro-microsoft rant on slashdot... :)

  4. I'm not surprised... by pi+radians · · Score: 2, Funny

    "this will be used in slot machines and ATMs"

    So a Microsoft product is going to be responsible for a machine that takes a whole bunch of money. Who else is a little nervous about all of this?

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  5. So what does this mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Great, we have to call the fuckers to activate our money? "You have added money to your account, please call Microsoft at 1-888-MS-OWNS-U to reactivate it. Remember, if you modify your account too often, we will disable your account."

  6. Re:How fun by nanojath · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, man, working for Microsoft ROCKS! I LOVE this company! I LOVE THIS COMPANY! Who told you to sit down?! Did I mention how awesome Microsoft embedded systems are? They ROCK!

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  7. The return of Sircam? by MongooseCN · · Score: 3, Funny

    How long until Sircam starts transfering money from one persons ATM machine to another?

    I send you this financial transaction in order to have your advice.

  8. Re:This is not the traditional embedded market by Paul+Johnson · · Score: 3, Funny
    Here in the UK they have been putting plasma screens in motorway service stations to show adverts and bits of news and travel info.


    I was there when the server rebooted. It showed a Windows 2000 desktop with an error message in a dialog box.


    Hmmm. Microsoft Windows: Suddenly everything sticks.


    Paul.

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  9. new bug in IE 12.0:cross-bank-account scripting by kipple · · Score: 2, Funny

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    new advisory posted XX-XX-XXXX (date censored due to DMCA violations).

    description: new bug in IE version 12, default on all windows embedded applications (including ATM, slot machines, car stereo systems).

    quick description: by using some malformed ATM-cards, an attacker can inject a code that will make IE cross-jump between bank accounts, and therefore access the internals of the account. The string has been sent to microsoft for further analyzation, and hopefully they will give an Obscure Patch within the next eight months.

    personal considerations: perhaps in a world of full-disclosure, microsoft would give a patch in few days and save zillions of ATM users, but surely this system could be used by terrorists to subvert the US banking system. so censoring advisories is a good idea.
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  10. Re:replaces embedded NT by cmclean · · Score: 2, Funny
    Charing Cross station (London, UK) - for weeks it displayed "a device driver cannot be loaded"

    And the Natwest ATM at Waterloo Station (again London, UK) which BSOD'd on the lady before me in the queue, taking her card with it.

    She's probably the only person I know with a personal reason to hate Microsoft. Hehe.

    cmclean

    P.S. Did you know the term "Cashpoint" is copyright in the UK by LloydsTSB? wtf?

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  11. Obligatory Joke by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny
    News.com notes that this will be used in slot machines and ATMs. Insert obligatory free-money joke.

    Free money, or FEE money?

    A Fee of $4.00 will be charged to this transaction for customer support, legal fees and continued lobbying to prevent Microsoft from being punished for monopolistic practices.

    PRESS THIS BUTTON TO ACCEPT ---->

    OR

    PRESS THIS BUTTON TO ACCEPT ---->

    Sorry, CANCEL has been disabled, please call 1-900-UGO-MSFT for customer support, first 30 minutes $75, mininum charge 30 minutes.

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  12. Lies, damn lies! by CaptainZapp · · Score: 3, Funny
    The accusation of astroturfing is just untrue, those are lies and FUD spread by /.

    In fact, embedded XP is the best thing since sliced bread and the Stinger platform will rarely crash your phone. The XBox kicks ass and Steve "Fester" Balmer is the nicest guy you can imagine.

    In essence, it's really not true that Microsoft employees subvert discussion groups. I can prove it if you send mail to captainzapp@microsoft.com.

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  13. Re:replaces embedded NT by King+Of+Chat · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you're talking about the message "At least one service or device driver failed during startup. Check event log for details." then that's OK. All the NT systems I've ever seen (OK, the ones I've set up) do this - that's how you know it's working properly.

