Collateral Damage

The post-9/11 action/terrorism movie is now a genre all of its own. If this movie is interesting at all, it's through the prism of September 11, a day that changed culture as much as it did politics. Our perceptions of Black Hawk Down, Behind Enemy Lines, and now, Arnold Schwarzenegger's Collateral Damage are shaped - nearly haunted - by the World Trade Center and Pentagon attacks and the subsequent military operations in Afghanistan. Some movies - Black Hawk Down - are greatly enhanced by 9/11. Because it was true and well done, it hits us between the eyes. But for poor aging action-pioneer Schwarzenegger, whose movie was postponed for three months by his nervous studio, the opposite is true. This movie comes from another time, not enlivened by reality but diminished by it. Spoilage warning: plot discussed, not ending.

The plot is vintage Arnold. He plays firefighter Gordon Brewer, who is drawn into international terrorism when his wife and son are blown up in a bombing carried out by Claudio ("The Wolf") Perrini. In pre-9/11 movies, the U.S. is nearly as evil as the terrorists, as the perennial bumbling evil C.I.A./NSA secret agents do absolutely anything at all costs by any means to get their way -- just like the terrorists. At the moment, that plot line seems a dubious one. When Brewer figures out that the ever politically squishy U.S. government isn't going to catch the Wolf (to avoid ruffling the feathers of the Columbian government), he decides to do it himself, tracking the Wolf through Panama to the dense jungles of Columbia, where he spends as much time dodging evil U.S. agents as he does hiding from evil Columbian guerrillas.

The movie is full of the now vintage Schwarzeneggerian repertoire of narrow-eyed stares and clunky one liners and explosion after explosion. And let's face it, Arnold is no action adventure spring chicken. His face is lined, his visage distinctly middle-aged. We see him in relatively few action sequences, and he is undoubtedly keeping platoons of stunt men working, judging from the credits.

Watching the film, you can't help but identify with the helplessness of a man who sees his family blown to bits for no particular reason by murderous fanatics who use high-blown rhetoric to justify their butchery. I suppose there are lots of people who wish they could get their hands on Osama Bin Laden's throat.

What makes Black Hawk Down so jarring and effective a film is that it's about a real story. U.S. soldiers really did find themselves in a horrific shoot-out in Somalia, and really did behave heroically under awful pressure. These same soldiers are now crawling around the hills of Afghanistan, their cause clear and powerful. That movie is thus a terrific salute to ordinary people who have to take a deep measure of themselves in extraordinary situations.

But Schwarzenegger's clunky ham-handedness is diminished, not enhanced by reality. The movie is too long, the ending loopy. What was once an entertaining Hollywood cartoon figure now just seems a dinosaur, his sensibility outdated and irrelevant. Schwarzenegger has made some first-rate action stuff. His Terminator series was great (he's making another). He ought to ride off into the sunset while he still has his dignity and pride, and acknowledge that while he had a great ride, the reality of the world has finally overtaken him.

Comments

Cartiac Damage?

[totallygeek]

Hasn't Arnold about had it with these types of movies? I mean, can his heart take much more?

I reckon

[G-funk]

If you read the last 2 paragraphs, replace Arnold Schwarzenegger with John Katz it makes a bit more sense.

For once, Jon is like Arnold

[Brento]

He ought to ride off into the sunset while he still has his dignity and pride, and acknowledge that while he had a great ride, the reality of the world has finally overtaken him.

Psst - hey Jon - I think right here is where I say something about the pot calling the kettle black.

Spoilage warning: plot discussed, not ending.

[Typingsux]

This is a big coincidence? Arnie made a movie with a plot?

That spoils it for me on its own.

Another Katz Drama

[coolcast]

Another diaapointing story from the greatest nerd of them all.. 'Stuff from JonKatz, It doesn't matter'

Perhaps the news didn't reach me in England...

[rjw57]

The post-9/11 action/terrorism movie is now a genre all of its own.

Hey, did I miss something? What happened on the 9th of Novemeber?

I need directions...

[loconet]

Anyone wants to tell me where "Columbia" is and who these Columbians are?. I only know of COLOMBIA and COLOMBIANS.

Some choice words

[ChrisCampbell47]

I always love to read CNN's Paul Clinton when he's slamming a movie. Some words from his evisceration of Collateral Damage:

• stinks
• embarrassing
• painfully, wantonly and hauntingly horrific
• cliche-riddled
• absurdities
• sappy, prefabricated, paint-by-numbers script

Ahhhhh .... that's entertainment!

Yeesh, Katz....

[DwarfGoanna]

What makes Black Hawk Down so jarring and effective a film is that it's about a real story. U.S. soldiers really did find themselves in a horrific shoot-out in Somalia, and really did behave heroically under awful pressure. These same soldiers are now crawling around the hills of Afghanistan, their cause clear and powerful. That movie is thus a terrific salute to ordinary people who have to take a deep measure of themselves in extraordinary situations.

Zip up your fly, Jon...your jingo is hanging out.

Have you ever noticed that Katz is a pompus ass?

[taskiss]

I read the post and thought to myself (before looking at the authors name) "God, what a pompus ass"! Lo and behold...