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Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the typed-with-one-pair-of-sweating-palms dept.

Kathleen, I wanted to do this in this most potentially embarassing way possible, and I figured doing it here and now, in front of a quarter of a million strangers was as good a way as any. I love you more then I can describe within the limits of this tiny little story. We've been together for many years now, and I've known for most of that time that I wanted to spend my life with you. Enough rambling. Will you marry me? Update 15 minutes 30 seconds later: Subj: "Yes", message body: "Dork. You made me cry. :)" Hazah! I'm getting married! :)

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  1. Geeks and Frat Boys by Quarters · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    This is the online equivilent of the idiotic frat-boy who buys a towed banner that says "Marry Me, " and has it flown over a college football game for 50,000 people to see.

    Romance is dead.

  2. Re:how old are you? by bflong · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Huh... Yeah, right.
    I'm 22. I've never gone looking for a girlfriend. You see, I don't want a girlfriend, I want a wife. Don't let all that shit we get bombarded with every day about men always being afraid to commit fool you. Women have been so much worse in my experiance. I know what I want in life. As soon as I find a woman that wants the same thing, i'm out of the market. It's not easy though. They might want it until they realize that it means that -they- have to commit too, or that -they- will have to make adjustments in their life and to put -effort- into it to make things work.

    Sorry for the brokenhearted rant...

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    Why is it so hot? Where am I going? What am I doing in this handbasket?
  3. What a load of horse shit by smartguy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Slashdot sinks to new editorial lows. I'm outa here.

  4. Re:The real question..... by jesus_fornicates_she · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I bet she'd like a 45 inch somthing else...

    Fine. Destroy my nonexistant karma, but it was worth it. Please at least look at my new sig before sending me to slashdot hell.

    Anyway, congratulations.

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    "What's got 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog." - anon
  5. Re:Frodo by Gadgetfreak · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I think we should all see this "one ring"

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    "No fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!" - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
  6. HI ! by MrRudeDude · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This post has nothing to do with Congradulating Rob and Kathleen, Love vs. Terrorism, or an insane infatuation with watching numbers change on the HOF page. It doesn't even have anything to do with time traveling universe editors needed inorder to give some worthless spammer a life.

    It is purely and solely dedicated to giving a big FUCK YOU to every person who moderated in this article after it left the front page.

    Let me make it clear:

    FUCK YOU