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nickynicky9doors writes: "New Scientist has an interview with computer historian Michael Williams. Mr. Williams has undertaken to set up a world class computer museum. My favourite was always the Cray 2 which used artificial human blood plasma as a coolant, but the article talks of the 1965 HoneyWell kitchen computer which was built for the Neiman Marcus department store. At a cost of $10,500 it came with 2 programming manuals and a cookbook. Garbage In was by way of flickering binary switches and Garbage Out was by a row of blinking lights. There's more at www.computerhistory.org."
I always wondered who was willing to pay $75 a week for my plasma. At least I know it was going to a good use!
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I still miss the Computer Museum. :(
Museums like these help to illustrate just how complex modern computers truly are.
You get to journey back into time and put yourself in the shoes of researchers who were trying to figure out how to solve the most complex problems of the day, all while having a newfangled electronic appliance the size of a room do all of the work for you.
In times such as ours where computing for the every day person involves little more than pointing, clicking, and writing IMs or emails, we should all learn to appreciate and marvel at computers.
There's no better way to learn about the current information technology field than by studying the past.
I applaud people like Michael Williams.
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Tour Guide: 'On your left here is ENIAC. Say hello to ENIAC.'
'Hello'
ENIAC: '010100'
Tour Guide 'It says it's happy to see you children.'
'Next on your right is an Apple//e....
"I only speak the truth"
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This will be a good educational tool and also serve as a way for us younger geeks to take a look at the way things used to be a few decades ago. Very cool idea.
~.Evanrude
The non techie :
... instead of just leading questions so the interviewee can press his agenda.
What about this huge contraption with all the vacuum tubes?
The realist
Is it possible the general public doesn't care about these machines?
The pitiful
Isn't there something rather sad about collections of old computers?
It's nice to see some humanity in articles
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Oregon
35 lousy years.
That's how long ago it was that the 7-segment display seemed like Space:1999 technology.
--Blair
There's a Computer Museum in Boston, MA, on Congress Street by the Children's Museum and Boston Tea Party Ship & Museum. I believe it was founded in 1982. ...there's a possibility it went out of busines recently. It doesn't have a website that I can find, but Yahoo! Yellow Pages has a listing for it
Use my userscript to add story images to Slashdot. There's no going back.
My favourite was always the Cray 2 which used artificial human blood plasma as a coolant....
Oh, man, do I even need to take the time to correct this?
The Cray 2, like several successors including the C90 and T90, used liquid fluorocarbon as a coolant. This is true.
To say that liquid fluorocarbon is artificial blood plasma is simply false. There are several commercial products that can be used as blood substitutes-- such as Oxycyte-- but these are oxygen-carrying perfluorocarbon (PFC) emulsions. These products are about as similar to the liquid coolant used in the Cray 2 as scrambled eggs are to mayonnaise.
The coolants used in the various Crays, plus lots of other electronic systems, were all pure perfluorocarbon liquids, like Fluorinert, which is a commercial product produced and sold by 3M. They're good choices for immersion cooling because they're chemically inert. Ironically, most of them (like FC-87, fer instance) have boiling points well below that of water; FC-87's is around 30C. They're useful anyway because they're dense and have specific heats about four times less than water's.
The various artificial blood products, though, are PFC emulsions, in which microscopic droplets of PFC are suspended in a saline solution. These liquids can be used because gases like oxygen and CO2 are highly soluble in PFC. Since the droplets of PFC are about 70 times smaller than red blood cells, it's very easy for them to act like RBCs in the blood stream for gas transfer.
The fact that Cray's are liquid cooled is neat enough without messing it up with misinformation.
Who needs that? You should see where I work. There's dust on some of the PC's that is older than me.
Sit back and relax as Windows 98 installs on your computer.
The core memory thing was really interesting. The computer I used to maintin in the Navy ran on Core memory. It weighed a ton, ran slower than molasses uphill in a blizzard, but it NEVER failed. It was a great technology for the time.
Wherever you go, there I am...
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Is it possible the public doesn't care? Yes.
Witness "The Computer Museum". Originally Gordon Bell's private collection (as in the VAX guy then Nat'l Science Foundation) it was formalized into "The Digital Computer Museum" - Digital as in DEC.
Later when folks at other companies became leery of donating gifts to their competitor's in-house museum it was spun off into the space built for a transportation museum and became "The Computer Museum". Gordon's wife Gwen took a leadership role, DEC donated lots of support and the place went... nowhere.
