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Borland C++ For Linux
Ardax writes: "Looks like Borland is going to be releasing C++ for Linux, according to this InfoWorld article. We'll be seeing more details at LinuxWorld in NY next week. The article doesn't mention whether this will be C++ Builder for Linux, or 'just' a command line compiler. No matter what, this is a sweet thing. I wonder how it will compare to gcc? (I wonder if it will be able to compile the kernel? :-) ) If it's the whole C++ Builder shebang, I wonder if there will be an Open Edition?
Borland's Community site has a blurb about this. There's no comments at the Borland community yet, but some interesting commentary might pop up there."
I'm not too sure if having another compiler would be a good idea. Just think of all the new compile problems we'd have just thinking about compatibility. Managing different gcc versions can be a pain in the butt as it is.
Talk amongst yourselves...
Also, I'm an MCSE.
okay, Linux might be the worst OS ever developed. Seriosuly, what's the point?
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I mean, comeon, IIS' GUI is the bomb diggity, yo. How fucking ass-backwards do you have to be to use vi to configue your webserver? vi is the most worhtless test editor ever, mmkay? Wordstar beat thes fuck out of vi? Remember Wordstar? yeah, it was mde for DOS (made by Microsoft; every worthwhile app was made for an MS system), but Wordstar rocked, because a brand spanking n00b could see what they had to hit to do things. vi? vi = bullshit. You have to sit there and read man pages. How gay is that? Plus, Wordstar could do legitimate text editor things like underline, italic, bold, superscript, subscript. vi can't do any of that shit. How gay is vi? Gay like the goatse.cx man, that's how gay.
Fucking Linus. "Ooooh, we're open sourve, so we're superior to Microsoft!!". Yeah, right, you stupid cumbubbles. Make a GUI better than MS, or an off suite better than MS, or a web server better than MS, or a mail server better than MS (yeah, fuckers, qmail's the best mail server made for Linux, and it is pretty sweet, but there's no calendar, or contacts or anything elses that makes exchange sweet), or really anything better than MS and maybe you'll be taken seriosuly.
Dumbass fuckwads.
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Are you disrespecting my PhD? Come to one of my classes and watch me write Win32 VXDs that make calls to WDM and see whether you still think that I was born in a cracker jack box, bitch.
Right-o. Why is it that Microsoft always takes the heat for proprietary software when Linux is just as proprietary? It only compiles on a compiler written by tree-hugging hippies. Go figure.
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A. They both look good hanging from a tree
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A. Cut the rope
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A. Problem
Q. 1,000 niggers?
A. Problem
Q. All the niggers?
A. Problem solved
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Q. How many niggers does it take to change a
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A. Rape
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A. A black eye, a fat lip, and a job
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A. The Martin Luther day parade
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A. Nigger falls
Let's look at it this way: C++ is one of the most godawful languages ever designed, so Ph.D or not, you're still the King of Filth.
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What makes you think this will make Linux mainstream? Admit it, Linux is not made for mainstream! Loki went bankrupt thinking it would change that, the Playstation2 has Linux ONLY because it needs tax breaks in UK to consider it a PC and not a TOY! And now this?!
Puh-lease! MS is the future and without it, well, its just a matter of time before Linux disappears into nothingness. For once in your life, be honest with yourself, and admit that Linux HAS NO FUTURE!
Come into the fold, I'll even throw in a free Xbox (Indrema? HA! Stop kidding yourself.)
Sincerly,
Bill Gates
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