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Chess Players 'Are Paranoid Thrillseekers'

Tardigrade submitted a brief little article that claims that chess players are paranoid thrillseekers. It's a fairly amusing little piece and definitely makes me wish that my high-school chess club would have got into epic battles with the groups that were capable of stretching us into pretzel shapes, if only for the thrill. Maybe I'm just being paranoid.

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  1. First Chess Player Paranoia Post! by jgdobak · · Score: 4, Funny

    Chess players are paranoid because they are chess players, not vice versa. Five years of swirlys and locker room beatings in high school while a member of the Chess Club usually causes that.

    1. Re:First Chess Player Paranoia Post! by roman_mir · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Hmmm. Possibly this is true for North America, however, the best players in the world are from the former Soviet Union and as far as I remember the game was highly valued even by the worst hooligans on the streets. Is that weird to you?

    2. Re:First Chess Player Paranoia Post! by Iamthefallen · · Score: 3, Funny

      "And what hooligan on the street do you know who plays chess"

      The guys hanging out at the pawn-shop?


      /me runs before the groans become too loud

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    3. Re:First Chess Player Paranoia Post! by yesthatguy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well...we wouldn't be so paranoid if they weren't all out to get us, now would we?

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  2. I'm not paranoid by sketerpot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I play chess, and I'm good at it, but I'm not a paranoid thrillseeker. I'll grant that chess does give me a feeling of being in a war of wits, and I enjoy seeing my opponent squirm when they fall into one of my traps, but it's not on a par of thrillingness with things like skiing, where you can get yourself hurt.

    1. Re:I'm not paranoid by michaelmalak · · Score: 4, Funny
      ...it's not on a par of thrillingness with things like skiing, where you can get yourself hurt.
      So what you're saying is that sticks & stones may break your bones, but chess will never hurt you? Why don't I believe you?
    2. Re:I'm not paranoid by nomadic · · Score: 3, Funny

      You can get hurt through playing a game of chess. But you've got to be ridiculously out of shape to do so.

  3. I'm sorry, this is news? by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Personally, I suck at chess, and even I know what an absorbing game chess is. It is a battle, and one does not forget that, especially if you consider yourself an intelligent person. It's a war of mind vs. mind, may the most intelligent (and least easily distracted) being win.

    While it lacks the immediacy of video games, and the brutality of (mock?) physical combat, chess is a war waged in miniature, where one must consider logistics and the strength and position of both your forces and your opponent's in order to come to a victory. Even when your forces are decimated it is possible to achieve victory by the use of clever tactics.

    But what really makes this not news is that any game can have this sense of immediacy. While realtime games have a little bit more of it, they work in generalities, where chess works in absolutes: You know exactly how the field will act, you know exactly what each piece is capable of. It's like fighting a war on a perfectly ordered (and symmetrical) battlefield with identical forces and perfect intelligence, a situation no one will ever be in, within the confines of reality. But if you focus, any game can become your reality - For a while.

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    1. Re:I'm sorry, this is news? by Skyshadow · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It's like fighting a war on a perfectly ordered (and symmetrical) battlefield with identical forces and perfect intelligence, a situation no one will ever be in, within the confines of reality.

      So in other words, it's almost, but not completely unlike real war...

      Chess is really more of a complex and somewhat variable logic puzzle -- closer to a Rubik's cube (where you let someone else take a crack at every other turn) than to war of any sort.

      So maybe the whole chess/war comparison which seems so popular in this thread overcredits one and sells the other short, eh?

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    2. Re:I'm sorry, this is news? by haystor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In my personal experience, its more like boxing. In both chess and boxing, you have no place to hide and nobody to blame, except yourself. All moves by your opponent are done in plain view and its only your training and preparation that will see you through.

      The two are obviously different in that one is 90% physcial, and the other is 100% mental, but the investment of the ego in both are quite similar.

      Both chess and boxing are about setting up the opponent and taking them down. Chess in particular is quite cruel to the loser because there is no room for making excuses.

      The comparison to Rubik's cube is a bit wrong since Rubik's has been solved. Chess has some definite patterns that are instantly recognizable, but it also deals in vague terms with space, time, lines that really can't be quantified but can be estimated.

      But you're right, chess is not like war, except to those people reading about it in the papers every day...thing moves from place to place, destroys other thing...etc.

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    3. Re:I'm sorry, this is news? by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Funny
      Both chess and boxing are about setting up the opponent and taking them down.


      You're right... in fact, they would make a fine pair for a new biathlon sport in the Olympics... the two competitors box for 9 rounds, then sit down for a chess match. I know I'd watch. :^)

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  4. This is not a new revelation; many of us know... by dupper · · Score: 3, Funny

    That demonstrating intelligence and creativity in proximity to Football (american) players is tempting death and mutilation.