It was a good try. Gwen's vision had always been halls of gray boxes through to the movers and shakers of the industry would make pilgrimages, fund through philanthropic impulse, perhaps hold power lunches at a cafe. Instead the bread-and-butter reality of school groups and tourists finally prevailed and more "friendly" exhibits (eg the Walk-Through Computer) were installed as budgets permitted.
However too little too late. The costs of running a museum were high, lots of local computer groups were themselves failing (many of them burning the TCM along the way) and the place never really found its feet. The great hope of the sexy Java-based virtual fish tank teaching all sorts of interesting theories took a few million bucks in donations and produced a pretty but most incomprehensible exhibit that, frankly, tanked the place.
The programs went to Boston's Museum of Science, the collections out to the west coast branch where they were reincarnated as what we see today.
So - do folks care? I doubt it.
Museums cost. Yes I know to folks on the outside they look nice and simple but they're not. What you see on the floor is usually far less then 1/10th of a collection: A collection that requires high-quality (museum-quality) storage if you're to treat it right for the ages. It requires research and documentation and maintenance. It requires insurance and access and continual expansion if it is to keep up. The public facilities themselves need to be maintained and insured and secured and managed. The exhibits must be maintained and updated and replaced on a regular place if you want folks to ever come back. Grants need to be applied for and marketing has to happen to get word out and keep folks coming. Staff needs to be paid for as well as support be given to research programs and visiting scholars. Then there are the daily school groups and tour groups and regular private rentals and public special events etc.
This all takes a lot of money and widespread support, particularly if you're to do a good job and respect the trust your collection represents.
Yes hope springs eternal but we've already been here once. Yes it's Silly Valley and there's a dearth of tourist facilities and lots of folks who did get rich on dotcom and are looking for something they can sponsor. But Boston had it's own computer folks and more students then you can shake a stick at. Six of one, half dozen of the other and it still doesn't add up to enough. I've fond memories of TCM and wish TMHC the best but feel ultimately this sort of project is too big for a stand-alone institution while serving too small a niche; other institutions like the Smithsonian with larger budgets, stronger research programs, their own collections with more facilities & more services would do better.
But hey, the second time is always better.
The author was involved at the setting up of Computer Place at Boston's Museum of Science. Later I became a manager at The Computer Museum. Afterwards I went back to school and from there into industry though I've always kept up with much of The Computer Museum news from a distance. If we met there drop a line.
I don't read ACs: If a post isn't worth so much as a nom de plume to its author then I wont bother either.
Looking at this stuff, most of which was created before I was born, I can't help but feel a twinge of remorse. It seems the Golden Age of computer geekdom died with the Information Age.
Things were really hopping in computers a few decades ago. The high-level-laguage, GUI's, timesharing systems, networking. . . it was all new and exciting. It seems, though, that the wave has broken. Nothing new seems to have happened since the early '90's, when the WWW was first envisioned.
I catch myself sitting in classes with other CS majors who have never really learned DOS and are awed by and afraid of OpenGL and thinking back to high school when I spent my free time programming cute little VGA hacks in x86 assembly language and can't help but feel a twinge of superiority based on some unfounded feeling that I have touched the machine itself and they have not.
Then I go to a museum like this, take a look at what my elders were working on, and realize that I am the small fish. The magi have played their part, and I have a feeling of dread that the field has more or less reached its plateau point.
...and this won't be considered offtopic...
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History degree w/a CS minor?
How about a dork that collects stupid old computers b/c he has no money to buy up-to-date fast ones?
Please?
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Which is really said, since it was a really great place. The huge collection of old stuff they had is now out at moffet field, as seen in at http://www.computerhistory.org
I was said to see that stuff go.
"It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
Hey! Where's the flood?????????
Black wingtips, white socks and hairy ankles. Dad?
The timeline starts only at 1945. That misses things like Colossus which is a decent candidate for first electronic programmable (UTM) computer.
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load "*",8,1
I totally understand this article's sentiment, and I'm not even that old. I remember when I was in third grade I went to a form of summer school, and learned to program on the Apple IIE on the side. I still remember the first real program I wrote, that is the first one with more than 10 lines - a simple three frame animation created by manually turning on and off individual pixels. I was really proud of that (remember, I was very young, and working on my own, so even though it wasn't much, it was hard for me).
I still have it on a totally useless 5 1/4" disk, though I can't use it, and its totally worthless and pathetic compared to today's stuff.
..Sigh..
I don't even think I use most of the knowledge I learned from back then.
