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Nanotech Goes To Capitol Hill

akb writes "The Tech Law Journal has the rundown on a panel held on Capitol Hill by the Nanotech Business Alliance and the Progressive Policy Institute. The panel was intended to educate legislators and government agencies about nanotech and (of course) to drum up money to support research."

59 comments

  1. could it be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    the first post??

    1. Re:could it be.. by Fecal+Troll+Matter · · Score: -1

      Yes, you have the first post. There are many like it, but this one is yours.

    2. Re:could it be.. by The+WIPO+Troll · · Score: -1

      I got six first poasts in a row last night in the same article! And they're all mine!! Wahahahahhhaaa!!!

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  2. Small minds meet small machines... by corebreech · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who better to understand this new technology?

  3. *ahem* Nanotech Business Coalition? by The+Great+Wakka · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Honestly, people. Nanotech is decades off. This whole thing was completley blown out of proportion. Let's keep it in reality, please. What's the point of even having a business alliance for a non-existant business? "MARTIAN MINING BUSINESS COALITON" would be equally useful. It's possible, but still years off.

    --
    Everything is mainstream now.
    1. Re:*ahem* Nanotech Business Coalition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      Hi! I'm Sandi. In my previous stories I've told you about the fun I had with our games teacher, and the time we caught someone listening in on us while me and my friend Jackie were talking about our sex lives. This story is all about the time we decided to do a bit of babysitting to earn some money.

      Jackie and me decided that we were going to go on holiday to Greece together, to get ourselves nicely tanned and maybe try to get some meaty Greek cocks inside us while we were there. So that we could get some more money together, we decided to do some babysitting. We put an advert in the window of the local news- agent, and we waited to see what would happen. About a week later, a phone call came. It was a woman who lived not far away, who was going out that Saturday night and needed someone to babysit.

      We arrived at the house at about seven o'clock, and I rang the bell. The door was opened by this gorgeous brunette, about 28, who said "Oh, you must be Jackie and Sandi. Hi, my name's Anne. Come in, I'm nearly ready." She showed us into the living room, which had a huge sofa and a lovely thick shag-pile carpet (now, I wonder why they call it that?).

      "This is the drinks cabinet", she said, "although I guess you two are a bit young to be drinking!" Jackie and me looked at each other and blushed - we were always getting drunk and doing silly things, but we'd gone to a lot of trouble to make sure we looked older than our 16 years. "It's all right," she laughed, "You're welcome to help yourselves, and I'm sure you're both responsible girls. Now, the TV's here" she said, indicating a huge colour TV, and opening the cabinet below to show a video player. "You'll find videos in this cupboard here - just look through and see what you fancy." There was the sound of a car horn outside and she said "Oh, that will be my cab. I'd better rush! I'll be back at about 11.30." With that, she rushed out of the door. Jackie poured me a drink, and had one herself, and we sat down to watch the TV.

      After a few drinks, we were both a bit tipsy, giggling to each other as we sat watching the TV. "I'm bored with the telly", said Jackie, "Lets see what videos she's got.". She went over to the video and started reading across the titles. "They're all a bit boring, there's nothing rude." she said, "Oh well, let's just try anything." she said, pulling a cassette from the cupboard. As she pulled it out, I noticed that there was something behind it. "What's that behind the video?" I asked Jackie. "Where?" she said, then she saw it and pulled another cassette with a hand- written label out. "Wow! This is more like it!" she exclaimed, reading the cover. She bent over, and put the tape in to the player. I felt my fanny twitch as her skirt rode up over her tight bum, exposing the gusset of her skimpy knickers. She started the player, and came back to sit down next to me. By now, the drink had got rid of out inhibitions, and I was looking forward to giving my cunt a good grope.

      The video started, and it was obvious from the start that it was real hardcore porn. The opening shot was of two women in bed together, with a huge double dildo which they were fucking each other with. After a while of this steamy action, a guy arrived with the biggest dong I've ever seen, and started fucking each of them. I was getting pretty horny with all this, and started to finger myself through my panties. My lips were full and wet, and I could feel my clit throbbing as I rubbed it. I looked at Jackie, who was staring intently at the screen, and had her hand inside her blouse and was stroking her breasts. With my free hand, I groped up her skirt and pulled her gusset to one side so I could stroke her lips. She was even wetter than me, and I felt her fanny juices well up as I pushed my fingers inside her.

      Climbing off the sofa and kneeling on the floor in front of Jackie between her legs, I started to pull down her knickers. She arched her back to make it easier, and slid herself forwards so her fanny was at the edge of the sofa. I couldn't wait any longer and I buried my face in her muff, licking furiously at her with my long pointy tongue, sticking it inside her and stimulating her clit. "Oh, don't stop!" she moaned, "Stick it inside me!". I carried on licking her, and before long she shuddered and arched her back off the sofa as she came.

      All this lust had got me pretty turned on, and I could feel my knickers getting damp with the juices flowing out of my honeypot. I sat down again, fingering myself while Jackie recovered. After a while she got up, saying "I'm just off to the loo. Back in a sec." and disappeared upstairs. She seemed to be gone for an awful long time, and I was beginning to think that the cow was going to leave me to rub myself off, instead of giving me the good sucking I was after. Then her face popped round the door. "Close your eyes, Sandi. I've got a surprise for you.". Intrigued, I did as I was told, and felt Jackie pull my soaking panties down, leaving my cunt bare. Then she knelt on the sofa between my thighs, so her tits dangled in my face, making me realise that she was stark naked. I still couldn't work out what was happening, until I felt something hard and warm nudge the entrance to my cunt. Slowly it worked its way in, and I could feel Jackie moving and shoving whatever it was further into me. It started to dawn on me what was going on, and I opened my eyes and looked down to see the most enormous dildo being thrust up my cunt, spreading me wider than I'd ever been before. On a second glance, I realised that it was a double dildo, and that one half was already buried inside Jackie's cunt. It was angled in the middle, allowing it to penetrate straight inside both of us just like a real prick, only I had never had a real prick inside me that was this stiff and thick!

      Once Jackie had worked the false prick into me, she started to thrust her hips backwards and forwards, fucking my wet cunt and driving me into a frenzy of lust. I felt a new sensation and looking down saw that at the centre of the dildo was a finger that was rubbing against my clit and Jackie's every time she thrusted into me. My cunt was stretched as wide as it would go, and Jackie was moaning and crying out with lust as she fucked me. Her thrusts were growing more and more strong and urgent, then suddenly she forced the dildo into me as hard as it would go, moaning "Oh my God its so good!" as she came. The stimulation my clit was getting made me come as well, and as I writhed under her with the dildo inside me, her cunt got another good fucking, setting her off all over again.

      We were both so engrossed in our lust session that neither of us heard the door open or realised that Anne had returned. "I see you found the special videos, then" she said, standing by the door. Both Jackie and me jumped with shock. What a sight we must have looked, Jackie's naked teenage body crouched over me with my tight snatch bare for all to see, and the huge dildo buried inside both of us! "Hmm, so you obviously had a look in the bathroom cabinet as well." she continued. We were both so embarrassed, we didn't know what to do. "Still," she said, "it's nice to see you enjoyed yourselves. I don't suppose the baby was any trouble?". She had started smiling, and I didn't know what was going to happen. Was she going to kick us out, or forget the whole thing and not pay us? After all, we *had* babysat for her. Jackie started to climb off me, then Anne said, "No, don't do that. I've got a better idea." Then, reaching down beside the sofa, she picked up a camera. "Let's get a nice picture of you two looking horny", she said. There was a flash as she took the photo, then she walked round beside us to take a picture of the dildo buried in our muffs. "Well," she said, "I might as well join in the party, eh? It's a long time since I enjoyed some teenage muff.". With that, she slipped off her dress, and started to remove her undies.

      When she had undressed, she stood bare in front of us, her nipples stiff. She had shaved her quim, leaving a pair of soft lips peeking from between her thighs, and I could just see the folds of flesh which covered her clit protruding between them. "You two have had a bit of a head start on me from the look of things," she said, "Who's going to help me catch up?" Jackie climbed off me, leaving the double dildo sticking out of me like a huge erect cock, and knelt at Anne's feet and, parting her thighs, started to lick her out. It didn't take Anne long to start moaning with pleasure at the licking Jackie was giving her. Watching this was turning me on again, and with one hand I started to thrust the dildo in and out of me, while I rubbed at my folds with the other. I heard Anne say, "Hold on, Jackie, let's get a bit more comfortable.", then she eased Jackie onto her back and crouched down over her so that her juicy snatch was positioned directly over Jackie's mouth and she could lick and suck at Jackie's tight pussy. From where I was sitting, I could clearly see Jackie, giving Anne's cunt a good tonguing, while Anne was clearly getting a good faceful of Jackie's snatch. They were both obviously enjoying themselves, which didn't surprise me - I know what Jackie's cunt juice tastes like, and I've experienced her tongue in my most private places more times than I can count!

      Watching them sucking and licking each other out, I felt a bit left out, then I realised that I didn't have to be. With the huge dildo sticking out of me, I could still get some of the action! I came up behind Anne, whose cunt was wet and exposed, with Jackie probing the folds covering her clit and her clit itself with her tongue. Jackie saw what I was up to, and with a wicked little grin, spread Anne's cunt wide, exposing her hole which glistened with juice. I slipped the end of the dildo into her, then thrust forwards with my hips to impale her on it. A wave of pleasure shot through me as the dildo moved inside my cunt, and I heard Anne gasp with pleasure. I started to thrust my arse backwards and forwards, fucking her big cunt with her own dildo. She had obviously had plenty of thick cocks inside her - her cunt was wide, but she obviously had good strong cunt myclenched it round the dildo as I shoved it into her, making it slurp in and out of my cunt, too. I could feel myself about to come, and I started to thrust into Anne harder, making the plastic cock rub against my clit even more. She started to pant as her climax began, and Jackie started moaning softly, being brought closer and closer to her orgasm with Anne's licking. We all came at the same time, thrashing around in ecstasy, before I pulled out of Anne and lay beside them, licking juices out of Jackie's cunt then turning round to caress Anne's with my tongue.

      We ended up staying all night, and had a few more sex sessions on Anne's huge double bed, before going home in the morning. And she paid us for the babysitting!

    2. Re:*ahem* Nanotech Business Coalition? by tim_maroney · · Score: 5, Informative

      Nanotech is decades off. This whole thing was completley blown out of proportion. Let's keep it in reality, please. What's the point of even having a business alliance for a non-existant business?

