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LinuxPlanet's Year In Review

LinuxPlanet has a year-end review discussing their picks for favorite linux software in several categories, from window managers to time-wasters.

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  1. can it be? by pherthyl · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    what the hell? I don't believe.

  2. I'm at 50 points, so I need to waste karma... by Lethyos · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Sorry everyone, I am at the 50 karam point ceiling and even though I just scored a +5 post, I don't get any credit for it (in fact, if someone mods me down, I lose karma - how does that figure?). The ceiling is really dumb, so the only way I can fix the situation is to crap flood at +2 and hope moderators hurt me hard. That way, I can post intelligently again and earn back karma. Special thanks to the WIPO Troll for the material.


    Why Do They Reject My Submissions!? Sunday December 30, @10:50PM [ Add Friend | 1 Comment ] WHY DO THEY REJECT MY SUBMISSIONS!? By J. Wipo Troll, Esq., $Revision: 1.1 $
    • 2001-01-01 14:47:56 WIPO Troll cums on CmdrTacos children (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-01 15:01:41 Hemos Sucks on ESRs Withered Penis (articles,patents) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-01 15:07:28 How do I clean up a huge pile of feces? (askslashdot,aol) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-01 15:13:08 WIPO Troll Patents Crotch Hair (articles,patents) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-01 15:19:27 WIPO Troll Patents Crotch Hair (UPDATE) (articles,patents) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-05 11:55:05 CowboyNeal rapes CmdrTacos anus (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-05 12:06:55 Why did CowboyNeal rape CmdrTacos anus? (askslashdot,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-05 12:13:30 I am the Goatse.cx man, by CmdrTaco (books,slashdot) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-05 12:21:55 I CUM ON YOUR FACE (articles,x) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-05 12:28:27 Motherfucking bastards fuck you fuck your shitty s (articles,x) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-05 12:33:59 Slashdot sucks the turds from my ass-hairs (articles,x) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-05 12:42:06 Interview with the Goatse.cx man (interviews,bug) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-05 12:47:39 WIPO rapes Hemos sister (articles,aol) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-05 12:52:49 Reject this story, you fuckfaced geeks!! (yro,censorship) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-05 13:00:06 Hahah reject this one too!! (yro,censorship) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-08 01:31:33 How do I shave my crotch? (askslashdot,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-08 01:36:36 Does CmdrTaco eat Dog Testicles? (askslashdot,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-13 05:21:38 Turds, Diarrhea, and Fecal Japan (articles,slashback) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-13 06:23:33 I raped Hemos puckered anus (radio,apache) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-13 22:46:36 Fuck you fucking fuckers up your fucking asses!! (yro,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-14 22:16:41 Why does WIPO Troll like feces so much? (askslashdot,toys) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-14 22:21:51 Will CmdrTaco ever come out of the closet? (askslashdot,slashdot) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-14 22:27:11 Step-by-step guide to sucking your own penis (science,privacy) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-15 07:17:50 I want a handjob from that JenniCam girl (features,pilot) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-21 03:15:46 skfsjytdrwtvasdiwudwquskfsjytdrwtvasdiwudwquytefwk (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-21 07:12:20 Jon Katz shoved up WIPO Trolls ass (features,science) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-21 10:16:12 Jon Katz escapes, shoved up ass again (articles,science) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-21 10:23:48 . a dot for your website (yro,quickies) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-21 12:45:33 WIPO Troll patents the eating of crotch hairs (bsd,patents) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-21 13:03:48 Slashdot.org renamed to SUCKDOT.ORG (radio,slashdot) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-21 14:10:42 WIPO Troll spews feces onto Front Page (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-21 21:32:42 WIPO Troll beaten to death by Network Vigilante (yro,privacy) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-23 03:03:13 Taco fired from Andover for Slashback embarrassmen (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-25 06:04:53 CmdrTaco sucks RMSs crotch hairs (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-25 06:10:03 CmdrTaco used as sex slave by ESR (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-25 06:15:16 Roblimo ate Timothys balls! (and crotch hair) (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-25 06:24:41 WIPO Troll fucks CmdrTaco with penis, dildo (radio,privacy) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-25 06:30:33 Do zoophiles go to hell? (askslashdot,x) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-25 06:37:44 I stroke my cummy cock at thee (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-25 06:43:29 Heres Fecal Japan in your eye! (science,spam) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-25 06:51:02 CHECK THIS SUPER COOL TURD OUT!!! (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-25 06:57:04 I wanna fuck Alyssa Milanos tits (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-25 07:03:26 Or I want some Alyssa Milano **PORN** (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-25 13:42:27 CmdrTaco, Hemos discovered licking goat balls (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-26 02:45:08 FUCK FUCK FUCK CROTCH HAIRS FUCK FUCK (apache,php) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-26 04:50:31 Crotch Hair Grooming Secrets Revealed (books,apple) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-26 07:09:24 WIPO Troll beaten to death by CmdrTaco, Hemos (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-26 23:00:55 Trolls to fill your Q with shit (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-27 04:57:37 I took a dump on Paters face (articles,slashdot) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-27 05:03:48 I Took another dump on Paters face (articles,slashdot) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-27 05:10:36 Ewww, I think Pater likes this (articles,slashdot) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-28 01:56:52 This Q sucks anus hairs (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-28 05:28:40 Plastic.com trolled, goes down in flames (radio,slashdot) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-28 06:23:42 alcgewiryt32;r.wbgtd79p iuycfge.lirf87e tfl.alcgew (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-28 08:12:29 VALinux licks my crotch hairs (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-29 16:28:22 Who stole my crotch hairs!?!? (askslashdot,netscape) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-31 01:32:28 Crapflood? (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-01-31 02:36:02 WIPO posting at -1, beats Malda to death (radio,slashdot) (rejected)
    • 2001-12-06 17:47:57 Taco-snotting orgy kills 4, injures 11 (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-12-06 20:47:51 Taco-snotting REVEALED (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-12-06 21:19:33 More snotting of the Tacos! (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-12-06 23:14:46 I like little boys, like CmdrTaco! (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-12-08 20:09:36 WHY R U LEAVING THIS PENDIGN (articles,news)
    • 2001-12-08 22:45:25 Kuro5hin returns! (features,ie) (rejected)
    • 2001-12-09 03:20:19 Vehix.com sued by Apple over infringement (articles,news)
    • 2001-12-13 07:02:37 Burp (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-12-15 10:12:26 Crap! (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-12-15 23:22:31 On Taco-Snotting 1.13 (features,slashdot) (rejected)
    • 2001-12-19 05:07:41 Monty Python and the Holy Taco (articles,slashdot) (rejected)
    • 2001-12-20 08:12:28 WIPO Sodomizes little Children! (articles,patents) (rejected)
    • 2001-12-21 11:55:59 WIPO Shoves CmdrTaco into Anus, Film at 11 (features,slashdot) (rejected)
    • 2001-12-24 13:27:16 Snotty Snot, Snot and more S N O T (developers,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-12-26 19:19:42 Christmas sucks, Taco. How about yours? FUCK YOU. (articles,news) (rejected)
    • 2001-12-27 01:41:20 REJECT THIS OR DIEEEEE IN YUOR SNOT (features,programming) (rejected)
    • 2001-12-30 06:29:00 Kuro5hin WIPOed by Troll Gangs, film at (articles,slashdot)
    • 2001-12-30 21:25:41 CmdrTaco castrated in freak kitchen accident (articles,news)
    • 2001-12-30 21:32:14 WIPO wants sex with you. GOAT SEX! (yro,debian) (rejected)
    • 2001-12-30 21:45:49 Reject this or we cut off your MICROPENIS (developers,privacy) (rejected)
    • 2001-12-31 00:01:10 Circle-Jerk Catastrophe Kills 8, Injures 36 (science,quake) (rejected)
    • 2001-12-31 02:01:55 Yay! Youre rejecting my shit again! (articles,news)
    • 2001-12-31 02:35:41 Sims anus explodes, covers YRO page in feces (yro,news)