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  14. WinXP for ATM by TheCrunch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Welcome to WinXP for ATM
    Please wait.
    Enter your card.
    New hardware found! Installing card-reader, please wait.
    Please remove card from ATM.
    Rebooting...
    Welcome to WinXP for ATM
    Please wait.
    GPF, press "1, Clear + Enter" to reboot.
    Rebooting...
    Welcome to WinXP for ATM
    Please wait.
    Scandisk found errors on card-reader.
    Enter your card.
    Errors on your card have been found. Would you like to create a recovery-card?
    "No."
    It looks like you have never used this ATM before, would you like to transfer your profile?
    "How do you know that?? No!"
    You have selected withdraw cash.
    Access Denied. Only a user with administrative rights may perform this action.
    "F***.. Gimme back my card!"
    Unable to remove card, there has been a sharing violation. This card is in use by another user.
    "WTF????"

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  15. Re:This is not the traditional embedded market by Lozzer · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've seen the Windows 2000 login screen at an ATM in the UK (with an error box behind it), which I have to say scared the willies out of me. I almost wish I'd had a camera with me at the time.

    Hmm this appears to be my (2^8)th post, glad I'm not a Pacman machine.

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  16. Do i hafta use Passport instead of my ATM card? by josquint · · Score: 2, Funny

    heh.. and does MSN Messenger insessantly load on all the machines. That'd b great, i can check my hotmail while waiting 5 min for my transaction to complete.

    Better yet, maybe they leave the remote adminstration enabled by default :->

  17. Truth in advertising, perhaps by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 2, Funny

    XP should be imbedded in those machines you usually find in train stations that will weigh you and tell your fortune.

    That way, Microsoft can honestly say XP "scales".

    {mmph, snort, BWAAAHAHAHAHA}

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  18. Re:This is not the traditional embedded market by Coyote67 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Metrocard despencers in NYC use nt4. I had the privlage of watching one that was totally fubar. It kept rebooting, got everything from the bios to the boot screen info written down in my visor :). To show how great they are, I once kept pushing the coin return on a metrocard dispenser and it kicked out $20 in dollar coins. Can't wait for XP to get into ATMS :P

  19. Re:Finally Learning From The Open Source Community by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    paying umpteen dollars to be put on hold by some pimply faced teenager who probably couldn't code his way out of a paper bag

    Interesting! As like probably many of you I know this experience of waiting on hold forever and finally reaching an incompetent helpdesk person. Rarely, maybe reach someone competent and very helpful. I too have been on the other side dishin out the helpdesk, but it was mostly networking stuff and nothing about code. Currently, I am taking a class on C programming, a relative newbie, so this seems like a challenge because if I were to be in the situation of having to deal with a pimply faced teenager I at least better know how to code myself out of a paper bag! So how to begin?

    #include
    #include "brownbag.h"

    int main(void)
    {
    if (brownbag = 1)
    exit;
    return 0;
    }


    Since, I am only learning C right now, that's all I know. But maybe it might be better to use Java, python, perl, I now sure, but I'm learning. Is there a sourceforge project for coding out of a paper bag or a HOWTO? Or is coding out of a paper bag closed source proprietary code? Thinking about this and not completely knowing how to code myself out of a paperbag I think twice about who may be on the other end now of that help desk.

  20. Windows XP Embedded - Inconceivable by kevin_butler · · Score: 3, Funny
    You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    System requirements

  21. Let me tell you where MS can embed it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ok Bill, bend over

  22. MS ROCKS!!! by quantaman · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can't see why so many people seem mad at MS. Don't you realize this is just another humanitarian effort of the part of the world's greatest philanthropist Bill Gates. MS is just trying to save people the pain of using an unstable, overpriced, insecure, banking system as well as stop the flow of open source application made by greedy, unscrupulous, devil worshipping, European communist infiltrators attempting to overthrow democracy through their subversive operating systems. If you think about it it is really your ethical duty to help stop the loss of freedom and support Microsoft's well intentioned attempts to improve (as if that were possible!) their software.

    By the way DMCA rocks!!
    (protect the right of song artists and support the RIAA, another well intentioned organization with only the intrests of song artists and music in heart!)

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