      I've been a critic of nanotechnology ever since reading Drexler's rather silly book in the 1980's, but I feel you are mistaken in the absolutism of your position. It has become clear from the mid-1990's to the present that nanotechnology is real, and that nanotechnology has very little to do with the crackpot speculations of the 1980's. The movement has differentiated into the real wing, represented by among others the inventors of buckminsterfullerene, and the remaining crackpot wing, still led by K. Eric Drexler and other quacks such as Ralph Merkle.

      Which half of the movement is being represented here? Well, let's take a look at the overview of nanotechnology at the NanoBusiness Aliance web site. What ho, it's quite pragmatic. "Reporting, both from the popular press and respected business sources, all too often mixes up nanotechnologies that are just around the corner with those that are highly speculative or very long-term." Very true, and as polite a critique of the quack wing as one could hope for.

      Let's see what technology they're most interested in. Is it artificial intelligence? Resurrection of the dead? Medical nanobots? General-purpose assemblers? Smart mists? No, it's materials, electronics, and biochemistry, all of which have started to be affected by nanotechnology now. Interesting. Even more interesting, looking at their coming reports page, we see very plausible applications for the short term, and no bizarre science fantasy of any kind.

      So it looks like these are the people we would want talking to Congress. Let's give them a shot.

      Tim

    3. Re:*ahem* Nanotech Business Coalition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you willing to lay out all of your technical critiques of Drexler's nanotech?

    4. Re:*ahem* Nanotech Business Coalition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nanotech is decades off?
      Wow, I had better go and cancel my research...

    5. Re:*ahem* Nanotech Business Coalition? by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      The movement has differentiated into the real wing, represented by among others the inventors of buckminsterfullerene...

      I hate to break it to you, but buckminsterfullerene was not "invented," it was discovered. Harold Kroto, Robert Curl, and Richard Smalley won the Nobel Prize for chemistry in 1996 for the discovery.

      Since no products have yet been created using C60 (or the related carbon "nanotubes"), I fail to see how that branch is any more "real" than the theoretical molecular-assembly branch.

      Have you actually read "Nanosystems" by Drexler? There's a lot more meat there than the speculation offered in "Engines of Creation," which I assume is the "rather silly" book you're referring to. In fact, even though "Engines" was speculative, it certainly took the lead in trying to foresee the consequences, both beneficial and threatening, of pursuing nanotech. I would call the speculation measured, rather than wild. It strikes me as prudent to explore the boundaries of what might become possible through these developments.

      IBM showed that it was possible to manipulate atoms one by one, giving an actual physical demonstration. Feynman originally theorized it (Feynman!) and Drexler and Merkle have pursued the theoretical branch through modeling and simulation.

      It's not as if Drexler and Merkle are playing with this stuff in their garages. Drexler received his Ph.D in molecular nanotech, and it was awarded by MIT-- not exactly the Brooklyn School of Chemistry. Merkle has a Ph.D in electrical engineering, is a published researcher and is a member in good standing of ACM, ACS, APS, and IEEE.

      A healthy skepticism is certainly justified, but I think you're being far too harsh calling them "crackpots" and "quacks."

      - MFN

      --
      "Slow down, Cowboy! It has been 3 years, 7 months and 26 days since you last successfully posted a comment."
  4. FP. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    So what are the present applications/research subjects of nanotech? I heard about a way to kill bacteria in a human body by piercing them with nanotubes.
    We are still a long way from Drexler's self replicating assemblers though.

  5. DO YOU WANT A FREE CAR?!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Our car-manufacturing company has developed a new revolutionary business model for making cars.

    We give away the cars for free and then we sell services for those cars! If you want to we can clean your car, wax it or you can use some of our other services.

    We get cash from a couple of VC's, the rest of them simple don't "get it". If we need more we just call "the suits".

    1. Re:DO YOU WANT A FREE CAR?!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may be offtopic but a damn fine deal! :)

  6. Well looky here by Hatechall · · Score: 1

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  7. bar screw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    This experience hapened last month. I walked into the local bar/dance hall and seated mysef. I was expecting to have a regular Friday night but the fates dealt me a new card that night. I was on my second round when a woman approached my table and asked if the extra chair had been taken. I replied that it wasn't and she proceeded to sit down. She had suicidal blonde hair and a voluptous body. She ware a kneeskirt and fishnet stockings and to flatter her large breasts she wore a low cut halter top that revealed a lot of cleavage.Her eyes were the wildest shade of green I had ever seen in eyes, very light and almost florescent but not quite.

    We began to talk and continued a good conversation for about an hour when the subject suddenly switched to sex. We discussed our personal sexual prefrences with each other and were both getting quite horny. Another fifteen minutes of steamy sex talk went by when I felt her leg sweep across myfoot. Thinking nothing of it I contined talking. Then again I felt her leg but this time it was rubbing up and down myshin. I got an instant hard-on and pushed my leg out a bit more, so as she had plenty of room to work. We continued our conversation as her leg rubbed higher and higher making it's way towards my crotch aria. Then her foot raised and pushed against my groin. She then slid it up and down in a very pleasing manner. After about two minutes of this she stopped and got up.

    "I'm going to freshen up." She said seductively with awink. I knew what she wanted so after she had been gone acouple of seconds I got up too and went off in the same direction. I was in the back halls of the pub looking around for were she might be when I was pulled into a utility room. I couldn't see her but I recognised the scent of her perfume.

    We where locked in each others embrace and where taking full advantage of this. I slid my hand down her back, across her butt, and down her leg until I reached the bottom of her skirt. I slid my hand under and proceeded in rubbing her thighs. They were bare so I deduced that she was wearing no underware. As I did this she undid my pants and slid her hand under my boxer shorts. She rubbed my dick in a pleasing fashion. I moved my hand on down until it came to the outer fringes of pubic hair that covered her cunt. I ran my fingers through it and came to her juicy cunt. I parted her vaganal lips with my middle finger then slid it in. She began to move her hips up and down as she made noises similar to purring. Her grip on my cock tightened as she was about to orgasm. As she came the cunt juices flowed out in barrels covering my hand and making a puddle on the floor beneath her. She began to stroke my cock faster.

    I slipped my fingers out of her honey pot and tried to dry them on my shirt. She then slid down to her knees and placed her lips on my fifteen inch dick. She slid her mouth over the head but wouldn't take it all in. It was like an erotic torture. The after what seemed an eternity she took my beef in her mouth. She managed to take the full fifteen inches in one swallow gagging just abit. I felt the head of my dick going down her throat which was a lot like entering a pussy. I came about a minute later after one of the best blowjobs of my life. After I came she stood up in front of me. I could hear her heavy breathing and could tell that she was still stimulated as was I. I proceeded to lie her down on the utility cart and instructed her to lift her her skirt. I heard her comply and I readied for the wildest fuck of my lifetime. I stepped forward and entered her little piece of paradise with full thrust. She screamed with pain as my fifteen inches stretched her out a bit, but after a few more strokes the screams of pain turned to screams of pleasure and xtc. As my dick pounded her cunt my hands found themselves fondling her big tits. After a while longer she began to get more excited and started to thrust into my cock enabling maximum penitration. On one particulairly deep thrust I felt her vaginal walls clamp around my dick like a vice. When she began to climax her back arched into the air and she began to make hissing noises. I wish the lights could have been on so I could see those tit spinting out as she clawed the air. Then her back droped and she relaxed. I had been effected by her emotional climax and climaxed myself. I emptied load after load into her until I thought if I keep it there much longer she'll explode. I withdrew my semihard dick from her and I was still comeing.The white cream spilled from me onto the ground. After a couple more seconds it stopped.

    "Was it that good?" I asked.

    "Even better." She replied as she panted for air.

    After I cought my breath I switched on the light to see her fully dressed sitting on a stool. My pants where still off and hereyes widened with disbelief.

    "So that's the thing that nearly ripped me in two. How long is it anyway." She said.

    "Fifteen inches." I replied. She was impressed.

    "Well I should be going now." She said as she got up.

    She walked over to me, bent over and planted a kiss on the head of my dick. Her red lipstick had stained it a bit but here was a definite kiss mark right on the head.

    "He thanks you." I said. She looked up with a smile then kissed me passionately on the lips. As we kissed she slipped a piece of paper into my shirt pocket. I later found out that it had her name and telephone number on it. We stopped the kiss and she walked out. I dressed and followed. When I reached the bar room she was gone and I took my place at my table and ordered round three.

  8. Well.. by cube00 · · Score: 0

    Not like anyone in the Govn't would understand any of it.. but since its about money, their in.

  9. Nanotech for Nano AI by Mentifex · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Nanotech isn't just for breakfast anymore, it's also for extremely miniature Artificial Intelligence.

    Of course, the AI Mind will have to migrate from public-domain Macro AI down into nanotech-based molecular or even quantum AI, but the race is on to Technological Singularity!

    1. Re:Nanotech for Nano AI by sketerpot · · Score: 1
      Imagine a lot of tiny nanorobots with AI and the ability to reproduce via a reproduction machine on the wall or something.. Then imagine them evolving in a large room. Try to picture what would happen.

      Code of the Lifemaker (by James Hogan) anyone?

    2. Re:Nanotech for Nano AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      you are a troll, metalfucks, please go away. you will never make a mind from javascript. your understanding of cognition is so mature as to be infantile. plz die k thx.

    3. Re:Nanotech for Nano AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD PARENT UP

      "Mentifex" posts his AI mind BS on every message board that's in the slightest bit computer related.

  10. Just what we need.. by A+Commentor · · Score: 3, Funny
    So our tax dollars can go to technology that will end up killing us all...

    We have all seen on Star Trek, how easily these can get out of hand

    ;-)

    --

    Looking for any old 8-bit Heathkit/Zenith software/hardware - http://heathkit.garlanger.com

  11. The NanoBusiness Alliance responds... by Tsar · · Score: 3, Funny

    We find your lack of faith disturbing.

    To demonstrate our power, we will dispatch nanites already stationed in the Slashdot servers to transpose the eighth and ninth characters in the 11th word of your post. Since you describe our business as "non-existent," we'll probably make that word as incorrect as your assumption.

    As a final masterstroke, or nanites will change your post's subject heading so that it does not refer to the NanoBusiness Alliance at all.

    Do not cross us again.

    Sincerely yours,

    Tsar
    Supreme Leader
    The NanoBusiness Alliance

    O.................-"last one through, close that ASCII hole!"

  12. Nanotech is promising but still about 30 years off by spike+hay · · Score: 0

    Nanotechnology will revolutionize medicine and make manufacturing products cheaper. One of the biggest possibilities is having nanobots living in our brain. The powerful computers inside each nanite could make us much smarter. They can also assemble products, like super-strong diamond for tall buildings, just from raw materials.

    --
    If you don't understand any of my sayings, come to me in private and I shall take you in my German mouth.
  13. OT: kuro5hin back online by kievit · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Just to let you know. After a downtime of almost a month K5 is back online.