    Summary:

    • pending (6)
    • rejected (75)
    ________________________________________
    $Id: submissions.html,v 1.1 2001/12/31 02:50:33 wipo Exp $
    Copyright © 2001 J. Wipo Troll, Esq. Verbatim crapflooding of this document is permitted in any medium, provided this copyright notice is preserved, and next time you take a dump, you think of the WIPO Troll and all hes done to make Slashdot a better place.
    --
    Why bother.
    1. Re:I'm at 50 points, so I need to waste karma... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Sorry everyone, I am at the 50 karam point ceiling and even though I just scored a +5 post, I don't get any credit for it (in fact, if someone mods me down, I lose karma - how does that figure?).

      I 100% agree. The moderation system has some serious issues!

    2. Re:I'm at 50 points, so I need to waste karma... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      People have been harping about this for a very long time.

      CmdrLoser refuses to do anything about it. I became a troll when I came to the same discovery you did.

    3. Re:I'm at 50 points, so I need to waste karma... by Big+Dogs+Cock · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Stop whining.

      Do what I do and just create a new account when you hit 50. I think having accounts at both +ve and -ve Karma caps is cool.

      Oh, but for fuck's sake, no more page lengthening posts please.

      --
      "Under the iron bridge, we fist" - The Smiths, Still Ill
  3. We interrupt for an emergency poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    How many people think game shows are f*cking retarded?

    1. Re:We interrupt for an emergency poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Believe it or not: 342

  4. Re:page lengthening post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    We missed you klerk! Good to see you are back!

  5. Re:YOU ARE RUINING SLASHDOT FOR THE REST OF US! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    What do you mean? I thought all the linux zellots on ./ were in love with the concept of full disclosure of bugs in software. Klerk is mearly pointing out YET ANOTHER hole in NutScrape.

  6. incorrect? by kLaNk · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Um, you say from window-managers to time wasters.

    I thought all *nix people were about the command line interface. I always used to hear people rave about how it was so much more effiecent.

