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Java Native Compilation Examined
An Anonymous Coward writes: "DeveloperWorks has an interesting article about compiling Java apps to run as native appplications on the target machine without the need for a JVM."
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Please enlighten this troll wannabe! Thanks...
Is this a first post anyway? I hope so!
ZDnet has a story about a contest with the Google search engine. 'The game starts by typing two words into Google's search bar, with the goal of obtaining a single result. The ultimate goal of a Googlewhacker: seeing the words "Results 1-1 of 1" appear in the upper right-hand corner of the screen.'
-Metrollica
Clowns need love too! Just ask ESR!!! Gives a new meaning to the term "Clown White"!!!!!!!
Yep its sad, but true.
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You are really CmdrTaco looking for free advice to fix his cocksucking lameness filter. Go away!!!!
This happened today at school. Annoyer: Java rocks! Me: Java is too slow. C++ is faster. Annoyer: Java rocks with JIT compiler! Me: You idiot.
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did i mention that i also snot tacos? i also got the "first clown fisting post", so you may suck upon that. I also got first post for every article posted. I also nailed natalie portman. I also nailed ESR while he was going down on RMS. ESR needs a better "wipe" method cuz he was smelly and stuff. also, freebsd kicks lunix's pitiful rump. LUNIX. ESR is smelly. I like fish. Junk and stuff. Like totally. ANUS!
...and the value of *your* comment was what?
Prat.
You know they call 'em fingers but I've never seen 'em fing. Oh, there they go.
I hate it when some so called "poor" nigger is loading two shopping carts full of bullshit into the 10 items or less line. The "poor" nigger invariably pays with food stamps. The USA must be the only country where "poor" people die of obesity. Some fucking fat nigger that never missed a meal claims they are "poor" while they are stocking up on free ice cream, chips, coca cola, doughnuts, and fried chicken. Have you ever seen some "poor" nigger use food stamps to buy anything healthy? Niggers make me sick.
I've seen Mexican welfare people do this as well. Those fuckers.
Anyways, so I'm working late, and these god damn spic janitors come by my desk, and I have to physically keep them from throwing away important papers.
And damn, what are they wearing for that smell. Like perfume, or something? What the hell is that shit?
Two thumbs up!
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I count two incorrect uses of the comma and two incorrect uses of the apostrophe in your one sentence posting. That is impressive. You are my hero.
About the same as your comment.
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are you male or female?
If female, woot, C sucks, shit I mean Java Sucks!!!
Wow, I should not post when knackered.
NO.
Java sucks, and so do all derivatives of Visual Basic(VBA, VBs, etc). Whoever designed that pile of shit deserves to die.
The more you program in these languages, the more stupid you get. no joke. You'll notice such ppl instantly when they say, "Well, why don't u use java to write a kernel?". OMG. The end of time is approaching.