  14. I found a better article about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Much better explanation to be found at
    http://www.kriscappelle.be

  15. IMPORTANT - THE GAY LINUX CONSPIRACY - PLEASE READ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.

    What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:

    • Linus Torvalds [microsoft.com] is an anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.
    • Richard M. Stallman [geocities.com], spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad.
    • Alan Cox [microsoft.com] is barely an anagram of anal cox which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.

    I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.

    Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail [microsoft.com], which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'

    As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted [salon.com] on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.

    And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotten.com]!

    Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual [goatse.cx] perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children [slashdot.org]. To quote from the article linked:

    'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'

    Is this why you were touching your penis [rotten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?

    We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual [goatse.cx] terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his homosexual [goatse.cx]lover blows firmly down the straw to inflate his scrotum. This is, of course, when he's not busy violating the dignity and copyright of posters to Slashdot by gathering together their postings and publishing them en masse to further his twisted and manipulative journalistic agenda.

    Sick, disgusting antichristian perverts, the lot of them.

    In addition, many of the Linux distributions (a 'distribution' is the most common way to spread the faggots' wares) are run by faggot groups. The Slackware [redhat.com] distro is named after the 'Slack-wear' fags wear to allow easy access to the anus for sexual purposes. Furthermore, Slackware is a close anagram of claw arse, a reference to the homosexual [goatse.cx] practice of anal fisting. The Mandrake [slackware.com] product is run by a group of French faggot satanists, and is named after the faggot nickname for the vibrator. It was also chosen because it is an anagram for dark amen and ram naked, which is what they do.

    Another 'distro,' (abbrieviated as such because it sounds a bit like 'Disco,' which is where homosexuals [goatse.cx] preyed on young boys in the 1970s), is Debian, [mandrake.com] an anagram of in a bed, which could be considered innocent enough (after all, a bed is both where we sleep and pray), until we realise what other names Debian uses to describe their foul wares. 'Woody' is obvious enough, being a term for the erect male penis [rotten.com], glistening with pre-cum. But far sicker is the phrase 'Frozen Potato' that they use. This filthy term, again found in the secret homosexual [goatse.cx] 'Sauce Code,' refers to the solo homosexual [goatse.cx] practice of defecating into a clear polythene bag, shaping the turd into a crude approximation of the male phallus, then leaving it in the freezer overnight until it becomes solid. The practitioner then proceeds to push the frozen 'potato' up his own rectum, squeezing it in and out until his tight young balls erupt in a screaming orgasm.

    And Red Hat [debian.org] is secret homo [comp-u-geek.net] slang for the tip of a penis [rotten.com] that is soaked in blood from a freshly violated underage ringpiece.

    The fags have even invented special tools to aid their faggotry! For example, the 'supermount' tool was devised to allow deeper penetration, which is good for fags because it gives more pressure on the prostate gland. 'Automount' is used, on the other hand, because Linux users are all fat and gay, and need to mount each other [comp-u-geek.net] automatically.

    The depths of their depravity can be seen in their use of 'mount points.' These are, plainly speaking, the different points of penetration. The main one is obviously /anus, but there are others. Militant fags even say 'there is no /opt mount point' because for these dirty perverts faggotry is not optional but a way of life.

    More evidence is in the fact that Linux users say how much they love `man`, even going so far as to say that all new Linux users (who are in fact just innocent heterosexuals indoctrinated by the gay propaganda) should try out `man`. In no other system do users boast of their frequent recourse to a man.

    Other areas of the system also show Linux's inherit gayness. For example, people are often told of the 'FAQ,' but how many innocent heterosexual Windows [amiga.com] users know what this actually means. The answer is shocking: Faggot Anal Quest: the voyage of discovery for newly converted fags!

    Even the title 'Slashdot [geekizoid.com]' originally referred to a homosexual [goatse.cx] practice. Slashdot [kuro5hin.org] of course refers to the popular gay practice of blood-letting. The Slashbots, of course are those super-zealous homosexuals [goatse.cx] who take this perversion to its extreme by ripping open their anuses, as seen on the site most popular with Slashdot users, the depraved work of Satan, http://www.eff.org/ [eff.org].

    The editors of Slashdot [slashduh.org] also have homosexual [goatse.cx] names: 'Hemos' is obvious in itself, being one vowel away from 'Homos.' But even more sickening is 'Commander Taco' which sounds a bit like 'Commode in Taco,' filthy gay slang for a pair of spreadeagled buttocks that are caked with excrement [pboy.com] . (The best form of lubrication, they insist.) Sometimes, these 'Taco Commodes' have special 'Salsa Sauce' (blood from a ruptured rectum) and 'Cheese' (rancid flakes of penis [rotten.com] discharge) toppings. And to make it even worse, Slashdot [notslashdot.org] runs on Apache!

    The Apache [microsoft.com] server, whose use among fags is as prevalent as AIDS, is named after homosexual [goatse.cx] activity -- as everyone knows, popular faggot band, the Village People, featured an Apache Indian, and it is for him that this gay program is named.

    And that's not forgetting the use of patches in the Linux fag world -- patches are used to make the anus accessible for repeated anal sex even after its rupture by a session of fisting.

    To summarise: Linux is gay. 'Slash -- Dot' is the graphical description of the space between a young boy's scrotum and anus. And BeOS [apple.com] is for hermaphrodites and disabled 'stumpers.'

    FEEDBACK

    What worries me is how much you know about what gay people do. I'm scared I actually read this whole thing. I think this post is a good example of the negative effects of Internet usage on people. This person obviously has no social life anymore and had to result to writing something as stupid as this. And actually take the time to do it too. Although... I think it was satire.. blah.. it's early. -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

    Well, the only reason I know all about this is because I had the misfortune to read the Linux 'Sauce code' once. Although publicised as the computer code needed to get Linux up and running on a computer (and haven't you always been worried about the phrase 'Monolithic Kernel'?), this foul document is actually a detailed and graphic description of every conceivable degrading perversion known to the human race, as well as a few of the major animal species. It has shocked and disturbed me, to the point of needing to shock and disturb the common man to warn them of the impending homo [comp-u-geek.net]-calypse which threatens to engulf our planet.

    You must work for the government. Trying to post the most obscene stuff in hopes that slashdot won't be able to continue or something, due to legal woes. If i ever see your ugly face, i'm going to stick my fireplace poker up your ass, after it's nice and hot, to weld shut that nasty gaping hole of yours. -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

    Doesn't it give you a hard-on to imagine your thick strong poker ramming it's way up my most sacred of sphincters? You're beyond help, my friend, as the only thing you can imagine is the foul penetrative violation of another man. Are you sure you're not Eric Raymond? The government, being populated by limp-wristed liberals, could never stem the sickening tide of homosexual [goatse.cx] child molesting Linux advocacy. Hell, they've given NAMBLA free reign for years!

    you really should post this logged in. i wish i could remember jebus's password, cuz i'd give it to you. -- mighty jebus [slashdot.org], Slashdot

    Thank you for your kind words of support. However, this document shall only ever be posted anonymously. This is because the 'Open Sauce' movement is a sham, proposing homoerotic cults of hero worshipping in the name of freedom. I speak for the common man. For any man who prefers the warm, enveloping velvet folds of a woman's vagina [bodysnatchers.co.uk] to the tight puckered ringpiece of a child. These men, being common, decent folk, don't have a say in the political hypocrisy that is Slashdot culture. I am the unknown liberator [hitler.org].

    ROLF LAMO i hate linux FAGGOTS -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

    We shouldn't hate them, we should pity them for the misguided fools they are... Fanatical Linux zeal-outs need to be herded into camps for re-education and subsequent rehabilitation into normal heterosexual society. This re-education shall be achieved by forcing them to watch repeats of Baywatch until the very mention of Pamela Anderson [rotten.com] causes them to fill their pants with healthy heterosexual jism [zillabunny.com].

    Actually, that's not at all how scrotal inflation works. I understand it involves injecting sterile saline solution into the scrotum. I've never tried this, but you can read how to do it safely in case you're interested. (Before you moderate this down, ask yourself honestly -- who are the real crazies -- people who do scrotal inflation, or people who pay $1000+ for a game console?) -- double_h [slashdot.org], Slashdot

    Well, it just goes to show that even the holy Linux 'sauce code' is riddled with bugs that need fixing. (The irony of Jon Katz not even being able to inflate his scrotum correctly has not been lost on me.) The Linux pervert elite already acknowledge this, with their queer slogan: 'Given enough arms, all rectums are shallow.' And anyway, the PS2 [xbox.com] sucks major cock and isn't worth the money. Intellivision forever!

    dude did u used to post on msnbc's nt bulletin board now that u are doing anti-gay posts u also need to start in with anti-black stuff too c u in church -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

    For one thing, whilst Linux is a cavalcade of queer propaganda masquerading as the future of computing, NT [linux.com] is used by people who think nothing better of encasing their genitals in quick setting plaster then going to see a really dirty porno film, enjoying the restriction enforced onto them. Remember, a wasted arousal is a sin in the eyes of the Catholic church [atheism.org]. Clearly, the only god-fearing Christian operating system in existence is CP/M -- The Christian Program Monitor. All computer users should immediately ask their local pastor to install this fine OS onto their systems. It is the only route to salvation.

    Secondly, this message is for every man. Computers know no colour. Not only that, but one of the finest websites in the world is maintained by a Black Man [stilproject.com] . Now fuck off you racist donkey felcher.

    And don't forget that slashdot was written in Perl, which is just too close to 'Pearl Necklace' for comfort.... oh wait; that's something all you heterosexuals do.... I can't help but wonder how much faster the trolls could do First-Posts on this site if it were redone in PHP... I could hand-type dynamic HTML pages faster than Perl can do them. -- phee [slashdot.org], Slashdot

    Although there is nothing unholy about the fine heterosexual act of ejaculating between a woman's breasts, squirting one's load up towards her neck and chin area, it should be noted that Perl [python.org] (standing for Pansies Entering Rectums Locally) is also close to 'Pearl Monocle,' 'Pearl Nosering,' and the ubiquitous 'Pearl Enema.'

    One scary thing about Perl [sun.com] is that it contains hidden homosexual [goatse.cx] messages. Take the following code: LWP::Simple -- It looks innocuous enough, doesn't it? But look at the line closely: There are two colons next to each other! As Larry 'Balls to the' Wall would openly admit in the Perl Documentation, Perl was designed from the ground up to indoctrinate it's programmers into performing unnatural sexual acts -- having two colons so closely together is clearly a reference to the perverse sickening act of 'colon kissing,' whereby two homosexual [goatse.cx] queers spread their buttocks wide, pressing their filthy torn sphincters together. They then share small round objects like marbles or golfballs by passing them from one rectum to another using muscle contraction alone. This is also referred to in programming 'circles' as 'Parameter Passing.'

