Asteroids May Have Brought Sugar to Earth
CBNobi writes: "An article over at space.com reports of sugar-like substances contained in meteorite found on earth. This discovery may support the theory that life on earth was seeded from outer space."
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That would make a great commercial for Dunkin Doughnuts ... MMMMmmmmm fluffy little doughnuts ....
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thank you, space, for the wonder that is rock candy. pure of sugar, pure of flavor, and only found in major theme parks.
So that means that life started from a crumb of sugar the fell from the cookie of the Gods. At last, a true SPOG!
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>life on earth was seeded from outer space."
Now all you need is a theory on where life in outer space was seeded from?
I don't understand how the presence of sugars in asteroids suggests that meteors planted sugars on Earth. If sugars can be created through inorganic processes, where's the argument that such processes were not responsible for the sugars on Earth? If they cannot be so created, then sugars are not the seeds required for life, and so there is no reason to suspect that life was seeded by meteors. I don't find the discussion at the end of the article particularly helpful in this regard.
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>This discovery may support the theory that life on earth was seeded
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>from outer space.
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>The new study found a variety of polyols in two meteorites, both thought to have originated in the main asteroid belt between
...time for sci-fi theories galore...
>Mars and Jupiter.
I recall some theory about the origins of the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter saying that it might have been a planet once upon a time, and then got destroyed for whatever reason...
this lends support to the Great Experiment Theory. Some higher being is experiementing with us...the previous experiment (planet betwen mars and jupiter) got too nosy for its own good so they had to destroy it, sort of like how penicillin is used to control bacteria reproduction. However, rather than start the whole thing over from scratch again, They just arranged for the essential elements of life to be transferred from the old experiment to the new one...Earth.
i think there was a sci-fi short story about this in a mag i read years ago...
Could it be that somewhere, far, far away they're actually sugarcoating the asteroids as they send them to us?
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Do these sugars only come in small quantities in space rocks, or might there be veins of sugar running through them? Could we create space probes that power themselves by feeding off this sugar? if you licked one of those space rocks, would it taste sweet?
It's not that kind of sugar - not what you put in your coffee to make it sweet! I believe they are talking about four different sugars that make up DNA and RNA. These four sugars are called nucleotide bases and have the names adenine, guanine, cytosine and thymine. So, not quite as fun as rock candy. :)
Well, sperm *IS* a form of sugar (no, not the sweet kind, the scientific term), so you can say life on Earth *was seeded* from space (ever heard of this dumb blond joke? About the one girl in biology class?) :P
This actually happened at Harvard.
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There are also a couple of articles over at Nature.
Meteoritics: Life's sweet beginnings?
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Carbonaceous meteorites as a source of sugar-related organic compounds for the early Earth
...aaaaa-steroids.
I won't care about what they find in a meteor until they can prove that that is where the Egyptians actually came from. Until then, though, I'm much more interested in actual space missions. Those Ancient Egyptians... oh man.
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If a certain set of sugars and amino acids are found in space and delivered to our planet in its primordial state, then this implies that other planets capable of reaching the primordial state couls also have the same origin. This boosts the odds on SETI and would tie Earth-bound life closer to any other that could be found. (Apart from the force that is.)
So long and thanks for all the fish . . . !!!
Simply because we know these processes can occur in space, does that mean that they necessarily did not occur on Earth independently?
It seems the "life on Earth was seeded from space" is possible, but is meaningless speculation at this point since life on Earth could just as easily have originated here independently. What's intriguing about this is not that Earth needed Asteroids for life, but that bodies other than Earth are turning out to have more and more of the prerequisite ingredients.
What drugs are you smokin'? Other than the penicillin, that is?
Were the asteroids pink and did they have "Sweet'n'Low" written on the side?
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Although Sir Fred Hoyle proposed *complete* organisms might have developed in space, this is a partial vindication of his ideas.
He was sometimes ridiculed for some of his wilder ideas, which caused his more resonable ideas to be ignored; It is a pity he did not live a few additional months, to read this news.
This adds even more credibility to the theories of Immanual Velikovsky, He proposed similar idea's in his book "Collision Of Worlds" in 1950! He was also correct about the atmospheric composition and temperature of the planet Venus.
These people are really pushing it. Heh... we used to think the moon was made of cheese and that was considered "science".
Sugar is brought by the guy that fills the coffee machine. I have seen him do it.
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