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Will Barry White Songs Help Sharks Get Down?

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the don-marti-sings-like-barry-white dept.

iforgotmyfirstlogon writes "From ABC News: Ten resolutely celibate sharks at the National Sea Life Center are getting a blast of Barry White in hopes they'll get in the mood for love." Nothing like a little music to get you in the mood..." CD: Valentines Day should be called Barry White day.

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  1. call me cynical by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds fishy to me.
    I don't think I believe this.

    *groan* *retch*

    Thank you, I'll be here til friday, enjoy the steak...

  2. resonance by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Barry White's voice is so deep that the resonance must serve as a no-touch vibrator for women.

  3. Whats next? by dmouritsendk · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Scientists" playing Seals Fly Like An Eagle to abandoned babybirds hoping to get them to fly?

  4. an idea by macsox · · Score: 3, Funny

    taco: i think amazon carries barry white cds. hint hint.

    --
    go get it
  5. Re:hmm by bigdreamer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Today must be a REAL SLOW news day if this makes the front page!

    Well, that's because CmdrTaco is too busy with Kath^H^H^H^H other things right now.

    :) Congrats to the happy couple!

  6. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't knock Barry, his music works better than cheap liquor.

  7. homosharksuals by Afrosheen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Has anyone considered that these sharks are gay?

    1. Re:homosharksuals by x1l · · Score: 3, Funny

      have jonkatz go check.

  8. Re:Can't see why not by YoPt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your kidding me right? OK. For most the day I have been paying more attention to the Modding on post and IMHO it is all screwed. No offense to this post, I thought it was cute. Informative though? If this catches the eye of anyone who cares and/or can do something to start some reform on the current Mod system please do so.

    /mini-rant off

  9. duh by Dr.+Awktagon · · Score: 4, Funny

    How about giving those sharks a little PRIVACY!

    Shark #1: Darling, allow me to gentle stroke your pectoral fin.. let me gently nibble your..

    Researcher: HEY! He's getting close, turn on the video camera! Play the Barry White! Turn on the spotlight!

    Shark #2: Uhm, not interested.

    Shark #1: Damn you humans and your infernal lights and music! A pox on your families! May wasps eat at your eyes!

  10. You should see the other tank... by Nathdot · · Score: 5, Funny

    where they were playing Celine Dion.

    Now those were some fucking angry sharks!:

    Neeeeeaar Faaaaaaar, Whereeeeeveeer Yooou Are *MAD FRENZY BEGAN* ... By the time it got to: I Beeeeelieeeeve that my heart will go Oooooooon the tank was filled with blood and one surviving very injured shark.

    No; For the "love" it always has to be Barry White!