    And PHP [perl.org] stands for Perverted Homosexual Penetration. Didn't you know?

    Thank you for your valuable input on this. I am sure you will be never forgotten. BTW: Did I mention that this could be useful in terraforming Mars? Mars rulaa. -- Eimernase [slashdot.org], Slashdot

    Well, I don't know about terraforming Mars, but I do know that homosexual [goatse.cx] Linux Advocates have been probing Uranus for years.

    That's inspiring. Keep up the good work, AC. May God in his wisdom grant you the strength to bring the plain honest truth to this community, and make it pure again. Yours, Cerberus. -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

    *sniff* That brings a tear to my eye. Thank you once more for your kind support. I have taken faith in the knowledge that I am doing the Good Lord [atheism.org]'s work, but it is encouraging to know that I am helping out the common man here.

    However, I should be cautious about revealing your name 'Cerberus' on such a filthy den of depravity as Slashdot. It is a well known fact that the 'Kerberos' documentation from Microsoft is a detailed manual describing, in intimate, exacting detail, how to sexually penetrate a variety of unwilling canine animals; be they domesticated, wild, or mythical. Slashdot posters have taken great pleasure in illegally spreading this documentation far and wide, treating it as an 'extension' to the Linux 'Sauce Code,' for the sake of 'interoperability.' (The slang term they use for nonconsensual intercourse -- their favourite kind.)

    In fact, sick twisted Linux deviants are known to have LAN parties, (Love of Anal Naughtiness, needless to say.), wherein they entice a stray dog, known as the 'Samba Mount,' into their homes. Up to four of these filth-sodden blasphemers against nature take turns to plunge their erect, throbbing, uncircumcised members, conkers-deep, into the rectum, mouth, and other fleshy orifices of the poor animal. Eventually, the 'Samba Mount' collapses due to 'overload,' and needs to be 'rebooted.' (i.e., kicked out into the street, and left to fend for itself.) Many Linux users boast about their 'uptime' in such situations.

    Inspiring stuff! If only all trolls were this quality! -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

    If only indeed. You can help our brave cause by moderating this message up as often as possible. I recommend '+1, Underrated,' as that will protect your precious Karma in Metamoderation [slashdot.org]. Only then can we break through the glass ceiling of Homosexual Slashdot Culture. Is it any wonder that the new version of Slashcode has been christened 'Bender'???

    If we can get just one of these postings up to at least '+1,' then it will be archived forever! Others will learn of our struggle, and join with us in our battle for freedom!

    It's pathetic you've spent so much time writing this. -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

    I am compelled to document the foulness and carnal depravity [catholic.net] that is Linux, in order that we may prepare ourselves for the great holy war that is to follow. It is my solemn duty to peel back the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wire brush of enlightenment.

    As with any great open-source project, you need someone asking this question, so I'll do it. When the hell is version 2.0 going to be ready?!?! -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

    I could make an arrogant, childish comment along the lines of 'Every time someone asks for 2.0, I won't release it for another 24 hours,' but the truth of the matter is that I'm quite nervous of releasing a 'number two,' as I can guarantee some filthy shit-slurping Linux pervert would want to suck it straight out of my anus before I've even had chance to wipe.

    I desperately want to suck your monolithic kernel, you sexy hunk, you. -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

    I sincerely hope you're Natalie Portman [geocities.com].

    Dude, nothing on slashdot larger than 3 paragraphs is worth reading. Try to distill the message, whatever it was, and maybe I'll read it. As it is, I have to much open source software to write to waste even 10 seconds of precious time. 10 seconds is all its gonna take M$ to whoop Linux's ass. Vigilence is the price of Free (as in libre -- from the fine, frou frou French language) Software. Hack on fellow geeks, and remember: Friday is Bouillabaisse day except for heathens who do not believe that Jesus died for their sins. Those godless, oil drench, bearded sexist clowns can pull grits from their pantaloons (another fine, fine French word) and eat that. Anyway, try to keep your message focused and concise. For concision is the soul of derision. Way. -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

    What the fuck?

    I've read your gay conspiracy post version 1.3.0 and I must say I'm impressed. In particular, I appreciate how you have managed to squeeze in a healthy dose of the latent homosexuality you gay-bashing homos [comp-u-geek.net] tend to be full of. Thank you again. -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

    Well bugger me!

    ooooh honey. how insecure are you!!! wann a little massage from deare bruci. love you -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

    Fuck right off!

    IMPORTANT: This message needs to be heard (Not HURD [linux.org] , which is an acronym for 'Huge Unclean Rectal Dilator') across the whole community, so it has been released into the Public Domain [icopyright.com]. You know, that licence that we all had before those homoerotic crypto-fascists came out with the GPL [apple.com] (Gay Penetration License) that is no more than an excuse to see who's got the biggest feces-encrusted [rotten.com] cock. I would have put this up on Freshmeat [adultmember.com], but that name is known to be a euphemism for the tight rump of a young boy.

    Come to think of it, the whole concept of 'Source Control' unnerves me, because it sounds a bit like 'Sauce Control,' which is a description of the homosexual [goatse.cx] practice of holding the base of the cock shaft tightly upon the point of ejaculation, thus causing a build up of semenal fluid that is only released upon entry into an incision made into the base of the receiver's scrotum. And 'Open Sauce' is the act of ejaculating into another mans face or perhaps a biscuit to be shared later. Obviously, 'Closed Sauce' is the only Christian thing to do, as evidenced by the fact that it is what Cathedrals are all about.

    Contributors: (although not to the eternal game of 'soggy biscuit' that open 'sauce' development has become) Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, phee, Anonymous Coward, mighty jebus, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, double_h, Anonymous Coward, Eimernase, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward. Further contributions are welcome.

    Current changes: This version sent to FreeWIPO [5u.com]by 'Bring BackATV' as plain text. Reformatted everything, added all links back in (that we could match from the previous version), many new ones (Slashbot bait links). Even more spelling fixed. Who wrote this thing, CmdrTaco himself?

    Previous changes: Yet more changes added. Spelling fixed. Feedback added. Explanation of 'distro' system. 'Mount Point' syntax described. More filth regarding `man` and Slashdot. Yet more fucking spelling fixed. 'Fetchmail' uncovered further. More Slashbot baiting. Apache exposed. Distribution licence at foot of document.

    ANUX -- A full Linux distribution... Up your ass!

  16. A lot of progress made in nanotech! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you know there is made an enourmous progress in nano-technology in belgium? I know someone who is working on it personal, check his site at Kris's nanotech research (KNR)(choose r&d - nanotech). Quite nice, isn't it?

  17. What we need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...is a way to position China as a fierce competitor in this area, so we can trigger a nano-race, ala the race to the moon in the 60's.

    1. Re:What we need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the anouncments China has been making in this field, they may already be major competition. Of course, they have never presented physical evidence of their many breakthroughs".

  18. This is not a good time for them by dfeldman · · Score: 2, Interesting
    We, as (mostly) educated computer professionals, understand the importance of researching nanotechnology. Nanotechnology will inevitably help cure diseases, create "smart" materials like insulation and clothing, and generally wean us off our dependence on hard-to-produce, expensive natural resources like body tissues and cotton.

    Unfortunately, our current Congress and administration is not as fortunate as we are. Stuck in the 19th century, the successors of Newt have shown us that they are not interested in civil rights, advancements in medicine, or pretty much anything that doesn't involve increasing pork-barrel spending on defense. I would be surprised to find out that more than a handful of Republicans in Congress actually have college degrees. They don't need to think; everything is a matter of dollars and cents.

    Although this should come as no surprise to a nation that voted Republican for the past few years, our leaders' refusal to act like they are living in the 21st century is going to have a very negative impact on science, as their core constituencies have no interest in keeping the USA's status as the most advanced nation in the world.

    So, these nanotech lobbyists would be well advised to keep a low profile until Gore returns to the White House in 2004. Otherwise, they may be headed to Washington with their hands out and leaving Washington with their research banned. And that would not be good for science.

    df

    1. Re:This is not a good time for them by God_Retired · · Score: 0

      Please mod this parent up. While I'm not very partison, I really don't need my government trying to legislate either my morality or my research, especially while operating under a premise that gov't should have less involvement in the daily lives of their citizens.

    2. Re:This is not a good time for them by Brit+Aviator · · Score: 1

      I'll take a wild guess and say that you're a democrat. :) Seriously though, I agree with you. The vast majority of the true damage being done in this country is at the hands of the elected and is on-going. We as a country find ourselves focusing so much on our pain and how we will wipe out our cancer, never realizing that the cure itself may kill us.

      --


      --My purpose set, my will defined. Caress the air, embrace the skies.
  19. Did anyone else look at the site registration... by Tsar · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...for NanoBusiness Alliance?

    Organization:
    Red Hook Partners
    F. Mark Modzelewski
    334 Old Route 212
    Saugerties, NY 12477
    US
    Phone: 845-247-0115
    Email: fmmodzelewski@yahoo.com

    Registrar Name....: Register.com
    Registrar Whois...: whois.register.com
    Registrar Homepage: http://www.register.com

    Domain Name: NANOBUSINESS.ORG

    Created on..............: Wed, Jul 11, 2001
    Expires on..............: Thu, Jul 11, 2002
    Record last updated on..: Sun, Dec 09, 2001

    Administrative Contact:
    Red Hook Partners
    F. Mark Modzelewski
    334 Old Route 212
    Saugerties, NY 12477
    US
    Phone: 845-247-0115
    Email: fmmodzelewski@yahoo.com

    Technical Contact, Zone Contact:
    Register.Com
    Domain Registrar
    575 8th Avenue - 11th Floor
    New York, NY 10018
    US
    Phone: 212-798-9200
    Fax..: 212-629-9305
    Email: domain-registrar@register.com

    Their technical contact is still Register.com, their administrative contact is a Yahoo.com address, they're hosted on Hostway (service starts at $17.95 a month for Windows hosting, and they're using Frontpage), they registered their domain in July and they only paid for one year ! How nearsighted are these people, and is theirs the star to which we want to hitch our nanowagon?

    Note: I have a low-rent hosting service too, but then again, I'm not lobbying Congress.

  20. This isn't a good time for them, anyway by propstoalldeadhomiez · · Score: -1, Informative
    We, as (mostly) educated computer professionals, understand the importance of researching nanotechnology. Nanotechnology will inevitably help cure diseases, create "smart" materials like insulation and clothing, and generally wean us off our dependence on hard-to-produce, expensive natural resources like body tissues and cotton.

