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Uber Geeks Holiday Gift Guide

Johann Ramirez sent us Hardware Extreme's Christmas Wishlist which has tons of lust worthy objects that you have seen on Slashdot in the past, and several more that will make you feel strange things in your loins that might be unhealthy in the context of electronics. I want me a head mounted monitor and this wall mounted stereo santa!

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  1. More resources. by Raven42rac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This month's Maximum PC has gear of the year, as well as a geek shopping guide. Cool stuff in there. I just want a 60 inch plasma monitor.

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  2. How about some real presents... by webword · · Score: 5, Insightful


    ...jobs for my friends out of work!

    1. Re:How about some real presents... by Legion303 · · Score: 2
      I'll take one of those. Being out of work for 5 months due to massive layoffs in a shitty job market is very stressful.

      -Legion

    2. Re:How about some real presents... by Kris_J · · Score: 2

      Don't worry, at about 6 months you break through a wall and mellow out. It doesn't start to hurt again until about 9 months (and then not as much). Applying for unemployment benefit helps, not just from the money but from the fact that the people working at the unemployment office look like their life is worse than yours -- having to deal with huge numbers of angry people all day, every day.

  3. Who'd want that Nakamichi stereo? by Jon+Chatow · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... when you can get the B&O BeoSound Century, which is far nicer? Of course, if you want a good stereo, rather than an aethetically pleasing one, you wouldn't get one that was wall-mounted (perhaps one from these people?), but B&O's products are quite good in terms of audio quality, given their form factor.

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    1. Re:Who'd want that Nakamichi stereo? by Jon+Chatow · · Score: 2

      Indeed, B&O and Bose are more 'life-style'-ed than engineered (that's not to say they're not good, just that they also have lots of marketing and branding attached to them), though I'm sure quite a few would object to B&O being placed at 'only' parity to Bose :-). And, W.R.T. Meridian, they're very, or at least quite , cheap, for the quality you get from them. Mind you, when I can afford 0.12MUKP for a set of speakers (OK, OK, and amplifiers, as they're powered), I'll be happy...

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  4. Extreme? by rasactive · · Score: 4, Funny

    It looks like Hardware Exterme's hardware wasn't extreme enough to handle slashdotting. Anybody got a mirror?

    1. Re:Extreme? by seann · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ever notice how the AC's always have a problem getting laid?

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  5. 800x600 head mounted display at least! by JM · · Score: 3, Informative
    The guide shows the DH-4400VP model, which is pretty neat for watching DVDs and stuff, but they also have the DH-4500MPV model, which is ideal for Cyborg-like applications =)


    The manufacturer's page is:

    http://www.personaldisplay.com/english/f_whatis. ht ml


    At $1000, it's pretty reasonable!


    Santa, I want one ;-)

  6. Do you really think more junk will make you happy? by Astral+Traveller · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I swear, the hedonistic tendency I see in some of my more computer-oriented friends to slaver over faster processors, more memory, better graphics, and absolutely useless gimmicks like cube-shaped computers and flat-screen monitors saddens me. That we as a culture are so shallow to think that adding a paltry 50MHz to our gigahertz+ processors or having more hard drive space for porn and stolen MP3s will somehow make us happy is the tragedy of the modern age. No electronic pet or game console will bring you any more than a second of joy, until your eyes wander forth to the "next big thing".

    So instead of asking for yet another slab of transistors and cathode-ray tubes this holiday season, ask for something that will last, something that will make you feel happy inside as a person. Ask a loved one to give money to your favorite charity in your name (if you read Slashdot, you've been planning on making a donation to the EFF anyway, right? No excuse not to do it now, and you'll get to be cool like Wil Wheaton!). Or better yet, don't tell anyone what you want for Christmas, and then see what they get you, because those gifts are the sort that require true thought on the part of the giver, and it's the thought that counts in the end, right?

    Please try to raise yourself above the primal materialism that runs rampant this time of year, and remember what the season is all about. While you may not get the l33t357 b0x, you'll be happier in the long run.

  7. You can never have enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    LEGO!
    I turn 36 on xmas eve and am hoping my wife has caught onto my countless hints for Lego Mindstorms. :))

    [rant] If you have young kids don't rot their minds with [Nintento|Xbox|DC|etc], get them books and Lego. Things that will help their young minds grow and analyze, not things that fuel ADD :))

  8. All I want... by milkmandan9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is enough bandwidth to survive a /.ing.