Flowcharts, goto loops, and even BASIC have all been declared bad because they lead to obscurity in coding, and even the interfaces (both command and within the major programs - sort of GUIish) of my first two computers (school used Apple IIE, while I used the Commodore 64 at home) have completely gone the way of the dinosaurs.
Mod me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
It's a shame that some of the first 'real' computers, used in WWII to decrypt German communications, were destroyed after the war ended. They were known as Collosus, and there were at least two of them.
Remember "Bring 'em on"? *sigh
From episode [3F20] Much Apu About Nothing
[in the late '70s]
[Frink stands in front of a huge mainframe]
Frink: Well, sure, the Frinkiac-7 looks impressive [to student] Don't
touch it! [back to class] But I predict that within 100 years
computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and
so expensive that only the five richest kings in Europe will
own them.
Apu: Could it be used for dating?
Frink: Well, technically, yes, but the computer matches would be so
perfect as to eliminate the thrill of romantic conquest. Ha-ho-
ha-hey-hoo.
--Metrollica
An appropriate quote from Les Solomon, who was editor of Popular Electronics and provided the world with the first glimpse of the Altair:
One interesting exhibit which I believe used to be in the Computer Museum in Boston was the Tinkertoy Computer, built by Danny Hillis (of Thinking Machines Corp.). It was a computer made of tinkertoys, capable of playing tic tac toe. I suppose some slashdot folks will say he should have used Lego blocks...
I couldn't find any photos of it; just a tiny little blurb here. I think A.K. Dewdney's Scientific American column in October 1989 also talked about it. Dewdney also used it as the title of one of his books collecting his columns.
Today I went out "garage saleing" - and managed to find a couple of "interesting" books:
The Secret Guide to Computers - Vol 1
and
The Secret Guide to Computers - Vol 2: Deep Secrets
Both are of the 11th edition, written and published by Russ Walter - no ISBN, because in Russ' own words: "Ha ha ha! You think this book is standard?"
These books are weird, and wonderful at the same time - they have strange "rainbow" colored covers, and the introduction in the first volume starts out with the line "Computers are like drugs: you begin by spending just a little money on them, but then you get so excited by the experience-and so hooked-that you wind up spending more and more money, to feed your habit."
It takes the reader through introduction to programming, microcomputers, a bit of computer history, language history (listing some languages and origins I didn't even know about - and I collect this kind of info!) - you name the topic, and if it is from the early-80's and prior, it is in there. There is a wonderful section on computer "art", with crude black-and-white "photos" of early computer line drawings - including a series of Ivan Sutherland's "Aircraft Carrier Landing Simulator" - 3D graphics from the late 60's - early 70's!!!
What is even more strange about the books is the amount of background info they give on the histories of various companies involved in microcomputers - plus info on the micros themselves (once again, if it existed, it is in the book - CP/M even features pretty prominantly). It gets even more strange - vague and not-so-vague references to sex, etc - about throughout the book: In the section on Russ' version of assembly language (his own creation), the opening section title is "SEXY ASS" - I kid you NOT (watch the lameness filter catch that). That section details what he terms "Simple EXcellent-for-You ASSembler" - then goes on to "teach" how to use this variant of assembler...
He has another language called "EASY"...
How rare (or common?) was this set of books - I have never seen another copy (as opposed to David Ahl's BASIC Games series, of which I have seen numerous copies)? Has anyone else come across it?
I couldn't resist buying it - and at a quarter per book (oooh, a whole 50 cents!) - it was MINE...
Reason is the Path to God - Anon
Aaargh! I have that book! I had that as a college text! You say it's in a musuem! Aaaargh!
I'm going to go now and see if there's any openings at the retirement home. There at least I can gum my jello and scribble in my Fortran Coloring Book and read all about Grandma's Drawers...
A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
The Smithsonian made at least one mistake which I pointed out here and later backed up with photos.
I visited the museum several months after the pictures were taken, and the mistake was still there. There was not even a piece of tape over it or anything. Now, I realize nobody likes to see tape over a sign in a museum, but are facts important or are they only concerned about appearances?
Then of course there is the possibility that Intel donated a lot of money to the museum. The Smithsonian has had some corporate entanglements lately. I'm as much for small government as anybody, but don't do it halfway. Either fund the museum fully so that it doesn't have to have corporate logos all over it, or totally defund it. If you visit the museum, you will see heavy involvement from the Discovery Channel and some other sponsors.