    Unfortunately, our current Congress and administration is not as fortunate as we are. Stuck in the 19th century, the successors of Newt have shown us that they are not interested in civil rights, advancements in medicine, or pretty much anything that doesn't involve increasing pork-barrel spending on defense. I would be surprised to find out that more than a handful of Republicans in Congress actually have college degrees. They don't need to think; everything is a matter of dollars and cents.

    Although this should come as no surprise to a nation that voted Republican for the past few years, our leaders' refusal to act like they are living in the 21st century is going to have a very negative impact on science, as their core constituencies have no interest in keeping the USA's status as the most advanced nation in the world.

    So, these nanotech lobbyists would be well advised to keep a low profile until Gore returns to the White House in 2004. Otherwise, they may be headed to Washington with their hands out and leaving Washington with their research banned. And that would not be good for science.

    --

    Jack Buck (1924-2002)
    Darryl Kile (1968-2002)
    1. Re:This isn't a good time for them, anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I would be surprised to find out that more than a handful of Republicans in Congress actually have college degrees.

      Dear (mostly) educated computer professional, has it occurred to you that probably 90% or better of people in Coongress, of both parties, started as lawyers? Yeah, LL.Ds? In what year did you fish your degree out of a Cracker Jack box?

      While I may not think highly of these people in many respects, it does your argument no good to inject such a note of foolishness into the brew.

      Class dismissed, O throbbing brain.

  21. All I want to know... by ryepup · · Score: 1

    ...is how I can get a Feed line.

  22. Stallman's Army by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    "Freedom through Tyrany"

  23. Nanotech, and the economic disruption... by cr0sh · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Let me first start out by saying that I believe nanotech - ie, the real stuff: assemblers, etc - will come about some day - maybe not soon, but probably sooner than we think. I believe this because of simple reasoning - we (ie, the informed /. crowd) know that computers ARE software, and that software can act as a computer. This is a fact - software only needs a physical hardware form to produce results in a small amount of time - for software cares, rocks and buckets are sufficient. With this realization, it should come as no surprise that once you can create a computer based on nano-elements (that is, an atomic structure computer), then software will have come into "physical" form. At that point, quasi-"living" things can be built, via software.

    We see this in nature - it is called DNA and RNA - in fact, I wouldn't doubt that our first nanotech computers (ie, ones that are "general purpose" - yes I know about the parallel processing DNA "computers" that have been made in the lab), will in fact resemble DNA and RNA - and in fact may be based off of such natural structures, once we unravel the DNA "code" and how it works to assemble and disassemble the helical structure to form, well, "life".

    Once that is done - whole new realms open up - because software is then hardware - hardware which can be coded to replicate, mutate, infect - viral hardware, in essence. Think about that.

    Such a technology could be the "ultimate" weapon. It could be both the destroyer and the life giver. I believe we are on the cusp of having such great technology - but we, as a society, are immature babies - most of us are litterally unable and unready to wield the enormous power at hand (almost akin to another story we all know about, eh?).

    Such technology will ultimately destroy our current sociological and economical bases - all of them - in near a blink of an eye. At first, I am certain there will be bans on it, then companies will wield it, regardless of bans - because it would give them enormous power. They will try to keep a tight reign on it (mutatable hardware that is the embodiement of software - ie, IP? DMCA, etc - you see where that can head - is it alright to make a copy of that "nano-steak"?). However, just like life - it will escape.

    Likely, it will be one of us, or more likely, out progeny - who "crack" this code, and hopefully, release it to the world. This of course will open up the script kiddie floodgates of nanotech. I might have this backward - and these misuses will cause the ban. But it will escape nonetheless.

    However, we won't be ready for it - I have no idea how it will end or begin.

    But, I think it will begin with nanotech logic gates, assembled as a "blob" style computer - maybe deep in a packaged well on a computer chip. Watch for it. That, I believe, will be the beginning of the end - that will lead to a revolutionary new beginning. Whether humans will be human or alive for that new beginning I can only say is unknowable to me...

    They may get funding for this - only because Congress and the people as a whole are clueless when it comes to understanding what nanotech will ultimately bring. It is a pity that the same amount of funding (nay, much greater!) won't be made available to schools for math and science funding (as well as probably socialogical science funding, or whatnot)...

    --
    Reason is the Path to God - Anon
    1. Re:Nanotech, and the economic disruption... by geekoid · · Score: 2

      but we, as a society, are immature babies - most of us are litterally unable and unready to wield the enormous power at
      that was said about nuclear reactor, atomic weapons, biological research, but you know what?we are still here.
      More bad news
      Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD) worked.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  24. once again, the real issue is thwarted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    liberal, conservative, right, left... who gives a crap, they are just labels. To history, they are the same. Perhaps substituting different words in various places, but a brown turd and a black turd are still TURDS.

    So, to get to the point. Why are these assholes asking for my money from people who take it from me by violence and the threat of violence? If I like this research, then I will contribute voluntarily. There are many out there who will bitch and bleed about government spending on only certain aspects like censorship (pro or con) and I don't understand how such people can live such illogical and hypocritical existences and call themselves 'Human'. How small minded to only judge the world by what we 'like and dislike'. I like the potential of this technology but ETHICS preclude me from forcing YOU or anyone else to fund it. I wonder what the world would be like if everyone had some consistent ethics that where concerned with others.

    Remember kiddies... if you claim to fund something (or support those that do) for the reason that 'the public wants it' yet you must force those funds out of the same public... then that is indicative of a deep problem (usually your delusionary refusal to accept reality)

  25. the "technological singularity" is a joke by Krapangor · · Score: 0
    Anyone who has some slight knowledge in CS know the problems of the classical complexity classes and their implications to AI.
    AI has failed. None of it's promises has been fulfilled. The modern "achivements" come mainly from the fact that most AI researchers have lowered their standards so that they can provide at least some results.

    So this technological rant is utter nonsense. Today's computer concepts are very unlikely to meet every the conditions of having "intelligence". The only thing that might work are new conpects like quantum computing or the replication of working, intelligent biological systems. However it's not known these days if the quantum approach scales up well which is crucial for attacking AI problems. And which all more complicated biological systems we have only a little clue how they work.

    So the technological singularity is science on crack.

    BTW: It's an interesting question if out intelligence is the possible upper limit for intelligent behavior of a physical system. Perhaps we are after all really the crown of the evolution.

    --
    Owner of a Mensa membership card.
  26. What's the size compared to a C-5? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'm over in California a town away from about a billion C-5s that run practice runs all day long. I can see these things from there. I was just wondering. C-5s are huge. How much bigger are B-52s?

    -Tim

  27. Funny quote from 700club.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Whether losing gracefully in Missouri, facing down liberals in the Senate, or taking on terrorism, Attorney General John Ashcroft has an internal moral compass that gives him a boldness other politicians lack. He says that the Sept. 11 attack "puts into perspective what real difficulty is."

    We truly live in scary times. Enemies of our nation only wish they could do as much damage as Ashcroft has been able to do in his first 10 months of office.

  28. Tacosnot goes to Capitol Hill? by The+WIPO+Troll · · Score: -1
    THE OFFICIAL TACO-SNOTTING FAQ By The WIPO Troll, $Revision: 1.13 $

    Why have I been receiving emails from some guy called "CmdrTaco," in which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?

    You have been receiving email from a certain Robert "CmdrTaco" Malda, owner of the popular technology website Slashdot. Actually, it's not a very "popular" site in the common sense of the word; the site is rife with pimply, antisocial geeks, zit-faced nerds, dirty GNU hippies and communists, and other societal rejects. It's also home to the world's most infamous pædophile ring, the "Slashdot crew."
    Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored (and who wouldn't, running a site like Slashdot all day), he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy engaging in homosexual orgies with him. How he determines this is anyone's guess; but if you have a homosexual-sounding nickname, or a nick with the letter P or E in it, you're in trouble.
    And this time, he found you. Lucky you.
    CmdrTaco's code language is relatively easy to decipher. He prefers to speak in thinly-veiled sexual innuendo to evade the watchful (but relatively stupid) eye of Slashdot's parent corporation, VA Software. CmdrTaco's "Commander" is, of course, his penis -- a small, withered little thing that lives in his pants and only comes out in the presence of other male geeks or at the beck and call of CmdrTaco's own lubed-up right hand. His "Taco bells" are the shriveled testicles that droop beneath his Commander, and his "Taco sauce" is his thick, gooey semen. It should be more than obvious to you now what he means if he asked you to "ring his Taco bells" or "taste his gourmet Taco sauce."
    Lastly, there is the practice he refers to as "Taco-snotting" and the more revolting "circle-snot."

    Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"

    "Taco-snotting" is the term used by CmdrTaco to refer to an act of fellating a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual; CmdrTaco is rumoured to prefer rape), then blowing the semen out his nose onto the face and body of his partner or victim. Naturally, a long, bubbly stream of milky-white semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose and down his cheek: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
    A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk, another practice common among the Slashdot crew. CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and snot each other with their gooey, sticky cum -- spooging their jizz-snot all over each other's faces and pasty, white bodies, until they're covered head to toe with their own and each other's man juice. This vile ritual can go on for hours. For the homosexual penetration that follows this lengthy foreplay, Roblowme is usually there to provide plenty of anal lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease ready to go.
    To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie will usually join in, dressed in tight leather mock-S.S. uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. The whole group then proceeds to snot each other's spunk and whip each other's pudgy asses with riding crops and chains until their pale, white geek bodies are exhausted and soaked in stinking sweat from the hours of passionate, homosexual revelry.

    Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?

    Hopefully.
    You most likely forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your account preferences. CmdrTaco has probably already got the hots for your wad, and he's probably already been lurking outside your bathroom window for weeks with a camera, some tissues and lube. There's no escaping a geek in heat, so it's probably too late for you, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from CmdrTaco's sights, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on Messages, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Maybe he'll ignore you. Probably not.

    I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?

    If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, restraining orders, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object capable of warding off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, you will most likely end up tied up in his basement to be used as his sex slave for the rest of your life (or until he accidentally drowns you in spunk in a circle-snot).

    Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?

    Unfortunately, yes. I first met CmdrTaco at an Open Source Convention. He invited me back to his room for a game of Quake and some "gourmet Tacos," but when I got there, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, stripping me. After taking his "Commander" out of his pants, Mr. Taco made me suck the withered thing six times. He then performed his vile Taco-snotting ritual on me three times over the next two hours, bringing me to orgasm after sweaty, mind-numbing orgasm... then he snotted my own milky-white jizz back onto my face, into my mouth, then again on my exposed belly.
    CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source (or rather, "Open Sauce" -- man sauce) buddies over to continue the twisted snotfest. Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his "monolithic kernel," and Anal Cox used his "network stack" in a multitude of unspeakable ways on and in every orifice in my defenseless body. Michael was there in his leather Nazi uniform, caning my ass with a bamboo pole and ranting about "all those Censorware freaks out to get him."
    How did you finally escape, you ask? After about 16 hours of countless homosexual atrocities perpetrated against my restrained body, they all finally went to sleep on top of me, sweat-soaked and exhausted. I was left there, covered in bubbly, translucent jizz-snot, chained to the bed, with half a dozen fat, pasty-white fags lying around and on top of me. Fortunately the spooge coating my flesh worked wonderfully as a lubricant; I was able to squirm my way out of the handcuffs and slip out the back door. I'm just glad I survived the ordeal. These geeks had a lot of built-up spunk in their wads -- I could've easily been drowned!

