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Captain Crunch's New Boxes, Part II

micsaund writes: "It looks like the infamous Captain Crunch has been toiling away for 3 years on a firewall now known as the Crunchbox. It runs OpenBSD and is administered via a web-based interface. Steve Wozniak is quoted as saying it's 'next to un-crackable.' Check it out at ShopIP. The Register also has an article on it. As an aside, since the Linux Router Project (LRP) appears to have been sold-out and GnatBox is a tad expensive, is anyone aware of some kind of 'packaged' firewall with a slick interface available for free?" We mentioned Draper's venture into firewalls last year, but there's been some progress since then.

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  1. Just make sure by javaaddikt · · Score: 5, Funny

    that you don't have a modem in your crunchbox
    :)

  2. If you send it an MP3 of the correct frequency by Twister002 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can you get into it?

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    "For a successful technology, honesty must take precedence over public relations for nature cannot be fooled." -Feynman
  3. People shouldn't say these things! by jaavaaguru · · Score: 4, Funny

    next to un-crackable

    What does Steve Wozniak have against Captain Crunch? we all know what happened to Oracle when they made similar claims.

  4. I'd dare to say.. by Dr.+Nonsense · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I'd dare to say, next to uncrackable, is crackable."
    Dr. Nonsense, cofounder of the Nonsense School of Journalism and PR.

  5. Re:Wozniak? by cscx · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can't really tell you, but I hear that the Woz knows a thing or two about putting toothpaste in the center of Oreo® cookies.

  6. Mine doesn't work by khuber · · Score: 2, Funny

    I blew real hard and couldn't get a tone out of
    the damn thing.

    -Kevin

  7. h4x0r3d? by EchoMirage · · Score: 2, Funny

    Steve Wozniak is quoted as saying it's 'next to un-crackable.'

    ...and as soon as the story was posted, the screen read "j00've b33n h4x0r3d" and nature once again revealed its irony.

  8. OT: $0.02 by emmons · · Score: 1, Funny

    I do believe that everyone who usually writes "just my $0.02" on slashdot should change their comment to something a bit more universally understood. Perhaps: "just my 4 pages" ?

    Just my 4 pages.

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    Do you even know anything about perl? -- AC Replying to Tom Christiansen post.
  9. File systems by Beowulf_Boy · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've tried several different types of Firewall distros. Coyote, Smoothwall, that Mandrake one, etc. I finally settled on Freesco, because it runs off the fat32 filesystem. All of the other ones are basesed on non-journaling Filesystems (Ext2). And my electric goes out quite frequently.

  10. Saw this and thought... by gmhowell · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was grocery shopping today. I noticed that the elephant is no longer on the peanut butter cap'n crunch. And that 'thing' is no longer on the crunch berry box. I figured the first link in this story would go here. Nope. Just some boring hacker crap.

    (and for those keeping score, I am in fact blocking timothy's articles from the front page. I came here after seeing the headline on another site.)

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    Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
  11. Furby Intrusion Tool by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bet some enterprising 15 year-old nicknamed "Captain Furby" will find that the 8156khz sound of a Furby's voice produces the perfect pitch to crack the "Crunch Box".

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    Ergonomica Auctorita Illico!
  12. I thought the title was about the cereal by antdude · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sheesh! :)

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    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  13. Re:Smoothwall by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny
    His product is FREE though, you should just don your asbestos suit should you go looking for support. (View a few IRC logs etc. to get a feel for how "Dick" seems to view newbies and/or non-paying customers.)

    I think this guy has finally found a way to make money on free software: Forget selling licenses; forget selling service and support. Just sell protection from ridicule and verbal abuse.

    Preserving some semblance of self-esteem has clear value in the marketplace. I think this business plan will be successful.

  14. Re:Smoothwall by nomadic · · Score: 4, Funny

    But, from what I gather, and I have done some searching, Dick (aka Richard Morrell) seems to have a few screws loose. From all accounts, he is cranky and sometimes more than downright nasty.

    An ill-mannered, non-social programmer? Impossible!

  15. unbreakable? by krokodil · · Score: 3, Funny

    It may be unbreakabale but looks like it is
    slashdottable.

  16. Re:Smoothwall by istartedi · · Score: 3, Funny

    View a few IRC logs etc. to get a feel for how "Dick" seems to view newbies and/or non-paying customers

    Now there's a business model I hadn't considered: Give the product away for free, charge people to be nice to them.

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    For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
  17. Re:Smoothwall by saintlupus · · Score: 3, Funny

    You just described just about everyone who produces open security software.

    With one notable exception, of course; you're forgetting Theo's reputation for being so friendly and cuddly, much like a kitten.

    --saint