  9. Re:My Problem... by professortomoe · · Score: 2, Informative

    They do have a right to laugh. I'm 14, and if I really want something, I buy it myself. Find a job, or do odd tasks around the neighbor hood, the money adds up. My "wish list" totals about 700 bucks cause all I really want are a few classical music cd's and a Gamecube. Maybe if ya cut down your list, they won't laugh.

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  10. My geek wish list. by tcd004 · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. My @home cable modem service, which was shut off.
    2. My omnisky palm service, which will soon be shut off.

    Maybe I should have gone with Verizon all along

    tcd004

  11. Re:mp3's in my car by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Funny

    sell the car, buy the player... no, sell the play.. buy the car.. sell your appendix to the medical campus.. buy player... install.

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  12. Re:My Problem... by damiam · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What kind of stuff do you want that costs $3000??!! I'm 13 and my wish list is only about $250 total including a GeForce3 (which I don't really think I'll get). You're expecting too much.

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  13. ok, moneybags. by dangermouse · · Score: 2
    Who says you CAN get the B&O BeoSound Century? There's a Bang and Olufsen store about a quarter-mile from my apartment, and I wince every time I see the price labels.

    What would be nice is a slim-profile (wall-mountable == good) stereo that doesn't cost both arms and legs and also have the silly design that Nakamichi does.

    If I hang a stereo on the wall, I'm not going to want to feed discs in from the top and grope around the top edge for the play button.

  14. Re:My Problem... by dangermouse · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I'm 22 and my wishlist totals exactly one million dollars. (It consists of one million dollars, actually.)

    But that's an absurd wishlist, and it's not the one I tell people about when they ask me for gift hints. That one's real short, and is full of things that cost five or ten bucks.

    The trick is to know your audience.

  15. Re:My Problem... by damiam · · Score: 2

    How many healthy 13-year-old heterosexual male prostitues do you know? I thought so.

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  16. Less flicker would certainly make me happy. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

    and absolutely useless gimmicks like cube-shaped computers and flat-screen monitors

    Flat-screen monitors don't have flicker.

    This is one *hell* of a useful improvement, especially for those of us who *have* to sit in front of a monitor all day.

    Saving the desk real-estate of a CRT would be nice too.

  17. perfect gift by RestiffBard · · Score: 2

    all i really want is roughly four hours alone with my girlfriend and no interuptions. as for letting folks think real hard about what i want. good luck. no one knows me well enough. if i don't tell them what to get me i don't get diddley squat. and i don't know anyone that will accept "just donate to habitat for humanity in my name" aas a serious gift request. because they don't feel thats a real gift. they don't believe thats a gift that would make me happy. so i tell them not to get me anything. anything that i actually want is always too expensive anyway.

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  18. Re: We did this and we're happy . . . by raresilk · · Score: 5, Insightful
    My domestic partner and I decided to go the charitable route. We've talked about it on previous holidays, but never had enough motivation to actually do it until this year. We added up what we usually spend on our Christmas holiday giving and celebrating, for family, friends, and each other. We rounded it up to the nearest round number, and made a donation in that amount to the Afghanistan relief effort (1/2 to Unicef, 1/2 to Oxfam.)

    Then we made a nice Christmas card with color photos of Afghanistan refugees receiving food relief, including one bearded guy with a sack of USA wheat on his back that sweetly reminded us of Santa. We explained our decision in the card, including the total amount of our contributions - not to brag about it, but so that it would be clear this was not just our cheap attempt to blow off gift-giving. We asked that the recipients consider making similar donations in lieu of their usual Christmas gifts to us. The cards went out Thanksgiving weekend.

    We've received no negative reactions, and many positive ones to date. It remains to be seen whether anyone will take us up on our request to donate instead of a present, but honestly we're looking forward to a Christmas tree with absolutely zero gifts under it.

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  19. Oh, thank you by nerpdawg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thank you for telling me where my morals & values should be. I wasn't aware of it, but it turns out I really needed *you* to point out to me what I should be feeling & doing. Wow. I'm apparently so unworthy to make decisions on my own. Thank you for gracing us with your presence.