    That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?

    No, that's a different disgusting perversion CmdrTaco indulges himself in. CmdrTaco is usually not satisfied with merely snotting your own jizz back onto your face, he most often enjoys involving his own bodily fluids in his twisted games. WeatherTroll has spent some time trying to educate the Slashdot readership about this vile practice (emphasis added):
    You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wondering after you finish reading this post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconscious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconscious until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force-feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim.
    After the victim is unconscious, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious sexual purposes. This includes shoving taco shells up the victim's ass, Taco-snotting, and getting Jon Katz involved.
    Completely different, yet no less revolting. It should be clear to you now that CmdrTaco is a very, very sick individual, as are most of the Slashdot editors.

    Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a pædophile, not a homosexual.

    Actually, Jon Katz is a homosexual pædophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and, many suspect, a zophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called " Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little-boy slaves: a vile practice which involves administering an enema to himself of the little boy's urine (forced out of them with a pair of pliers), spooging the vile muck from his ass back into the enema bag, then squirting and slathering the goo all over himself, and the little boy's chained-up and naked bodies. If he's in the mood, he will sometimes skip refilling the enema bag and just squirt it from his ass onto his boys. Unwilling boys are further tortured with the pliers until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juicy-douche them for the rest of their lives.
    As I already said, Mr. Katz is also a zophile. As if the sexual escapades with the helpless little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a female goat's anus. He is also rumoured to get off on watching his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.

    ...Are you getting hard writing this?

    Why, yes. :) Join me in a WIPO-snot?

    No, thanks. I'm already CmdrTaco's boi toi.

    ________________________________________ RECENT READER COMMENTS

    Once comments have been archived by Slashdot, they're removed from the Official Taco-Snotting FAQ. However much I would like to paste 200k crapfloods into Slashdot, my browser is a piece of shit and won't let me!

    1. Re:Taco-Powered Christmas Snot (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 7:05 (#2707493)

      Has this been submitted to linuxdoc.org yet?

    2. Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 5:12 (#2707245)

      That may be true, but have you made love to a wombat today?

    3. Re:That's my department, boy! (Score:-1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:51 (#2706921)

      Wow, WipoTroll, you really know how to snot! And you can scramble Slashdot's HTML, too! I love boys who do that! Come over to my place sometime!

    4. Re:CmdrTaco BANNED FOR LIFE from Taco Bell!!!!!! (Score:-1) by WeatherTroll on 2001.12.15 2:48 (#2706907)

      CmdrTaco only goes to Taco Bell to get their hot sauce, and to solicit hot sauce enemas from underage male employees. He makes his own tacos.

    5. Re:Snottle OSnotX, BSnotD, and Snottan Snottard (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:47 (#2706900)

      We love you, WipoTroll! We want you to snot us, WipoTroll!

    6. Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 1:35 (#2706675)

      I want some Taco-snot! Where can I get some?

    7. Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1) by JonKatz on on 2001.12.15 0:29 (#2706495)

      Please, please, please Taco-snot me. I know I would love it almost as much as fucking young boys. Pleadingly, JonKatz

    8. Important Information For Slashdot Users (Score:-1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 3:09 (#2702660)

      It has recently come to my attention that the entire Slashdot crew engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco is one such person, and has dedicated his life to spreading the ideals of Taco-Snotting while enjoying the benefits of it. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (Usually modded -1).

      It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (Believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Gaping Anus". The details are sketchy on this topic but I do know that besides the lead vocals of CmdrTaco, it includes Timothy and CowboyNeal (Also members of the Slashdot crew). There has been no release date set for this album or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records, with the intention of releasing the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible (To catch the current popularity of the Taco-Snotting fad). On a side note, I would not believe this fad will ever wear out (like a Snotted-out-geek); I am sorry to say Taco-Snotting is here to stay :-(. Various remixes of Gaping Anus will include: "Extra Jizz", "Snot Me Baby One More Time", "www.Goatse.cx", and "Once You Taco-Snot, You Can't Stop". I am sure many, many, more are sure to come. I predict this album will be a very hot seller this holiday season, especially with in or out of closet homosexuals, and with those who have no self-respect (Readers of Slashdot).

      Through a good, non-homosexual friend of mine, I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to the Gaping Anus musical composition. Included after the lyrics is a very speical tribute written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask me to provide the vocals. Please feel free to read the lyrics and post your comments and disgust. E-mail CmdrTaco with this disgust also.

      BTW, please do not reply with the intention of flaming me because the lyrics are a rip-off of Insane Clown Posse's "Slim Anus". For more information on ICP and Slim Anus refer here and here. CmdrTaco is the author of this fine musical work and not me. So, it is obviously he who has ripped off ICP and not me. Thank you.

      Read the rest of this shit...

    9. Re:Snotback: Snotto, Snotz, Snottion (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 2:44 (#2702581)

      you know, every time i read this i want to punch you more and more. the taco snotting thing is old, lame, boring, and over done. it never was remotely funny or good though. it sounds like a 10th grader wrote it too. so please, go play in traffic or shut the fuck up so real trolls can post.

    10. Re:Italics are yummy! (Score:-1, Troll) by Super Mario Troll on 2001.12.14 2:33 (#2702535)

      Keep up the good work! Educate the masses to the dangers of Taco-Snotting!

      It's a me, the Super Mario Troll! Would you like to see my gaping troll anus
    11. Re:Italics are yummy! (Score:-1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 1:41 (#2702370)

      WIPO - Man you trolls are shit compared to Egg Trolls troll's. Egg Man is just so much more original.

    12. Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 7:58 (#2669658)

      That leaky sound you hear is CmdrTaco pissing himself after seeing this.

      Slashdot trolling just got a whole lot easier...

      http://www.geocities.com/frostpist/

      Spread the word!

    13. Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 5:48 (#2669422)

      Q: Is CmdrTaco gay?

      A: He Mos' certainly is!

    14. Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1) by GaylordFucker on 2001.12.07 5:39 (#2669394)

      not to mention... The WIPO Troll used himself as a test subject to try out the portable snotbox... i await your results and hope your product gets approved...

      Regards, Gay

      Get that rats nest off your head, you numbskull -- Wesley Willis

    15. Re:Portable Snotcube! (Score:-1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 3:58 (#2669117)

      stfu. no one really cares about your lame little "troll". make some new material (not that anything you've ever said is worth a damn..)

    16. Re:Yum yum taco-snotting! (Score:-1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 22:15 (#2644499)

      Dear SLASH crew - this post makes it clear why you need to add a new category - "tell it like it is (+1)"

    17. This is getting old (Score:-1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 20:14 (#2644227)

      Hey dicksuck, why don't you come up with new troll material? Everyone has seen the tacosnotting 100 times already. Fuckwit. Assholage. Gay. Lick my anal nectar.

    18. Fucking hilarious too bad it didnt get a 5:Funny (Score:-1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 19:01 (#2644105)

      this is good shit man

    19. Re:Taco-snotting@Home! (Score:-1, Offtopic) by Dark_Cobra87 on 2001.12.01 23:03 (#2642180)

      Oops, forgot to check that Taco-snot option...

    20. Re:Fuck Linux! Fuck him hard! (Score:-1) by Fecal Troll Matter on 2001.12.01 20:55 (#2641791)

      Mmmmmmm, Taco Sauce...

      Sig (appended to the end of comments you post, 120 chars)

    21. Look (Score:-1) by ArchieBunker on 2001.12.01 20:19 (#2641679)

      I love trolling but this shit is getting old, fast. At least start mixing them up a little bit. How about the 'How OSM was Freed' series?

      http://www.naawp.org/

    22. Re:Congratulations! You have been WIPO'd!! (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.01 8:37 (#2640602)

      Stop posting this! I've got hangover and Taco Snotting doesn't make me feel any better.

      I'm really glad that Taco Snotting is illegal here in Europe.

    ________________________________________
    $Id: tacosnotting.html,v 1.13 2001/12/15 23:00:00 wipo Exp $
    Copyright © 2001 The WIPO Troll. Verbatim crapflooding of this document is permitted in any medium, provided this copyright notice is preserved, and next time you take a dump, you think of the WIPO Troll and all he's done to make Slashdot a better place.
    --

    J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
    Crapflooder Associates
    Slashdot.org

  29. Snotting a reply to a first! by The+WIPO+Troll · · Score: -1
    THE OFFICIAL TACO-SNOTTING FAQ By The WIPO Troll, $Revision: 1.13 $

    Why have I been receiving emails from some guy called "CmdrTaco," in which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?

    You have been receiving email from a certain Robert "CmdrTaco" Malda, owner of the popular technology website Slashdot. Actually, it's not a very "popular" site in the common sense of the word; the site is rife with pimply, antisocial geeks, zit-faced nerds, dirty GNU hippies and communists, and other societal rejects. It's also home to the world's most infamous pædophile ring, the "Slashdot crew."
    Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored (and who wouldn't, running a site like Slashdot all day), he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy engaging in homosexual orgies with him. How he determines this is anyone's guess; but if you have a homosexual-sounding nickname, or a nick with the letter P or E in it, you're in trouble.
    And this time, he found you. Lucky you.
    CmdrTaco's code language is relatively easy to decipher. He prefers to speak in thinly-veiled sexual innuendo to evade the watchful (but relatively stupid) eye of Slashdot's parent corporation, VA Software. CmdrTaco's "Commander" is, of course, his penis -- a small, withered little thing that lives in his pants and only comes out in the presence of other male geeks or at the beck and call of CmdrTaco's own lubed-up right hand. His "Taco bells" are the shriveled testicles that droop beneath his Commander, and his "Taco sauce" is his thick, gooey semen. It should be more than obvious to you now what he means if he asked you to "ring his Taco bells" or "taste his gourmet Taco sauce."
    Lastly, there is the practice he refers to as "Taco-snotting" and the more revolting "circle-snot."

    Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"

    "Taco-snotting" is the term used by CmdrTaco to refer to an act of fellating a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual; CmdrTaco is rumoured to prefer rape), then blowing the semen out his nose onto the face and body of his partner or victim. Naturally, a long, bubbly stream of milky-white semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose and down his cheek: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
    A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk, another practice common among the Slashdot crew. CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and snot each other with their gooey, sticky cum -- spooging their jizz-snot all over each other's faces and pasty, white bodies, until they're covered head to toe with their own and each other's man juice. This vile ritual can go on for hours. For the homosexual penetration that follows this lengthy foreplay, Roblowme is usually there to provide plenty of anal lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease ready to go.
    To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie will usually join in, dressed in tight leather mock-S.S. uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. The whole group then proceeds to snot each other's spunk and whip each other's pudgy asses with riding crops and chains until their pale, white geek bodies are exhausted and soaked in stinking sweat from the hours of passionate, homosexual revelry.

    Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?

    Hopefully.
    You most likely forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your account preferences. CmdrTaco has probably already got the hots for your wad, and he's probably already been lurking outside your bathroom window for weeks with a camera, some tissues and lube. There's no escaping a geek in heat, so it's probably too late for you, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from CmdrTaco's sights, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on Messages, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Maybe he'll ignore you. Probably not.

    I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?

    If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, restraining orders, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object capable of warding off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, you will most likely end up tied up in his basement to be used as his sex slave for the rest of your life (or until he accidentally drowns you in spunk in a circle-snot).

    Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?

    Unfortunately, yes. I first met CmdrTaco at an Open Source Convention. He invited me back to his room for a game of Quake and some "gourmet Tacos," but when I got there, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, stripping me. After taking his "Commander" out of his pants, Mr. Taco made me suck the withered thing six times. He then performed his vile Taco-snotting ritual on me three times over the next two hours, bringing me to orgasm after sweaty, mind-numbing orgasm... then he snotted my own milky-white jizz back onto my face, into my mouth, then again on my exposed belly.
    CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source (or rather, "Open Sauce" -- man sauce) buddies over to continue the twisted snotfest. Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his "monolithic kernel," and Anal Cox used his "network stack" in a multitude of unspeakable ways on and in every orifice in my defenseless body. Michael was there in his leather Nazi uniform, caning my ass with a bamboo pole and ranting about "all those Censorware freaks out to get him."
    How did you finally escape, you ask? After about 16 hours of countless homosexual atrocities perpetrated against my restrained body, they all finally went to sleep on top of me, sweat-soaked and exhausted. I was left there, covered in bubbly, translucent jizz-snot, chained to the bed, with half a dozen fat, pasty-white fags lying around and on top of me. Fortunately the spooge coating my flesh worked wonderfully as a lubricant; I was able to squirm my way out of the handcuffs and slip out the back door. I'm just glad I survived the ordeal. These geeks had a lot of built-up spunk in their wads -- I could've easily been drowned!

    That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?

    No, that's a different disgusting perversion CmdrTaco indulges himself in. CmdrTaco is usually not satisfied with merely snotting your own jizz back onto your face, he most often enjoys involving his own bodily fluids in his twisted games. WeatherTroll has spent some time trying to educate the Slashdot readership about this vile practice (emphasis added):
    You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wondering after you finish reading this post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconscious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconscious until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force-feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim.
    After the victim is unconscious, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious sexual purposes. This includes shoving taco shells up the victim's ass, Taco-snotting, and getting Jon Katz involved.
    Completely different, yet no less revolting. It should be clear to you now that CmdrTaco is a very, very sick individual, as are most of the Slashdot editors.

    Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a pædophile, not a homosexual.

    Actually, Jon Katz is a homosexual pædophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and, many suspect, a zophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called " Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little-boy slaves: a vile practice which involves administering an enema to himself of the little boy's urine (forced out of them with a pair of pliers), spooging the vile muck from his ass back into the enema bag, then squirting and slathering the goo all over himself, and the little boy's chained-up and naked bodies. If he's in the mood, he will sometimes skip refilling the enema bag and just squirt it from his ass onto his boys. Unwilling boys are further tortured with the pliers until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juicy-douche them for the rest of their lives.
    As I already said, Mr. Katz is also a zophile. As if the sexual escapades with the helpless little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a female goat's anus. He is also rumoured to get off on watching his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.

    ...Are you getting hard writing this?

    Why, yes. :) Join me in a WIPO-snot?

    No, thanks. I'm already CmdrTaco's boi toi.

    ________________________________________ RECENT READER COMMENTS

    Once comments have been archived by Slashdot, they're removed from the Official Taco-Snotting FAQ. However much I would like to paste 200k crapfloods into Slashdot, my browser is a piece of shit and won't let me!

    1. Re:Taco-Powered Christmas Snot (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 7:05 (#2707493)

      Has this been submitted to linuxdoc.org yet?

    2. Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 5:12 (#2707245)

      That may be true, but have you made love to a wombat today?

    3. Re:That's my department, boy! (Score:-1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:51 (#2706921)

      Wow, WipoTroll, you really know how to snot! And you can scramble Slashdot's HTML, too! I love boys who do that! Come over to my place sometime!

    4. Re:CmdrTaco BANNED FOR LIFE from Taco Bell!!!!!! (Score:-1) by WeatherTroll on 2001.12.15 2:48 (#2706907)

      CmdrTaco only goes to Taco Bell to get their hot sauce, and to solicit hot sauce enemas from underage male employees. He makes his own tacos.

    5. Re:Snottle OSnotX, BSnotD, and Snottan Snottard (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:47 (#2706900)

      We love you, WipoTroll! We want you to snot us, WipoTroll!

    6. Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 1:35 (#2706675)

      I want some Taco-snot! Where can I get some?

    7. Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1) by JonKatz on on 2001.12.15 0:29 (#2706495)

      Please, please, please Taco-snot me. I know I would love it almost as much as fucking young boys. Pleadingly, JonKatz

    8. Important Information For Slashdot Users (Score:-1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 3:09 (#2702660)

      It has recently come to my attention that the entire Slashdot crew engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco is one such person, and has dedicated his life to spreading the ideals of Taco-Snotting while enjoying the benefits of it. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (Usually modded -1).

      It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (Believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Gaping Anus". The details are sketchy on this topic but I do know that besides the lead vocals of CmdrTaco, it includes Timothy and CowboyNeal (Also members of the Slashdot crew). There has been no release date set for this album or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records, with the intention of releasing the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible (To catch the current popularity of the Taco-Snotting fad). On a side note, I would not believe this fad will ever wear out (like a Snotted-out-geek); I am sorry to say Taco-Snotting is here to stay :-(. Various remixes of Gaping Anus will include: "Extra Jizz", "Snot Me Baby One More Time", "www.Goatse.cx", and "Once You Taco-Snot, You Can't Stop". I am sure many, many, more are sure to come. I predict this album will be a very hot seller this holiday season, especially with in or out of closet homosexuals, and with those who have no self-respect (Readers of Slashdot).

      Through a good, non-homosexual friend of mine, I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to the Gaping Anus musical composition. Included after the lyrics is a very speical tribute written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask me to provide the vocals. Please feel free to read the lyrics and post your comments and disgust. E-mail CmdrTaco with this disgust also.

      BTW, please do not reply with the intention of flaming me because the lyrics are a rip-off of Insane Clown Posse's "Slim Anus". For more information on ICP and Slim Anus refer here and here. CmdrTaco is the author of this fine musical work and not me. So, it is obviously he who has ripped off ICP and not me. Thank you.

      Read the rest of this shit...

    9. Re:Snotback: Snotto, Snotz, Snottion (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 2:44 (#2702581)

      you know, every time i read this i want to punch you more and more. the taco snotting thing is old, lame, boring, and over done. it never was remotely funny or good though. it sounds like a 10th grader wrote it too. so please, go play in traffic or shut the fuck up so real trolls can post.

    10. Re:Italics are yummy! (Score:-1, Troll) by Super Mario Troll on 2001.12.14 2:33 (#2702535)

      Keep up the good work! Educate the masses to the dangers of Taco-Snotting!

      It's a me, the Super Mario Troll! Would you like to see my gaping troll anus
    11. Re:Italics are yummy! (Score:-1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 1:41 (#2702370)

      WIPO - Man you trolls are shit compared to Egg Trolls troll's. Egg Man is just so much more original.

    12. Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 7:58 (#2669658)

      That leaky sound you hear is CmdrTaco pissing himself after seeing this.

      Slashdot trolling just got a whole lot easier...

      http://www.geocities.com/frostpist/

      Spread the word!

    13. Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 5:48 (#2669422)

      Q: Is CmdrTaco gay?

      A: He Mos' certainly is!

    14. Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1) by GaylordFucker on 2001.12.07 5:39 (#2669394)

      not to mention... The WIPO Troll used himself as a test subject to try out the portable snotbox... i await your results and hope your product gets approved...

      Regards, Gay

      Get that rats nest off your head, you numbskull -- Wesley Willis

    15. Re:Portable Snotcube! (Score:-1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 3:58 (#2669117)

      stfu. no one really cares about your lame little "troll". make some new material (not that anything you've ever said is worth a damn..)

    16. Re:Yum yum taco-snotting! (Score:-1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 22:15 (#2644499)

      Dear SLASH crew - this post makes it clear why you need to add a new category - "tell it like it is (+1)"

    17. This is getting old (Score:-1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 20:14 (#2644227)

      Hey dicksuck, why don't you come up with new troll material? Everyone has seen the tacosnotting 100 times already. Fuckwit. Assholage. Gay. Lick my anal nectar.

    18. Fucking hilarious too bad it didnt get a 5:Funny (Score:-1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 19:01 (#2644105)

      this is good shit man

    19. Re:Taco-snotting@Home! (Score:-1, Offtopic) by Dark_Cobra87 on 2001.12.01 23:03 (#2642180)

      Oops, forgot to check that Taco-snot option...

    20. Re:Fuck Linux! Fuck him hard! (Score:-1) by Fecal Troll Matter on 2001.12.01 20:55 (#2641791)

      Mmmmmmm, Taco Sauce...

      Sig (appended to the end of comments you post, 120 chars)

    21. Look (Score:-1) by ArchieBunker on 2001.12.01 20:19 (#2641679)

      I love trolling but this shit is getting old, fast. At least start mixing them up a little bit. How about the 'How OSM was Freed' series?

      http://www.naawp.org/

    22. Re:Congratulations! You have been WIPO'd!! (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.01 8:37 (#2640602)

      Stop posting this! I've got hangover and Taco Snotting doesn't make me feel any better.

      I'm really glad that Taco Snotting is illegal here in Europe.

    ________________________________________
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    Copyright © 2001 The WIPO Troll. Verbatim crapflooding of this document is permitted in any medium, provided this copyright notice is preserved, and next time you take a dump, you think of the WIPO Troll and all he's done to make Slashdot a better place.
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    J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
    Crapflooder Associates
    Slashdot.org

  30. cynical redefinition, not new inventions by mj6798 · · Score: 2
    No, [nanotechnology is] materials, electronics, and biochemistry, all of which have started to be affected by nanotechnology now.