  5. Usefulness of chess by GCP · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I was a kid, strategic encounters of all sorts were likened to chess matches, so it seemed to me that getting good at chess would just make me a more savvy competitor in all sorts of situations.

    After a while, I began to understand that the way to win in chess was to become "fluent" in the patterns of chess itself, and that those patterns didn't really have any important analog elsewhere.

    Once it appeared that putting a lot of effort into mastery of chess wasn't doing anything for me besides making me better at chess, I gave it up.

    Shortly thereafter I replaced it with programming. Talk about "out of the frying pan, into the fire...." ;-)

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    1. Re:Usefulness of chess by jgerman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hmmm, another poster had a good quote (he should be modded up by the way), but I figured I'd throw my 2 cents in. These patterns that you're talking about DO have applications in the real world. Not as specific details but as abstract concepts. The srategies of chess, solid defense of you weaker pieces, backing up and protecting your resources, well thought out moves, attacking from multiple directions at once, these all map directly to just about any sort of competition you can imagine. The same way that "The Art of War" doesn't necessary provide lessons solely on military success, but for any type of competition.

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  6. As a chess player... by Merik · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I definately agree with this article, atleast in the sense of the physiological effect. I have a friend with whom I am evenly matched, and our games always ended up with atleast one or more crescendo moments where the entire game changes for better or for worse... and in the precedeing and following moments, I have noticed on several occasions an increased heart rate and alertness.
    What I dont agree with is the paranoid part... the article just seems to throw that in.

    "More competitive chess players have been shown to score highly for unconventional thinking and paranoia, both of which have been shown to relate to sensation-seeking."

    Unconventional thinking? what the hell is conventional thinking?

    Also: this article seems to be about male players... what about female players...

    Anyway its interesting that the same thing that enhances my sense during a rollercoaster (adrenaline+testosterone) also is probable released when I play chess.. I wonder when else this happens:
    Sales deals
    FPS Games (ever lead the document grab in RTCW theres some adrenaline for ya?
    television perhaps too...

    my point... this aint new news

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    1. Re:As a chess player... by haystor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One of the things about chess is that to play it assuming that your opponent knows what you are doing. This means you have to make your pieces work together and that an attack will eventually from that. You can't merely attack in chess.

      I'd imagine that playing 6 hours a day, assuming that your opponent knows everything you are doing would help to develop the paranoid parts of the brain.

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  7. 1-900-CHESSXX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    chess is all about testosterone, arousal (Article).
    [Transcription of 1-900-CHESSXX.]
    "...Dial 512 to accept these charges and continue"
    [Beat. Beep-boop-bop.]
    [Ring. Ring.]
    <deep husky voice> "Hi there. I'm Edith."
    <heavy breathing. audible swallow.>"...I'm Paul."
    E. Mmmmm, Paul. I like that name. Wasn't Morphy's first name Paul.
    P. Oh YES.
    E. Tell me...how long have you played chess?
    P. S-since I was eleven.
    E. Want to tell me about your first time.
    P. W-well, I don't know. It was with my father. He didn't play all that well. I started beating him not long after that.
    E. Want to hear about my first time?
    P. Oh yeah, tell me about your first time, Edith. How old were you?
    E. My first time was at the tender age of fourteen.
    P. Really?
    E. Yessss. Before then, I hardly knew the names of the pieces.
    P. How well do you play now?
    E. Oh, better than you, probably.
    P, excited. Really?
    E. Yes, I'm a genius you know. Want to hear about my first time?
    P. Yes, tell me about it.
    E. My sister's friend was over. He was a Geek. Are you a geek, Paul?
    P. Yes, yes, I am.
    E. I love geeks. They excite me. My sister's friend was the first geek I met. He introduced me to Linux. He also taught me chess.
    P. You use Linux?
    E. Well, technically it's not Linux, I use my own kernel.
    P. You kernel-hack?
    E. I guess you could call it that...
    P. What do you mean?
    E. Well I don't bother with Torvaldis's source-tree.
    P. Oh, Edith. Tell me what you do.
    E. I mess with kernel directly.
    P. mmmm.
    E. Oh, it gets very messy. Straight assembly. Pur hex.
    P. Oh-ooh. Tell me about your sister's friend.
    E. He taught me chess. By the end of the first hour I was seeing three, four moves ahead of him. By the time I was seventeen, four years ago, I was placing in the nationals.
    P. Oh, man. Are you really that good?
    E. Want to try me?
    P. <inhales deeply> e2?
    E. e3 Paul.
    [rest censored]

  8. My boss is a chess player by Laplace · · Score: 3, Funny

    My boss is a chess player. He likes to win, but the thrill of winning is second only to the thrill of completely unnerving his opponent. I would never play chess with him, mainly because he is a poor winner and a poor loser. I think that this kind of attitude is pretty common in the chess world. Just look at the famous people who were good at it, like Bobby Fischer. You couldn't ask for a bigger Grade A asshole than him.

