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Dirty Dozen- The Most Dangerous Toys of 2001

An anonymous reader pointed us to The Dirty Dozen which lists the most dangerous toys for children. #1 on the list is Metal Gear Solid 2 (which I finished this weekend and highly recommend) Also making the cut are Gundam and Dragonball Zaction figures (nothing scarier then Bulma on a bad hair day I guess), Super Street Fighter II and Doom. Of course the specific version of doom they classify as one of the most dangerous toys of 2001 is the Game Boy Advanced port, and I gotta agree with them on the GBA thing, those things are dangerous. Play for more then 30 minutes, and you go blind.

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  1. Hilarious by ErikZ · · Score: 2, Offtopic


    "So, what should we put on the list this year?"

    "Anything from Japan"

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  2. Re:Hmm.... by bribecka · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's /. not ./

    Ahh. I guess I'm used to doing '../' a lot. I blame it all on Linux.

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  3. You better be careful! by ManualCrank+Angst · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Do NOT taunt Happy Fun Ball!

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  4. Re:Parent replies (not really a flame) by Uttles · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I see your point, but whoa there with that last comment. The right to bear arms in this country is the same principle that allowed us our freedom from the oppressive British, and almost allowed us Southerners our freedom from the oppressive Union. Criminals in this country don't buy guns from gun stores, they get them from the black market. You can't go into a store here and legally purchase an UZI or anything like that, but they are all over the place in the hands of gangsters. Comparing Europe and America on the gun issue is really not a fair comparison. America has big money, and therefore big crime, that's just the way things go, its Economics.

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  5. Re:Hmm.... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Offtopic
    and yet you can apparently wander into a corner shop and buy a shotgun that you kids can have GREAT fun playing with when you're out!

    No, you can't just "wander in", much paperwork and background checks are required to buy firearms in the U.S.

    And while there are stupid parents who leave guns where kids can get them, there are alo stupid parents who leave matches, lighters, rat poision, sharp knives, and other dangerous things where kids can get them - that's no rationale for banning dangerous things. (BTW, accidental firearms deaths in the U.S. are extremely rare - one is several times more likely to drown, or to die from fire, than by a gun accident.)

    Get some perspective, and get rid of the guns. Soldiers need guns, bank managers and secretaries don't.

    A bank manager or secretary who is about to be murdered or raped needs a gun very very badly.

    Anyone whose life may be threatened by a violent person needs a means to defend themselves. Firearms are the best tool to do that.

    My life is no less valuable than that of a soldier, police officer, private security guard, whatever, and I will not willingly surrender the means to defend myself, my family, and my community.

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  6. Re:Back in the Day by cyclist1200 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Well said. You just described my brother's marriage. Married a doctor's daughter, had a crappy marriage, then his wife talked him into having a baby, thinking this would keep him in the marriage. I really feel sorry for my nephew sometimes, because I know he is a very bright kid, but he had to wait an extra year before starting school, because he just couldn't pay attention - the result of being raised by TV and toys.

  7. Re:Hmm.... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Offtopic
    What you probably don't realise is that hand to hand combat can diffuse 96% of situations.
    BULLSHIT.

    I have studied the martial arts for over sixteen years, and I will tell you this: decades of training in hand-to-hand combat can be nullified by a sharp piece of metal, a baseball bat, or even a great enough difference in size and strength. Yes, self-defense training can improve your odds - but if you're a little old lady with arthritic hips facing a strong crazy guy with a big stick, you're in a heap of trouble even if you've devoted your life to budo.

    The best way to defend yourself againt an attacker intent on killing you or infliciting great bodily harm, is to use a firearm. Period. No question. The statistical evidence in quite clear that pointing a gun at someone is the best way currently known to mankind to deter them from attacking you.

    especially if guns were, as they always should have been, removed from this country.

    I'll give up mine just as soon as all the criminals, cops, soldiers, and other people I don't trust give up theirs, ok?

    Gun control is about as effective at keeping guns away from bad guys as the war on drugs is at keeping heroin away from junkies.

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  8. Re:Hmm.... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Oh no! think of the children!

    What? I thought we were trying to prepare them to fight and die on the 21st century battlefield when they grow up!

    Anyways, most of those toys seem to be purchased by teenagers. The McFarlane toy boxes show 12&up ratings, and have saftey warnings against allowing kids 0-3 from touching these.

  9. Landover Baptist by Kalabajoui · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    For the longest time I thought the Landover site
    was for real. After conversing with Christian
    zealots in the past, nothing on Landover seems all
    that over the top to me. As for the Lion and the Lamb, it's nothing more than nervous handwringing by a bunch of over protective Christian moms.

  10. Re:Hmm.... by Tackhead · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    > The mission of The Lion & Lamb Project is to stop the marketing of violence to children

    Sure, the Bible may have said the lion and the lamb would lay down together.

    It didn't say the lamb would get much sleep.

  11. Re:These are not *dangerous* toys. by njdj · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Dangerous toys are things with parts that small children can injure themselves with

    This is naive. Guns have been around for over 100 years, but it's only recently that kids have taken to gunning down multiple classmates in schools. Only since shoot-em-up video games became popular, in fact. Do you really believe there is no connection? Get your head out of the sand.