  20. Re:My Problem... by dev0n · · Score: 2, Insightful

    i would suggest getting a job and buying hardware yourself... it's much more gratifying to know that you EARNED your new sound card, or video card, or whatever.. :)

  21. How about... by Jubii · · Score: 3, Funny

    The assasination of the person who invented the pop-up ad?! My God, how many of these stupid things must I close? I'm sorry, I couldn't finish looking at the list, I got tired of waiting for the adds to come up so I could close them.

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    1. Re:How about... by Corrado · · Score: 2

      WooHoo -- I second that request!!

      I only saw the first three products before my Pop-Up|Under deleting finger got tired. I normally use Mozilla's ability to kill pop-up windows on Open but it's still way too slow on MacOS.

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  22. No gifts for Mithra by I+am+Jack's+username · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I modified the gift exemption voucher saying that the people I give it to don't have to give me anything for xmas or my birthday. I still give them gifts, until they reciprocate with a similar voucher - only 1 person so far - and what I do now is buy stuff throughout the year when I see something I know she might appreciate, which means I'm buying her more presents now :)

    Your charity idea is worth considering tho.

    "He who possesses little is so much the less possessed... Thus spoke Zarathustra."

  23. $3700 for a TUBE TV? by Stiletto · · Score: 2


    That Sony TV is ridiculous. Who would pay over a grand for a TUBE? Oh wait, it's flat, and it's Sony, so it must be good.

    Compare it side-by-side with a similarly priced rear-projection and you'll be able to pretty easily make the decision.

    1. Re:$3700 for a TUBE TV? by Nonesuch · · Score: 2
      A CRT television has some serious advantages over LCD or projection, that's why they still make and sell "tube TV's".

      Brightness, sharpness, and viewing angle are all much, much better with a direct-view CRT than you could ever get on the very best rear projection.

      I bought a Sony XBR after watching one at a friend's house. They may be big, they may be heavy, they may be "old school technology", but they still kick the ass of any rear projection unit.

      I don't buy stuff because of brand names or advertising, or price. I buy the product that best serves it's intended purpose... and the Sony XBR is the best TV I've found.

      My only regret is that I didn't spring for a larger screen :-)

  24. All I want for christmas by interiot · · Score: 2

    is fewer damn popups, my god.

  25. Wheee! I just bought my Xmas present.. by Knobby · · Score: 2

    Who needs another power sucking electronic gadget, when you can pick up a fat burning mechanical work of art?

    I finally cracked the mountain bike frame I brazed together 6 years ago.. So, while I work up the next one, I decided to pick up one of these little numbers... It's not steel, and it's a bit heavier than ride I'm used to, but what the heck, right? The addition of rear suspension will be nice with the ground beginning to freeze..

  26. Re:all I want for christmas by Yosho · · Score: 2, Informative

    Go to Control Panel/System/Advanced. Click on the "Error reporting" button in the lower right. Click on the radio button that says "Disable error reporting." Enjoy. ^_^

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  27. Who'd want a B&O? by wideangle · · Score: 2
    Just get a Bose-Wave-Radio.
    Because everyone knows, Bose RULES!

    I carry mine around on my shoulder like a boom-box. Aww yeah.

    1. Re:Who'd want a B&O? by Jon+Chatow · · Score: 2

      Quite honestly, the quality of Bose speakers are truly overated; the sound is good, but it's not that good. Mind you, I do have a Bose CD-Wave-Radio :-)

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  28. Hmmm... lost of Sony stuff by OakLEE · · Score: 2

    Is it me or does this seem more like a commerical for Sony products than an actual wishlist?

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  29. Re:all I want for christmas by zeno_2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Boy if you could just give everyone's christmas presents that easily. =)

    *snap*
    Panasonic Plasma Display

    Zeno

  30. Re:all I want for christmas by docstrange · · Score: 2

    thanks, =)

    I haven't poked with XP much, i've been too busy with my slack box.

    I commend you for helping anotherlinux user get used to this unstable windows thing.

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  31. Is this site in bed with Sony? by Nonesuch · · Score: 5, Interesting
    There are plenty of cool geek gifts not made by Sony, so when 6 out of 13 items on their list are Sony products, you have to suspect something is up...

