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Free Wireless Networks at Airports

WallytheWalrus writes "Today's Minneapolis Star-Tribune is carrying an article about the installation of a wireless network throughout Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, the first of five such airports across the nation to get a uniform wireless network system. The system, which cost only $250,000 to install, will be free to business travellers passing through the airport (who have the correct hardware), and available through a number of kiosks throughout the airport. One can only hope this is the first step towards bigger and bolder public wireless network projects."

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  1. LAN PARTY by underclocked · · Score: 5, Funny

    LAN Party in Terminal 8b!

    1. Re:LAN PARTY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just be careful about what you yell in the airport as you frag yer buddies...

      "I'm gonna shoot yer ass off and take your big frazzin' gun!" you yell airport security get deployed on your position in force! ;)

      =tkk

    2. Re:LAN PARTY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just make sure you delete the "Bomb has been planted" sample before you play the defuse maps.

  2. Apple slogan... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Use your Airport(tm) at the airport"?

    Mad Apple promotion? Or useful technology?

    Cryptnotic

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  3. In other news.... by PetzoldC · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news, 80% of hotels near airports have been shut down shut down due to lack of interest.

  4. This will last long... by eric434 · · Score: 2, Funny

    until l33t w4r3z d00d #1853259 fires up his IRC client and starts surfing #isos-R-us. Guess what happens? Joe Email-Checking Buisiness man notices that he's getting .001Kb/sec, and pummels #1853259, until the *other* guys on #isos-R-us come on over from the other side of the airport...

    People are human. Lotsa bandwith+free+no accountability=ISO FRENZY!!! :)

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  5. Low Budget Colocation! by leifw · · Score: 5, Funny
    See, this is how it works:
    1. Find some little used broom closet in MSP.
    2. Slap your (linux|*bsd) boxen in aforementioned closet with wireless cards.
    3. Note which IP address your boxes pick up through DHCP, or better still have your boxes report their IP address to another of your boxes.
    4. Walk away.
    5. Remotely administer.
  6. Anti-terrorism and wireless networks by fmaxwell · · Score: 5, Funny

    Big mistakes for terrorists:

    Asking airport officials how to log on to your "al-Qaida Online" account over the wireless link.

    Complaining that you can't talk to your "buddy" Osama even though he's on your buddy list.

    Receiving and watching a Quicktime video with instructions for committing a terrorist act -- while sitting in the boarding area.

    Having your laptop announce "You've Got Jihad!" while in the terminal.

  7. Flight delayed, laptop hacked. by Marsh+Jedi · · Score: 5, Funny

    The number of people who leave open shares on their Wintel laptops is ridiculous, as they are used to being behind NAT firewalls and other hard-shelled security, deep in the corporate intranet. Then they move these absolutely defenseless laptops into a completely unsecured network via an Orinoco WaveLAN card--Hilarity ensues.

    A public wireless network with a revolving roster of addled sales execs is a veritable shooting gallery, the proverbial barrel full of fish!

    Anyway, I will not be surprised when suits rush back to the home office after a stopover in Minneapolis, their laptops having mysteriously come down with the clap.

    1. Re:Flight delayed, laptop hacked. by darien · · Score: 1, Funny

      esbeniaugh, n. = ESPIONAGE [from Fr. espionnage] The practice or employment of spies.

      -- Oxford Dictionary of Wantonly Misspelt Words (Oxford: Clarendon P, 2002)

  8. Re:Well by ZaMoose · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why would you be bending over for a revolutionary Old School rap act? I mean, Dr. Dre was in N.W.A. and, oh yeah, the Napster thing...

    Oh, you mean Northwest Airlines! Silly me.

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  9. AOL To Buy Airports by Daftspaniel · · Score: 2, Funny

    A-irports O-n L-ine * Featuring a 'wide' selection of Time Warner magazines (with blurry JPEG pictures) * Great in flight Movies (TWAol) * AirCrew with Red Hats * AOL keyword: wingandprayer You have delays!

  10. Re:Sounds interesting...a few thoughts by Cruciform · · Score: 2, Funny

    The "unused" broom closets at Pearson in Toronto were where the employees went to have sex. There was a big scandal about it a while back. There was a whole underground culture among the employees of the airport. Pretty funny stuff.