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  1. Das Keyboard: Different Languages? on Das Keyboard: Hit Any Key · · Score: 1

    This thing is all well and good for English speaking markets but do they make different versions.

    I'd like to see what the Russian language model looks like for instance.

  2. the CORAL LINER on Gaiman Naming Auction · · Score: 1

    Now anybody gonna lend me the money to make this happen :)

  3. Unpossible! on ALA President Not Fond of Bloggers · · Score: 1

    ... Given the quality of the writing in the blogs I have seen, I doubt that many of the Blog People are in the habit of sustained reading of complex texts. It is entirely possible that their intellectual needs are met by an accumulation of random facts and paragraphs.'"

    thats patantley fols.

  4. Finally! An excuse! on Does Your LCD Play Catch-Up To Your Mouse? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    For everytime I've ever posted a reply to slashdot and it's been marked Offtopic, Redundant, Flamebait, or Troll:

    Well, I meant to hit Preview, but thanks to the damned lag between my LCD monitor and the mouse, it's ended up being Submit.

  5. 3D? on Camera that Sees through Smoke and Fog Underway · · Score: 3, Funny

    The technology uses a highly sophisticated camera that captures three images simultaneously through a single lens

    Unfortunately the image cannot be viewed without Red+Blue 3D glasses.

  6. "Definitely sounds like a Troy Mclure role" on The Last Starfighter--The Musical! · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who knows; maybe it sounds like a Wil Wheaton role :)

  7. Congratulations! GlucoBoy high score reached... on Using Games to Improve Medicine · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... you have unlocked:

    InsulinRage!
    Similar to Mario recovering a star token, InsulinRage causes the player to flash bright light for thirty seconds as they become impervious to attack. Unlike Mario however, at the conclusion of these thirty seconds, the GlucoBoy player enters HypoglycemicShock.

  8. Naysayers Unite! on Bill Gates Gives $20M to CMU for New Building · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It appears Bill has truly acted altruistically here.

    This does not fit our general characterizations of the man.

    How can we reconcile this seeming incongruity? By adopting the following reasoning: "$20 million for a building?! People on this planet are still starving to death! The ego!"

  9. Dear Yank: on Virtual Girlfriend · · Score: 1

    Dear Yank:

    Point well made!

    "Hog the doona" translates roughly to: "Bogart the covers"

    P.S. Your unending creativity with the English language is rivaled only by the way Loudy Tourkey wiggles her wet butt when she dries off after a dive.

    Word! Fo' Shizzi Mah Nizzi!
    It would seem that everyday Aussie-isms are indeed eighty-sixing any meaning that could be derived from the English Language. :)

  10. Not big in the smarts department. on Googling For Prospective Date Unmasks Fugitive · · Score: 1

    I bet he's kicking himself now:

    LASHAWN
    Heyya sweetcakes, how yooou doin?! Can I buy you a drink?

    SAVVY DATE
    Yes, thanks! The name's Savvy. And you?

    LASHAWN
    Lashawn Pettus Brown... Ugh.. I mean Gary! My name is Gary!
    (under his breath)
    Shit!

  11. Quick Capsule Review on Project Plex-Box · · Score: 5, Interesting

    To quote the late great Bill Hicks:

    "Quick Capsule Review: 'Piece Of Shiiit!'"

    Seriously. It's fucken ugly. There's a reason more manufacturers out there aren't investigating clear perspex. Computer insides are not aesthetically pleasing.

    So the next time you're thinking about modding your boxen stop and say to yourself: "Can I do better than simply dumping my computer's insides into a fish tank?"... The answer, if you're wondering, is a resounding yes.

  12. Double-Plus-Ungood Reasoning - Re:No Master/Slave? on L.A. County Bans Use Of "Master/Slave" Term · · Score: 1

    What is so hard about referring to things in a new way?

    Are you serious? I mean for real? The words "master" and "slave" are perfectly acceptable english words.

    The historical events that such words may call to mind, are just that, events. That is not to say that the events are of little importance, not at all.

    But these words are not implicitly problematic.

    But why just roll over and eviscerate language whenever instructed?

    Sure it's [not] so hard, but it bears a little examination first wouldn't you think.

  13. Luddites! on Disney Does Digital, Ditches Drawings · · Score: 2, Informative

    There seems to be a whole buncha people complaining that this is the death of art, blah blah blah, as we know it.

    CG does not mean that all animation will be 3D/look the same. It's just a new set of tools, practices allowing the artist to work with greater efficiency and a better palette.

    Maybe we should go back to filming flip-book drawings if this advancement is so universally reviled.

  14. The Ultimate Geek Garb on Writing with Elvish Fonts · · Score: 1

    Beautiful...

    I shall begin the translation now.

    Within a week I will be the proud possessor of the finest nerd togs in existence!

    Behold: My elvish cloak with intricate Tengwar DeCSS print

  15. Better picture. on Those Amazing Antigravity Machines? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You can find a better picture of the antigravity machine here!