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  9. Universal feeling? by mccalli · · Score: 5, Interesting
    From the article: "More competitive chess players have been shown to score highly for unconventional thinking and paranoia, both of which have been shown to relate to sensation-seeking."

    Surely this is the same for anyone who's any good at nearly anything? For example, re-writing as:

    More competitive F1 drivers have been shown to score highly for unconventianal thinking and paranoia

    ...makes exactly the same amount of sense. Aren't they just saying that to be good in most things you need to have a mind? Why should Chess be unique in this?

    Cheers,
    Ian

  10. Domination by Mahtar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Chess is all about raising one's ego, and dominating the ego of the opponent.

    Sure, the game is wrapped up fairly nicely in deep strategy and protocol, but when you get down to it, most people play because they like crushing the opposition.

    Chess is really no different (on a pyschological level) from football. The goal is to intimidate, dominate, and force the other player into submission. Of course, that gives a fairly large 'rush', especially when the game is at a critical juncture.

    I look at my school's chess team, and I see a bunch of kids who aren't (physically) the jock types, so how do they get the ego boost?

    Chess. So next time some meathead makes fun of you for playing, just tell him it's like football =)

  11. Definitely descriptive of tournament play. by YoungHack · · Score: 3, Informative

    This describes very well how I have found tournament play. I am not a good chess player (and have only played few tournaments). Like any player relatively new to tournament play, I lost all of my first games. The adrenalin was about enough to kill me.

    I'm not actually that fond of tournament play, because of the excitement/stress/tension, whatever you like to call it. However, if you are interested in chess it is natural to attend tournaments, at least sometimes, to expose yourself to different ideas and players.

    After a couple of rounds of losses, I managed to calm down enough and force myself to remain patient. My games improved. But the first time that I realized that I could make a draw, the adrenaline was back (not a win mind you--I just realized I wasn't going to lose). It was a total test of self-control not to blow the game on nerves.

    The same was true the first time I won a game, so I am completely unsurprised that a scientist would observe an increase in testosterone after a win. I haven't gone to a tournament in about a year, but just thinking about being in a game and having the upper hand makes me feel aggressive, like I need to calm down.

    For comparison, I enjoy other activities that might be considered "testosterone high" like Karate. By comparison to tournament chess, I would rate my typical experience in Karate as bland. Sure I want to improve my martial art, and I would like to perform well with/against my workout partners. By I tend to feel that I am learning WITH my martial arts partners. In chess, it is win or get beat--and it really taps into the survival instinct in a different way.

  12. Moderately OT, but about chess anyway... by trims · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As a previous post reminded me, I fell in love with chess about 4th grade, and kept going strong until I suddenly realized in 7th grade that it was totally artifical - there was no "porting" its lessons to real life.

    And that's when I gave up on Chess - when I realized that it was a completely constrained, artifical environment just like I was creating for myself in Real Life. The thing about chess is that its almost completely a game of recognizing previously-identified patterns of play, then countering them with a pre-selected strategy. Not until you get to beyond Grandmaster is there room for innovation. And even then, its constrained to a couple of moves in a 30-move match.

    What I look for in my games nowdays is the element of outside interference - items not in the control of either player (or any player, in the case of MP games). That's where the real creativity and brilliance comes in - the capability and flexibility to cope with situations which could not be reasonably forseen (though adept planning will make coping much easier).

    I wish we would have more games for kids in this manner - ones which not only met that "Creative Problem Solving" mantra, but also give their players a taste of what they'll need to really know: how to expect the unexpected (and unpredictable) and to cope with them.

    Chess is fun, insofar as it teaches good pattern recognition and a disciplined mind. I would argue, though, that if you haven't move beyond it after a couple of years, you really are hurting yourself.

    -Erik

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  13. Math people... by singularity · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As witnissed by "A Beautiful Mind," (and previously by the wonderful movie "Pi") there seems to be a significant number of mathematicians (talking about people who spend their lives doing math research) who have mental problems.

    One book to read would be Paul Hoffman's _The Man Who Loved Only Numbers: The Story of Paul Erdos_. Erdos was a nomadic mathematician, wondering from university to university (and from math professor house to math professor house), working on mathematics. On average, he spent about 19 hours a day working just on math. The story is rather humorous, and a good read for math people and non-math people alike. Erdos survived until very late in his life, and commented that many of his fellow mathematicians had died or were going crazy.