    I like some stuff Sony makes, but I wouldn't call their products "geek friendly".

    1. Re:Is this site in bed with Sony? by Nonesuch · · Score: 2
      That this post (my post) got modded up to +5 shows exactly what is wrong with the moderation system... There were two earlier comments with basically the same content, but posted by AC or just a user without a +1 bonus point.

      Actually, there was one thing my post had that these other posts lacked- I actually went to the trouble of counting the number of sony/non-sony items on the 'geek gift list' at the site.

  32. Response to Server Comments by JohannRamirez · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hey guys sorry about the lag on the site. We were not expecting quite that much traffic. I had the bandwidth increased quite a bit so things should go much smoother now.

    You should be proud you almost took down all of www.realgn.com www.realshell.com and www.keystreams.com With a total of more than 30 sites and 9 servers. Pretty amazing stuff.

  33. Aibo w/lights on = creepy by cowboy+junkie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looking at that AIBO with the lights on, it seems a step or two away from being one of those deadly mechanical hounds from Fahrenheit 451. "The LEDs pulsate as AIBO becomes more excited"...and readies itself for the kill...

  34. simple gifts for the geek with too many toys by sunhou · · Score: 3, Informative

    Two very simple but practical suggestions for geeks who already have a lot of toys spread all over their home (I got both for myself during the past year, and they've helped me clean up my living room a bit, and were well worth it):

    First, the cheap one: a $20
    video/S-video switch (the SVS1000, not the AVS500 on that page) to connect more things to the TV. I've got my N64 and Dreamcast going through it, and will probably also route one or two of my VCRs through it. Simple but handy. But a warning: if you give one to an uber-geek he may complain that the box degrades the video quality noticeably; I didn't notice any image degradation at all with Mario Kart 64, which was my main concern. I just picked up one of these when I bought a Dreamcast after they came down to $50, since my TV didn't have any more free inputs.

    Second, and much more expensive, a KVM switch, to share one keyboard/monitor/mouse among multiple computers. I got myself a Belkin OmniView SE 4-port (they claim list price around $260, but I'm pretty sure I got mine quite a bit cheaper) and I'm really happy to have reclaimed so much room on my desk; now I'm able to pile up so many more papers than before!

    Lately when Christmas approaches, I've started wondering where I can make room for any more stuff I get. These two things have given me a bit of extra room and helped me organize all the wires a bit.

  35. Re:Do you really think more junk will make you hap by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

    Well, I agree that the I want it crowd really seem like they are begging sometimes, but sometimes I wish my family members would provide such a list for me. I LIKE to get AND Give gifts. I KNOW I spent more on all of my gifts I gave to my side of the family, but I don't care. I spend 20-30 on my brother and his wife and while mine was worth about the same, my brother got my wife a bunch of cheap pics to hang on the wall and we don't care! In fact, I like it! Showed ingenuity! Also, I don't know about you, but I go all year most years with out getting most of what I want. and gosh darn it I would like to get SOMETHING nice for once! Looks like I am getting a Radeon VE card from my wife (we have no time to shop....2 year old occupies our time...). I know, the 3d performance isn't that great but I watch more DVD's then play games so I want the TV out and dual monitor support more then supa fast 3d. That's called compromise. I REALLY want a Radeon AIW (Or the 8500 DV, the 8500 equivalent to AIW). Why won;t I get it? Costs to freakin much. Personally, the gifts I have gotten so far I like the ones that the gift giver does:

    1. Think about what I may want...getting me gift certificates (I hate em, but will gladly take them) shows no thought and is a cop out. I am not THAT difficult to shop for. Hell get me a pack of socks! The washer always eats em and I can always use some new ones....

    2. Don't go hog wild....unless you really want too. You don't have to spend lots on me to make me happy. Well over half the items on that list are not of much use to me. I'd rather have a new laptop (if you HAVE to spend lots on me! ;)) or a DVD or heck even CD-R blanks. Don't buy me sweaters (I will wear them like once...and then not again until it's SUPER COLD!). Oh and a pound of good coffee is a nice cheap idea as well(espresso roast please).

