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Is The Net At Fault For Illegal Filesharing?

hbean writes: "Laywers for the file sharing programs Morpheus and Grokster are saying that if their client's programs are illegal for sharing copyrighted content, then so are the networks of ISPs that allow users to connect to each other -- check it out here. I wonder if these legal types are ever going to actually blame this on the actual people who are sharing ..."

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  1. Great court case by bryan1945 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Next case"
    "MPAA & RIAA vs. the Internet"

    "Is the defendent ready?"
    "011011001010111110010100110100...."

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    1. Re:Great court case by athakur999 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Internet could get Jeeves to represent itself.

      Judge: How do you plead?
      Jeeves: WebMD - Girl's Parents Plead for Gene Therapy to Resume
      Judge: What does that have to do with music piracy?
      Jeeves: Kid Rock Starves To Death: MP3 Piracy Blamed

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  2. Blame Canada! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    It's Canada's fault.

  3. Re:related by HCase · · Score: 3, Funny

    yeah, well, they do have the guns... :-)

  4. In Other News... by unformed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lawyers for Morpheus have filed a lawsuit against God for ceating people who use software that uses the Internet that transfers data which was created by people who then sold it to the RIAA who are suing the aforementioned lawyers (for Morpheus) for violating their trademarks by transferring music that they have copyrighted ...

    1. Re:In Other News... by gartogg · · Score: 5, Funny

      God has countersued the human race for copyright violations, making many thousands of copies of "Human Beings" which he said are not only infringing on his copyright, but also dilute his brand name, being inferior copies, "made in god's image" by much inferior beings.

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    2. Re:In Other News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Lawyers for Morpheus have filed a lawsuit against God for ceating people

      By claiming He was the sole creator of the universe, God is in violation of anti-monopoly laws.

  5. Does this mean... by Bookwyrm · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this mean we can file a lawsuit against lawyers who allow themselves to be hired to conduct frivolous or harassing lawsuits for allowing themselves to be used to conduct frivolous or harassing lawsuits, instead of the people hiring the lawyers?

  6. Re:Yeah right by the_rev_matt · · Score: 4, Funny

    You spelled Arkansas wrong, but that's OK because no one from there would know anyway.

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  7. Imagine..... by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Funny

    ....a Beowulf cluster of lawyers!

    Errr.... uh.... nevermind.
    Sorry.

  8. Re:This is equivalent to saying... by Lectrik · · Score: 2, Funny

    and Microsoft's and etc. software is analagous to the metal used to manufacture guns

    remind me never to buy a gun in that universe. pull the trigger the entire gun turns blue and all the bullets go of at once in the wrong directions.

    Microsoft rewrites it's BSoD code

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  9. Re:Yeah right by kaimiike1970 · · Score: 3, Funny

    You gave your dad a .gif for Christmas? I thought I was bad when I gave my dad a .jpg but at least mine had more than 256 colors...

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  10. Nice logic...Let's try it the other way around... by tcc · · Score: 3, Funny

    Have it your way, I'm suing every artists and their managers and their record label, that has it's files shared online, willingly or not, for not protecting their property the right way, thus devaluating the price of my CDs that I can't resale because everybody made cheap copies and nobody wants them anymore.

    Hey.. that doesn't sound as stupid as I thought... any pro bono lawyers? MAKE MONEY FAST! :)

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  11. That's an easy one by billcopc · · Score: 2, Funny

    Q: Is the road (thus, the government) responsible for my parking and speeding tickets ? Without those roads, I would never have had the chance to speed, thus I would not have been fined.

    A: No. What I do with the road is of my business and responsibility.

    Q:Is the phone company liable if I receive death threats from an irate caller ? What if he/she follows through and subsequently tries to physically assault me ? What if I get killed ?

    A: Oh my god, you could be killed. Sue everything! ... ahem! no, not really. Shit happens buddy. Better luck next life.

    Q: Is Sony the one to be sued if my Discman is old and damaged, refusing to play any CD with a minor scratch or kink, thus discouraging me from buying newer CDs and reducing some fat industry executives' royalty payments ?

    A: Absolutely. You're destroying the american economy. Sue Sony, sue the store that sold you the Discman, sue your neighbor because he wouldn't lend you HIS Discman, then once you've sued everyone clean and fattened your wallet, the RIAA will sue YOU just because they can.

    Translation: The article points it out quite clearly and honestly that this is yet another stupid frivolous lawsuit that has buckets of legal precedents against it, thus it shouldn't even last 5 minutes in the courtroom. We'll just have to see how effective the legal system really is, or finally admit to ourselves that law is merely a purchased commodity.

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  12. Is Net at Fault for Illegal Sharing ? by JimB · · Score: 1, Funny

    The Lawyers have to go after the ISP's.
    They are the only ones involved that
    actually may have some money.

    SOMEONE has to pay for their BMW's !

  13. Re:Yeah right by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
    > Hmmm...but those from Arkansas can only count to 20 (fingers and toes)

    Huh? This is Arkansas! The correct number is either 22 or 24, for lucky induhviduals who have six digits per appendage, or waaaaay less than 20 for those who've said "watch this!" while chopping firewood or doing body work on the '73 Ford in the driveway.

    In any case, it sure as hell ain't 20, that's fer shure!

  14. Fault? I'll give you fault. by sohp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Without the electric grid these computers and networks wouldn't be able to do anything, so it's the power companies' fault. Without plastics, metals and iron oxides to make storage media, those files couldn't be stored anywhere, so it's the fault of mining and petrochemical companies. Without air to carry the soundwaves and photons to transmit energy the music would be inaudible and the images would be invisible, so it's the fault of the Universe. Nah, to lawyers, the fault clearly belongs to whoever has the deepest pockets.