  16. It's a singularity! on Collapsible LCD Screens · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is how it works (I have my sources. Don't question me!):

    * You pay your 500 clams
    * You take your monitor home and out of the packagaing
    * It collapses in on it self, all black-hole-like

    The reason there are no photos of it, obviously, is because it isn't human viewable. And now, a word of advice: Stand the fuck back when it collapses 'cos that things has some serious gravitational pull!

    This has been a public service announcement. Thankyou.

  17. What a co-inky-dink! on Sen Hatch Would Like To Destroy Filetraders' PCs · · Score: 1

    Sen. Hatch is interested in technology to remotely destroy computers

    Which is a little bit funny when you think about it.

    Just how many people at one time or other (and come on now, be honest) haven't been interested in a technology to remotely destroy Sen. Hatch.

    I know I'm not the only one.

  18. Why just for the XBOX? on A Shocking Controller For The Xbox · · Score: 1

    Why stop at the XBOX?

    Surely there's plenty of other day-to-day goings on that could be enhanced by self administered electro shock therapy!

    *Eating breakfast? - BAM!! - get nailed by the mains when you pick up your spoon

    *Checking the mail? - BAM!! - get nailed by the mains when you open the letterbox door.

    *Using the computer? - BAM!! - get nailed by the mains when you type on the keyboard

    The only problem here is lack of vision. Electric shocks for the masses. Dance people, dance!!!

    Ahem... but seriously.... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!! It's only a matter of time until one of them bites it because they "thought they'd play a little bit of xbox while they took a bath." And I for one welcome that possible outcome. Freaks.

  19. Re:the onion on The Two Towers DVD Release Dates · · Score: 1

    The DVD they used was the latest Dana Carvey classic: "Master Of Disguise".

    I've heard it's bad. Never seen it though.

  20. Mooglesoft Search: linux "open source" on Microsoft Wants to Take on Google · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did you mean: Windows XP

    Your search - linux "open source" - did not match any documents.
    No pages were found containing "linux", "open source".

    Suggestions:

    - Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
    - Try different keywords.
    - Try more general keywords.

    Also, you can try Mooglesoft Answers for expert help with your search.

  21. Re:his "roll", eh? on Andy "Gollum" Serkis Speaks · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ahh, actually I believe in the original screenplay it was indeed a roll. It was changed because Peter Jackson thought he wasn't being faithful enough to Tolkien's book.

    SNIPPET FROM ORIGINAL SCRIPT:

    ELROND
    We must return the roll to the bakeries of
    Morrrrdorr. It is to be cast into the
    firey oven of the Mount Doom "Buns N' Loaves"
    where it was first baked!

  22. Re:I need one... on Building Your Own Glowing Cyber-Balls? · · Score: 1

    Okay it's glowing red...
    now it's glowing REDDER...
    REDDER again....
    somehow even MORE RED...
    *president addresses nation*
    so GODDAMN RED that it can only be viewed with eclipse-style pin-hole camera

  23. A New CSI TV Series Coming Real Soon Now on A Photorealistic CGI TV Series Coming Real Soon Now · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    NOOOOOOOO!

    Ohhh! c_G_i.

    Thank the good lord for that.

    -----------
    LAW & ORDER: Elevator Inspectors Unit

  24. Re:Uh, riiight.... on Teach A Robot To Drive, Win A Million Bucks · · Score: 4, Funny

    The challenge is to build an autonomous vehicle which can 'navigate on its own over a 250-mile desert course in less than 10 hours.' from L.A. to Vegas, 'without external communication or human control.'

    I'm pretty sure autonomous operation is of utmost importance to DARPA. On goes the tinfoil hat but:
    PHASE 1: 'navigate on its own over a 250-mile desert course in less than 10 hours.'
    PHASE 2: Transform into robot-humanoid form.
    PHASE 3: Identify targets. Lock. Fire.
    (PHASE 4: Profit!)

    The only question you've gotta ask is, in today's ambiguous political environment, who are the autobots and who are the decepticons?

    Seriously, call me a troll, but would DARPA be interested in an autonomous vehicle capable of navigating desert terrain, without also considering coupling it with an autonomous weapon system? Or maybe I just spent too much time playing Command & Conquer back in the day.

  25. Re:Micrososoft? on Microsoft and the SPAM Game · · Score: 5, Funny

    Before everybody jumps on the bandwagon to castigate the slashdot editors for poor spelling has anybody considered the following:

    That it was not a typo but a secretive heads-up to Microsoft changing both their name and business focus/strategy.

    That's right!. In the very near future Microsoft is to be known as MicroSoSoft. The new ad campaign will feature, among other things:

    *Fluffy white rabbits and ducklings
    *Adorable scamps kicking a MicroSoSoft plush football around a park.
    *Picnics by beautiful undulating streams.
    *The amazing results of MicroSoSoft fabric softener on both whites and colors.

    Now lavish your kudos on krow for his timely covert communique. Dissemination for the people!