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Scott Draeker Interview About Loki's Demise
An Anonymous Coward writes: "News forge is running an interview With lokigames president Scott Draeker. Looks like the leaked email wasn't a hoax after all. A very sad day for Linux. AOL? Redhat? IBM? someone please help these guys."
Eat my feet!
Rape my ankle!
Jamie McCarthy is an assmaster!
Note: Jamie is a hypcorite!
Neither of these care.
And why should they? They're just interested in Linux as far as the server market.
Truth is that linux is a horrible gaming platform.
Most gamers just want to play games. They don't want to recompile the kernel to play. They want to put the disk in and click "play" and that it.
Thats why they buy consoles.
In Soviet Russia, the television watches YOU!
Do NOT keep posting "insightful" comments.. Slashdot plans to _charge_ users to access this forum in the near future. Why pay when we create the content! Screw them!
Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda caught in circle jerk--kills self
I just read this on a news site. It doesn't mention many details but says Slashdot's founder Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda (AKA Stewart Denton) has been found dead. Murdered himself after being caught in a circle jerk scandal with fellow Slashdot editors (using aliases). Whether or not you were a fan of his openly gay attitude and right wing political views, you cannot deny his contributions to the alternative sexuality community. As a memorial, he will be ass reamed one final time before his pasty white body is burried. It is indeed a black day as he will be sadly missed by his former turd-burglars (for The Turd Report). Truly a homo-geek icon.
-Metrollica
With reports of employees in the past not getting paid and such, I have to wonder about Loki's financial problems in light of this quote:
"Draeker: My immediate plans are to take a break and recharge my batteries. After that I'll start looking at different opportunities. "Translation - "I don't need to go look for work right away. I have plenty of money for a while."...or am I misinterpreting that?
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Why is it "linux people" whine and moan about companies like AOL and IBM and their evil, incompetant ways, but yet run to them when a favorite company is in trouble. I'd wager when AOL took over Mirabilis, "linux people" were among the voice of the outraged. This article has the ring of hypocrisy to me.
AOL? Redhat? IBM? someone please help these guys.
The only people that could have helped these guys were Linux Gamers. Where either a) there aren't enough of them, or b) they're not used to having to actually pay for software, c) they didn't like the games Loki did.
whichever it is... the market has decided.
Hmm, let's see how long it takes for this to get modded down...
It had taken a while for CmdrTaco to become hard again, the nights activities up until then had been draining and very exhausting, but that hadn't deterred Hemos, he had quite literally been a machine, no sooner had he cum and started to go soft, then he was rock hard again and wanting to do it all over again. Not that CmdrTaco minded, it was the horniest, most depraved, lust filled night of his life, never had he been used and abused so completely before, and he had been with some 'experienced' geeks before. But, as CmdrTaco was now learning, experience is no match for horny, fucking first time lust. Hemos had, quite literally, been up all night, CmdrTaco knew that both of them would be sore in the morning, but he didn't care, he told Hemos, but he didn't care either. There was only one sour point for the entire night. At one point, after Hemos had once again been in CmdrTaco and unloaded deep inside him, Hemos pulled out and floppied exhausted down beside CmdrTaco. They had both laid there for a few minutes, catching there breath and waiting to see who got hard again first, which with no surprise turned out to be Hemos again. Hemos got up on his knees and straddled CmdrTaco's chest, wanting CmdrTaco to suck him off again. But CmdrTaco took him in his hand and started to slowly Taco-snort him, "You know... CowboyNeal's gonna kill me when he finds out about this." CmdrTaco said. "Huh?" Hemos moaned in a lusty daze, too intent upon the feeling of CmdrTaco's hand on his erection. "CowboyNeal, you know, your gay best friend... When you took me up to Slashdot and introduced us, well... you know what we were doing. In the morning, I was givin him a head job and he was just talking about stuff, and I asked him about you, like... what he though about you." CmdrTaco stopped to see if Hemos was paying attention. "Yeah... and..?" Hemos moaned. "Well... you know he likes you right? I mean... - really - likes you." The emphasis on 'really' made Hemos look down at CmdrTaco's face, half hidden under his erection. "Yeah, but... we're just friends..." "There's no need for you to be 'just' friends anymore." CmdrTaco's comment made Hemos think, that was true, but..? So intent on his thoughts, Hemos started to go soft in CmdrTaco's hand, but the sudden warm, tight mouth around his manhood bought Hemos back to the here and now with a groan of pleasure. When Hemos was back, CmdrTaco lay back down, Hemos slipping from his mouth, he took him in hand again, "Well, CowboyNeal said that of all the geeks he's ever been with, your the only guy he has ever - wanted - to be with. Like, the guys he has been with, its cos of lust, but he said with you it would be different. Not love... but... just different. He said he's had a heap of wet dreams about you," CmdrTaco laughed a little, "but he said he'd give anything to be able to go down on you, to taste you and that." CmdrTaco paused again, he felt a little guilty, but he continued, in a hushed whisper, "He wanted to be your first. If ever you were gonna try the gay thing, he wanted to be the one you were with, he wanted to feel you inside him, he wanted desperately to be inside you. I'm pretty sure once I heard him groan your name while I was fucking him slash-doggy style. He's got it bad for you, he actually warned me off you. I was stupid enough to tell him I, on occasion, had had the odd wet dream about you, I don't know why though, I mean, your not really my type of guy, but when I told him that, he got serious all of a sudden and warned me off you. He said that you were his, and he'd deck me if I ever so much as looked at you fun." Hemos didn't know what to say to that. CowboyNeal thought of him as his..?
Ask your mom.
I was, sucking on this girls ass. Crazy random words typed here in order to make this text less compressable.
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