    They haven't "started to be affected by nanotechnology" at all. What has happened is that these areas that have traditionally been working on an atomic scale have simply been claimed by nanotechnology after nanotechnology failed to deliver what it promised. It's a smart but cynical publicity move.

    Nanotechnology continues to be vaporware, failing to deliver on any of the promises that Drexler and other people made for it. The harm that these people will do to established disciplines remains to be seen, as less qualified, buzz-word spewing people get new funding and investments.

    1. Re:cynical redefinition, not new inventions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel a need to claim bull excrement. Drexler went to congress years ago, and more recently, and convinced them that "Nanotechnology" was going to be big. So they poured money into it. All the other fields DID start calling themselves Nanotechnology to try and get a piece of that pie. Yay. Drexler has not "failed to deliver". The research and development necessary for Drexler's molecular nanotech has not been done. Your timescale is totally off. There was no possible way that we could develop assemblers in the six months between the passing of the Nanotechnology Initiative and the coopting of the sexy new term and new money by traditional fields. How has nanotechnology failed to deliver? It is still in the beginnings of the development stage. That is what "exploratory design" is all about. By the same logic, Babbage failed to deliver.

  31. there is no "nanotechnology" there by mj6798 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If you go to the NanoBusiness web site and look at what they promise, it has nothing to do with "nanotechnology". Sensors, carbon nanotubes, microscopes, etc. belong to the established disciplines of material science, chemistry, biology, polymer science, molecular biology, micromechanical systems, and many other established areas of research and technology.

    Nanotechnology is distinguished from these existing fields by promising molecular assemblers, self-replicating machines, and all that. Making carbon "nano"-tubes or buckyballs from soot and getting them to stick together in particular ways in bulk is not nanotechnology, it's still (bulk) chemistry. Nanotechnology has failed completely to deliver on those promises so far, and it doesn't look like it will deliver any time soon.

    Rebranding the successes of other disciplines as successes of "nanotechnology" seems rather dishonest to me. Given that these people are now going to Capitol Hill with outstretched hands, it seems like the same thing we had with "e-this" and "i-that" over the last few years. Since this silliness cannot be stopped, let's hope the traditional disciplines will wise up quickly and put a "nano" into their names temporarily so that there is a level playing field.

    1. Re:there is no "nanotechnology" there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is what this current trend IS. Assembler based Nanotechnology hasn't delivered because it hasn't been built yet, and to build it would be really really really difficult... but probably doable. So money went into it in the form of the National Nanotechnology Initiative. Then the traditional disciplines saw a threat to their research dollars and supply of students, so they grabbed nano and made it into the buzzword of 2001.

      True Nanotechnology may require something like the manhattan project to really come about. We would need a focused, disciplined research thrust with huge rational support. The NNI ain't it.

    2. Re:there is no "nanotechnology" there by Untimely+Ripp'd · · Score: 1

      I dunno. I think those Texas Instruments mirrors represent real nanotechnology, as do the microarrays being used for DNA/protein analyses.

      --

      And let the angel whom thou still hast serv'd tell thee ...

    3. Re:there is no "nanotechnology" there by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Since all the siences in the field have call buckmiesterfullerens nano technology sine it was first thought of, I would say you're wrong. I would also so you need to get more information about nano-technolgy from someone other the niel stephenson.

      nanotechnology

      /nan'-oh-tek-no"l*-jee/ A hypothetical fabrication technology in which objects are designed and built with the individual specification and placement of each separate atom. The first unequivocal nanofabrication experiments took place in 1990, for example with the deposition of individual xenon atoms on a nickel substrate to spell the logo of a certain very large computer company. Nanotechnology has been a hot topic in the hacker subculture ever since the term was coined by K. Eric Drexler in his book "Engines of Creation", where he predicted that nanotechnology could give rise to replicating assemblers, permitting an exponential growth of productivity and personal wealth.

      from that definition:
      nanotechnology could give rise to replicating assemblers, could give rise to, not is.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  32. These people are irrelevant. by Blind+Demiurge+Ialda · · Score: 0

    If I want information on nanotech and its future, I'll go to foresight.org and see what K. Eric Drexler has to say. These petty lobbyists have nothing to offer.

    --

    ******
    "I do not play at being God -- I AM GOD!

  33. Totally OT... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to ask a question, regarding this post, that I posted. I am posting anon so that a mod-down on this post won't affect me, so...

    I read this on my post:

    Moderation Totals: Interesting=1, Overrated=1, Total=2.

    On the last several of my posts - posts which, BTW, I thought made actually "insightful" points - they have all been moderated down as "Overrated".

    I post at +2 - my normal level - if my post goes +1, to give me three (ie, someone thought it good) - how is that "overrated"? I can understand if it went to +6 or beyond, and it really wasn't that great (I had one of these not too long ago, relating to a post on a 256 byte demo - the -1 overrated was justified on that one), sure, mod it down.

    But please - someone seems to "have it in for me" to mod down this post (and it seems, others) - a post which is:

    a) Clearly on topic
    b) Not trolling
    c) Makes a VERY VALID POINT

    So, someone mods it up - but no, that is too much - can't have insightful and valid comments around here - and I am modded down.

    What is the logic of that?

    If you are the individual who modded me down, email me. I want to know your reasoning why you thought my post basically, well, "sucked"...

    -- cr0sh

  34. Nano isn't too far off...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recal a recent article saying that they had built a billion of small nano machines (a drop of water). They can perform a billionoperations per second and are rated at 98% efficiency. These machines aren't too advanced, but they manipulated DNA inside a container. The DNA is what the machines used as a memory modual, they used a simple language. Simple binary was the "software" they used and they had sappositly 2 modes, the only ones I can think of is examine and save. Their first first job was examining if there was an equal # of 1's in a binary series. I say not bad for our first nanites. The only thing I would worry about is the software. Just think, would you want MS to be the software vendor? Lets hope open source gets over to the nanites.

  35. Re:Nanotech is promising but still about 30 years by DWARFx10 · · Score: 0

    Is that true would we be able to do that with nanobytes, or whatever there called. Thats pretty cool.

  36. not decades off, by geekoid · · Score: 2

    its here now. Sure its just begining, but the impact of nanotechnolgy in the next 60 year will be just like the impact of plastic in the last 60 years(or so).
    Unfortunatly it is incredible expensive to do research on, which is why there going to the government for money.

    I want to see material 100 time stronger then steel, at 1/6 the wait.
    OTOH I do NOT want to see a space elevator.

    nanobots (mahine made with nanotechnology) will change a lot, but probably only have the impact as robotics has have. not to say robotics are helping, there just not where everyone thought they would be 50 years ago.

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    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  37. Nuclear, biological, and MADness... by cr0sh · · Score: 2

    You bring up a valid point: such a thing was said (and is continued to be said) about all of these scientific pursuits.

    However, the very fact that society is still arguing about all of them, rather than coming up with sane and honest ways to work with the technology, proves my point.

    Mutually Assured Destruction forms an apt acronym, if you ask me. IMO, mankind should be at the point today where war shouldn't be contemplated - we should be helping each other, of all races, religions, nationalities and creeds - to become better, to strive for something more, and to become independent of our planet.

    We have the technology, today, to reach our outer planets, and with time, the stars - in reasonable amounts of time (ie, nuclear propulsion). But instead, NIMBYism is practiced, and the idea of a nuclear rocket being launched in space fills people with an irrational fear that fallout will land on them (which is a sad account on the level of our science education - the common man should know that the levels of radiation in space are far higher than what would be added by a nuclear rocket).

    We have the ability to create/modify extremely hardy plants and animals, create new medicines, etc - with our knowledge of biological processes (which I agree, is far from complete, if it ever will be) - such plants, animals and medicines could help people worldwide, if given the chance. Instead, plants are engineered with killer genes to cause farmers to keep paying for the seed, and IP laws keep vaccines and other medicines out of the hands of countries who need them most. All because of mainly greed and power.

    Now, we are on the edge of creating something so fundamental - atomic element electronics and logic - which will have the infinite flexibility of code, with the "hardiness" of true hardware. Such a device has never been seen before, only hinted at. Hinted at mainly in the way software viruses work (and don't work). Hinted at by software that works one minute, and dies the next. Hinted at in the way software has been both used for good and for evil.

    I know it is only a tool - and any tool can be used for good or bad purposes. But this tool may prove to be the "ultimate" tool (probably only limited by available atomic resources and energy input - I can imagine a nanosystem capable of using the energy of the sun to slowly deconstruct the asteroid belt and assemble a rocky "planet", given a long period of time). It could be a tool that reshapes mankind, and the way society looks at everything.

    --
    Reason is the Path to God - Anon
  38. Democrats also at fault. by Maul · · Score: 2

    Nanotechnology has potential for being beneficial, but I'm sure it will also have potential for being harmful. It isn't like some magical thing that will solve all our problems that the right wingers are keeping from us. Either way, it should be researched carefully and thoroughly.

    I think that a closer investigation of politics pretty much reveals that most members of both major parties are up for sale to the highest bidders.
    Just pull up the voting records for Dianne Feinstein (D-RIAA/MPAA...errr D-California) and
    you'll see what I mean. When they aren't whoring off votes for corporate cash, the two parties are
    fighting with eachother like little kids,
    pointing fingers at eachother whenever something
    goes wrong.

    Most of the Democrats are voting along with Republicans in destroying our civil liberties in the wake of this current situation. Both parties have no regard for the Constitution. It seems that those on the left want to trash the 2nd. Amendment, and those on the right want to trash the 4th. Amendment. Either way we lose something.

    The whole "Christian" charade that the right wing puts on is getting old, I agree. Most of them forget fun Bible phrases such as, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." They go on and on about homosexuals ruining everything, but I'm sure most of them have had their taste of Washington DC prostitutes.

    Of course, the left has a nice charade of being on the side of free expression, civil liberties.
    Also a barrel of lies in recent days, considering how most of them seem to support all these new, laws we've been seeing that are putting us on a nice course for becoming just another police state.

    Computers could have done a lot more than they have
    for our society than they have. Nanotech has the potential to do a lot more for our society than it will... partially thanks to the bonehead laws passed by politicians in favor of entities who would watch you bleed and die if it made them five bucks. It isn't just the Republicans. The Democrats are equally at fault. Really, I don't know why these jokers have stuck around since generally, nobody has much confidence in their abilities.

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    "You spoony bard!" -Tellah

  39. could it be true? by Sweet+Buttery+Anus · · Score: 0

    last post!?