    3. Spend more on my kid....he needs it more then I do anyway.

    That's so easy. I just wish I could tell people just get me all the things I wish I had picked up at the store or have been meaining to get but haven't (not that I couldn't...I just coudln't justify it at the moment or talked myself out of it over and over again...).

    Also, what's WRONG with wanting nice stuff? Sure, I can BE HAPPY with out it. I don't have it now and I am happy, but why is it so wrong to want things? We all want things(your lying if you say you aren't.). Some want World Peace, some want Osama's head on a pike. Why is it materialistic to want? It would be different if we just wanted it to say we have it, but I know most of the slashdot readers would use alot of that list everyday! Sure, we'd throw things away, but only if we had alot of that list. Heck I wish I had not bought that stupid web cam about a year or two ago and bought the TV/radio card instead. I would have used it more. My point is just because you think you are all high and mighty because you don't succomb to the I want monster, you are lying in saying that you never want anything for Christmas or never wanted any of these things. It would be so much easier for me if the people on my list would have given me a list. Also how would you know if I would be happier if I hadn't gotten that new video card? Sure, I might be able to deal with it, but it would make me immensely happy to get that video card this year. It would save me time and make things run better on my system so I would be happier with it then without it. Sure, I can live with what I got, but I sure would like to dump this POS video card I have now.

    PS My monitor is 3 years old. Same with my video card, my Ethernet card and my speakers and my ram. Only things in there that are newer then that are my CD-RW drive, my soundcard, my motherboard+CPU and my Hard Drive. I DO by stuff that lasts. I DON'T have to have the latest stuff because if I want to game, I would rather have a console to do that (XBOX or PS/2 anyone? ...:)). I need my HD space for work...

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  36. Re: We did this and we're happy . . . by raresilk · · Score: 2
    My chosen aid organizations are too "political," eh? Name me an international aid organization that is feeding people for some reason other than to fulfill a policy goal. Get real -- even the vague intent to "end hunger" can be characterized as a political one, and often is by the extreme right who believe that the poor exist only as a resource to be exploited, and characterize any form of aid as incipient communism. Sounds like that's where you're coming from . . .

    I also notice that, although you complain that Oxfam and Unicef have "awful delivery rates," you do not suggest any better-performing organizations, which one expects you would do if you were really concerned about the percentage of food that makes it to hungry mouths. Nonetheless, your assumption that I failed to do my homework is incorrect. Many NGOs achieve high "delivery rates" by indiscriminately handing off truckloads of aid to any handy "local leader," who may or may not have the interests of his community at heart. Often, this food and medicine winds up as a life support system for local warlords terrorizing the population (case in point - Somalia) Also, NGOs who function solely as delivery networks do not help the population become self-sustaining - it takes infrastructure projects to do that. I researched and chose the organizations I felt were most consistent with these concerns.

    And, if anyone but you cares, which I doubt:
    car - 1996 Honda Civic CX
    TV - two, both 10+ years old.
    stereo "specs" - it sounds good

    Living a less-privileged lifestyle than one could otherwise afford comes with its own benefits. One of them is the ability to make substantial charitable donations. Your attempt to characterize charity as selfish hedonism overlooks a simple fact: if the "hugely privileged" do not provide the necessary assistance to poor countries, who will? Of course, you don't care about your illogic, because you're against the whole concept of privileged nations and people helping the less fortunate. Myself, I prefer the approach advocated by John F. Kennedy over 40 years ago:

    To those people in the huts and villages across the globe struggling to break the bonds of mass misery, we pledge our best efforts to help themselves, for whatever period is required; not because the Communists may be doing it, not because we seek their votes, but because it is right. If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.

    The abandonment of Kennedy's pledge by the US is in part responsible for the sociopolitical climate that feeds modern global terrorism and tyranny, as exemplified by the Taliban/bin Laden. No, I am not excusing them - regardless of how they became what they are, they are heinous murderers and they should all be executed. However, cleansing the wound of germs doesn't help if you just let it become re-infected. Looks like we failed to save more than a few who were rich on September 11. If I happen to be in the next target, I will fail to be saved no matter how many TVs I have. Yes, my freedom and happiness are enhanced by contributing to the freedom and happiness of others around the world. Only the most perverse and mean-spirited mind can characterize this sentiment as "smug."

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