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TrustE Launches Trusted Spammer Program
Silverhammer writes: "InfoWorld is reporting that such luminaries as TRUSTe, ePrivacy Group, MSN, and DoubleClick are getting together to develop a "trusted senders" program to certify "commercial email" and "elevate" it above ISPs' and end users' spam filters. Why, you ask? Because they believe it's actually our fear of fraud that's hurting their response rates. Apparently all that stuff about invasion of privacy and theft of resources is just a big misunderstanding..." The Infoworld story linked above has the best information about this seal program, but CNet has another story including a quote forecasting 1400 pieces of spam per person per day in five years. Update: 01/31 17:02 GMT by M : The FTC is announcing a crackdown on spam.
Because they believe it's actually our fear of fraud that's hurting their response rates.
When I found out Sally and her dorm full of debutants weren't posing just for me, I felt hurt and angry!!
The DoubleClick link isn't working. Oh wait, that's just my proxy...
TrustE should just make membership in this program opt-out instead of opt-in.
SHUT UP!!
Bloody Vikings...
/* Steve */
"Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of"-TMBG
This is perfect, now I have a 100 percent sure way of getting rid of crap that I don't want to receive. My new SPAM filter looks something like this:
/TRUSTE/ ){sub_delete( $email );}
if ( $email =~
Caution: Contents under pressure
This is an idea I'm working on to help reduce telemarking calls.
I'm envisioning a simple device that sits on your phone line. When a telemarketer calls you, as soon as you realize its a telemarketer, you activate the unit and hang up. The device takes
over after that.
While the telemarketer is talking, the device will play back every few seconds any of about 20 different small murmers "hmmm" "uh huh" "yeah" "interesting" etc. Then when the telemarketer stops talking, the device will detect the drop in audio and will play back one of several segue phrases "That sounds very interesting, could you tell me more" "Are you offering any other services?" "How much does all of this cost?" "Could you go over all that again so I can take notes?" "I've been interested in this very thing, but I need to make sure its safe. Could you tell me all the safety standards you stand to?" "Could you hold on for a couple minutes, I have something on the stove. DON'T LEAVE!" And so on.
Telemarketers are mostly script readers. The idea will to be to ask vague questions that will cause them to find the most appropriate script. And just keep them going for a LONG time. When the phone line finally goes dead, the device will hang up automatically. Maybe keep track of the longest call. Maybe record them too. The possibilities are endless!
This device probably wouldn't cost more than $20 to manufacture and is the perfect way to keep telemarketers busy when they call you at dinner. Not only will you be able to eat with a smug grin on your face, any other incoming calls will be blocked by the lively conversation. You'll be assured of a meal in peace.
-Restil
Play with my webcams and lights here
"What we are in the process of doing for the first time is to launch a systematic attack on fraudulent and deceptive spam,"
So Hormel won't be able to sell turkey Spam any more?
but in most first-degree murders and sexual abuse (or at least sexual abuse ) cases, the victim knew and trusted the perpetrator
This is more like a marauding band of vikings that you had thought long dead razing your town
Reboot macht Frei.
Brilliant idea....It only works for those who have domains. Then again, getting a domain is fairly easy, all you have to do is respond to a spam email soliciting domain registrations.
Jenn
I make a reasonable middle-class wage by going to work and not spamming blogs with scams.
So, unlike postal junk mail, where the sender pays for postage, *you* pay for spam.
Carrying postal junk mail takes energy. Therefore I have to eat more, and that costs me money. Also, the mass of the mail has a gravitational force which dilates time. And we all know that time is money.
"Trusted Spammer"
...brought to you by the same folks who brought you:
passive agression
alone together
plastic glasses
Microsoft Works
pretty ugly
postal worker
military intelligence
freezer burn
jumbo shrimp
junk food
student teacher
advanced BASIC
bittersweet
peace force
found missing
genuine imitation
living dead
soft rock
taped live
tight slacks
athletic scholarship
12-ounce pound cake
working vacation
resident alien
same difference
clearly misunderstood
exact estimate
Power Mac
even odds
negative growth
random order
...and many, many others.
Where else am I suppose to get viagra online? What about all these girls that want to have sex with me? Without spam, my life would be a miserable wreck.
-EvilMonkeyNinja
Mild Mannered Host by Day
Wild Hammered Programmer by Night