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African animals to roam Australia ?
Invurt writes: "In a strange twist to the traditional conservation story, Media Magnate Kerry Packer has announced that he is planning to open a huge African game reserve, for reasons of conservation and endangered species breeding in Australia. This would basically replicate Africa in the Australian continent, on a huge scale. They are not sure if they'd leave the kangaroos there or not - always wondered what it'd be like with kangaroos roaming the plains with lions."
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Wait a minute, the source code for a hippo is available? How come I've never seen this here?
Inventor of the LOLbalrog meme.
The worst terrorist attack in recorded history occurred just under four weeks ago, and you people are discussing African animals to roam Australia???? My *god*, people, GET SOME PRIORITIES!
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I'm the type of animal
that likes to roam around
my cell phone bill is astronomical
CmdrTaco is a clown
Yea I'm the wanderer
Oh I'm the wanderer
I roam around and around and around (repeat ad naseum)
This brief musical interlude brought to you by Frost Pist Brewery. Frost Pist Beer - Always Ice Brewed for a Thick Head.
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yay for racist jokes
we need more of them
You could nearly include white europeans in that list too ;)
Why is this modded down?
..of who would win in a fight.... a lion or a bear...
I lost my concept of community when my community lost all concept of me.
thats...
Kerry, you are a fucking Rich idiot!
It will take less than a minute for the local Aboriginal population to slap some sort of fake land rightes clame on it.
At it will be all our fault..
Drunken violence, drugs, glue sniffing, petrol sniffing, child molestation..
They pride themselves in being noble savages with proud traditions...
Hmm, So why is it my fault their men can't keep their dicks to themselves..
It wasn't. He posts at -1 by default.
Lessee, why is he an idiot - can anyone say 'prickly pear' or 'domestic house cat'? How about Jamaicans discussing the mongoose infestation problem, or Guam residents discussing brown snakes. One does not import significant chunks of one ecosystem into another without drastic effects. The government should fly over Nancy Reagan to just say no.
Gee I wonder what the aboriginies will have to say about the idea. Oh, that's right they've been totally fscked by Kerry's Mate Johnny Howard (the prime minister - anyone heard of him outside of oz?)
um, fuck you
It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one!
Preach on brotha!!!
That's right. Wrap them in duct tape, and fuck them.