Then of course there is that other bit where they had a poll in the museum that was supposed to track approval ratings for politicians among museum vistors. I visited that a few times during the Clinton administration, and the numbers for Democratic leaders were all suspiciously pegged at 54%, as if they had throttled negative responses.
The fall in prestige and other management issues at the Smithsonian are well documented. The bottom line? I don't trust the Smithsonian. Sad but true.
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
I think my favourite part of the computer museum's website is their inclusion of music performed by an old IBM 1403 printer.
Apparently, some engineers managed to find the right lines of characters to produce printer noise of a known pitch. Feeding in punch cards appropriately, they were able to produce output which would form certain tunes. They have some recordings available for download here.
I was noticing this too. Blaise Pascal and Ada Lovelace did all their work before 1900.
Weren't there also french looms in the late 1800's that ran from punch cards?
The timeline they have up doesn't even start until 1945. Maybe they should rename it the "Digital" Computing Museum?
You gave some great links there! Thanks!
-- Never make a general statement.
It would be interesting to have a CDROM with a complete history of every computing device, and a simulation, or emulation of each one. Complete with pictures of the machines, the design team and full technical specifications.
The people who did all the design work would all be talked about too. And any publically available writings would be there too.
How cool would it be to browse a history book on computer and actually be able to bring up an emulator of the machine in question? Aren't there emulators for most of these things anyway?
Use a very general purpose emulator that uses a specification file that fully describes the complete machine. The specification file could be in XML so that other programs can mine the config files for data, like a program that will tell you the code for the letter A on every computer ever made. Or tell you every computer ever made that used ascii.
-- Never make a general statement.
I have a copy of Microsoft Windows 1.0 on 5.25" Floppies! It's fully functional, with manual!
I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
probably about 1990 or so, perhaps earlier...
I think by the time I had this book I as already interested in computers but it definatley helped me choose programming as a career. I really liked the great overview it had of various languages, like COBOL.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
Riiiight... a Google search for fluorinert "mustard gas" turns up a total of 10 hits, the ones that mention Fluorinert turning into mustard gas are from some thread on Beowulf clusters. And that claim was only made by one person... so I'm supposed to believe it?
Well, I don't... Mustard gas contains sulfur and chlorine... in particular, it's C4H8Cl2S. On the other hand, Fluorinert is a fluorocarbon--it contains carbon, fluorine, and maybe hydrogen. There's no way you're going to get mustard gas from burning it (in air at least). In fact, Fluorinert is non-flammable. Good luck setting it on fire in the first place!
That said, it does decompose into hydrofluoric acid and other stuff if you heat it too much, so I guess that would be a bad thing :) But it's not mustard gas.
Here's the MSDS for FC-71: http://www.sisweb.com/referenc/articles/fc71.htm and FC-5311: http://www.sisweb.com/referenc/articles/fc5311.htm
Thanks for the FUD, Bob Glamm!
For a book so old (for personal computing, it is pretty damn old - its first printing, edition 0, was in 1972) to still be printed, and cheap, as well - almost as cheap as before - only a few dollars more.
Thanks for the update - I have got to email this guy...
Reason is the Path to God - Anon
In the 70's and early 80's, anybody with the time to spare could write a really fine application comparable to anything offered by the SW industry, and a lot of them did and their wares were superb. The C64, Apple II, TRS-80, and even the early PC often hosted apps written by little guys and marketed by small shops.
Ironically, it was the Mac that killed this. The GUI was so complicated that it could be programmed only with an expensive kit and a lot of experience. (Oddly, the Amiga overcame this but Apple killed it in court.) When Micro$oft followed Apple's lead with Windoze, the door was closed on small, clever apps. Nobody would understand or know how to use them any more unless a huge overhead of (usually useless) functionality was supported.
In the 1980's some of the most popular games ever written were written by individuals, either working for companies like Atari or on their own. Even the big companies would have individuals or teams of 3-4 people writing a project. Now, writing a game or office utility is like directing a movie. There are far too many details for an individual to take care of, so a massive heirarchally-organized team is needed just to finish the project; and there is no central vision, no personal sense of pride in the people who actually pound out the code. And we wonder why software breaks nowadays.
It may be quixotic, but you can still go back: stella@biglist.com is the mailing list for retrogamers programming the Atari 2600. Check 'em out. Read the archive and links and marvel at how our ancestors managed with 128 bytes (no K or M there, 0.1K) of RAM and 4K of ROM.
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As opposed to breathing the fluorinert itself, of course!