    I also read a short book on the life of Godel. Godel was such an example of a mathematician going crazy. He became so paranoid that he refused to eat, and ended up dying of starvation.

    Sylvia Nasar's _A Beautiful Mind_, the biography of John Forbes Nash Jr. on which the movie is, apparently, very loosely based, is another such example. Nash was diagnosed as paranoid schizophrenia later in life.

    One of the authors comments that it is possible that mathematicians are more likely to go crazy than other scientists is that, in math, there are no definite absolutes. Sure you can say that two parallel lines never meet, and prove things off of that, but then you can wonder "What happens if they do, eventually, meet?"

    By Godel's second incompleteness theorem, we can't know that mathematics is consistent. Godel's theorem shows that there can't be any complete and consistent theories in mathematics. Imagine basing your view of the world on a system that you know cannot be complete or consistent.

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  14. Chess and public perception around the world by migstradamus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Gee, two chess threads in one week, I'm thrilled. But then as a chessplayer I love thrills, apparently.

    It is eternally amusing to me to see Americans immediately start several chessplayers=geek threads the first thing the game is mentioned. I generalize, but they inevitably turn out to be Americans since it is about the only place in the world where such a view prevails. Even so it is a remarkable contradiction since in no other culture is chess so consistently used as a positive metaphor. Dozens of commercials use chess and chess imagery to symbolize intelligence and strategic planning. Every Hollywood movie and TV show that wants to not-so-subtly demonstrate that a character is brilliant and cultured slaps a chessboard - usually set up wrong - in his den or has him playing.

    The 'chess is for geeks' model in the US is then most easily explained by envy and fear, much the way people who don't know anything about computers denigrate those who do. The old 'scribble scribble scribble' method of squeezing sour grapes. But in general most people I meet in the US are impressed and/or fascinated by the fact that I work for Garry Kasparov and am a master level player myself. No, I didn't get beat up in school for starting a chess club in my California high school. (At 1.95m that wasn't much of an issue.)

    In Europe and South America chess and other 'brain games' receive both attention as sports and respect from the public. In the US - a country that has oxymoronic basketball scholarships - on the other hand, there is a tendency to want to believe that any sport worth the name must involve blood loss. (They conveniently ignore the various tubs of lard who play first base.)

    The incredible level of concentration reached by Grandmasters is on par with that needed for any peak performer in any sport or art and the same goes for the amount of energy expended, although it is not as quantifiable in drops of sweat. Take a good look at a player before and after a week or two of professional chess and you'll see what I mean. Weight loss of ten kilos is not unusual and physical conditioning is critical for top performance. Most players begin to decline on the rating list by the time they pass 32 years of age, similar to professional sports like football. (There is only one player in the top 10 over that age and only one in the top 20 over 40 years old.)

    As touched upon in the article that started the thread, chess is in many ways a thrilling and even violent game. Much like boxing, it is purely mano a mano; there are no teammates to blame, no wind that wasn't blowing your way, nothing but your ego on the line. Losing can be absolutely crushing, and to excel you must build up an ego on par with those possessed by other pro athletes. (Yes, they even refer to themselves in the third person sometimes.)

    It can take months or even a lifetime to recover from a bad result. Even an amateur can have a missed chance or bad loss stick in their brain for years. You don't hear too many people going on about some pickup basketball game they lost 10 years ago, but this is common in chess. The psychological elements are extremely powerful, and the history of damaged individuals in chess do not only illustrate the attraction of chess for introverts and others with everything from quirks to acne to serious psychoses. These anecdotes also show the power of the game to affect people who were quite stable to begin with.

    In short, chess ain't for sissies. Those who insult chessplayers are usually those who don't have suffient self-confidence to play it themselves. (Apart from people who just have no interest in it, of course.) In a culture that says chess is for smart people you have to come up with some sort of reason to explain why you aren't good at it. "It's for nerds," isn't a good one, but it appears to still be around.

    I know lots of top chess players who wouldn't strike you as particularly intelligent otherwise. While chess employs many faculties that make up the amorphous term 'thinking,' there are also chessplayers who fail their math classes, don't like to read, and vote Republican.

    Saludos, Mig
    KasparovChess.com

  15. Chess for the Really Paranoid by Tom7 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    At SICO (the "Snoot Internet Chess Orgy") they've got anonymous chess for the truly paranoid. Take turns playing a single move in all sorts of crazy variatons. It's pretty weird but also quite addictive...

  16. Never have lunch with a chess player by sjudd · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... resturant had a checkered tablecloth - he took 2 hours to pass the salt.

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