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Time Canada Shows New iMac
Kira-Baka writes "Okay, Time Canada screwed up big time. They have pictures of the new iMac which will be released tomorrow during the Mac World Expo keynote on their front page. it is likely that they will be getting a letter soon so though..." I'll be posting a full report on the keynote and other MacWorld goodness tomorrow as it happens. Time Canada seems a bit slow, but in short, think little pod of iMac with superdrive and flat panel screen. Update: 01/07 13:22 GMT by T : Several readers have pointed out that the story can (for now) still be found mirrored here, though it's been pulled from the Time site.
...i wonder if they'll be able to countersue for medical expenses related to removing Steve Jobs' foot out of their ass.
Just raise the taxes on crack.
If you're a webmaster at timecanada.com, I suggest you start cleaning out your desk now.
ooohhhh shit... Steve is gonna be pissed.
Heads will roll because of this.
Reality has a liberal bias
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Yeah, I had trouble clicking on that big picture on the front page. Thanks for the link.
The first iMac looked like a 1970's dumb terminal. This one looks like a 1950's television set. Extrapolating, I can't imagine what the next iMac will look like, since TVs weren't prevalent in the 1930's. Oh wait...
Or more specifically an Appleseed cluster of these...
I'm a loner Dottie, a Rebel.
Is it just me, or does anyone expect this thing to jump around the desk trying to find a ball? It really does look like a desk-lamp... I wonder how much light it produces?
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The design on this thing is going to revolutionize the desk lamp industry!
-Barkeep, a draft of your most hazardous brew, for the world is slowly stepping into focus, and I don't like what I see.
Well, somebody let the cat out of the bag a few hours early. They should rename this the iSore; this is not really what I was expecting from Apple. I hope they have something more interesting to unveil at MacWorld than this. The new iMac looks like a vanity with a roll-top; hope they stick with the current desktop case for the PowerMac.
Not flamebait, just my two cents. You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet and I'm all for them trying out new designs.
The heartening news is that Apple is doing well, despite the recession. With $4 billion in the bank, and high gross profit margins, it should weather the storm. I'm looking forward to Windows and Linux software for the iPod (gotta love the FireWire) and with the new G5 and high-end G4's around the corner, maybe Apple can grab some converts among multiplatform developers.
Already you can do work in Windows 2k, Linux, and OSX at the same time at a tolerable speed. With faster processors, DDR-RAM, and other goodies I might just plop down the cash for a Mac in 2002. Anybody else thinking of dropping the Wintel/Lintel platform for the forbidden fruit?
The slab was a pizzabox 14" deep, 14" wide, and 2.5" tall.
oh, point taken. sorry.
but you *could* fit a lot of *pizza* in that amount of space..
Just raise the taxes on crack.
...this made it past the lameness filter, yet when I tried posting an entry from the IOCCC, it barfed at me.
Enjoy.
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The story date is set at January 14, 2002.
;-D
That's the problem with the Metric system. I know it's all 'logical' and stuff, but you can never tell what day it actually is. Frickin' Canadians.
Oh and by the way.....
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
Hmm.... add a magnifying lens and some motor oil, and you've got the computers from the movie Brazil
I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
blame canada?
So buy one and demand that Apple give you back $129 for the OS you're not using.
It's the biggest mistake to come out of Canada since Celine Dion.
If Apple wants to blame Canada, it's going to have to get in line like everyone else.
Exactly why Apple is getting away from fruity colours and bubble shapes.
But this is where I think you're on crack. What exactly would you do with these keys, other than input data to the computer? What's wrong with your existing input devices? How would this make things more simple?
The only thing I wish PC's still had is external modems with status LEDs. Yeah I know you can buy 'em, but all computers come with ultra-cheap internal modems now, and there's no real way to tell at a glance the health and status of your modem connection.
Apart from that, the only kind of message I could imagine on your PC's case itself would be something to the effect of "Your CD tray is ajar."
My personal fave is those made-in-China computer cases with a 3-digit clock speed on the front of them that isn't wired to anything other than a meaningless 'turbo' button on the front of the tower. Now that's elegance!
Bring back the mac cube, at least it was a shape geeks could get into.
The new iMac's base is clearly a stylized female breast. If that's not "a shape geeks could get into" I don't know what is.
"damnit, people with colored computers."
hmm that sounds racist to me! what is it that you people have you agains computers of color?
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It's a shaving mirror!
I dunno, I think about Clockwork Orange futuristic, and I think about plastic tits that dispense milk. Maybe that's what they are going for, but I don't think so.
If you go to http://www.apple.com/home and look at the alt tags, they reveal that the iMac is a 800 MHz G4, with 15" flat-panel, SuperDrive, etc... So, this must mean that their towers, which are currently either dual 800 or single 867 at the high end must be getting a big bumb, too...
The_Messenger wrote:
;) A Bandai Rainbow Mothra is perched on top, with pictures of Mothra and Godzilla on the wall and my entire kaiju eiga (Japanese monster movies) collection next to my iMac desk.
> All the same, have you ever seen Godzilla 2000? There are a lot of
> Macs in that movie
That's because Toho *loves* their Macs, and Godzilla and Mothra are Apple's biggest fans. You might also enjoy the following all Apple kaiju roundup:
"Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla 2": MechaGodzilla is designed by GForce using a huge amount of Macs.
"Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla": Miki, a telepath usually associated with Godzilla, is given a mission by Mothra's Cosmos to protect Godzilla from the humans so that Godzilla can save the Earth (and his son) from SpaceGodzilla. Miki views the coming of SpaceGodzilla on a Mac.
"Godzilla vs. Destroyer": The grandson of Dr. Yemane (from the first Godzilla movie in 1954) proudly displays a poster with a big Apple logo in his dorm room.
"Rebirth of Mothra": No Macs here, Apple is in deep trouble (December 14, 1996). What's a Mac-loving, heroic, wonder-working deity to do, when all she has left is a charred apple sapling (which appears several times in the movie, watch for it) in a bleak, scorched landscape? Simple. Resurrect it (and the surrounding 8,000 acres of ex-forest). The little sapling puts out leaves, and before you know it, is a whopping big tree on a grassy hill with flowers and an even bigger moth landing in the valley below. Days later, Apple makes a surprise announcement: Steve Jobs is coming back. Taiki's quote is telling: "Nobody is gonna die, mister. Mothra's gonna come and save us!"
"Rebirth of Mothra 2" (12/13/1997): The Mac is back, with Mothra's little avatar Fairy perched on top! Mothra herself shows the future: transforming into Aqua Mothra and shooting little light blue X's at her foe.
Godzilla, Mothra, King Ghidora, and Baragon are currently starring in a movie in Japan (see www.godzilla.co.jp for more details). I don't know if Macs are in it, but the director was sure bragging about all he could do with his Mac this time around. (If you ever want to see Godzilla and Mothra in the US theatres again, write Tristar!)
> How do I know all of this? Well, remembering all the iMacs involved,
> I watched in yesterday in celebration of the probable new iMacs. And I
> don't even have one. So yes, I'm sad...
No you are not. I did the same thing last night, watching "Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla 2". BTW, I'm posting this on a Snow iMac (one of the original snow ones) named "Fairy".
OS X: the Apple of Mothra's Aqua eye.