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i am fartacus writes: "Good news for thirsty beer lovers in a strange town, this will help you find the nearest pub... hmmm beer .... and help you stay on time.
" The gist of this is that it's a watch with a GPS transmitter
that can show you the distance and direction to the 4 nearest
pubs. Ingenious!
Ofcourse we'd need a watch with a GPS to track where the 4 nearest bathrooms are
The day I need a device to find me beer...
Shift happens. Fire it up.
...operating a GPS device in order to bar hop while completely stone drunk, and swaying all over the pavement shouldn't prove a challenge at all.
Man I have to hold my wrist with the other hand just to look at the time.
And another thing; Who wants to bear witness to such truly horrible pick-up lines as:
"Hey baby! Wanna see my GPS device?! Yowzer!"
:)
In my opinion the watch needs two key features before it can be succesful.
1. The ability to track my house so I can find my way back home.
2. An ugly girl detector, so the previous feature doesn't allow me to make it home with the wrong girl.
Figure it out Mr. Scietists and sign me up!
MikeAtIF*ckStuffedAnimalsDotCom
find the nearest pub.... and help you stay on time
Aren't those two mutually exclusive? Unless, you're trying to get to the pub for happy hour or something.
The future isn't what it used to be.
Finding beer pubs.
And idea who's time has finally come.
Ingenious, and tasty.
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Wow, I didn't know they could make GPS *transmitters* that small!
I can't go into a bar without losing a few hours. Sometimes I go into some kind of wierd time/space warp where I suddenly wake up in strange places.
It's a GPS receiver, not a transmitter. GPS works passively by listening to the timing differences of time-encoded signals from up to 12 satellites at once (there are 24, but generally the most you'll be able to "hear" at once are 12). Here's the dummies guide to it.
It is funny though how GPS is a basic technology, but every application of it is treated as some new discovery: i.e. I'm going to make a piece of software that has a database of all movie theatres, and when you have a GPS on your PDA it'll point you to the nearest theatre: Whoopee, I've developed a new theatre detector! Blah. As a sidenote: MapPoint 2002 is a very nice product. The breadth of information in it is astounding.
This is great! We can integrate into Woz's new handheld - and you'll be able to work at the local bar, no matter where you happen to be travelling!
I can feel my productivity rising...
In Soviet Russia, sig types you!
For example, in France, you can't just advertise for Health-hazardous stuff, so you see, this is not only a matter of talibanism.
But if they added the possibility to just find whatever with this, I'd be interested, especially for
So, let's just do it the old fashioned way : ask people, you may even make friends
Trolling using another account since 2005.
as craig kilborn said: "who needs GPS when all you have to do is follow Prince Henry"
I never said I was smart, I just said I was smarter than you
I bet a a buddy of mine a pint that the link would take me to the product on thinkgeek. Good thing we didn't shake on it!
maskirovka
Something really useful would be a device that would help you find your way back home from the bar and/or make a taxi appear with a push of a button. Finding a bar has never been the problem, atleast for me :)
"There is a terrorist behind every bush"
For instance: If you're pubbing, and you've just heard that the Earth will be destroyed by aliens in 12 minutes to make way for a new space highway...
There's 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
I think this is about as useful as the Matrix Binary Watch reported on Slashdot here.
Seriously, if you have a couple hundred dollars to waste on device like this, perhaps you should think about donating to a charity or something at least worthwhile.
--Metrollica
Now we just need to modify it to show the closest Linux User Group. Of course, that might be somewhat redundant with the advertised function ;-).
When activated, the screen shakes, and becomes double, in exact opposite to what your eyes may see after a fair few pints, thereby cancelling out the effect, and giving the sozzled user a valuable aid to get back home afterwards.
pub crawls.... just imagine.
"follow me guys, this thingy says the next pud is THAT way!!!" *walks headlong into a wall*
: D
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms,
If you have a handheld (Pocket PC, Palm, and certain internet enabled cell phones) and live in a major city, this has been available for months from a free app called Vindigo. Its even better in that it tells you directions to the nearest bars, restaurants, stores, and movies and it doesn't even need GPS as long as you know what block you're on. It also has reviews for everything -- which is extemely useful.
I don't want to sound like a marketing guy, but IMHO Vindigo is indispensible if you live near a place like NYC and often have trouble finding places.
Downsides: It is currently only offered in 18 cities and has ads but I bet that watch doesn't work all over the place either. The upsides are tremendous, though. Having a bar finder in a watch is all well and good, but if you already have a Palm you might as well get all the other useful info as well. You'll never have to wander around the Village looking for the Original Ray's Famous Pizza again.
No brain, no pain!
...is a GPS transmitter that can locate the nearest four drunken cuties in the bar.
Why do I want to be stumbling around in a bar full of drunk MEN?
and it will make you walk a bit more, or beep, when alcohol level is over or below a certain limit...
It's just a BloJJ
For more information on the watch and other Bristol uni wearable stuff look at http://wearables.cs.bris.ac.uk
GPS devices are pretty cool, but the last thing I want to be carrying arround is a GPS transmitter broadcasting my location! Maybe we can hack this thing so it's just a GPS receiver?
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- - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
Why does this sound like something from Wheels of Zeus? I'm waiting for "Beers of Zeus" myself! The BoZ is back!
Where the wind blows, the tumbleweed goes.
The usefulness of this device depends entirely on the kind of pub it takes you to.
It would be a tragedy if such a device were only able to offer the locations of trendy bars which only sell loathesome fizzy piss.
Obviously, it should use the CAMRA (Campaign for Real Ale) database of pub locations, so that you can always be assured of a good beer at the end of your journey.
"Information wants to be paid"
Is can it be made to interface with the guidance system on your Beer Scooter?
not a big one. any alcoholic worth his salt (to go with the tequila) already knows where the closest bar is.
//rdj
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
--Sheikh Abd-Al-Kadir, 1587
Isn't this over-specalized? Wouldn't it be much simpler just posting waypoints for current GPS instruments? Then I could just download it to my Garmin/Magellan/Whatever GPS receiver? What next? Another Gizmo for strip clubs?
J.
1. Steal GPS device from drunkard.
2. Steal house keys from said drunkard.
3. Point GPS device towards "home"
4. Steal cool geek stuff from drunkards house.
5. Repeat
"Aww, bugger" - Unlucky Alf
You can do that and a lot more with a bog standard GSM mobile phone.
Why would I buy GPS on a watch?
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I have an eTrex by Garmin. It has MapSource installed, giving it points of interest data. Finding the nearest bank machine or pub or gas station is pretty cool, and has proved truly useful at times.
If anyone is interested, you can browse the maps online; e.g. Like Here
Nice idea, but personally I'm going to hold out on buying one of these until they've developed a nudie-bar add-on.
I presume you're impersonating the robot on "Lost In Space". The family's name is Robinson.
In Wisconsin, every other building is a pub; :)
Oh, wait....
-Legion
SELECT coffee_shops FROM locations WHERE coffee_shop_owner!="Starbucks" AND radius(1,km);
People have been working on the infrastructure for this kind of stuff for ages. I'd hate to see it all patented by the first halfway competent company that manages to get a vaguely workable implementation.
Xix.
"Everything is adjustable, provided you have the right tools"