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Kathleen Fent Read This Story
Kathleen, I wanted to do this in this most potentially embarassing way
possible, and I figured doing it here and now, in front of a
quarter of a million strangers
was as good a way as any. I love you more then I can describe within
the limits of this tiny little story. We've been together for many years
now, and I've known for most of that time that I wanted to spend my
life with you. Enough rambling. Will you marry me? Update
15 minutes 30 seconds later: Subj: "Yes", message body: "Dork. You made me cry. :)"
Hazah! I'm getting married!
:)
no!
you need a bath
HE'S GAY! He's having an affair with Hemos, Kats, and timothy!
it's about time taco lost his virginity, now maybe he'll have the balls to fire jkatz.
your jesus is another mans xebu. chew on that hypocrites.
Which one?
Although, now that I post that link, i see only one is listed. I guess out of the quarter of a million people there is only one Kathleen Fent.
But we can all call and congratulate her.
Do you Gentoo!?
i'm trying to think of a +1, Insightful thing to say, but i feel i am underqualified.
;-)
How dare you go proposing to another woman, when you're already married to me.
And me pregnant again with our sixth...
How cowardly.
I don't love you Taco. I will never marry you! So long as there exists at least one other man on God's green earth! I'd have sex with the Goatsex man before I give my life to you!
SAY NO!!!
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Or, I am sorry to hear that.... Another victim.... Of the love bug...
I couldn't marry someone who runs a crappy web site like this and censors it's readers.
Ha ha. What a luser.
This is the lamest thing ever to appear on slashdot. Online proposals/marriages are one thing, but on SLASHDOT? Give me a fucking break. You are a fucking loser. I hope she kicks you in the nuts for this.
Doesn't Fent sound JEWISH? Hmmm? I wonder if she'll ask Taco to be "cut"?
No! I'm not gonna marry a guy who has been stalking me for the last 6 months, based on a comment I posted about being "pro-open source" This is the most embaressing thing you could have done! Why not just send me an e-mail? Now you've drug your sorry self out in front of all of Slashdot and made an ass of yourself. Go home. ~Kathleen Fent
I suggest the goatse.cx guy... Except for Katz, he is the most disturbing regular /. participant.
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. -
And now.....a song for you!
Show me That Smile (The Growing Pains Theme Song):
Show me that smile again.
;)
Ooh show me that smile.
Don't waste another minute on your crying.
We're nowhere near the end.
We're nowhere near.
The best is ready to begin.
As long as we got each other
We got the world
Sitting right in our hands.
Baby rain or shine;
All the time.
We got each other
Sharing the laughter and love.
Whant? did you really think I was gonna leave the song out?
Alan Thicke's Journal
My Slashdot ads say "
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I found a pic of Kathleen Fent and it's here. Enjoy.
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N MY VLLG WHN WS TLLNG LL
TH PPL THT RB MLD F SLSHDT
WS BNG MRRD THR WS MCH
RJCNG! W R LVNG TH JN KTZ
S MCH ND S LL TH PPL F
SLSHDT R DR T S. W TH PPL
F KZDKSTN WSH Y TH FNST F
MRRGS ND MNY YRS F HPPNSS.
MY TH TST LWYS RMN S SWT
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( M SRRY HV T SND THS N C64)
That's probably not the only thing she's going to get a load of, eh? *wink*
or Commander_her_tuna_taco.
he can have mine ;)
Please give your mod points to others, Im at the cap. They will appreciate it more
naaahh - big teeth.
IsSheHotOrNot = no
I hope that fat bitch dies of breast cancer.
Where can I get full nude pr0n pics of Fent?
And this is my PENIS.
I hereby claim my right of prima nocte, by which CmdrTaco's wife will be mine for the first night of their marriage. On the following morning, I shall return her to him, and when the bleeding stops, she will be his for all his pleasures.
Custer's Revenge: The greatest video
This post, while not adding to the discussion in any useful way, is just trying to get it to #1.
How could you possibly propose to that bucktooth slut whore bitch after the weekend we had in the Key West. Could her cock possibly be bigger than mine? Does she give you better anal luv than what i gave you. Did she toss your salad? Does she run lindows beta 0.90? I DONT THINK SO. she is a bucktooth horseheaded slashslut. i hope you die and rot in furburger hell.
i am convinced that "/.ers" are homosexuals and imma make that my "sig"
Just helping to add more comments to the story after all moderators will have given up :)
... the Last Post??????
Just post it here.
--Taco
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Damn !
It's all because some humourless idiot modded down some of the posts I made last night when pushing this article past the Star Fraction one. (I made more than 50 "YAASFP" posts.) Who the hell is wasting mod points moderating this thread now ? What, were they worried that readers might see too much crap in this thread when browsing at 1 ?
That's the problem with moderation -- idiots moderate.
I decided to move my crapflooding from the top level down into a thread. I'm hoping to hide from the Al Qeada moderators who seem to be still stalking this article modding down people as offtopic.
That's right, love is now tied with Terrorism.
But that won't be the case in another two minutes !
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Yet Another Anti-Terrorism Pro-Love Insurance Post.
I'm a belt, suspenders, AND stable it to my soft fleshy ass cheeks type of guy.
-- CT