    So shouldn't the typical slashdot slanted comment be "from time wasters to time wasters"?

    Slashdot sucks my ass.

  7. Re:YOU ARE RUINING SLASHDOT FOR THE REST OF US! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Make them longer, please, much longer.

  8. Suse is not the best distro by Billly+Gates · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    This one is.

  9. ROCK ON WITH THE SLASHDOT! by Kip+Winger · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Headed for a Heartbreak Hungry Madalaine Seventeen

    Headed for a Heartbreak
    Morning came and I was on my way
    When you reminded me
    I had too soon forgotten
    It was you who set me free
    Yeah you were here when I came
    And you'll be here when I'm gone
    So don't be waiting for love
    'Cause I'll be waiting to ramble on
    HEADED FOR A HEARTBREAK
    HEADED FOR A HEARTBREAK
    Darling don't wait up for me
    Tonight I won't be home
    You've become a stranger
    And I just got to be alone
    Don't need nobody on my side
    To dull the blade I'm on
    So don't be waiting for love
    'Cause I'll be waiting to ramble on
    HEADED FOR A HEARTBREAK
    HEADED FOR A HEARTBREAK
    It's no mistake
    Don't you think I can feel the pain
    I walk away to live again
    HEADED FOR A HEARTBREAK
    HEADED FOR A HEARTBREAK
    DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU
    HEADED FOR A HEARTBREAK
    HEADED FOR A HEARTBREAK
    Don't you think I feel the pain...

    Hungry
    I hear the ticking on the clock
    Counting every day I've been alone
    How long before you're comin' back
    If I don't see your face I'll turn to stone
    Can't keep holding on this way
    Can't go on another day
    Can't you hear me when I say, girl I'm
    HUNGRY for your love
    Girl I'm hungry
    Baby let me in
    HUNGRY for your love
    HUNGRY I can't get enough
    Your love's the color of my heart
    When I look in your eyes everything's so clear
    So still together when we're apart
    I begin to die unless you're here
    Can't keep holding on this way
    Can't go on another day
    Can't you hear me when I say, girl I'm
    HUNGRY for your love
    Girl I'm hungry
    Baby let me in
    HUNGRY for your love
    HUNGRY I can't get enough
    I lie awake all night
    I can't stop remembering
    You've got to make it right
    I can't hold it in:
    HUNGRY
    I hear the ticking on the clock
    Counting every day I've been alone... HUNGRY
    HUNGRY for your love
    Girl I'm hungry
    Baby let me in
    HUNGRY for your love
    HUNGRY I can't get enough

    Madalaine
    Such tender eyes, such a sweet believer
    The story never lies
    When I found you girl, you were so far down
    A black cat in disguise
    How in the world could it come to this
    Couldn't you see that you'd gone too far
    Saving your soul for that one last kiss
    Living your wish upon a star
    MADALAINE
    This is love too tough to tame
    MADALAINE
    Beware of the girl
    Beware of the pain
    Running scared through the dark of the day
    The story never dies
    But the names keep changin' and the faces fade
    Take you dead or alive
    How in the world could it come to this
    Couldn't you see that you'd gone too far
    Saving your soul for that one last kiss
    Living your wish upon a star
    MADALAINE
    This is love too tough to tame
    MADALAINE
    Beware of the girl
    Beware of the pain
    All of your glory was left like an angry child
    Waiting to take your luck away
    But you can't see you're still running wild
    Oh Madalaine- don't run away from me
    MADALAINE
    This is love too tough to tame
    MADALAINE
    Beware of the girl
    Beware of the pain

    Seventeen
    I saw sparks fly
    From the corner of my eye
    And when I turned
    It was love at first sight
    I said please excuse me
    I didn't catch your name
    Oh it'd be a shame
    Not to see you again
    And just when I thought
    She was comin' to my door
    She whispered sweet
    And brought me to the floor (she said)
    I'm only seventeen
    But I'll show you love like you've never seen
    She's only seventeen
    Daddy says she's too young
    But she's old enough for me
    Come to my place
    We can talk it over
    Oh everything going down in your head
    She said take it easy
    I need some time
    Time to work it out
    To make you mine
    And just when I thought
    She was comin' to my door
    She whispered sweet
    And brought me to the floor (she said)
    I'm only seventeen
    You ain't seen love
    Ain't seen nothing like me
    She's only seventeen
    Seventeen
    Such a bad girl
    Loves to work me overtime
    Feels good (ha)
    Dancin' close to that borderline
    She's a magic mountain
    She's a leather glove
    Oh she's my soul
    It must be love
    I'm only seventeen
    But I'll show you love like you've never seen
    She's only seventeen
    Daddy say she's too young
    But she's old enough for me

    --
    - - - - - Fear not the reaper, but my shiny white teeth.
  10. Re:i18n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You are, how do you say, a joy to read! Sombody moderate this scrumptious morsel of linguistic sushi up.

  11. Re:What's with all the "award" shows? by Chundra · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The deal is that you view too much porn, both printed and online. Best XXX. Feh!

  12. PINE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    No love for PINE